"How can something that can be solved with money be a problem?" - Shaw Lu Xun Listote Zao Yevsky Shuode.

After all, Xiao Lizao is a god-level idol who has experienced strong winds and waves and has perfect adaptability on the stage, and he looked at Jiang Zimu's fingers, his face was not red and he was out of breath.

"Yay~~~"

"Give 200,000 more. ”

Jiang Zimu looked at it, and immediately blackened: Are you so worthless as an old lady? muttered in his heart, but raised his hand and put his palm facing Xiao Lizao.

“Honey，give me five! Come on， High five!”

"Don't even think about it without half a million. ”

"I said goddess, it's too much. But let you make a cameo for a while, 200,000 and a chicken leg lunch is enough fun, okay?"

Jiang Zimu's eyes squinted, and he went upstairs, "500,000 performances, no need to talk about insincerity." Bargain again Believe it or not, I'll just give you a set of six six straights, seven skillful, eight horses, and nine consecutive combinations?"

Gotcha, yes, Xiao Li was so angry that he wanted to laugh, and had a loud high five with Jiang Zimu, and then out of Lao Tzu's psychology that he was a small citizen who paid for consumption, he held back his strength and tightly clasped the ten fingers of the two of them together in front of everyone.

Five minutes later, at the long table in the living room, six people sat in rows staring wide-eyed. The scene was quite awkward at one point.

Jiang Zimu looked at the people around him quietly, and worked hard to build his own psychology, and his trademark smirk filled a small face.

"There were so many guests all of a sudden, and I was really in a hurry. Jiang Zimu kicked the slippers aside, and began to tease the dog barefoot.

"Why don't we eat a hot pot around the stove together?" Jiang Zimu really couldn't ignore Xiao Lizao's vicious eyes, shook his head, and corrected himself: "It's really not good, to promote the quintessence of the country, it's okay to form a group to rub hemp." ”

Xiao Lizao smiled, his voice was so fake that it couldn't be faker anymore.

"Don't make a fuss, my dear. I know you're not happy that they're coming out of the blue. To be honest, I'm not very happy either. ”

Well, people sit in the house, and the pot comes from heaven.

Jiang Zimu smiled all over his face, thinking that if you are not happy, you will not be happy, can you not pull me in. The old lady still has money to watch the play for free, and I don't know how happy I am.

Gao Xiaoqing and Wu Ran exchanged glances very tacitly.

"Zaozi, Sister Ran Ran and I didn't mean to come over to disturb you. It's really ...... It's really because the dogs haven't seen you for so long, I can't think of it. ”

Jiang Zimu stared at Gao Xiaoqing's face that had just touched up her makeup for a while, and said coldly to Xiao Lizao, "Look, it's a dog who misses you." ”

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu figured it out on his own, and felt that Fang Cai's description was a bit inappropriate, so he sorted out the word order, and the more he smeared it, the darker it became, "No, I mean, only the dog misses you...... No, it's the dog that misses you......"

As a film and television star who is not popular in the same company as Xiao Lizao but has no popularity, and can only play soy sauce in the anti-Japanese drama for three years, Gao, there is no balance in his heart, Xiaoqing's expression management is really not in place, the upper and lower lips open and close, distorting an overdecorated face and interpreting the core content of MMP too hard.

When Wu Ran heard this, he immediately put on a disdainful expression of "which mountain pheasant is your little hoof", and pretended to lean back profoundly, and the words were neither salty nor light, "No matter how you say it, it can't compare to Miss Jiang, the first time I met Erya, Erhua and Erhua, I was familiar with it as if I had worshiped it in my previous life." ”

Jiang Zimu was not annoyed, and almost did not make any expression on his face, "No way, I'm a person, but I like the dog." Oh no, it's a dog who likes it. After speaking, he put his hand that was holding with Xiao Lizao on the table, and gave Xiao Lizao a blank look without concealment, and then the sentence "let go" shook Quan Lezheng, who was sitting farthest away, trembled three times in shock.

Seeing this, Xiao Li naturally knew which drama Jiang Zimu was going to play, so he let go softly, and stupidly watched Jiang Zimu and the three dogs on the side take turns doing the game of "show me your hand".

"Acting is a full set. Xiao Li's soul as an actor who became a monk halfway early finally awakened, "Gong Dou drama, in the end, you have to ask the real dragon son to come out to support the heroine." ”

After clarifying his thoughts, Xiao Li was really unambiguous. A man of more than one meter and eight meters, suddenly collapsed his back and shrank his head, put his two arms in front of his chest, squatted like a little milk dog and leaned towards Jiang Zimu, stuck out his tongue, and barked more than a real dog.

"The children can be taught. Jiang Zimu looked down at Xiao Lizao, who was stealing the scene with his own dog, his eyes turned twice, and he took Xiao Lizao's human flesh with a helpless face, raised his eyebrows and smiled at Wu Ran: "Look, it's really a dog who likes it." ”

Kyoko, who hadn't spoken for a long time, watched the play and saw it now, and finally couldn't sit still anymore, she kept rubbing her hands like a fly, and silently muttered in her heart: This coaxing girlfriend skill is simply MAX. What kind of fairy is this falling in love! But why can't this Miss Jiang be replaced by Li Feng?

