Chapter 911: A Touch of More Comes
I don't know if it was because the two days in a row had exhausted our bad luck, or if it was because we had saved up a little good deed for ourselves by helping to remove the snow, but the day after that, the weather was finally normal, and the four of us finally managed to go on vacation...... It's just too much! I've never heard of having to endure two days of ghost weather on vacation!
"Whew...... Wenwen, I thought about it for a while, let's just stay in Gensokyo with peace of mind...... What do you think?" I sat on the bed against the back of the bed, and felt that I should make this clear.
"Don't ...... Don't be at this time...... At this time...... Say something like that...... Idiot...... "Wenwen is sitting on me, performing some kind of ritual that everyone understands, commonly known as 'sitting up and moving by yourself'.
“OK。 "Since you've said so, what do I have to refute?
Half an hour passed, and I stood by the bed with a cigarette pouch in my mouth dressed like a well-dressed beast, intending to change rooms for a morning attack, after all...... It was only four o'clock in the morning when the four of us came back, and now it's only five o'clock, and there are still four hours before the time to get up....... Who made her the only one in the house wake up three hours earlier than everyone else?
"Haha, little fairy, I'll ......" knocked the ashes of the cigarette into the ashtray afterwards, I gently tiptoed the cat into Lingxian's room, and then jumped on the bed in one step, when my body was suspended in the air, the clothes on my body had disappeared as abruptly as when they appeared, see, this is the stunt that I have obtained after 20 years of penance, one second change of clothes!
I hugged the person on the bed, but I suddenly felt that something was wrong, no, not just the feel...... The size is not right, not small, but big...... This body type is!
"What, master...... Why, you finally can't help but do it to me?" Al rubbed his eyes, saw that it was me, muttered, and went back to Mengzhou Gong, "Feel whatever you want, but please don't disturb me to sleep...... Whew......"
"......" I silently got out of bed, grabbed the sheet and jerked it out, Al's body flipped in the air for two and a half weeks before falling back to the bed with a thud, "Why are you in this room?
"Uh......" Al woke up suddenly, and then began to sweat all over his body, sweating profusely, sweating profusely, sweating at Lushan Waterfall.
"Ahem...... Put your pants on!" I glanced at it slightly, and then looked at my nose and nose and my heart to maintain my majestic image, "You said that you slept in Reizen's room, but you still slept naked?"
"It's the most comfortable to sleep naked......" Al put on his clothes, his face full of exhaustion, "When did you come back? Have you forgotten? ”
"Oh...... Who's writing so much exhaustion on your face?" I looked at the landscape painting on Al's face, "Don't wash your face before going to bed? Look at what you look like now? You stand upright for me!"
"Hello...... Al is still standing with his clothes in a mess, and his chest is so big, don't you see it all!" "Master, tell me something...... Scold...... Sleepy...... The concubine can't do it......"
"......" I decided to give up, and gently touched Al's forehead, Al lay directly back on the bed, I sighed, turned around and walked out of the room, I was so troubled, I didn't have the sexual interest to continue the night attack, "Alas...... Life......"
At this time, it was already early in the morning, although the winter sun came late, but there were already villagers in Renzhili who had left their warm beds and started to work in the fields, and the efforts of the Autumn Sisters and Kappa Heavy Industries made it possible to grow crops in winter, but no matter how good the conditions were, farmers also needed to cultivate, and it was in the suburbs of Renzhili, on a piece of land planned to be developed, in front of several villagers who were planning to start work today, a change protruded.
"Hey, look, what's that!" A sharp-eyed villager suddenly noticed that something was wrong, a large number of blue lightning flashed out of the land not far away for no reason, and in the center of the lightning, a black ball suddenly appeared, the ball was embedded in a little bit of the earth, and then gradually faded, a figure knelt on one knee and squatted on the original position of the black ball with his head down, "Damn! Terminator!! Go and invite the Buddha!!"
