As soon as she was let go, Mei snorted and fell to the ground, every pore on her face seemed to be screaming hoarsely and painfully.

"You...... You're going too far... It's too much......"

"Why...... So hit... Hit me?"

"I ...... I'm American...... U.S. Citizen ......"

Jiang Zimu took two steps back, his little face wrinkled, staring at the banana under his nose who cried, made trouble, and hanged himself without forgetting to show off his nationality.

"I know, from the beginning, since I knew your nationality, I swear," Jiang Zimu paused, hugging his arm to his chest, "I swear to God, but I really never looked down on you." ”

Onlookers Chinese compatriots: poof~~~hahahahaha~~~

"Originally, I just wanted to share some knowledge with you, a person with little cultural background, in the spirit of international humanitarianism, so that you can feel some warmth for this poor little person who can't find a sense of belonging. ”

"Help each other, the Belt and Road. ”

"You can be good, pick quarrels and provoke trouble, sow discord, bully the weak and fear the hard, and talk honey...... No, bad breath is still a sword. ”

"Forget it," Jiang Zimu waved his hand in disgust, "Say too much, you can't understand it." ”

In a word, if you don't have knowledge, you should also have common sense, and if you don't have common sense, then you should read more books and newspapers. ”

"Don't live like an upside-down watermelon all day long, sour and smelly, and have a bad stomach!"

"Oh yes, and you. ”

Jiang Zimu suddenly turned around, and he scared Eton, who had been worried, out of his mind.

"Well, do you want to go to the police station, or the embassy?"

"If this matter is bigger, I have a solution to make it bigger, and if I want to make a big thing small, I naturally have a quiet solution. ”

"Me," Jiang Zimu clapped his hands at Eton, and suddenly grinned harmlessly, "I've always been a staunch fan of pacifism." ”

"Our ancestors have always taught us that a gentleman can't use his hands unless he scolds. ”

"Jackals have shotguns when they come, and friends have good wine. ”

Good guys, the previous champions of SMTM lined up in a row, shaking the big gold chain, patting the root of the thigh, and calling the insider. This bilingual switch seamlessly, dazzling people who show off their skills.

Xiao Lizao: Sooner or later, Lao Tzu will die of laughter on one acre and three points of land with your surname "Jiang".

Daily reflection: Has Jiang Zimu escorted Deyun Club? Has Jiang Zimu opened a cross talk special? Are Jiang Zimu's opponents still worth rescuing?

Glancing at Mei, who turned into a crying bag in seconds, Xiao Li sighed in his heart: It's dead, next.

Etonon seemed a little surprised by Jiang Zimu's reaction, at the beginning, this girl was obviously fighting Mei in Mandarin, why did she have to switch to English mode when she finally played a serial mouth, so that I could hear the words "personal grudges" and "irrelevant personnel" so clearly?

Isn't it clear that such a stiff step wants to release water to me?

Old man Yi licked his lips and asked unconfidently, "How about it, can it be regarded as a big thing?"

Jiang Zimu tilted his head, glanced at Mei, then pointed to his face, and said, "This is already a big thing." ”

"If you want to make it smaller, it's even simpler. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the man suddenly approached Eton, stared at his arm with the Virgin Mary tattooed on it, and only spoke for a long time.

"Please Mr. Eaton accept my sincere New Year's greetings - I hope that you can return to China as soon as possible unscathed, and then, remind the people around you, educate and educate the younger generations, and don't let them take your name and do things that harm others and yourself. ”

Xiao Lizao: Ahhhh

Could it be that she is the goddess of Jiang, and she is also the master of eating persimmons and picking softness?

"Ah, Jiang ...... Mr. Jiang, you should always treat everyone equally, and you can't favor one over the other, right?"

"This kind of small action, but Hin loses the face of our country. ”

As soon as he heard this, Jiang Zimu's forehead instantly had three black lines.

