Gu Suixin's side, no matter how Eaton and Mei messed around, both soft and hard, anyway, the onlookers were in groups of three or five to set up their own dragon gate formations, dead or alive.

What do you say, it's impossible to walk anyway, and it's impossible to get out of this life.

Mei is also clear in her heart: Judging from the current situation, if she really fights Jiang Zimu face-to-face, the chances of winning are secondary. I'm afraid, my teammates sold themselves first in order to save their lives, and when the time comes, all the pots that I have done and have not done will be buckled on my head, and I can't ask for good fruits to eat inside and out.

As soon as Heng and Zhu die, the competition at this time is probably who can go further on the road of Erwuzai and fly higher in the sky of selling teammates.

"Even if you have any opinions about my boss, what does it matter to me?"

"You can't have a large group of people, bully the weak and fear the hard, and focus on me as a woman, right?"

Well, at this time, you must first take out the gender advantage of pastoral boxing enthusiasts, play a miserable little powder boxing, and test the bottom line.

Eaton: Hey, this is a special meow, it's a draft that Lao Tzu just drafted, how can she be the first to do it? Besides, how can you engage in gender privilege in a serious zz struggle?

"What can they say about me?

Eaton: I'm an old people's artist. Since my debut, I have always adhered to the principle of going from the masses to the masses, and the support rate of the people on the other side of the ocean is so high that only the great proletarian revolutionary Comrade Jiachuan Jianguo can match it.

May: That's the book. It's me who is stupid. The sentence just now should be in Chinese.

"Gu ...... Ms. Gu, since Miss Jiang has called, explain that she ...... Oh yes, and Mr. Xiao, both of them should be healthy and safe. Although I was a little aggrieved and didn't understand what I had done wrong, as long as people were okay, I was grateful. ”

Mingli, with a little flattery, with a little weakness, but secretly, it seems that the connotation of a gun and a stick disgusts you-look, Jiang Zimu, she is not dead, is it a bit of a fuss for you to fight such a big battle?

Gu Suixin naturally understood the deep meaning of Mei's words, and the corners of his mouth drooped, "Your self-talk is extremely optimistic." ”

"What, both of them, what's wrong?"

Gu Suixin rolled his eyes and hit Mei's Tianling Gai.

"It's good or not, you won't know when you meet. When the time comes, you will talk face-to-face about how good it can be, and what kind of bad it can become. ”

Eaton listened to the two women beside him suddenly switch from the high-pitched and spiky English they had been singing to a deep and slow Chinese tone, and couldn't help but shed tears of regret in his heart.

The whole world is speaking Mandarin, but ...... But I don't know!!

"Mei, don't be stupid!"

As soon as he spoke, Eaton switched to French. Looking around, the inexplicable arrogance made his volume not lower in the slightest.

"Believe me, today, you, me, and the two of us will definitely be able to return to China smoothly!"

"One by one, they're just bluffing. What if they got the call from there, and if anything, do you think they can still stand there honestly?"

Well, Old Man Yi is also an old fritter: there is no evidence that can be directly qualified, even if Jiang Zimu comes, what wind and waves can be stirred? At most, he blames Mei for adding oil and vinegar to the "false holy decree", and didn't let her and Xiao Li catch the bus in time.

To put it simply, it is just a small joke full of "Western-style childlike fun" on Chinese New Year's Eve, which is harmless; if you want to really compare the truth, you can even bite back, scold the two of them for not knowing good people's hearts, and forcibly break the steel bars tied to "Yue Laomei", missing the good marriage in vain.

Say a thousand ways and ten thousand, if there is really any decisive handle that is caught by them, like Gao Dashan, who is impetuous, impetuous and strong-blooded, his fist should have been beckoned a long time ago, where is it possible to keep looking at Suixin's eyes and not dare to take any actual action?

Look at Gu Suixin, who has been shouting to go to the police station just now, but he is still standing still. Who believes that she has no taboos?

As soon as these words came out, Mei really stabilized her mind. Think about it, if you can't please Eaton and protect him first, even if you return to the United States, what can you do?

