011. The skill is cooling
Just when the enthusiastic six-person three-dog long table meeting could not go on, a low, powerful, calm and restrained inquiry happened to come from the door, "There are no adults in the family, you are floating like this?"
Several people held their heads and took a look: Yes, Gu Suixin, who has been professionally saving the scene for 20 years, finally entered the scene in time and tore it up.
Good drip very, good drip very.
Jiang Zimu looked like he didn't care about himself, and he was the first to stand up, and while giving up his seat to Gu Suixin, he led the sleigh three fools to the sofa.
Gu Suixin nodded at Jiang Zimu, raised his eyebrows and met Xiao Lizao's frightened fawn eyes, followed the wind to the second floor, and then looked at Xiao Lizao's "What can I do, I'm also desperate" look, the old Jianghu's Gu Suixin was already clear.
It's just that I didn't follow him for two days, and he made such a big battle for me. May I join the live broadcast army now, and anyone is willing to brush the yacht when performing online to beat children?
"Sister," Wu Ran hurriedly got up, thinking that it would be better to strike first, and speak reasonably, with a single mouth, and began to strafe like a machine gun.
"Jujube hid from you that you have a girlfriend outside the circle, do you know that you still live in a piece?"
"Zhengzheng has been out of the circle for so long, and it turns out that he has been hiding in the United States, do you know?"
"He and Zaozi have secretly met from time to time, and even shared the password for the latest villa door lock, and the two of them shouldn't have told you, right? ”
"By the way, Zhengzheng is actually married to this Japanese girl, you haven't even seen the appearance of an invitation, have you?"
Gu Suixin plucked his ears impatiently, and his face was as cold as if he had just come out of the freezer compartment of the refrigerator.
"How many times have I told you if you weren't allowed to come to Jujube's side casually? Are you deaf and didn't hear, or are you stupid and don't understand?"
Head Shot!
"You also know that Xiao Zheng has been out of the circle for many years, where do people want to live, are they willing to get married or single, who they meet and who they live with, and they have a half-dime relationship with you and me?
Double Kill!
"Every time I see you, I get angry, you make me angry, can your modeling agency still be opened?" Gu Suixin turned his head slightly, and his voice softened a lot, "Zimu, can you pour me a glass of water?" so angry that my hands trembled. ”
"Gotta know. Jiang Zimu silently recited "Triple Kill" in his heart, and looked at Wu Ran sympathetically: I thought it was a king, but I didn't expect it to be a bronze. The primary school chicken still has a lot of mouths and tongues to stir things up first, and in your position, the C position is the most suitable for the funeral.
Gu Suixin took the Jin Jun eyebrows handed by Jiang Zimu, blew on his lips, took a small sip, and sighed, "The matter of jujube and Zimu has already been reported to me, and I will allow Zimu to live here temporarily." ”
Jiang Zimu smiled slightly, and opened his mouth at the right time, and the right to confess openly and honestly.
"My apartment is being renovated and I really don't want to stay in a hotel, so I came here to borrow it for a few days. ”
"Jujube is going on tour in September, and if I can't think of any other good way, I don't want to disturb him practicing at this time. ”
"I didn't expect it, things are so coincidental, let you catch it right, it's not good for me......"
Jiang Zimu: Cut, I've never eaten pork, I've always seen pigs run, I've never drunk green tea, I've always seen green tea. The old lady studied under Lu Yu, and the mouth cannon was level ten, come on, go up together, hurt each other!
Gao Xiaoqing knew that now was not the time for her to speak, but she still couldn't hold back the doubts in her heart, squeezed her face like a chrysanthemum, and asked in a similar way: "When and where did you meet, and under what circumstances?" I feel that this has been underground for a while. ”
Gao Xiaoqing: It's better to lose to Li Feng than to lose to a woman. If your confession is not correct, let me confirm that this Jiang Zimu was temporarily used to fill the number, and I can be so happy that I turn my back on all fours.
The stupidest woman in the world: a woman in love.
The world's most: A woman who longs for love and is so cute that she is always ready to dig into the corner.
Xiao Lizao and Jiang Zimu looked at each other at the same time, and they all sighed in their hearts: This is a proposition.
"The ......"
Saving the scene is like fighting a fire, Jiang Zimu's reaction is indeed fast.
"Honey, come on. You answer this question, let me see if you really remember the anniversary of our relationship for the past year. ”
Jiang Zimu threw a "nuclear good" look: Throw you a "one-year" prompt, you can pick it up for the old lady. By the way, I put my hands together and silently thanked my best friend Ding Dingding for her unwavering adjutancy to Xiao Da idol, which can make my ears polluted by Xiao Xiansen's schedule from time to time.