If I am guilty, the law will punish me, and it is impossible for me to encounter Xiao Lizao's criticism and let him insult my IQ all the time.

While sighing, Jiang Zimu gave Gu Suixin a look.

"You hapless boy, can't you say a word?"

Xiao Li had already been slapped on the back by Gu Suixin, aggrieved.

"Gu's mother...... She...... And her, look at him again......"

"That's not how this is done. ”

"Shut up!"

Zimu finally has her thoughts. ”

"......"

Jiang Zimu sighed and continued to look at the old man with the flower arm in front of him in a daze.

"Mr. Eaton, this tattoo of yours really wins my heart. ”

After speaking, he turned his head in a chic manner, and rushed to Xiao Li, leaving a stunned Eaton stunned: Clam? Is this girl really smart or fake polite? This is a trick, completely ...... I can't say anything about it!

Walking to the place half an arm's length away from Xiao Da idol, Jiang Zimu seemed to have completely left the old man Yi behind, with a flash of inspiration, his heart was playful, and Leng Buding suddenly shook his hand forward. It didn't matter if it was this moment, Xiao Da Idol was so frightened that he took two steps back, and raised his hand to protect his handsome face in a hurry.

"Don't fight...... Don't slap you in the face!"

Gu Suixin on the side shook his head helplessly: What else can I do if I am swollen, in the face of Jiang Zimu, my own cub has always been like this!

"Okay, okay, head up, hands down. ”

"You are an international superstar, can you compete for some courage and show some self-respecting spirit to the heavens and the earth?"

Gu Suixin tried his best to lower his voice and chatter, and at the same time helped Xiao Li to straighten his clothes and earn the corners of his clothes.

"Who do you think of Zimu?"

"A good girl, who has always been sensible and reasonable, is she the kind of person who shouts and kills at every turn?"

Xiao Lizao: Well, she's really.

Looking at Mei who was sitting on the ground in front of her and crying into tears, especially seeing her red and swollen face that couldn't bear to look at directly, Xiao Da Idol subconsciously swallowed his saliva and decided to re-estimate the combat effectiveness of a certain fried cat.

Jiang Zimu's kitten's eyes turned, sighed, and slowly brushed past Xiao Da idol's side. When the shoulders touched, he raised his arm and pushed back Xiao Lizao's slightly dropped chin with his piggyback.

Back at the hostel, Jiang Zimu didn't eat a hot mouthful, didn't have time to take a bath, and didn't do anything, so he was picked up by Xiao Da Aidou and slipped to his room.

"Goddess, what do you mean? That wave of output just now made it clear that the patriarchy was favored!"

Jiang Zimu shrank his little head back in disgust, pursed his lips, and shrank into the sofa with his legs in his arms.

"Then please tell me about you, an international bean, what should I do?"

"How to deal with Mei, how to add ten times and a hundred times to the old man Yi. ”

Xiao Lizao hugged his arms and leaned against the wall, "Don't talk about you Jiangzi Muzun old clam, I don't believe it." ”

"If you feel that there is a huge disparity in strength between men and women, and you can't beat it with your bare hands, you roar and tell me, you come down, and the master will pick it up. ”

After listening to Gu Suixin with a dark face, he didn't bother to say a word, and a chestnut hit his cub on the head.

"You...... Ay. ”

Jiang Zimu was not surprised, he looked down at the claws that killed a thousand enemies and damaged eight hundred, and felt that his palms were hot.

"Yes, I fight Mei, you fight Eton, the division of labor is clear, men and women match, absolutely. ”

After clapping his hands reluctantly, Jiang Zimu finally sighed.

"After the fight, the fire in my heart was vented, and I was naturally refreshed. But if Eaton really has a good thing, or wants to touch porcelain and pretend to be a good one, and keeps biting you Xiao Li will not let go, and the matter will be big, what will the international and domestic countries say about you?"

"With the intention of hype, Xiao Li was involved in violent incidents early on;

Or ......

