Another day later, Jiang Zimu contacted Xu Yu privately, preparing to send the medicine he had entrusted to the villa to the villa, and asked his younger brother Xu to help transfer it.

One is a scar removal cream for Xiao Da idol. Because he didn't want to disturb too much during the Asian Tour, and because of the "Poisoned Apple Mengqiqi" incident, Jiang Zimu thought about it again and again, but finally didn't dare to call Xiao Lizao directly because of the trivial matter of delivering medicine.

The other is the lumbar medicated oil for Aunt Xiang. Listening to her casually in the villa before, Jiang Zimu took it to heart, and it took a long time to choose a foreign brand on the Internet, and specially invited local friends to shop around, bought it and handed it to Xiangcheng, which took a lot of effort.

In addition, there is also a secret surprise for the promise: a portable Shiba Inu roll carpet the size of a thermos cup, embroidered with the support slogan commonly used by the "glutinous rice dumplings" of the promise's fans, and Jiang Zimu's handwritten small card - I wish the first stage of Nirvana a hit and a complete success.

The reason why I prepared this gadget is because when I talked to Ding Dingding, I knew that Xiao Lizao's Asian Tour Vietnam Station will be on the second day of next month, and this time, Xu Xu, who has been training alone for a long time, will also go with Xiao Lizao's exclusive dance troupe, and the stage is imminent.

After making the phone call that day, Jiang Zimu thought about giving a small gift to cheer up the promise, thought about it for a while, and finally decided to buy a cute and light blanket, which is practical for travel and easy to pack.

Things are not expensive, but the mind is full.

After finishing the express delivery business, Jiang Zimu finally calmed down and plunged into the ocean of Arabic language, on the one hand, he continued to study the special terms of the petrochemical industry, and on the other hand, he read the relevant background information of the customer company.

After a full and intense day of study, I was planning to cook some dinner by myself, but I received a strange phone call, saying that the goods had been delivered to the door of the community, because the doorman would not let me go, so I could only ask Jiang Zimu to go down and pick it up in person.

Jiang Zimu listened to the clouds, and wanted to ask more on the phone, but the delivery master seemed to be in a hurry, and said a series of things without a beginning or a tail, and did not leave Jiang Zimu a second to speak.

Well?

Deliver goods?

Could it be that the courier handed to Xiao Nono this morning was handed back again?

Or is it that the DVD of Xiao Da idol's first scene was burned so quickly?

But this kind of small thing, you can't just put it in the self-pickup cabinet, where can you use the recipient to go down in person?

Jiang Zimu's mind spun back and forth several times, and he didn't remember what he had bought recently. sighed, didn't have time to think about it, put on a thin blouse, and walked to the door of the community with a mobile phone.

Before he walked to the guard booth, Jiang Zimu had already seen two uniformly dressed delivery masters, standing on the edge of a packaging box larger than a washing machine, pinching their waists, looking in their own direction in unison.

In this battle, Jiang Zimu was really a little confused.

"Master...... Hello?"

"You're... 5001 residents?"

"Well, yes, it's me. ”

"Okay. A middle-aged master rolled up his sleeves and took out the delivery note from his pocket, "Come on, little girl, this is ...... The address of the Chinese translator is here, yes. ”

"You show me, what is the original address, what is the language? ”

Forehead......

Jiang Zimu was slightly stunned, raised his hand to take the delivery order, took a look, turned his brain, and had already combined all the information at the moment into a single choice question, and there were 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart, and he rushed to the only answer - Xiao Li had already gone.

"Huh...... Hehe......"

"Master, this Korean is my address, that's right. ”

"Oh, that's good. ”

The two masters exchanged glances, and then said, "Little girl, look, do you need us to help you get upstairs?"

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips and looked at the big guy, his eyelids closed, and his strength "couldn't laugh".

Let you be full of food that day, you have to call Xiao Li early!

Let you talk more about "brushed cheese sticks"!