When I received the news, it was already six o'clock in the morning, and when I heard the news, I put down the half-eaten sandwich in my hand and rushed out of the house.
"Oh, your family also got the news?" On the way to the outskirts of Renzhili, I ran into Lan who seemed to be planning to go to Renzhiri, "Purple dumped the pot for you again?"
"Yes, that ......" Lan was a little embarrassed, "I heard about the affairs of you in the outside world, thank you for taking care of Lord Purple." ”
"Aha, don't care. Seeing that the human world has arrived, "Let's settle this mess." ”
Before arriving, I was well prepared and imagined all the possibilities, whether it was the T-400, T-500, T-600, T-800, T-850, T-888, T-1000, T-X, T-3000 or T-5000 I would not be surprised, except that what I didn't expect was when I arrived on the scene......
"Ernie sauce, even search easy!" A piece of Shenqi pounced on me in my dull eyes, I silently moved two steps to the left, and watched Shenqi's face make intimate contact with the ground, "Ernie sauce has been washed!
"Vomit !!" I finally couldn't help it, holding my stomach and began to vomit wildly, "vomiting !!!"
“…… I'm really sorry, Mistress Shenqi, but I have to say that your tone was too ...... "After me, Lan also vomited, "It's too unacceptable......!! !!! vomit"
Lan is right, the image of Shenqi is better than Alice, and it also integrates some oriental styles similar to Kaguya, purely in terms of appearance, if Alice is the best in the West, Kaguya is the king of the East, then Shenqi is the apex of the combination of East and West, but to be honest, Shenqi is really not suitable for this style of forcibly selling cuteness, this is not the level of goosebumps, but it directly hurts the stomach.
“…… Okay, okay, don't throw up, I'll be normal, right?" Shenqi finally changed his tone back to the normal version, "By the way, those villagers seem to have encountered a problem, and I know that my movement will definitely attract you, so I've been waiting here to help them take a look first." ”
"Hmm...... Blue, let's take a look, it's not a trip in vain. "There are indeed some villagers not far away who don't know what they're looking at in a small area, since they already know that the so-called terminator is Shenqi, let's solve it by the way, "Hey, what's going on?"
"Oh, it's Lord Qin and Lord Lan, that's right, we were just about to open up the wasteland, but when we were digging the soil, we dug up something strange, you see. The villagers moved out of the way, and what they surrounded was a pit that had been dug out, and among the dirt piled up next to it, there were actually some blood-red clods mixed in it, "These are the red clods." ”
"I showed them that there is a layer of soil in this cave that is all this color, although I don't know why, but this clod of soil gives me a sense of foreboding, so I asked them to wait for you first. Shenqi continued, "What do you see?"
"Well done, it's a good thing you didn't dig any further, this kind of soil is not easy to come by, there must be something down here. I looked at the depth of the blood-red soil layer, "Come, brothers, work hard to dig up all the soil around this hole, and dig until the red soil layer appears." ”
"Oh!" I took the lead, and a group of men worked together with shovels and picks, and soon the original hole was enlarged to a large pit about four meters square, at which point I told everyone to stop digging, and then all climbed out of the pit, leaving me alone.
"Hmm...... Sure enough...... "I stroked the red soil layer under my feet with my right hand, and then picked up a shovel and began to dig down, not digging for long, I actually dug a hole, a lot of soil was scattered, and a foul-smelling ** rotten gas gushed up, unusually pungent, "Everyone stand back, don't inhale these gases!"
After about ten minutes, the air gushing out of the cave has become the same as outside, I put down the shovel, looked down into the cave, the space below is indeed a man-made masonry structure, that is, a stone room, and in the middle of the stone room, there is a quaint coffin, as I thought, this is a tomb.
Looking at the size of the burial chamber, I hit the blood-red soil layer with my left fist in succession, completely piercing the dirt above the tomb, and the entire tomb was exposed to everyone's eyes.