"Xiao Lizao has a poor character, and he fights with well-known photographers;

"The previous black fan attack, coupled with the recent illegitimate online loan scam, add up one after another, why can't you Mr. Xiao learn well?"

"Zao Zilin's group of mothers, girlfriends, fathers, and younger brothers, do you think your company spent money to buy them? and your Xiao Lizao's anticafé, do you think they eat fasting and chant Buddha?"

Hmph, when the time comes, you will drain your liver and guts, and he will dig out his heart and lungs, and you will feel distressed, and he will splash dirty water.

Die-hard loyalty: Jujube flies bravely, and jujube riding will always be with you.

Black powder: Dates can fly vigorously, and wheelchairs can push themselves.

After a series of scolding battles, there are all kinds of stupid forks, and the right family will be wrong; time and time again, no one will talk about things, and the public will not be surprised.

Ouch, I really can't think about it, dizzy, dizzy~~~

Seeing that Jiang Zimu was a little exhausted, Gu Suixin took over the conversation at the right time and followed the serious speech.

"Jujube, this matter of not making it public was roughly discussed between me and Zimu on the phone. ”

"There are many people who are popular, and many times, it is clear that you are the party that takes advantage of the reason, but once the incident is fermented in the mass media, the details will be amplified, the content may be distorted, and public opinion will be guided by people from all sides. The consequences are not necessarily what you want to see. ”

"......"

Xiao Li scratched his head early, he didn't understand these truths, but when the anger came up, his IQ was not enough.

I'm angry, but am I angry for myself? As soon as Lao Tzu thought that the bad old man had beaten Jiang Zimu with a stick, there was a stream of evil qi wandering around the internal organs, bumping everywhere. Until now, the goddess's painful face is still dangling in front of Lao Tzu's eyes.

"But how can her goddess be able to start with Mei, but be polite to Old Man Yi?"

"I'm not angry!"

The bastard who has a ruthless hand behind his back, he must not be allowed to personally experience what a "headshot" is?

"For Mei, first, the dirty things on the side of Guangxi, she has always been doing it. She understands very well in her heart, things are troublesome, once you dig deeper, she must be the one who suffers in the end. ”

"What's more, if we are willing to let Eton go, the old man must feel that he has taken advantage of it. He wouldn't be stupid enough to let his assistant get out of the way and drag himself back into the quagmire in the end. ”

Jiang Zimu squinted, shook his nose and sniffed deeply: Okay, the smell of sweat on this body. The coolness of the mountain wind and cold dew poured into the body last night was forced out of the body by a women's singles under the sun just now.

Obediently, why can't I take a hot bath in peace now, I have to waste my spittle here.

"All in all, I hit her, it was out of love, and it was a matter of course. ”

Let yourself be the absolute protagonist of this major play, so that you can openly and secretly weaken Xiao Li's sense of existence in the farce, which is equivalent to a kind of protection in disguise.

"As for the fairness that your Xiao Da idol said," Jiang Zimu suddenly opened his eyes and smiled at Gu Suixin and Xiao Lizao.

"What you think is a punch and kick is actually just a small punishment, and what you think is a big punishment when you get out smoothly. ”

"Forehead ......"

Xiao Lizao turned his mind with difficulty, "Hey, goddess, you won't be ...... You won't be ......."

"Just started the year, and you played so big?"

Jiang Zimu thought that Xiao Li had finally come to his senses, and nodded slightly, "Don't talk about the Virgin Mary, even if it's the South China Sea Guanyin, I'm afraid I won't be able to save him!"

"Ahem, God... Goddess, you can't just pull the passengers of a plane to the old man Yi for a funeral because of personal grudges!"

Jiang Zimu and Gu Sui looked at each other: Clams?

Xiao Lizao: This goddess is going to make a big move, this god woman is really going to make a big move!

Jiang Zimu: Cut, fool. There is no reason to talk about it.