Xiao Lizao: His expression gradually became solemn.
"Uh...... A year ago, I was in Canada. ”
Xiao Li had a flash of inspiration in his mind, recalled Jiang Zimu's resume that he had read in general a few days ago, and remembered that she graduated from UW in the United States. Wait, USA, Canada? Okay, this wave is stable.
"Uh......" Xiao Lizao made a bitter face, "I remember that it was...... First snow ...... of 2018 A little later than in 2017......"
"I decided to give myself a vacation, take advantage of the double day, first meet my brother in the United States, and then fly to Canada to stay for a few months. ”
Everyone: Well, the timing coincides with the entertainment reports and the paparazzi's private broadcasts.
"Last March, my third month living alone in Victoria, I decided to take a walk around Canada's most famous WCT, and the fate of the two of us...... Didn't it start with that trekking?"
Jiang Zimu: You're clever. Canada is considered the old lady's back garden for studying abroad, is it okay, will the old lady be afraid of Gao Xiaoqing's little hooves to get to the bottom of it?
Sure enough, as long as you get started, you will definitely get better.
"At that time, there were only two Asians in the team, you and me. Xiao Li stroked his hair, and the affection in his eyes was about to overflow, "At that time, you had a standard fan girl posture, never leaving me for a moment, and howling the songs of so many albums I released on my debut one by one along the way." ”
"As the saying goes, women chase men, I'm an honest and honest person, but I can't see you crying and crying for me to die, so I kept in touch with you later and slowly confirmed the relationship. ”
Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes, and there was something in his words, "Hehe, there are too many little girls who are shouting on the Internet to give you their lives, you are so great and fraternal, why don't you upload yourself to the cloud disk to share?"
"As a top idol, I fully understand your male pride. But everyone has seen my special room on the second floor, do you think my argument that I am begging for nothing to stick to you is credible?"
"Obviously, you are helpless in the trekking team, floating alone in North America without relatives, seeing me as a young girl with black hair and black eyes, I can't help but feel good and slowly approach. Of course, I don't deny that my beautiful skin is far less rare than the interesting soul under the skin, and I deeply understand your black-and-white text message harassment and phone bombardment after getting to know you, passively accept it, and do a good deed that day. ”
"Although the man chases the woman across the mountain, I can't bear that you are an excavator professional from Lanxiang Technical School. I'm such a kind and weak girl, how can I stand your sugar-coated cannonballs?"
"Hehe, what you can't stand the most should be the chic when I swipe the card for you and the romance when I make money, right?" 2.5 million yuan is thrown to such a person who does it against me every day, I am a two hundred and five.
Everyone: Well? Xiao Lizao looks like this, does he have to rely on economic means to fall in love? Capitalism really corrodes people's hearts.
"Ahem, ahem. Gu Suixin looked at the two-person turn in front of her, and she didn't know why, she suddenly felt that if Xiao Lizao and Jiang Zimu were bundled and crossed the border, it would be okay to participate in programs such as "Huaguo New Cross Talk" and "Quyi New Power", and she would definitely be able to circle a group of new fans.
"It's all at this time, what are you two arguing about?" As soon as the words fell, Gu Sui looked at Gao Xiaoqing fixedly, and said coldly: "Xiaoqing, you are not young anymore, and you have been in the entertainment industry for several years, right?
"Look at Zimu," Gu Suixin raised his hand and pointed at Jiang Zimu, "A scholar who graduated from a prestigious school has a superior IQ and outstanding ability. The plate is beautiful and smooth, and the aura is full. It's also on par with jujubes, a strong alliance, such a girlfriend, I have reason to oppose it? Could it be that I have to look forward to my jujube being a bachelor for a lifetime like that small number of children's fans?
"If you don't have a girlfriend, you don't have to be a single. Maybe you have a boyfriend?" Gao Xiaoqing muttered to herself, really not daring to let outsiders hear her.
"I said dates," At this time, Aunt Xiang, who didn't know when she would come to do housekeeping, jumped out to support with great discernment, and flashed on the side of the coordinated operation, and took out the most uncontroversial Best Supporting Actress acting skills in the history of the Oscars, "I heard a sound on the second floor that day, and when I saw your anxious face, I knew that you were Jinwu Zangjiao." ”
As she was talking, Aunt Xiang affectionately pulled Jiang Zimu's hand, "Look, what a clean and handsome little girl." What TV series have you acted in? I have a face that is red through half the sky. ”
Xiao Lizao snorted, and looked down at Jiang Zimu with his side cheeks, "I'll just say let Gu's mother push you to make your debut." As long as you are willing, I will escort you. ”
Jiang Zimu: Hehe, if you want me to be hunted down by your fans, you can say it directly.