"It's actually a tomb, but why is the dirt that color?" Lan looked at the coffin in the tomb, and began to regret why he didn't study hard back then, "Lord Qin, do you still know this business?"
"It's okay. "I'm definitely not professional enough, but it's not too much, after all, my understanding of this line of work is all exchanged for life, if it weren't for my special physique, I would have died I don't know how many times," The feng shui of this land is quite good, which is commonly known as the corpse raising place, but there are many kinds of corpses, if you just want to take a good omen for future generations to seek good fortune and avoid evil, there will be no problem, but if you rely too much on this spiritual land, it will become this kind of thing, blood corpse tomb, after all, the heavenly way cycle, cause and effect are orderly, if you want to get more, you must pay the price......"
"So what now?" Lan should have been more familiar with these things than me, but I don't know why I don't understand them at all, you are also a fox from Huaxia, you don't understand it at all, you can't talk too much......, right?" Don't look at me like that, I was a bad student back then......"
"Forget it...... I can't say much about you...... Anyway, this tomb can't be kept, otherwise it will be a big murder for people. "I don't know who this tomb belongs to or who built it, but it should be hundreds of years old, and I don't know if there are any antiques in the coffin, heh...... I can't fix the old problem...... "Open the coffin, but you can't use your hands, girl." ”
"Brother here. Shenqi immediately popped out, "What's the matter?"
"Use telekinesis magic to open the lid of the coffin. "There's a god-level sister who everything is too simple, but it's a pity that she's a pervert.
"Okay. Shenqi raised his right hand to the coffin board, threw it to the side, and the entire coffin lid flew out directly, hitting the masonry wall of the tomb and shattering apart, the scene inside the coffin was shocking, "Oh my God...... What is this thing......"
The coffin was filled with dark red blood, exuding bursts of foul smell, and in this blood, soaked in a decomposed blood-red corpse, the corpse had no skin on its body, it was all rotten flesh, and what was even more terrifying was that the next second the coffin was opened, the eyes of this bloody corpse actually opened, and the red and bloodshot eyeballs stared directly at the living creature closest to it, that is, me.
"Tsk, that's ridiculous......" Seeing the bloody corpse crawl out of the coffin and rush towards me crookedly, I could barely stop my laughter, it was so pathetic, it was this creature, it was so pathetic!
It was past six o'clock in the morning, and the sun had not yet come out for winter, so the blood corpse also seemed unscrupulous, but it was wrong to pick the wrong opponent.
"Everybody better stand a little further back. Lan looked at the crooked bloody corpse, "Those dark red blood should have a strong corpse poison, it's not easy to deal with it......
"Indeed......" Shenqi also stared at the blood corpse, watching the blood on its body keep falling to the ground, whether it fell on the stone bricks or the soil, it would make a sizzling sound and then emit white smoke, which showed that its poison was fierce, "Brother, do you want a helper?"
"No need to ......" Seeing that the bloody corpse was approaching, I suddenly stepped forward and struck a blow with my left hand through the left chest of the bloody corpse, and then pierced through its back, and in the palm of my left hand, a bloody heart was constantly flowing blood, my left hand was stained with blood, but these poisonous blood could not hurt the arm made of solar essence gold in the slightest, "Sad thing...... Ridiculous things...... Worthless!"
I clenched my left hand and crushed the heart directly, the bloody corpse let out an indescribable scream, and the whole body softened, I pulled out my left hand and carried the corpse out of the pit.
"Just leave this corpse like this?" Lan asked me, "Do you need me to burn it with a talisman fire?"
"No, direct incineration will cause corpse poison to volatilize in the air, which is harmful to people and things, just wait, wait until the sun comes out, and the bloody corpse that has lost its heart will not be able to resist. I turned my head to look at the coffin in the burial chamber, "Now, it's time for us to see what's in the coffin, it's definitely not easy to choose such a good tomb." ”