Let you not speak carefully, don't pay much attention to the psychological trends of Xiao Da idol!

Jiang Zimu raised his hand and slapped his mouth a few times, and his nerves were like electric shocks, crackling inside and out.

Regret is regret, but since the matter has come to this, there is no point in breaking the ins and outs with other masters.

Take it, take it, don't delay people's normal work.

With a roll of his eyes, he mobilized the relevant muscles to squeeze out a smile that was more ugly than crying, Jiang Zimu politely thanked the delivery master, communicated with the property manager, borrowed a security brother, and the four of them transported the goods directly to the room.

"Little girl, this is a giveaway. Little surprise, you girls will love it. ”

The master pointed to the small box fixed on the side of the big box, "If there is any problem during use, call the customer service number at any time." ”

"Although our family does not support returns, it will be replaced in March and guaranteed for three years!"

Jiang Zimu laughed numbly: Hehe, I'm afraid this is not good news for me.

Before he could speak, he heard the delivery master's mobile phone squeak suddenly, which scared the security guy and teleported several meters away at the speed of light.

Forehead......

This...... Perhaps some fateful dramatic coincidence?

God, you're afraid this old arrangement is poisonous, right?

Jiang Zimu took a long breath, and the "seconds" were like years, and when the delivery master answered the phone, he pointed to the mobile phone.

"Division... Master, the caller rings...... It can be said that ...... It's very spiritual!"

When the master heard this, Le's eyes were almost invisible, and he shook his mobile phone at Jiang Zimu, and his voice was extremely brisk.

"This,My daughter helped me download it from the Internet.,I heard.,It's been popular recently.。 ”

"I guess it's some kind of innovative singing. ”

"It's a little ugly. But it's very suitable for the nature of our work. ”

"Little girl, you don't know. Before, when I went out to make deliveries, when I arrived in the community, I always encountered puppies barking. I'm scared, it's not like that, but the dog barks non-stop, and we don't feel comfortable listening to it, and the residents of the community are annoyed when they hear it. ”

"Ever since my daughter changed the ringtone for me, every time the dog barks, I ask my colleague to call me. The bell rings for ten seconds, and guess what, all the dogs are well-behaved, so soft that they don't even dare to gasp. ”

The master tucked the mobile phone and gave Jiang Zimu a thumbs up.

"This bell is used to scare dogs, fight poison with poison, and try all kinds of things, it's just amazing!"

"It's been a long time, and it's good to listen to, and it's quite refreshing!"

Jiang Zimu: "Master...... You...... You know, it's ...... What's the song?"

"I've heard my daughter mention it a few times, and the title of the song seems to be ...... Is it a group of numbers...... 0...... Oh yes, 0428!"

"Singer, the name is also very strange, my daughter seems to call her...... Picked up fans?"

"You said that this guy, people nowadays, how can they like to name themselves a dish? What small glutinous rice, small potatoes, small barbecued pork, little vermicelli, make do with it and be able to serve it on the table. ”

At this moment, a group of crows flew over Jiang Zimu's head in an orderly row, coming and coming, and generously gifted bird poop as a precious gift.

Jiang Zimu's soul is out of body for a minute: Book that!

Which kind of king is the eight lambs who made the audio of the song sung by the old lady at the concert and put it on the Internet?!?!

After signing the receipt form, the mechanical one thanked a few people again, and as soon as the door closed, Jiang Zimu's facial features directly generated MMP at the full level.

"Picked up fans, famous songs, "0428", and "The Magic of Love" ghost version cover. ”

Tsk, should I find a music playback platform to ask for money, or should I find a sand sculpture netizen who uploaded it to defend my rights?

It's really not good, I spent money to ask the navy to brush the sound source for me, and the old lady also tried to hit the list?

Before he could finish thinking about a bad thing, Jiang Zimu closed his gaze and focused on the outer packaging of the large goods in front of him.

Double the excitement, double the "fun"!