Aunt Xiang saw that Jiang Zimu was silent, so she nagged to herself, "You and Xiao Gu put one hundred and twenty hearts." I have signed a confidentiality agreement and know when to shut up. ”
"But to be honest, I don't really understand what a confidentiality agreement is, anyway, my son said that as long as I have a big mouth and a long tongue, I will be ruined. If it's serious, not only will you lose money, but you may also be locked up. ”
"Bang bang bang bang. Xiao Li gave Aunt Xiang the warmest applause in his heart. "Aunt Xiang, you are really a divine dragon who sees the beginning and does not see the end, and you will shoot when you should make a move!
Gu Suixin smiled, pulled Wu Ran and Gao Xiaoqing aside, and whispered, "You are also people in this circle, be more conscious, don't do things that harm others and yourself." ”
As he spoke, he smiled at Gao Xiaoqing again, "Money is really not omnipotent in the entertainment industry." After all, in this circle, those outside the eighteenth line can have a net worth of tens of millions, not to mention the middle of this circle?"
"Come on, the dog has also seen dates, you take them back first, don't run over without a sound next time, if you don't want to help take care of the dog, just say it, if you want to do this errand, you can fill up the sea from Xiangcheng to Japan by the way." ”
A few words are not too heavy, but they are enough to make Wu Ran and Gao Xiaoqing frustrated.
"I'm also going to fly to Canada to rest. Wu Ran looked back, and finally glanced at Quan Lezheng, and his eyes were really red, "My heart is too tired." ”
"Sister Ran Ran, I'll ...... with you" Gao Xiaoqing muttered softly, "Can we take a turn in Yulin?"
As soon as the words fell, Gao Xiaoqing risked his life and pulled the two fools out.
"Woo~Woo~" The second fool used his face brake stunt, and turned around to howl at Jiang Zimu three times in one step.
"Go, go, I'll bring your toys and play with you next time." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Zimu's mobile phone newspaper prompt rang. Take a look down, okay, today's big headlines - the new king Li Feng had a car accident in the early morning, and the Lamborghini vehicle scrapped person was unscathed!
Jiang Zimu remained silent, hurriedly searched the whole network, and after browsing several trustworthy public accounts, he finally locked his eyes on the online official WeChat of Xiangcheng Public Security.
"Singer Li (23 years old) was involved in a car accident on an elevated highway in the west of Xiangcheng City in the early hours of this morning, and hit the isolation pier, causing the front of the car to be seriously deformed, and there were no casualties. After the incident, Li abandoned the car and fled, and was taken back to the police station after the investigation confirmed that the owner of the car was confirmed, and the alcohol test was normal, and the urine test was negative, but the radar speed measurement showed that he was speeding by 80%. The details are still under investigation. ”
Jiang Zimu silently recited "Bravo" in his heart, and then read the news from beginning to end, and what appeared in front of him was a few extra zeros behind his bank deposit.
At this time, Gu Suixin's mobile phone rang at the right time, and the caller was the fruit TV draft column group.
Gu Suixin nodded at Quan Lezheng, gave Jiang Zimu another indescribable look, hurriedly walked a few steps, and went to the side room to answer the phone.
Quan Lezheng pursed his lips and cautiously raised his eyes to look at Xiao Lizao.
"Zaozi, I just got married to Gongzi last week, and she just applied for a visa, and we flew to Xiangcheng to visit you and Sister Gu non-stop. Wu Ran's husband raised it, and his words were too ugly. ”
Xiao Li had already agreed, looked up at the second floor, and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
"Brother, do you want to stay in Xiangcheng or what?"
"Tomorrow we will officially start our honeymoon. I'm going to take Kyoko to take a good look at the famous mountains and rivers of Huaguo. ”
Quan Lezheng stood up, looked at the door of the villa, and then beckoned Jiang Zimu and Xiao Lizao together, and whispered: "Didn't I buy a villa here earlier, next time, if Wu Ran and she raid the door again, you two will come to me to hide and be quiet." ”
"I'm going to go over and set the unlocking code. Quan Le was patting Xiao Lizao on the shoulder, "Inspired by you, I decided to set the password as - D-I-A-N38." ”
Jiang Zimu: One is thirteen points, one is three points, can you two be mature?!?!