Chapter 7 Completion ...... The material is so little

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"Hey, hey, I don't take you like this. I said and pulled out my aluminum alloy left hand, "If this is the case, can my left hand also be counted as one? I still have two eyes, I still have a mouthful of teeth, I still have a heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, should this be counted as one?"

"Stop, don't change the subject, what we talked about at the beginning was clothes, not parts, as if I don't have the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys to dig in......, really play like that, how will it end? Don't forget that this is the outside world, and you are not afraid to turn around and call the police? If the police come and take pictures back and forth on the internal organs of the two of us, who of the two of us is embarrassed to look up and say that he is not dead!" It's better to say that she's been playing dumb all along.

"Okay, let's make sure we all have a few clothes on them, and I'm five. "Since it's clothes, then the glasses frame can barely be shortlisted, but the cigarette pouch must not be counted, and if I really lose, can I still quit smoking?" "A pair of socks, a pair of pants, a pair of underwear, a pair of glasses frames, what about you?"

"Don't you know everything?" Yuuka put her pants back on, "a pair of panties, a pair of pants, a blouse...... The front buckle is only one piece, right?"

"Nonsense!" What about the front button, isn't the back still connected!"This is clear, don't give me any more talk about you wearing three, four, five, six, seven, eight pairs of underwear for a while!

"Wait, I'm a little thirsty. "I also reacted when Yuxiang said this, I ran all the way here and was locked up here, we didn't even drink saliva, but it's simple, it's simple, this is a warehouse, I'll take a look......

"Sniff sniff sniff...... Well, this is it!" I opened a crate full of wine, "I'll pay for it later, so drink it as you like." ”

"That's it, open the cards! Today I'm going to ask for an explanation for my card skills!" "Eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling and smoking, I and Youxiang now account for three, but I have seen through your cards, and your death omen is already shining in the sky, Youxiang!"

So, in the tenth game, I successfully won, and Yuka watched as the four combination cards with the highest combat power were burned clean by one of my royal flames, and gritted her teeth and stomped her feet...... She took off her pants and wanted me to say that she had just taken off her first pair of panties and put them back on.

"Don't be complacent!" Youxiang finished pouring a whole bottle of wine in one go, took another bottle and opened it with a snap, "I'll tell you, Shui De Xingjun! Don't be too happy!"

“...... Yuxiang, are you a green cow?" I looked closely, but I didn't notice that Yuxiang was wearing the bull's nose ring.

"Your mother is a green cow!" Yuxiang looked a little strange, her face was red, and it was obviously not because of the temperature.

"Yuxiang...... You're tall. And if you look closely, Youxiang's eyes are a little shaky, obviously in drunk driving mode.

"Your mother is tall!" That's right, people who drink high never admit that they are high.

"Yuxiang ......" but...... The question is...... This one......

"What!"

"My mother has been dead for a long time...... "My mother is the black god Xia Rong, if she is still alive, Yuxiang must have been struck by lightning now."

"Banana, you wax plucker!" Yuka slapped my face to the side, "You think I can't see it...... Belch...... Go out...... Go out...... What's going on?" Yuka looked down at the cards in her hand, "Yes!

"Yes yes yes yes ......" I don't know if the luck of people who drink high will rise, anyway, the cards in my hand are very wrong in this game, and I lost directly by a big score, "Okay, okay......" took off the frame of the glasses and put it aside, "Do you want to come back?"

"How...... Belch...... I'm scared, aren't you, perverted ......" Yuka crawled over and reached out to poke my face, "I really don't know what you ate to grow into such a pervert...... Belch...... I knew that you were this kind of goods, and I should have blown you up when we first met...... Hiccup......"

"yes, that seems like a good thing. I went down to her, saying that she wouldn't remember anything when she woke up.

"Hey, how can you do that...... Belch...... How can you ...... Yes...... Oh, yes, how can you follow me!" Yuka got angry, so this brain, sure enough, is an elusive thing, "Bastard! you muddy ball! I'm going to let you crawl out naked today!"

