096. Kneel down and thank idols to help me achieve laid-off reemployment (2)

System prompt: Your friend Gu Suixin is exiting the live broadcast room, and at the same time moved Xiao Mazha, prepared beer, drinks, mineral water, melon seeds, peanuts and eight-treasure porridge, and entered the mode of eating melons (quiet) and watching the drama (sound) with a smile.

Jiang Zimu's hand shook, he didn't even bother to put on his slippers, he ran to the edge of the electric fryer with his feet on the floor, held his mobile phone, and took a picture of the entire equipment from head to toe.

"Dear," Jiang Zimu turned the camera back and looked directly at the screen, his eyes were kind.

"Can you share it with me...... The ...... you ordered for this thing Journey?"

With all this little money, fly directly to Hancheng and eat all over the street, isn't it fragrant?

"Uh...... That ......"

Xiao Li squinted his eyes, although the large and small parts in his brain were so rusty that he couldn't move, he still tried to make a difficult attempt, trying to understand the causes and consequences of the online order that night.

"Actually......"

"Hehe......"

"Maybe ......"

"Probably ......"

When the sea was dry and the rocks were rotten, Xiao Da Idol finally pulled out a few words from his cobweb-covered throat.

"I ...... I bought it at the time...... It's just that...... What a cheese stick!"

Oh~~~ Got it!

Xiao Lizao's words made Jiang Zimu suddenly realize.

originally thought that this fryer was just a "bewildering" gift for straight men with not very normal brain circuits, but now I understand that this fryer is actually a "sand sculpture" mistake accidentally made by a senior fool with insufficient IQ!

"I ...... I ......"

"When you called that day, didn't you say that you hadn't eaten an authentic cheese brushed bar for a long time?"

"I thought to myself, it just so happens that I'm in Hancheng, so why don't I search for any stores that are selling ......"

"I remember clearly, I really bought a product, a product, a shiba, a stick, absolutely not such a big machine!"

"At that time...... I'm also wondering, why are these cheese sticks ...... And what about the door-to-door business of Huaguo Express?"

"Really, really! I didn't mean to!

Jiang Zimu shook his head, and the whole person shrank into the sofa: Forget it, what kind of logic can you talk about with people like Xiao Da Aidou?

"I won't say anything else, I just want to ask a little question...... When you make a payment, don't you always think that the amount is too large?"

How much more expensive is a fryer than a cheese stick, don't you know in your heart? Is it bullying the old lady who didn't graduate from elementary school?

Xiao Li pouted his mouth early, and slapped his hand again, "Yes! At that time, I thought, why are there so many zeros?"

Without waiting for Jiang Zimu to answer, Xiao Da Idol had already pursed his lips childishly and hugged his arm to his chest.

"I can't be blamed for this. ”

"The online payment is in Korean won, that guy, there are so many digits, I don't bother to count...... Besides, I thought that the price of goods in Hancheng was like this!"

"And more!"

"If they want to sell a complete set of production equipment, they should put more photos of the equipment. As soon as I opened the page, it was full of pictures of cheese sticks, and I probably glanced at it and could tell what he was selling!"

After justifying himself in two sentences, Xiao Da Idol lowered his head slightly, picked his eyes and secretly looked at the screen.

In fact, even if Jiang Zimu didn't put on an expression of looking at a fool at this time, Xiao Da Idol himself understood that the rebuttal just now was really pale and powerless.

"This company is also unkind. ”

"Even if you sell me a fryer, it should be shipped from Hancheng, why is this equipment produced in China?"

Thinking about the clear line of "MADE IN CHINA" that Jiang Zimu specially placed under the lens just now, Xiao Li had already felt how good it would be if he could be selectively blind.

"Huh. ”

Jiang Zimu sighed, except for shaking his head, he really didn't know what else to do.

