171. The Age of Criticism (1)

"Drink more hot water?"

It's a shame that Mr. Xiao didn't say this medical term for straight men in the universe, otherwise, I'm afraid that Jiang Zimu would have to kick his legs at that time, and his heart would be stuffed to the point that he was out of breath.

Xiao Da Idol secretly poked and poked in his heart for a while, and after a while, he finally trembled, put his hand on Jiang Zimu's shoulder, and then sat on the ground by himself, and naturally put Jiang Zimu's little head on his lap.

Seeing Jiang Zimu frowning and gritting his teeth, neither speaking nor resisting, Xiao Li already knew that at the moment, this goddess was really uncomfortable to the extreme.

The two of them just stuck together, one became the other's humanoid pillow, and the other became the other's leg pendant. For a long time, he didn't speak, only Jiang Zimu hummed in a low voice from time to time that he couldn't stand the pain, intermittently.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, I finally heard Jiang Zimu unseal and muttered softly.

"Eaton...... Eton's eight lambs, when Ming'er and the old lady return to the old city, if you don't teach him a good lesson, the old lady will not be surnamed Jiang for the rest of her life!"

"Forehead ......"

Xiao Lizao's eyes rolled, and his heart rose to his throat: Is there something wrong here?

He ...... He's taking you ...... What's wrong?"

Tactical stammering.

Jiang Zimu swallowed his saliva, feeling that the pain was finally cut in two, and he said goodbye refreshingly. He raised his hand and wiped a dense layer of small beads of sweat on his forehead, and gritted his teeth.

"Do you think Mei can do this alone?"

Don't say anything else, just thinking back to May's unhurried appearance this afternoon, as well as the "coincidence" that she walked with her all the way but didn't even see half of the film crew, plus the stick that was attacked and beaten from the shadows at the end, who else can do it except Eton, an accomplice who is still dark and dirty?

"You mean...... Eaton already knew?"

"Not only do I know, but I also participatedβ€”otherwise, now that the time for the return trip has arrived, there are two less big people in the car, and the others are just the others, won't Brother Shan suspect it?

"Hey, what you said is really reasonable. ”

Jiang Zimu sighed for a long time, waved his hand weakly, and began to feel a little drowsy.

"Originally, I saw that you were stunned by Mei, and when you confronted her, you had already sneaked into the wolf alarm in the back pocket. ”

"I'm going to pull the switch coldly, no matter what, someone will always hear it, and it doesn't feel right? This sudden high-pitched alarm can scare Mei away, and then come, and the others will follow the sound to argue, and there is a high probability that they will still find out where we are. ”

"And then?"

"Later?"

Jiang Zimu licked his lips with his tongue, and the roots of his teeth began to itch with hatred.

"I just put my hands behind my back, and before I could touch the alarm switch, I was knocked unconscious!"

"Hey, my little brain is still buzzing. ”

Hmph! Why don't you go out and ask for help by yourself? Why can't I escape sooner? In a word, the concubine can't do it!

When Xiao Lizao heard this, his face sank, "Then when you wake up, why don't you run out by yourself first?"

This sentence is indeed full of reproach. It's just that it's not to blame her Jiang Zimu for not settling Xiao Li down early, but to blame her, a thin and weak little girl, why can't she be selfish and take care of herself first.

"Look at what you're saying!"

Jiang Zimu was excited, his neck trembled, and he was about to stand up to theorize, but as soon as he tried his strength, he was slapped on the top of his head by Xiao Lizao, and he couldn't help but press it down.

"There is something to lie down and say. It's a joke that you got a hit on the head?"

Jiang Zimu was forcibly suppressed like this, his little face slowly began to redden, and he always felt that the back of his head was numb, sour and itchy, and it seemed that it was not Xiao Lizao who was pillowing, but some mysterious evil creature, or a baring toothy monster.

"That's it...... Just ......"

"Am I the kind of person who only cares about myself?"

Jiang Zimu pursed his mouth and began to have reasoned and well-founded thoughts.

"When I wake up, you're still dreaming about it. I looked at the time, it had been more than an hour since the bus departed, if the staff had noticed that something was wrong, they should have found it in all directions, where could it be so quiet and there was no sound at all?"

"It's not like I didn't think about going back to the scenic spot first and looking for staff to help. ”

"But if I rush over, I'm afraid it will be dark. I know here in Laos, and if you get off work at a stuck point, you can count yourself as an outstanding employee of the year, and if you arrive late and leave early, it's simply an unwritten work guide, okay?"

"What's more, don't you know what day it is today? NewYearEve, is it good to have Chinese New Year's Eve? After touching the fish for a whole year, who doesn't finish work early today and go home to warm the kang head of his wife and children?"

As soon as he said this, Jiang Zimu couldn't stop feeling aggrieved in his heart: God, today's Huaguo New Year's Eve party, I don't know what the lineup of each local station is, and what powerful killer weapons they have hidden, just waiting for tonight's ratings to compete with each other.

Right now, don't say that you can't make up for this excitement, you can't even eat meat......

Jiang Zimu raised his hand and rubbed his eyes, the sadness on his face was visible to the naked eye.