Resentment filling.

"Honey, those poster stands in your room upstairs, but they're bothering me. ”

Jiang Zimu pretended to blink innocently, "My dear, didn't you promise not to interfere with my star chasing before." ”

Hearing this, Quan Lezheng couldn't sit still a little, and threw Xiao Lizao a sympathetic look of "brother, I understand you", and softly picked up the conversation, adding oil and vinegar to a serious book, "Although dates are the same as my own brother, I don't help my relatives, very objectively speaking, for so many years, there is no one in the entertainment industry who is more handsome than him." ”

How could Jiang Zimu not understand the deep meaning of Quan Le's words?

"I'm blind. ”

Xiao Li had already looked around the whole table of onlookers, and was very strict in line with the basic policy of "if you want to die, you have to pull a cushion", "you can only be considered a good brother if you die on the same day and month in the same year", pursed his lips, and pretended to be relaxed, "My Honey is just selectively blind." This is an extremely rare symptom, brother, as a family member of the patient, you should understand. ”

Without waiting for Quan Le to respond, Xiao Li sent a wink to Gongzi early, and smiled leisurely, "This sister-in-law, there is one thing to say, the charm of a mature man in my brother is not comparable to me." He's so much more handsome than me, okay?"

If you can talk about people, you can say more, and if you can't, shut up Lao Tzu!

Quan Le is squeezing out a smile, as if he is wearing smoky makeup, and his strength is what it means to be "my brother is watching you".

"I said dates, sister-in-law is sister-in-law, what is this sister-in-law?"

Xiao Li spread his hands early, very helpless, "You don't know, brother, even if you quit the rivers and lakes now and go incognito, the rivers and lakes still have your legends." ”

"It's been eight years, and there hasn't been a barrage message on my video on the Internet that has nothing to do with you. ”

Xiao Lizao sighed and shook his head, "What's 'jujube I'm your sister-in-law', what 'Quanle is the daughter-in-law to visit here', what's even more outrageous is that there are also girls who spontaneously formed the 'Caring for the Little Brother-in-law Association' and put banners on my concert to support! ”

Over the years, the baby has really endured too much, and that is a complex ethical relationship that I should not bear at my age......

Jiang Zimu didn't swallow a mouthful of water, and squirted a stupid face.

Xiao Li handed Jiang Zimu a tissue half-truthfully, and his seemingly warm gesture, combined with the unclear eyes of others, conveyed a meaning that was not very friendly-what is the matter? Wipe my dog clean first. Two fools, can you afford to pay for it?

"Brother......" Xiao Li leaned over, straightened his arm and patted Quan Lezheng's knee, "You have so many daughters-in-law, how do I know which one is which?"

"Gongzi, but your brother and I are carrying a big sedan chair, is it good for Ming Media to marry?"

"When we met in the United States last Christmas, you weren't ...... around"

Quan Le was so frightened that he flew his lighter out with a whoosh.

What kind of plastic brotherhood is this? I won't beat you for a few days, and you will go to the house to uncover the tiles, right?

"As soon as you walked with your front foot, Kyoko's back foot appeared in my world. I chased all the way from the United States to Japan, and it took me more than three months to marry her. ”

Xiao Lizao: Since you secretly moved to the United States, how many relationships have you talked about, and you don't have that number in your heart? Which one is not 100% committed to vowing to enter the palace of marriage? As far as your brilliant record of seven days without exception is concerned, three months is indeed an unusually long time.

Quan Le was a little weak-hearted, his eyes drifted to Xiao Lizao's side, his lips opened, and he silently passed the mouth shape of a "legal couple".

Quan Lezheng crossed his fingers on his chest, and then changed to an extremely serious face, and confessed affectionately to his wife, "At the moment when Kyoko appeared in front of my eyes, my stars were her, the sea was her, the future was her, the rest of my life was her, my whole world was full of grass, trees, and breath - it was her." ”

"Only Kyoko is the only legal owner of the piece of land in my heart - 'Dead Heart'. ”

The people who eat melons feel unwell: hehe. Goosebumps caused by earthy love stories are not retail, only wholesale.

As a Chinese-Japanese mixed-race, Kyoko's Chinese strength is obvious to all, listening to Quan Lezheng's fantasy confession, Kyoko's face is completely clear and deeply moved.

"Although I like you very much......" As soon as the words came out, Quan Lezheng wanted to hit someone when he heard it. Because such a straightforward sentence was said by his wife to his brother.

Xiao Li was a little nervous, glanced at his brother, and waved his hand in a hurry, the subtext was: There is something to say, brother, the "but" behind "although" is the point.

Gongzi grabbed the special never full for grocery shopping, reached in and touched it, turned his head and took out an exclusive support stick for Xiao Lizao's Zaozilin support group, and raised it above his head and shook it rhythmically.

"But ......"

Xiao Lizao: Here's the point!