Xiao Da Aidou, who worked hard to find a manufacturer in country K in Hancheng, ordered a cheese hot dog fryer from this manufacturer's Huaguo factory, and delivered it to my doorstep point-to-point in China. I spent so much money and time, isn't it to cultivate my hands-on ability and give me more opportunities to get rich in social practice?

Is it easy?

Idols take the lead, fulfill social responsibilities, and have a bad conscience, so I ask you if you have a bad conscience?

So, such a kind and sincere child, why don't you scold now, what are you doing in a daze?

"Dear, the third stop of the Asian Tour next month, in Vietnam, right?"

Xiao Lizao: Huh?

"Promise me, get over there, obediently. Don't run around, okay?"

Xiao Lizao: Roar, the page of cheese sticks has been turned over. No matter how big the foodie's resentment is, he still understands the hard work of the master after all.

Thinking of this, and then contacting the scar removal cream he just received, Xiao Da Aidou was sure that Jiang Shenpo was still considerate of herself in her heart.

"Don't worry. The mountains have been following, and safety is absolutely guaranteed. ”

"You've been misunderstood. My point is - the soft girl coin is 1:18 against the Korean won, and 1:3,003 against the VND!"

"I'm afraid that you will be careless, and you will miss a few more zeros, how can you buy someone's capital?"

Jiang Zimu said with a serious heart, sighed, and felt that the happiness of capitalist "brainless shopping" should not be experienced by a poor family like himself in his life.

Xiao Lizao's ears trembled, and he subconsciously stretched out ten fingers, wanting to use the most intuitive way to completely comprehend what the concept of the exchange rate of one to three thousand three was.

As soon as this action came out, not to mention that Jiang Zimu across the screen couldn't bear to see it, and Gu Suixin, who was on the front line, couldn't stand it, his head was tilted, and his face was full of disgust.

"Not ......"

After a pause of five seconds, Xiao Da Idol then realized that he hid his two hands behind him and pouted, "Oh! Godwoman, I am kind enough to give you a gift!"

"Although this fryer looks ...... Looks like that...... But as long as you study hard, with this thing, you can't eat cheese sticks whenever you want, you can eat as many as you want?"

"Besides, even if you don't use it as a snack, it's worth a few bucks after dismantling and selling it. ”

"Although it was a mistake, the ending was a bit ...... It's unexpected, but if it's a gift, can't you accept it calmly and happily?"

You bring me a box of Kimchi from Hancheng and give me a Daifuku from Osaka, which is a hundred times stronger than bringing me such a big iron guy.

That's it, that's it, just Xiao Da Idol's IQ, Kaifeng dishes have to be distressed to half the price of the first portion.

Jiang Zimu raised his head, pointed his nostrils at the screen, lightly covered his forehead with his hand, and gritted his teeth.

In the past, there was a lunch of 2,000 yuan that did not return to the original value, and then there was a cheese fryer that was completely floated, and in the face of the small money wasted in vain, Jiang Zimu's reluctance could only be transformed into diss of Xiao Da's idol IQ at this moment.

"Dear, take the liberty of asking, given your IQ level, your dog, since the junior high school, you can no longer tutor in terms of homework. ”

When Gu Suixin heard this, he poofed, turned his face to look at his cub, he really didn't want to hit his self-esteem, he wrinkled his face with a smile, and then changed to a cold snort.

Xiao Li crossed his waist early, and he didn't show weakness in his mouth.

"Otherwise, I will hire you to be a tutor for my family's Erha? The salary is good, and I will definitely not lose you!"

"No, no, no. Jiang Zimu waved his hand dejectedly, "It's not that I don't want to earn this money, it's mainly that I can't arrange the time." ”

"Cut. Xiao Da Aidou rolled his eyes, "You don't have a full-time job, what can you do?" ”

"Anyway, from now on, I'm not empty at all. ”

The corners of Xiao Lizao's lips twitched, and his heart shook violently: This goddess, does she have an appointment with anyone? Even if you go on a date, you can't go on a date every day, right?

