Jiang Zimu shook his neck, puffed out his cheeks, sighed, glanced at the fire that had just been erected beside him, and Xiao Da Aidou, who was placed aside and still slept, said in his heart that in this world, he knew that the capable could work harder, but he didn't see any capable person who really worked more and got more, but it was a wild Tie Hanhan like Xiao Lizao, who was stupid and sleepy, and didn't put any bad things in his heart, he didn't have to worry at all, relying on his face and luck, he could properly survive to the finale of Gongdou.

Hehe, where to reason?

Raising his hand and shaking the mobile phone that was thrown into the water, Jiang Zimu knew that at this time, not to mention that there was no signal in this mountain, even if there was, relying on the broken equipment at hand alone, I am afraid that he would not even be able to count on sending a "SOS" text message.

"Uh......"

"Oops......"

Behind him, there was finally a familiar sigh that made people angry.

Xiao Li blinked a pair of deer eyes, followed by a yawn, chirped, and sat up coldly.

"God...... Goddess, do ...... Yarn?"

Jiang Zimu brushed his hair back and turned his head slightly, "What can I do?"

"Survive in the wild. ”

"Huh?"

Xiao Da Idol swallowed his saliva, looked around with an innocent face—the cave, the fire, the soft and inexplicably fragrant grass leaves, and then looked out of the cave—it was dark and quiet.

Wow, this is ...... Survival in the Red International Edition?or ...... Inexplicable hidden camera battles?

Don't say goodbye, this kind of play, Lao Tzu's weak and innocent little heart that can't stand the bumps really can't stand it!

"That...... What's going on? What the hell is going on?"

Jiang Zimu spread his hands, and his voice was extraordinarily calm, "Let's put it this way, I, I was retaliated against, and if I was not careful, I affected you." ”

"Who, such a bold man? Is it good to be a society under the rule of law now?"

"Okay, okay," Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes, looking at Xiao Da Aidou's posture not far away, but obviously lacking stamina, "This place is not in front of the village and there is no store in the back, and that goods, I shouldn't be thinking about killing me, but I just want to scare and scare me, and give myself an outlet." ”

"What do you mean...... It's May, right?"

"Co-author, you have eaten this half bottle of customized special drink with ingredients and no price increase, don't you remember anything?"

Xiao Li pursed his mouth early, scratched his head with his eyebrows and eyes, "I remember...... Remember...... Mei said that she ran into you and said that you were looking for me in a hurry...... I'm not going to ...... Didn't you just follow her?"

"Dare to love, that girl drugged me?"

Jiang Zimu shook his head unabashedly, and bowed to a sad tear in his heart for Xiao Da idol's mother fans - with an unlucky son like you Xiao Lizao, I am afraid that this life will have to be a hard life for three times a day.

This heart, tired.

"I said Goddess," Xiao Lizao blinked, "I seem to really remember, I drank the drink Mei gave me, and then I felt sleepy, my brain was dizzy, and my eyes were ......dark."

Jiang Zimu listened with a match, and was pondering whether he should put on a kind expression of "caring for children", and then used gentle words to help Xiao Da Idol get rid of PTSD, when he heard the next sharp blow on the steering wheel, and sure enough, he continued to drift and turn on the road of committing two mistakes.

"Don't say it, this night's sleep is quite comfortable, hehe. ”

Hehe, you are always comfortable, poor old lady, along the way, even dragged and dragged, and used the strength to eat milk to pull you from the place where you fainted to here, and your hand is broken!

"Oh yes," Xiao Lizao finally reacted at this time, "I don't seem to be in the cave when I drink the drink." ”

"Heh~~~"

Jiang Zimu shrugged his shoulders, and his nose couldn't control some cool air, "Thanks to this mountain, I have explored the road before, and thanks to the fact that your old dizzy place is not far from this cave, otherwise, I don't know what your old body will look like the next day if you sleep in this mountain for a night." ”

"Forehead ......"