"When I got there, I couldn't find anyone, the key is that as soon as it gets dark, I, who don't rely on east, west, north and south, rely on photographic memory to recognize the road, if I can't see the surrounding scenery clearly, whether I can return the same way is a problem. ”

"The best solution is to drag you to this cave at the last moment when the sun goes down. ”

Xiao Lizao lowered his head and glanced at Jiang Zimu lying on his lap seemingly inadvertently. The pale complexion, the dry lips, and the bangs on the forehead that were soaked with sweat and stuck together were not difficult to spot, even if it was only by the light of the fire.

"Tsk, after being beaten, my head is not slow. ”

Xiao Da Idol's voice is full of hypocrisy, if he really punctures the bubble of the appearance, then the inside is really flooded, and he is all worried and afraid.

"Then how can you be sure that your accomplice is Eaton?"

"Come on, come on, in three seconds, you give me the name of a legitimate suspect other than Eaton. ”

Xiao Lizao: This question is out of the blue.

"I don't mention anything else, just this phone. ”

Jiang Zimu raised his little hand and continued to stubbornly shake the fruit machine that had taken a bath, "Before you woke up, I counted the things in the small satchel, except for the alarm that couldn't be found, there was nothing missing, not only that, look, there was one more of this!"

Jiang Zimu dug through the rope, opened the satchel not far away, and shook Xiao Da Idol with a bottle of mineral water.

"They want to say that they are inhumane, but they have left us a bottle of water, but they want to say that they are human......"

Jiang Zi tilted his wood and secretly poked and poked in N Chinese to extend the most noble "holiday greetings" to Eton and Mei.

"Not only did they let us drink water, but they also poured water on my phone. I've seen through it in the past few days, among the team members, apart from Eton, who else can be so blatant and use such a trick?"

Hehe, knowing that Xiao Da Aidou was at the shooting site, there was nothing superfluous on his body, and the only communication tool left was Jiang Zimu's fruit machine.

Xiao Li didn't pay attention to the stubble of the mobile phone, and when he saw the bottled water, he was really a little excited, leaned over and took it, and tried the bottle: Well, it is good water that has not been opened.

"Didn't you just say that we don't have any water at all?"

Jiang Zimu: Big brother, can you find the right point?

"If I don't say that, I'm afraid this bottle of water won't survive now. ”

"Are you still as thirsty as you were just now?"

Xiao Li came back to his senses and smacked his lips, "Uh...... Looks better. ”

"This is our last and only bottle of water, wait a little longer, you can't bear it anymore. ”

Jiang Zimu's big eyes flashed, and he raised his hand to pat his chest, "Believe me, before you are really short of water, I will send you back to the old city unscathed!"

"Bet on ...... Forehead...... Gambling on my junior brother's dignity and life!"

Da Ah Fu, who was far away on Cologne Island, suddenly had an itchy nose and sneezed loudly: Amu, quit gambling and go ashore!

Xiao Da Idol nodded without hesitation, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

"You say, what are they going to do with this?"

"Hmph, I have the heart to do things, but I don't have the courage to make things bigger. ”

Jiang Zimu paused, squeezed his eyes slightly, and the back of his head suddenly turned into a dull pain.

"I don't know how the two of them will sing and fool the other staff. ”

Xiao Lizao keenly noticed that Jiang Zimu put his hand on the root of his ear, subconsciously leaned down, and asked eagerly, "Does it hurt again?"

"I didn't ...... Oh, no. ”

Jiang Zimu took a long breath, his brain was tired and sleepy for a while.

"Those two guys, it's just a matter of bullying Brother Dashan to be honest and honest, I guess that when they return to the city and see Sister Gu, things will not be so easy to clean up. ”

"This time...... It seems to be my fault, I'm sorry for you!"

After confirming Eton's participation, Xiao Lizao's first reaction was unexpectedly consistent with Jiang Zimu's first reaction when he saw Xiao Da Aidou who was in a coma-this unlucky kid was affected by me.

"Goddess, you really ...... Is it really okay?"

The back of the head is a stick, this is a joke!

"It's nothing, it hurt a while ago, and now it's much better. ”

Jiang Zimu's voice became lighter, his speech speed slowed down, and the opening and closing range of his lips became significantly smaller.

"It's just that the eyes are vague and I can't keep my spirits up. ”

"But...... Look outside, it's time to say goodnight on this big night. ”

Xiao Lizao heard this, his heart chuckled, and the hand that originally subconsciously wanted to move to Jiang Zimu's forehead curled up slowly, and moved to his back quietly.

Seeing that the other party had not made a sound, Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, still thinking about saying something, to alleviate the embarrassment, and not to cause excessive worry.

"That...... If you really don't want to go, Ming'er will go back to the old city, remember to treat me to a good meal of clams. ”

"Also, I have to count it as a work-related injury, and you can't run away from lost work expenses, physical examination fees, nutrition expenses, and mental damage expenses!"

"That's right, that's right, my Mac, you have to pay me a new one!"

"You're a ......"

Xiao Lizao bit the three words "wealth fan" flying on the tip of his tongue and swallowed it, muttered for a while, but still couldn't bear it, he raised a finger in a similar way, and carefully nodded to Jiang Zimu's skull with pity. Although the action is gentle to the extreme, it has always been cold-blooded and underbeaten.

"If you have any sequelae of declining IQ and Alzheimer's disease, I promise that I will pay you to enter the best nursing home!"

"Hehe," Jiang Zimu snorted coldly, "Don't worry, no matter how low my IQ is, it won't refresh your old record." ”