As soon as he heard this, Xiao Lizao was "stunned" again: clams, clams, clams???

"Am I the one who is stingy with that little money?" Xiao Lizao pursed his lips with an unhappy expression, "Since you want me to pay for it, you have to let me, the gold owner, see your strong desire for money, right?"

"Desire is desired, self-knowledge I still have. ”

Jiang Zimu stretched lazily, tilted his head, and said in a low voice: "BOSS, this time the customer demand has hit the ceiling of my strength, and I really can't do it." Otherwise, I'll tell you my WeChat account password, and you can show me a spear in your left hand and a shield in your right hand?"

"Of course, the password must not be shared in vain," Jiang Zimu raised his eyebrows, "It's not easy for you to be old at night." So...... I jumped off the building to bleed a big reward, and the friendship price is three percent off, do you think it?"

"The original price will be increased by 45 percent, and then a three-fold discount will be wiped with a fraction...... Yes, I'll count you at 40% of the original price. Jiang Zimu looked leisurely, with a smile in the corner of his eyes, as if to say: At this price, you can't buy it at a loss, and you can't be fooled. Don't miss it!

It's me, thank you.

Xiao Lizao was silent for a long time with a dark face, and hung up the phone coldly.

Seeing this, Jiang Zimu was not angry, shrugged his shoulders, muttered a "drama king" in a low voice, turned his face and got up, stood in place again and yawned a long and steady time, rubbed his eyes, and prepared to start cleaning the table. Coincidentally, before I took half a step, I saw that the mobile phone on the table began to vibrate again.

Jiang Zimu sighed, grabbed his phone and took a look: It's okay, it's okay, this time Xiao Da Idol only sent a message.

"These are the statements I made with the bean paste bun company before and after. ”

This is Doushabao's own clarification on the Internet. ”

This is a screenshot of the relevant instructions posted by several invitees to the top luxury night salon on their IG. ”

"Will you play the game of "Love to Find Fault Every Day"? According to the above relevant information, you, come to find my fault. ”

"Since you don't understand the little girl's set, I'll retreat to the next best. Whatever tone you use - middle-aged aunt or foot-picking man, anyway, quarrel with me in the group, and then reconcile. ”

"The money will be as much as I have just agreed, and when it is done, I will pay it all at once. ”

Jiang Zimu looked at the phone screen, compared Xiao Lizao's reaction before and after, smacked his mouth, his eyes sparked, and felt that on the entire screen, except for the "money", she couldn't recognize all the other words.

Ten minutes later, Jiang Zimu reluctantly began her third performance in the family group.

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

The two companies to which you and Miss Dou belong have issued solemn statements, or do you follow the old routine of "rumor-mongering and infringement", and warn the lawyer in a letter if you disagree, can it be a little new?

@吃饭专家:

The media and the people who eat melons have to hold the ethereal melon gnawing of "love", they have no new tricks, what can I do?

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

The public just likes the love affair of gossip stars, and it has been so long since they debuted, and they don't know this bit of urine for the people who eat melons?

@吃饭专家:

I just know it too well, so I don't take this scandal seriously.

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

According to what you say, this bean paste bun incident has passed, maybe there will be any vegetable buns, meat buns, and vermicelli buns in the future, right?

@吃饭专家:

Your idea is very worthy of your WeChat name.

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

I sincerely suggest that you change your WeChat name to "three catties of flour and one bun".

@吃饭专家:

Clams?

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

The skin is so thick!

@吃饭专家:

Haven't I explained everything that should be explained? The clear man clears himself, and the rumors stop at the wise man.

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

A woman in love has a negative IQ.

@吃饭专家:

My dear, this time, it was me who was belched by the media, I was wronged, and it was me who should lose my temper!

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

If you're right, you don't have to lose your temper, and if you're wrong, you don't have the right to lose your temper.

@吃饭专家:

So why do you lose your temper indiscriminately?

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

Money can make ghosts grind.

Xiao Li took a look at it earlier, and if he broke his head again, it was estimated that this product would have to tell the bottom of the money transaction between us. Hurry up!

@吃饭专家:

You're so good at picking on it.

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

You're wonderful.

Xiao Lizao stared at the last few words on the screen and looked at it, tilted his head, and patted his hand on his forehead, "That...... Is the quarrel in love really like this? Why is it not the taste of Laotan sauerkraut?"

On the one hand, because she is worried about the translation work and feels that this kind of hypocritical quarrel can't drive her emotions, on the other hand, she really feels that this kind of quarrel without trusting each other is really unbalanced between input and output, and she doesn't understand how anyone can be happy with this kind of thing.

In the interval between the two sides' halftime, Xiao Da Idol dialed Jiang Zimu's phone again in confusion.

"BOSS, this is the 101st call you've made to me today. My brain has dragged down until now, and it's the ninth wonder of the world. ”

Xiao Lizao snorted and muttered in a low voice: "I've been singing and dancing in the rehearsal room for more than ten hours today, aren't I still alive now?"

"If you always hate me, come and dismantle me directly? Don't always engage in mental pollution? It's too hard for you to make this money. ”

"Where is it hard to make money? But let you simulate a lover quarrel with me, why are you so resentful?" Xiao Lizao's eyes lowered, and he deliberately put his eyes to the side, "I haven't asked you to talk to me about life, ideals, feelings, and the future." ”

Jiang Zimu sighed and shrank into the sofa sluggishly, "Dear, it is recommended to change the WeChat name to be low-key, and then wait for a bunch of Internet beauties to come and add you." Believe me, they can give everything you want, except for selling tea and making you a little rich, you will not have anything else to lose. They shush you, you give them a huge sum of money, according to Maslow's theory of needs, you don't lose money in this deal. ”

"Cut~" Xiao Li responded angrily, and said in his heart that it would be good to chat with you?