Could it be that I didn't bother to talk to her for a few days, and other men took advantage of it? No, what man can be more handsome than Lao Tzu? What kind of courteous way can make the relationship progress so fast?

Or, is she going abroad? or leaving Xiangcheng?

No! Absolutely not! I, Xiao Lizao, haven't been able to confess face-to-face!

"You...... You...... What are you busy with? ...... Where are you going?"

Jiang Zimu spread his hands and said something very like that.

"Snack street stalls!"

"What else should I do? Such an expensive machine can't be left idle, right?"

Well, with this fryer, not only can you sell cheese sticks, fried dough sticks, chicken fillet bananas, and everything can be put in the pan.

Earn enough money to get to the top of the crowd and become a tyrant in the street food industry, just around the corner.

Gu Suixin: Poof~hahahahaha~~~

Xiao Lizao heard that it was not a date, and felt a lot more relaxed in his heart, and he didn't care about Jiang Zimu's teasing, and opened his mouth to respond: "That's a good feeling, I will lead the dog to follow you out of the stall, you help with homework, and I am responsible for selling goods." ”

Jiang Zimu's eyes squinted, "Forget it." ”

"When you buy things, you always 'five pounds a piece, five yuan and three pounds'; if you sell things, you are afraid that you will not be able to get one for one or five, and seven for two or five?"

Small business, I am afraid that the capital chain will break.

"I ...... I ......"

Before Xiao Lizao could find a strong word to refute, Jiang Zimu had already lazily waved his hand at the phone.

pointed to his face, then his head, and then to Xiao Lizao, sighing, full of helplessness.

"You statue, shut up. ”

"If you can solve it with Yan, don't use your brain. Jiang Zimu's mouth twisted, "Look at it in this state......

"I'm afraid for a while, and there is no problem that you can't solve by brushing your face. ”

"So, isn't it good to use your greater-than-heaven appearance to maintain world peace? Isn't it fragrant to move the whole universe with your handsome face? Why do you have to fall into the dust and worry about the eating, drinking, and Lazar of ordinary people? Promise me, don't buy online in the future, what's the matter?"

Is it handsome, the IQ is changed. Although IQ has been sold for nothing, with such a face, who dares to say that it is a pen erosion book?

Hearing others praise him for being handsome, his ears are already calloused, but when this similar speech reaches Jiang Zimu's mouth, why is it so fluttering?

Slap and hand over a jujube, although this jujube is not sour and not easy to mouth, but Xiao Lizao is so happy in his heart?

In any case, Jiang Zimu knew in his heart that although Xiao Da Aidou had done something stupid, it was out of kindness. Even though this wave of operations is really a sand sculpture, I can't cry or laugh, but there is still a sense of proportion in my words.

As for the reality that Xiao Da Idol looks handsome and splits the sky, he should praise it or praise it. After all, the Asian Tour is so tired, and it is always beneficial and harmless to make him a little happy.

"By the way, those wounds on the arm...... Are you better?"

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips and said in his heart: I have long advised you not to be a fan, be kind to people, and see how much hatred and resentment people have to scratch all the time.

Xiao Lizao touched his arm, "It's okay, I have a strong self-healing ability, and I'll be well a long time ago." ”

"But your ointment was delivered too late. ”

"It's not for you. ”

Jiang Zimu's chin was retracted inward, a little embarrassed.

"It just so happened that the medicinal oil I bought for Aunt Xiang arrived, so I dropped by and sent the leftover ointment at home. ”

"If you want to use it, don't forget to look at the expiration date. ”

Gu Suixin: Tsundere is still the two of you tsundere.

Thinking about the promise to run all the way to Xiao Lizao with the medicine, and showing off the blanket he received, and Aunt Xiang was full of joy when she got the medicinal oil, nagging to make a box of vegetable and meat wontons for Jiang Zimu and send it over, not to mention that his cub was holding the scar removal cream and laughing so much that he could see the stomach from his throat, at this time, Gu Suixin only thought of a very trendy Internet phrase for himself - Master Milk Audience!