077. The Poisoned Apple of the Immortals (1)
After all the preliminary work was completed, a smoke-filled "Xiao Li Morning Cup Entertainment Knowledge Competition" finally kicked off.
Since the questions in the first round were the most basic, after a quick answer of no more than two seconds per person on average, all 11 people in the audience were qualified to throw the dice.
As the last in the ranking of the fan team, Jiang Zimu went through the motions with a lack of interest, and finally got the interaction of "hugging behind the back", as well as the independent performance project of Xiao Da idol of the "Yanyi Award".
Inadvertently swept the prop table on the side of the stage, and after looking affectionately at the pineapple crisp, beef jerky, brown sugar twist, and matcha cookies on it for the twenty-seventh time, a smug smile appeared on Jiang Zimu's face: Hehe, it is worthy of me, I can bargain with Xiao Lizao as soon as I see the feeding option, and determine the new rules for the winners to exchange wishes with each other.
In the next two minutes, Jiang Zimu used his three-inch incorruptible tongue to take advantage of the careful thinking of female fans who were afraid of gaining weight and worrying about their image, coupled with the romantic abnormality described by Back Hug, and successfully exchanged wishes with the female fans who threw it into the "feeding food".
Originally, seeing Jiang Zimu getting the "back hug", Xiao Da Idol's heart still couldn't hold back his excitement. However, in the blink of an eye, the vicissitudes of life, glanced at Jiang Zimu, who had automatically stood on the edge of the food and had started picking and choosing, and then looked at the female fans who couldn't close their mouths with a shy smile on their faces.
In the face of the 80% pass rate, Xiao Li prayed thousands of times in his heart, hoping that Jiang Zimu would throw in the "marriage proposal performance", so that he could take advantage of the east wind of interaction to show his mind unreservedly.
Not to mention, this time, the Buddha really stood on Xiao Lizao's side.
Watching Jiang Zimu holding the dice and not letting go, happily jumping on the spot, Xiao Li had already moved his mind for the first time to donate sesame oil to several well-known temples in China.
Jiang Zimu: Roar, praise, praise, throw it into the "marriage proposal show", hey! What does this mean, dear, this shows that there is no need for the old lady to beg for exchange, and there will be girls who will rush to discuss with me, okay?
You, yes, don't look at it, it's the sister who threw out the "feeding", come on, I have a deal here, I want to talk to you!
Xiao Lizao: WHAT? THAT...... That goods, she ...... again Come, Buddha, please give me an explanation!
Buddha: You only said that you let her vote for the "marriage proposal", but you didn't say that you had to perform this with her. She can't resist the temptation of food and exchange you for snacks, and it's hard for us to do it!
Xiao Lizao: I don't care! You give me an acceptable statement!
Buddha: At the moment we don't have any practical solutions. If you have to discuss the law, then take the time to go to the west by yourself, and let's have a long talk.
Xiao Lizao looked resentful, listening to the cheering and heaxing of the audience, holding a rose in one hand, holding a ring in the other, and bending on one leg, with a bitter expression and a toothache-like voice, all of which expressed a man's determination to walk into the grave of love in a nuanced manner.
"Marry...... Marry ......"
Before he could read a single line, Xiao Da Idol couldn't hold back his anger and puffed up his puffer fish face and was ready to go crazy.
"Oh! Out of tune King, can you stop eating it yet!"
The proposed object, who was already in tears and couldn't help sobbing, together with tens of thousands of onlookers on and off the stage, were all shocked by Xiao Da Aidou's cold high note.
The corners of Jiang Zimu's mouth, who deliberately hid in the corner, trembled, and he hurriedly swallowed the beef jerky in his mouth.
"Ah...... I didn't do anything. ”
"The click sound of you eating twist flowers affects me to substitute for the character!"
Everyone on the stage: Huh, when did Jujube unlock the Shunfeng Ear skill?
"Oh," Jiang Zimu slowly moved away from the snack table, "I'm sorry." ”
"I'm sorry?" Xiao Lizao got up and patted his knee, his head raised, and he said with a gun and a stick, "Dear, are you here to listen to a concert or to eat a buffet?"
Jiang Zimu's face flushed, he lowered his head silently, he didn't say anything, but he was not idle in his heart: which self-service restaurant dared to provide such a single dish, and it would have to be closed after three days of opening.
"Also, what the interaction said is obviously - I'll feed the fans, you'd be okay? Do it yourself? Can you let me feed you some left?"
"I'm a fan of peace of mind. I thought, if I can solve it myself, I won't bother you. ”
Xiao Lizao flew out of his nostrils with a disdainful "hum", glanced at Jiang Zimu, and then scolded with a small temperament: "It's all your fault, the emotions I've been brewing for a long time are all gone." ”
"Take a break, we'll do it again!"