"Come on, it doesn't matter, anyway......" I was going to say that I wouldn't blow up if I lost another game anyway, but I didn't expect it...... The problem is big because ...... My mother's won......!"

"What do you think I can't afford to lose, don't you want to see this?" Yuka took off her shirt and threw it in my face, "Hiccup...... Hmph, there is a pervert with a thief's heart but not a thief's guts...... No matter how hard you try like this, it's just hiccup...... Belch...... Hooligans?...... Yeah...... It's a hooligan......"

...... "Okay, I'll admit, I'm a little cute, if the law doesn't let me, I'm ...... There is no loss in earning the death penalty with indefinite blood, absolutely, leveraged, but to be honest, things may not end if they continue to develop, "That's it, or if you lose again...... "I was originally kind, but I forgot, I can't reason with drunks."

"What? You look down on me, don't you!" Yuka lifted my collar up, and didn't lift it for a long time, "I'm going to lose......?" Belch...... You're ...... Belch...... What kind of truth are you telling your brother's...... Belch...... Come again, or believe it or not, I'll make your smile yellow!"

"Don't, don't...... Can't I continue?" What does it mean to have a yellow smile? It's all in the lyrics, the chrysanthemums are broken, the ground is full of wounds, your smile is yellow, I admit that I can be very tough occasionally, but even so I don't want to be a strong man, I can't go everywhere with a bit of morbid beauty, right?

The thirteenth game, thirteen, what an auspicious number, so, under this auspicious number, I was socially secure, yes, I won again, but now Youxiang is ...... Needless to say, I know that there are only two pieces left, one to cover the two bags that were swollen by blunt objects, and one to hide a hole that was broken by a sharp object.

"How is that possible...... You're actually ...... Hiccup...... "Yuuka seemed to be pointing at my nose, but she kept talking to me in the opposite direction, and I didn't know what she was trying to do, but you were referring to a mascot placed in front of the store, "What kind of eyes are you!" Hiccup...... Mock me?"

"No...... The mascot's eyes were originally mocking...... "I looked behind Yuxiang, and I didn't know what to say, although generally speaking, just smile at this time, but ...... How could I possibly laugh at the thought of what was going to happen to me?

"Ahh......h Dead...... Why don't I kill myself by seppuku first...... No...... Even if I pulled out my intestines and wrapped them around my neck and hung myself on the beams, I couldn't die......

"Hey, have you two reflected on it?" come out ......" At this moment, the door of the warehouse suddenly opened, Yonglin walked in casually, and then was stunned on the spot, took a few steps back and closed the door again, and then heard the sound of a big iron chain outside, "Sorry to bother, you two enjoy it, I swear I didn't see anything, so don't come to me!"

"......" I was silent for five seconds, and then began to slam the door, "Hey, Yonglin! help, I'm going to die!"

"Shut up!" something stuck to my bare back, huh...... Indescribable, but true...... It's the same as the data I've seen visually, but what's the use of saying this kind of thing at this time? Yes, let's count the prime numbers first...... One, two, three, four...... What's next?"If you stay with me, you're going to die? Look down on me, don't you?"

"Well, I'm not ready, both mentally and physically, how to say, the hour has not yet come, otherwise I could have blamed all the faults on him, so...... Yuxiang, let's sleep for a while. Stretch out your right hand and put everything on Yuuka's neck, and that's the end of it.

"Hey...... What are you doing......" Yuuka suddenly said something again, so scared that I almost pushed her out of my chest.

"......" I felt a fever on my face, it was just too gaffe, how could I make such a low-level mistake, my hand knife can no longer put people down?

"Hey...... You're unexpectedly weak...... I thought it would be as hard as I usually fight...... "That's it, I'm really sorry for the corrupt belly, right......?" Become Soderbrega!