"Oh, I just had a short circuit in my head, and I didn't choose what to say. ”

May twisted her face slightly, and smiled at Eton, smiling like a chrysanthemum.

"After all, they have been so tormented that they have not rested all night. ”

"I'm so tired, and I'm really sleepy. ”

"Sleepy?"

"I have an ancestral recipe for drowsiness, lethargy, and drowsiness!"

A firm and powerful mezzo-soprano sounded at the back of the crowd. Everyone was stunned, and without turning back, it seemed that they could guess which little girl who was not afraid of heaven and earth came to kick the gym.

Gu Suixin looked at Jiang Zimu who was slowly approaching, and his face was full of a triumphant smile, "Zimu, you're finally back." ”

While speaking, he went up to meet Jiang Zimu and exchanged a look, and then ran to Xiao Lizao's side in a hurry, touching his head and patting his back, almost snatching the old mother's bitter tears, and crying on the street How Xiao Lizao's unfilial son made the old mother not eat or sleep, and worried all night.

After Jiang Zimu responded in fluent French, he immediately comforted the seven aunts and eight aunts around him in Liao.

"I'm fine, really, hard work everyone. ”

"Thank you!! special thank you!"

Seeing Jiang Zimu's safe return, the faces of the old and young masters of the ten miles and eight towns finally showed the joyful expressions that should be on the first day of the new year.

Jiao walked quickly to Jiang Zimu's side, followed by Jiang Zimu's shoulder, and swayed.

"Wood, you're finally back. How was last night?"

"Oh, I didn't eat the roast chicken I made on Chinese New Year's Eve, how good is this!"

was about to speak again, but was pulled over by his husband, raised his hand to make a silent gesture, and said softly: "For now, get rid of these two people first." When you get home, you bring out all the delicious food. ”

Jiang Zimu smiled gratefully, and when his eyes swept to Eton and Mei, the whole person suddenly changed to the mode of "Jiangsu, Zhejiang, and Shanghai Winter", and the magic attack that penetrated into the bone marrow actually made the two of Eton, who were wearing shorts and short sleeves under the sun, shiver together.

"Dear, just now you said that you didn't sleep all night and were sleepy?"

Mei secretly took a step back, pursed her lips, and didn't say anything.

Jiang Zimu glanced at Eton lazily, pressed forward step by step, smiled, stared, and didn't say a word.

Just when the onlookers were unclear and guessed that these two girls were not using their telekinesis to carry out the impact of the small universe that could not be explained, they only heard a "snap", and Jiang Zimu's slap was tightly attached to Mei's face without any gaps.

Full of strength, Tong Su is not bullied.

Xiao Da Idol behind him took a look: Oh, this goddess, bare-handed, a horse with high combat effectiveness.

"You...... You ......"

"What are you!"

"You don't need to pick a day, if you have to choose, every day is a good day!"

As soon as Xiao Da Idol heard it, the soul of the folk song suddenly awakened, and he didn't need to warm up, he didn't have to descend to the original key, he just opened his mouth and came.

"Happy gongs and drums beat out the joy of the year

The beautiful dance brings joy every day

The sun's oil paint is red today's day

The flower of life is our smile ~~~

Hey!"

Where have the onlookers seen such a battle, although they can't understand it, but the high voice that pulls out to the sky can be rampant all over the world without too much explanation.

Bang Bang Bang, the applause at this moment, you can't say that it should be used to cheer for Xiao Da Idol's a cappella salute, or should it be used to cheer Jiang Zimu's simple and rough tooth for tooth.

Eating melon neighborhood: the ...... We can win by quantity. It doesn't matter why it's applauding, it's right anyway. Go one wave, come and come, go another wave.

May: I'm offended.

"You...... I ......"

Jiang Zimu smiled slightly, and began to denounce righteousness and justification in Chinese.

"I heard that Ms. Mei told Mr. Xiao's entourage yesterday that Mr. Xiao and I unanimously decided to stay in the mountains overnight and not return to the old city, so you still set off on time according to the original plan when the number of people is not full?"