Hehe, hehe.

Jiang Zimu stretched out his hand forward, holding the huge Chinese logo on the outer packaging, chanting in a dumb voice, and the miserable sound was like the cuckoo crying blood ape.

"Cheese - Hot Dog - Oil - Frying - Machine!"

Xiao - Li - early - you - Ya - four - no - four - stupid?!?!

The next afternoon, when Gu Suixin's video call came in, Jiang Zimu was furious, his eyes were out of focus, his chin rested on the table, and one hand was rotating in a circle in a toy pot on the side very regularly, and the sound was endless.

"Sub...... Zimu?"

Gu Suixin rubbed his eyes, fixed his eyes and looked at the screen again.

"Zimu, are you okay?"

Jiang Zimu smirked when he was demented, and gasped suddenly, "It's so dripping, thank you, Sister Gu...... Good drop very. ”

"That...... What are you doing?"

"Someone gave me a marshmallow making machine, and I'm ...... I make marshmallows. ”

Clams?

Gu Suixin glanced at the toy pot, looking at this thing that was pink and blue, and was printed with cartoon letters and avatars, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that it was not Jiang Zimu's ribbon.

A girl's heart?

Gu Suixin just wanted to spray a mouthful of saliva on Jiang Zimu's face: Zimu, you are sober!

Jiang Zimu looked at the penguin Bo Lele on the machine, raised his hand, and handed the turned marshmallow to the camera.

"Sister Gu, will you try?"

Gu Suixin: Real hammer! This girl was either devoured by her own magic power, or she was conspired against by her peers!

Without waiting for Gu Suixin to speak again, Jiang Zimu licked the marshmallow, and finally summoned back the three souls and seven spirits who ran away from home.

After slightly identifying the background of Gu Suixin, he already recognized Xiao Lizao's villa.

"Sister Gu, if you call me, there must be something important. ”

"Well, about ......"

"But," Jiang Zimu lifted the marshmallow, his face suddenly a little murderous, "Sister Gu can't help it, can I ask first, Mr. Xiao...... Is it by your side now?"

"What are you doing, Goddess, do you miss me?"

Hearing that Jiang Zimu finally cued himself, Xiao Li, who was hiding outside the camera, still couldn't hold it back, and appeared with a smile.

"Lady Woo, you look ...... Not quite right?"

This demeanor, this action, and this fried hair...... Performance art?

Jiang Zimu looked at the unconscious smiling face on the screen, raised his body stiffly, and inevitably caught a glimpse of the electric fryer in the living room that "has nowhere to place" but has a great sense of existence, bit his lip, and forced a smile.

"Thank you for the gift, dear. ”

"Huh?" Xiao Da Idol scratched his head, thought for a minute, and clapped his hands coldly, "YES!

"How's it delicious? Is it the taste you remember?"

Jiang Zimu blinked extremely slowly, stuffed the marshmallow into his mouth, and put the marshmallow machine in front of his mobile phone first.

"The taste, I don't know yet. ”

"But, you see, this giveaway alone is very high. ”

Xiao Lizao leaned his face forward and took a closer look, "Buy cheese sticks and give toys?"

The idea of the promotion is good, but I don't know ...... In this way, do merchants still have profits?

"What, the marshmallow maker?"

Jiang Zimu gritted his back molars and nodded, one hand slowly moved to the side of the mobile phone, and it took a full twenty seconds for him to finally gather the outstretched five fingers into a fist with great strength, pause, and turn the mobile phone camera abruptly with the other hand.

"Ahh

"You break with me, you give me such a big cheese hot dog fryer, what do you mean???"

Thirty seconds ago, Xiao Da Ai Dou: Send you the cheese stick you miss the most, are you moved?

Thirty seconds later, Xiao Da Aidou: The so-called, it is better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish, a cheese stick fryer, solve the problem from the source!

Forget it, lie down and admit the fight, don't dare to move, don't dare to move.