Yes, yes, just because of Xiao Da Idol's sudden anger, even if the fans at the scene saw the handsome Greek statues making all kinds of sand sculpture expressions with no lower limit later, they could only sigh silently, they couldn't laugh, they couldn't laugh, they silently muttered a sentence of "ugly handsome and ugly handsome" in their hearts, and then secretly picked up the mobile phone and clicked it, and stocked enough food for the emoji picture for a year.
By the third round of the quick Q&A, the difficulty of the questions showed an impressive logarithmic increase in the number of questions like early house prices. In short, the first round of questions is like this-excuse me, what is the full name of the jujube, and the last round of questions is like this-excuse question, Mr. Xiao Lizao participated in the performance at the time point five years, three months and eight days ago, among all the male stars on the same stage with him, they are married and have children, and their children have gone to school, and the school homeroom teacher is a woman and surnamed Zhang, how many are there?
Jiang Zimu (an unknown Suoyin School "Jujube" master inspired by Ji Hua and guided by Ding Dingding): 2!
Other players on the same stage: Aha? Sauri~~~ Molagu?
Finally, when the top ten lucky fans were all knocked down by the perverted question, Jiang Zimu clapped his hands and rolled up his sleeves, "Mo Fang! ”
Xiao Lizao lowered his chin slightly, his eyes tightened, and his gaze swept to Jiang Zimu, who was eager to try on the other side.
"Excuse me......"
The fans in the audience pricked up their ears and secretly pinched their sweat, sincerely hoping that Jiang Zimu could survive as the only survivor of this round. At present, it is no longer a one-person battle, but a time for the survival of the reputation of the entire jujube forest.
"I, my favorite-" Xiao Li had already elongated the end note, thinking about the next romantic confession, the corners of his mouth bent, but he held his ears red first.
"Excuse me, what's my favorite fruit? Choose one of three, option A, strawberry, option B, lychee. ”
“B!”
"What's the panic? I haven't said answer C yet. ”
"No, no, all right, B. ”
Listening to Jiang Zimu's confident answer, the audience also breathed a sigh of relief.
Hey, who doesn't know that you Xiao Xiansen is known as "sex to Yang Guifei", not to mention that the two of them are well-known beauties, just say that the two of them have a dietary habit of cruelly consuming lychees, if you can really face each other through time and space one day, you are afraid that you will have to hug your head and cry and worship a handle, and contribute money and efforts to build tens of thousands of lychee greenhouses?
"Answer......"
"Wrong!"
"Clams?" Jiang Zimu looked incredulous, his little face wrinkled, and he spread the black question mark in his head to the thousands of households in the audience.
"No way, no way. It has to be B. ”
"I'll just say that this question must not be simple, otherwise how could it be put to the end of the third round?"
"Then what should it be?"
Xiao Li hooked the corners of his lips early, and his smile was as clean as his eyes.
"The correct answer is – C, Apple. ”
Nani?
Jiang Zimu knocked his head aggrievedly, feeling that this was the first basket that his proud memory had poked out in his life.
"Yes...... Am I mistaken? In a total of 2,279 public interviews since your debut, 138 times have been asked this question, and you have voluntarily admitted that you like to eat lychees. ”
Jiang Zimu: Impossible! The old lady made up all the relevant background knowledge of you Xiao Lizao day and night on the eve of the concert, and with the old lady's IQ, it is absolutely impossible to be wrong.
Xiao Lizao looked at Jiang Zimu's puzzled and angry little expression without blinking, even at the performance site of tens of thousands of people, he heard the sound of the gear turning in the head of the opposite person.
Biubiubiu!
Accurate Orientation Sniping!
The misery of being scolded again and again, and the disappointment of falling back into the void, are not worth mentioning at all in the eyes of Xiao Lizao at the moment.
Actually, option C of this question has a specific direction. ”
"Not all apples I like. ”
Xiao Lizao's eyes narrowed, and he was inexplicably embarrassed.
"So listen up, next is the exclusive reveal of this concert. ”
Yes, Goddess, I ask you to move your ears and brains, and stop being stupid and stupid.
"What I like is the poisoned apple!"
"Poison - Apple!"
The audience scratched their ears: Yo, what do you mean by the old age, in the past, Snow White and her stepmother played a little role, and if she died, she would play a palace fight cannon fodder, but if you are old here, you may be able to make a 100-episode heroine farming inspirational drama.
The marriage is unhappy, the children are not filial, and the wasteland is planted with a lot of pots. Let's look at the self-improvement woman with a pair of skillful hands, half of the country in the agricultural trade industry?!?!