"I also heard that Ms. Mei made a big exaggeration, did she say that I and Mr. Xiao are boyfriend and girlfriend?"

"yes, what's wrong? Didn't you ask me to convey it on my behalf?"

"Smack!"

It was another crisp slap, and the plum who smoked it was a little starry.

"The first slap is to help you heal. How's it going, aren't you feeling a lot more energetic now?"

"It's free, no thanks. ”

Jiang Zimu raised his face high, looked directly at Mei with his nostrils, and snorted coldly, "Second slap - no one in the older generation has educated Ms. Mei, tell you that you will be beaten if you run the train with your mouth full?"

"How am I ...... What I said is true....... I ......"

"Smack!"

"Jiang-Zi-Mu!!"

"Why are you hitting me again?"

"Why? The strong dragon doesn't suppress the head snake, let alone you little loach with miscellaneous hair!"

"By the way, the third slap is to educate you not to be hard-mouthed, and at the critical moment, you have to be smart!"

Jiang Zimu took a deep breath and shrugged his shoulders, "Ms. Mei, I don't even know if you don't say it, our relationship is so iron." There are so many people in the location team, I don't pick up to help pass the word, but I picked you up - this opponent who was scolded by me from the first time we met to eat pig?"

"I can't even tell if you're stupid or if the people who believe your are stupid. ”

"If I really want to spread the word, I just write the news on the dung ball and casually ask a shell lang on the mountain to help me push it over, is it better than looking for you?"

How many pounds and taels are you, what is the number at all?

Mei: Even though she said it was very windy, I still got to the point for a second. Lao Tie, put the words "I can't compare to the shell lang" on the public screen!

"You scold me ......"

"Smack!"

Obediently, another slap in the face.

"Yes, not only scolding, but also beating. ”

"This fourth slap can be regarded as thank you for letting me have no water, no electricity, no food and no pastime in the deep mountains and old forests, and I spent a miserable and miserable Chinese New Year's Eve that I will never forget!"

"You ...... it"

As soon as the two words came out, Mei subconsciously dodged back, and after confirming that there was no fifth slap to follow, a devastating poisonous fire rushed straight up.

"I'll let you hit me!!"

As soon as the words fell, Mei viciously hurried forward a few steps, stretched out his arms, and put his hands together, which was about to turn the passive beating into an active attack.

Seeing that he wanted to fight hand-to-hand, Jiang Zimu was not intimidated at all. The anger of not being able to eat roast chicken, the indignation of not being able to look down on the New Year's Eve party, the pain caused by a stick in the back of the head, and the unbearable fear of being dominated and manipulated by Xiao Da Ai Dou in the middle of the night, a mixture of brains, with a highly flexible body plus a sensitivity reaction, without waiting for the other party's slap to reach out, Jiang Zimu had already taken the lead, pulling Mei's hair with one hand, and greeting her face directly with the other.

"Bang, bang, bang!!"

"What's the matter, you're still not convinced? You didn't beat you right? You're embarrassed to beat me up?"

"Throw me in the deep mountains and old forests, add oil and vinegar to all kinds of fabrications, destroy my reputation, and most importantly, the personal grievances between the two of us, you still have to implicate irrelevant people, if you don't beat you, who will I beat?"

"Bang, bang, bang!!"

"The back ear scrapers, you remember, I beat them for Mr. Xiao. After all, because of your identity, people can't tear you up in person. ”

"But I'm barefoot, I'm never afraid of you wearing jimmychoo. ”

"Righteous indignation, volunteer to do it for you! Increase the amount without increasing the price, it will be cheaper for you!"

Nanfu energy ring, one palm is stronger than six palms, Harbin medicine cover in the cover, five punches are faster than one punch.

Jiang Zimu's spittle and the overwhelming slap fell on Mei's face together, and the speed, the rainstorm pear flower needle had to humbly give up the throne of the "King of Hidden Weapons";

Relying on his height and aura, reaction and strength, and by the way, taking advantage of the light of the right time, place and people, Jiang Zimu knocked out the audience in an instant as soon as he made a move.