“...... I refuse. "I raised my left hand and cut it again, and this time I finally succeeded, and if I didn't succeed, I would kill myself," he said...... Can you come out now?"

"It can't take more than five seconds, master, or your body can't stand it. He replied.

"That's enough, please call me a real man for five seconds!" summoned the heart of the dragon to go out along the crack in the door and cut off the outer chain and immediately retract it with a single blow, it took a total of four and a half seconds, "Tut-tut, it seems that you can't drink like this in the future......"

I put Yuka back on her clothes, and of course, with a wave of Ctrl+V .jpg, I put on my clothes again, carried her out of the warehouse, and met the innkeeper pushing a trolley in the hallway.

"Oh, Mr. Hyakuchi, what are you?" "My identity is still the name of Hyakchi Zero that I used during the migration of Moriya Shrine before, and I don't bother to change it.

"It's nothing, it's just too much to drink, by the way, I was in the warehouse just now, and the door lock of the warehouse seems to be broken, and we used a box of ethanol for disinfection, and we just need to go back and calculate it together." ”

"Uh...... Ethanol for disinfection?Isn't this Miss Kazami like this because she drank ethanol for disinfection...... Ahaha, I don't think it's possible......" The boss pushed the cart away, and it seemed that he had realized that he would be sick if he continued to ask.

"Whew...... I almost couldn't control my memory. "I breathed a sigh of relief, the nosebleed that had been suppressed in my nostrils for a long time immediately flowed out, it stands to reason that I, as a married person who has been through a hundred battles, should not have been so gaffe, but, don't forget, the person I am carrying on my back is not an ordinary person......

Well, I'll admit it's my own problem, it has nothing to do with identity, but to be honest, if I continue according to the script just now, it may be possible for me to fulfill my long-cherished wish before, but what about after that? How do we face each other? If we can't do it, we may turn against each other, so I cut myself off at a critical moment...... I ended myself and suppressed my impulses, at least physiological, psychological...... Anyway, there will be no consequences, so don't worry about it.

"Ah, now it seems that Wenwen and I are really a match made in heaven...... The two of us have collected almost all the flames of all the women in Gensokyo...... Fortunately, I didn't bring them with me this time, otherwise I wouldn't have come to suffer...... "I returned to the room with Youxiang on my back, put her in the quilt and lay down, I turned my head to look at the quilt next to me, which originally belonged to the purple, and knelt next to it and bowed three times, even if it is a farewell, I hope you can be reincarnated into a good family in the next life...... Huh? How does the quilt bulge?

I felt cheating, and while I was silent, I slowly approached my hand, and then suddenly lifted the quilt, and there was actually a ...... in the quilt

A large blue dog was wrapped in a quilt, and the big dog's body was filled with black keys and a 'Servant Enhancement Device', which ...... It's not like Yonglin did it, Yonglin obviously only used a table tennis ball...... There is a problem, this scene is obviously ......

Suddenly, the 'big dog''s body trembled slightly, and I stood up silently, looked at the ceiling, and opened my mouth to chant, "Ah, the dog is in the deep alley, and the rooster is crowing in the mulberry tree...... Yakumo Murasaki! Don't pretend! Get up for me!"

"Ahh......h

"If you really are Lancer, then you will definitely not be unresponsive when I say the phrase dog barking in the deep alley just now, you should subconsciously shout at me: Don't call me a dog!" Lancer-kun hates to be called a dog, so most people will refer to him by the name of Wang Jiang, "But you have no reaction, so you are definitely not Lancer, and who else can you be in this hotel who will pretend to be dead in this room?"

"Hey, boring...... Purple pursed her lips, "So what's the matter with you? What did you do after you got her drunk with the smell of medical alcohol?"

"I said I didn't do anything, do you believe me?"

"I believe it, because you like to think about the consequences when you do things, so ...... Where did Bayi Yonglin go?"

"I'm still looking for her. I shook my left fist, "Gotta get her to get my hand back." ”