Kyoko said as she took out the first-generation support stick of the Quanle Masadachi Army, "But I'm also a member of my honey support group - I'm a generation of Prime-legged Ladies Army." ”

At this time, Wu Ran, who had not spoken, couldn't sit still a little, so he hurriedly got up and ran to Kyoko's side, took the support stick and took a look, and immediately spoke, "This is worth a lot of money now." The first generation of limited editions, five minutes after the launch of the stock of 100,000 people. Back then, I wanted to beg my cousin to take one at the company's in-house purchase meeting, who knew that the internal competition was so fierce, and her identity as a gold medal agent was not good at all, and she still didn't grab it in the end!"

As soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one. The ancients did not deceive me.

"Ever since I met my honey, I feel like life has started to get unreal. As a fan, how can I be by the side of this much-anticipated star every day?"

Xiao Lizao nodded, and saw Jiang Zimu only caring about the "pan dog", and he didn't seem to be interested in Gongzi's words at all.

"Ahem, Honey, you learn a little bit too. ”

"Oh. Jiang Zimu responded casually, and said in his heart which of the gold lord's fathers should hurry up and invite Xiao Lizao to go out of the mountain again to let him have a good time in the play, such good acting skills can't be in vain.

"The old lady is immoral and incompetent, she just wants to get off work quickly and leave your big star as soon as possible. ”

"You and I have no chance, it's all up to you to spend money. "Well, that's it, Jiang Zimu bent his fingers, and began to arrange two million, oh no, it's two and a half million after his death.

Kyoko lowered her head, grabbed two support sticks in one hand, and slowly brushed her long hair behind her ears with the other, "It's because my husband is so good, I will never be jealous because so many women like him and yearn for him." ”

"On the contrary, I would like to thank everyone for loving my family Honey so much. Kyoko said as she stood up and bowed ninety-degree folding.

"Well said!"

Quan Lezheng Inner OS: I'm not targeting anyone, compared to my Honey, all the fans here are spicy chicken.

While proud, Quan Lezheng looked at Xiao Li early and applauded tacitly.

Kyoko's face flushed slightly, "I'm not a good liar, so ...... I would also like to say that ......"

Kyoko slowly pulled her free hand into her bag, and after grinding for a while, she took out a third support stick. This one, but it's exactly the same as the one in Jiang Zimu's room on the second floor.

"Actually, I also understand Miss Jiang's mood very well. ”

The smile on Quan Lezheng and Xiao Lizao's faces froze instantly: Now fans, are they so professional and upright when they climb the wall?

originally thought that Kyoko's indiscriminate blow had ended here, but he didn't expect people to frown, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he dropped a bombshell.

"Today's visit is indeed a bit abrupt. When I saw those things on the second floor, I thought the dual-LI combination that was rumored on the Internet was real......"

"After all, in the beginning, I was... I am your 'righteous' brother...... You guys are my spiritual pillars. Lizheng Tongwen has the widest circulation and the highest click-through rate, which is basically ...... I wrote ......"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I was so excited that I cried...... My honey, I'm sorry I couldn't tell you about this in time......"

Sister Gongzi, I don't know if others are excellent or not, but right now, your old man is a beautiful man!

Wu Ran: I thought you were the only fan of jujubes, but I didn't expect you to be a CP fan, or a male CP, hum, despise!

Quan Lezheng looked confused, looked at his wife sideways, and then looked at Xiao Lizao, and finally understood the true meaning of Gongzi's expression when she saw Li Feng's support just now, "The newly married little wife turned out to be a deeply hidden male CP fan, and she also knocked over my brother's CP, should I divorce on the spot?" ”

"Forget it, don't reply, I'll clean up and die directly."

Xiao Li took a deep breath, looked at his brother, his scalp was numb, and he moved his chair farther away from Quan Lezheng very uninterestingly.

"Avoid suspicion, avoid suspicion. After all, CP fans are so fierce that they are crazy to the level of 'candy in the same frame, and looking at each other is a hole in the room'. For the sake of my innocence, brother...... In the future, our brothers will be at the ends of the world, and each of us will be fine. ”

Jiang Zimu couldn't hold back his hand, and he twisted the three fools on the sled, and finally succeeded in making the manic song of the demolition team temporarily suppress his barbell-like pig cry.

"Hahahahaha......ha Hiccup!"

The current situation is like this: Quan Le Zheng met the illegitimate poison Wei many years ago, and now this poison only has climbed the wall of the Quan Le Zheng brothers; Quan Le Zheng's little wife who got married in a flash is now a CP fan of his brother and Li Feng, and it is even more deeply hidden and selfless to knock his husband and his brother into a hard group CP and knock this pair of men to the psychedelic CP fan ancestor level; and Jiang Zimu, Xiao Li's girlfriend outside the circle who was enslaved by money and had to be pulled to make up the numbers, is now an out-and-out Li Feng's girlfriend fan.

Hey, your circle is really messy!

Gao Xiaoqing expressed her unhappiness: How can this epic drama where the king does not see the king, and "male" and "male" is added to it, how can there be no name of Gao Xiaoqing in my film and television song?

Jiang Zimu: Tut-tut, just like you, who can only play soy sauce in anti-Japanese dramas, it really doesn't suit the current brain-burning plot, so you better retreat silently and wash and sleep.