Xiao Da Idol raised his two hands together, swallowing slowly, hesitating, and couldn't stop scratching the scalp on both sides of his head.

"You...... How did you ...... me?"

"Brought a big man like me here?"

Hugging, carrying, pulling, carrying?

Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes, "Two answers, you always look at the mood and choose a clam by yourself." ”

"One, it's to use my social connections in the metaphysical world to ask Ah Piao to be a favor, and use the little ghost transportation technique to fly you over. ”

"The other one, I used the innate divine power of my Fortune Changer to squeeze your old squeeze into a ball, and then kicked and rolled all the way over. ”

When Xiao Li heard this, he inexplicably felt a chill behind his back, his neck was stretched, and he couldn't help but glance at the darkness outside the cave again, pursed his lips, laughed a few times, and turned his head again in a panic.

"This fire...... You made the fire too?"

"No, I just borrowed it from Prometheus. ”

"By the way, you should have seen that movie, about the origin of aliens or something. ”

Jiang Zimu drooped his head, holding his mobile phone in his hand, and continued to scare the children while throwing it dry as if it was useless.

"You see, when the spaceship landed in LV223, the place where the black water was first found was also a place that looked like a cave. ”

"You, don't always look like you haven't woken up, please increase your IQ a little bit and be a little more vigilant. It's okay to look behind you more - what if there's slime on the wall? Pay more attention to the soles of your feet - what if a white alien snake suddenly emerges out of the black water?"

"Again," Jiang Zimu snorted, but still released a killing move, "What if a huge octopus face-hugging insect suddenly appears in this cave for a while?"

"You said you could run, but you couldn't run, and you couldn't fight, let alone fight, and it was estimated that you would only have to sit back and be parasitic and braided. ”

"Don't ...... Don't make a fuss!"

"Even if it is...... Even if there is an alien, then don't you...... Can't you run away?"

Jiang Zimu's mouth pouted, and he was even more angry, "Face hugging insect hugging face insect, compared to the two of us, your face is not much more attractive than mine?"

Xiao Lizao: Yes, yes, you can make a fart on the back, why do you have to do so many thrilling tricks?

It's not funny, it's not funny at all.

Jiang Zimu tilted his head slightly, glanced at Xiao Lizao by the firelight, and after seeing the embarrassed and frightened expression that seemed to be smiling, he suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of guilt, and felt that for such a pond fish that was affected by himself, he really shouldn't and didn't have the position to blame him for only being a salted fish.

"Wow. ”

Jiang Zimu groped out a USB flash drive-sized thing from the small satchel he was carrying, and slowly threw it towards Xiao Lizao.

"That's it – an outdoor lighter. ”

"Oh, oh. ”

Xiao Li took the thing, pinched it, and sniffed it close to his nose.

"That's a magnesium block, and the debris burns easily. Use a scraper to quickly peel off the flint and jump out with a little spark. ”

"Okay, goddess, Bei Ye iron fan?"

"It's just basic outdoor survival equipment. ”

Jiang Zimu put his hand into his bag again, "Water, fire, food, shelter, all are indispensable." ”

As he spoke, he threw a Snickers into Xiao Lizao's arms.

"So, whenever I travel, I always carry a bag with me with a flint stone, a telescopic cane, mosquito repellent spray, bottled water and snacks. ”

"Well, it's a good habit, plan ahead. ”

Xiao Lizao tore open the Snickers bag, raised his hand and shook it at Jiang Zimu, his eyes signaled, and after getting Jiang Zimu's response of "You eat, I still have it", he clicked and bit off more than half of it.

"I just thought, how many people do you have to offend and how many hardships do you have to endure on weekdays to help you finally develop this good habit?"

Jiang Zimu's hand stopped and turned around slowly.

"Dear, is it delicious?"

"It's passable. ”

Xiao Li patted his stomach early, "When I'm hungry, it's good to be able to eat a little, and at the moment of life and death, I'm not picky." ”

"However, it would be better if we had freshly squeezed fruit and vegetable juice now to relieve the dry taste. ”

"Hehe, don't talk about fruit and vegetable juice, right now, it's all wood for mineral water. ”

Huh?

Xiao Da Idol choked a little, and squeezed the Steam frame in his throat hard.

"Didn't you just say that as long as you go out, you will carry water in your bag?"

"Yes, normally I go out on my own travel, if I want to go to the wilderness, not only do I have food and drink in my bag, but I also have a small spatula for the tent gas stove. ”

"But this time it's different. ”

Jiang Zimu shrugged, "This time it's official business, and there are so many people, and there are exclusive buses, so you can go wherever you go." The supplies I brought were also put in the car. ”

"Look at me, I'm just such a small satchel, how many things can I hold?"

"That'...... That ......"

Xiao Da Idol didn't say a word, only felt that after receiving the thunderbolt of a sunny day with no water to drink, his brain reacted quickly, and the instruction of "I want to drink water" became more clear and urgent, under this stimulation, his throat and mouth were so dry that they atrophied in place;

"I ...... I ......"

"Ahem, cough, cough~~~"

"Isn't it ...... Should you want ...... Want me to drink...... Drink pee, right?"

Jiang Zimu raised his hand to retort mischievously.

"Please, believe me, just rely on my sister's perception and memory, as long as it dawns tomorrow morning, I will take you out of the mountain smoothly - when the time comes, go to the main scenic spot of the waterfall to find the staff for help, as long as the wallet is deep, the dream of going back to the hotel for lunch tomorrow will definitely come true!"

"It's the same as the truth!"

"If you really know the way, why didn't you carry me out early? No matter how bad it is, you smart little brain, you wouldn't have thought of leaving me where I was first and going to the bus to ask for help, right?"

When Jiang Zimu heard this, his eyebrows were twisted like two fighting earthworms, and he subconsciously raised his hand and gently stroked the back of his head a few times.

"No, no, no, I know my physical condition, and in the current situation, if I don't have water supplementation, I won't be able to survive tomorrow morning!"

"Ouch~~~ I'm dizzy now, my eyes are dizzy, and I can't stop breaking out in a cold sweat on my back!"

"Tsk, no, my little heart......"

Xiao Li stroked his chest early, his face full of weakness, "My heart moves like a popping candy on the tip of my tongue." ”

Jiang Zimu smacked his mouth, tilted his head to the side in disgust, raised his arm, and pointed his hand out of the hole, "Pee!"

When Xiao Li heard it, he was also stunned.

"Goddess, we are also lonely men and widows, but I am also the leader of the Chinese entertainment world, and the male XING beauty ceiling, can't you be a little elegant?"

"Invite Xiao Daguan to come out of Xiao Gong, and then invite Xiao Daguan to use big tea. ”

Burst~~~

Xiao Lizao raised his hand and pressed it on his forehead, his nose wrinkled, "Come on, I haven't drunk much water all day today, and I'm sweating so much, where do you say that urine comes out?"

"Cut~~~"

Jiang Zimu was about to say a few more words, when he suddenly felt a terrible pain in his brain. His body swayed in an orderly manner, his mouth sizzled, and he clenched his hands to fight against the sudden sharp pain.

"God...... Goddess, are you alright?"

Xiao Lizao is not a person who has no eyesight at all, as soon as he realized that Jiang Zimu's reaction was wrong, he immediately got up, took two steps, and rushed to Jiang Zimu.

"What are you...... Are you hungry or thirsty?"

"Otherwise, you just found a cave to make a fire or something, and you're tired?"

Xiao Li was half-squatting in the morning, his hands hesitating, not knowing whether to put it on Jiang Zimu's shoulder.

"What now?"

"This deep mountain and old forest, you little girl, if you are not feeling well, I can't even say 'drink more hot water'!"