"It's not that I'm nitpicking, but I always feel that you were arguing very out of shape in the fight in the group just now. ”

"It's just a scandal, it's purely a common operation in the entertainment industry, whether it's as a friend or girlfriend, I don't think there's any need to quarrel. ”

"Besides, the official letters sent by the two of you are all carefully crafted by the public relations team, and even the punctuation marks are impeccable, okay?"

"What about the personal poop of the bean paste bun?"

Jiang Zimu paused, "Since you have clearly informed Miss Dou of the causes and consequences of the scandal, I can't make personal attacks on her for no reason." ”

Xiao Li pursed his lips and waited for a long time, and finally released a sentence, "I don't care, I'll give money." Anyway, you have to finish the fight in the group perfectly, and you have to give me a happy ending that has been predetermined. ”

Jiang Zimu: Hehe, if it weren't for the screen, Lao Tzu would have exploded your dog's head with a chestnut hammer right now.

Two minutes later. Family groups.

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

Question—Is there a pure friendship between men and women that goes beyond love? You look in the mirror and answer me.

@吃饭专家:

If you want to make peace, just say it, and you don't need to praise me for being handsome.

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

I won't mention anything else, we've been together for so long, and I don't have an exclusive nickname for lovers. But what about you and Miss Dou? A mouthful of a "bean paste bag" is as sweet as honey, and Miss Dou is also inseparable from "Brother Xiaoli". Hehe, everyone calls you "Jujube", so she calls you "Brother Xiaoli", for fear that others won't know that she is different from you?

Xiao Lizao leaned on the head of the bed and wiped his face, blinking, and actually wanted to give Jiang Zimu a good call for this entry point.

@吃饭专家:

Honey, Honey, it was me who was wrong. As long as you let this matter pass, don't hold on to the scandal, what do you want me to call you, or, whatever you want me to call me, I will listen to you, okay?

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

It doesn't matter what you call me, but I also want a nickname that is mine, and only I can use to call you!!

Also, you are not allowed to eat bean paste buns in the future, and in the future, you are not even allowed to add red beans to milk tea!!

@吃饭专家:

Well, it's all up to you, it's all up to you.

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

As for the nickname, calling you "Xiao Xiansen" seems to be out of sight, calling you "jujube" is too uninspiring, and calling you "Lili" makes you feel like picking up people's teeth...... Hey, it's nerve-wracking.

Xiao Li saw this early, and inexplicably had an ominous premonition that opened up the second pulse of Ren Du in his body: I don't know why, I think this goddess wants to do something again.

@吃饭专家:

Honey, don't worry. I believe in your ingenuity. As long as you think about it, no matter what you call me, I will agree.

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

It's true?

@吃饭专家:

It has to be really.

Jiang Zimu held the mobile phone in one hand, whistling leisurely, the corners of his mouth raised, and he felt that it was time to kick Xiao Da Idol into the ten-meter-deep pit that had just been dug.

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

Then, after that, as long as I'm happy, I'll call you—

Small...

Resemble......

......

......

......

Child!

Well, it's just "Little Xiaozi"! Unique, atmospheric, retro, royal style! Others will never think of it, hehe.

Xiao Lizao: The clam ??? rope has been put around my neck, please help me kick off the stool, thank you.

After a fierce ideological struggle, Xiao Da Idol looked at death as if he was at home, crying and laughing, and typed out a word in the group with one hand.

@吃饭专家:

Phew!

At this time, Quan Le was confused with Xu Promise, no matter how he thought about it, the two of them would not have expected that this public quarrel would end on such a nonsensical ending.

Think about Xiao Lizao's appearance in the Qing Palace, and the picture of the aggrieved support in front of "Lafayette", and then look at the "chirp" in the group who wants to cry first, with food, the effect of hilariousness is excellent.

The two of them laughed into a vibration mode, shaking their hands, typing, and a thousand words, converging into two neat rows of "hahahahaha".

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, and suddenly came up sleepy, Yixing, half-squinted, and sent a private message to Xiao Lizao: Xiao Xiaozi, quickly send money to Lafayette! Otherwise, you will be rewarded with fifty boards, and you will not be beaten into a blood gourd.

Xiao Lizao shook his head, but he couldn't hide his smile and sent a "chirp". Immediately, he asked meaningfully: "This nickname is really so decided?"

Jiang Zimu's second sleep magic skill was first completed, his brain was hot, and he immediately replied with a vague voice: Well, it's just me...... If I can call you that, I will only ...... Call you by it. Well...... Good night.

Even if he is half-asleep and half-awake, Jiang Zimu is still very self-aware in his heart: if it is used on others, it is estimated that he will not be able to avoid a beating, but if the other party is Xiao Li, it will be early...... I think it's okay to try it on the verge of death.

God knows when she was "forced" to develop this kind of "fearlessness"? If you really look into it carefully, I am afraid that the first person to shout that something is wrong is Jiangzi Mu Momoki.

When Xiao Li heard this, the corners of his mouth grinned on his cheeks, and he didn't know what he was intoxicated with, anyway, the whole person felt light, as if he had digested it after years of accumulated food.

However, in the next second, Xiao Da Idol's ears trembled, his mouth pouted, and his face changed instantly.

@天然美女研究院院长:

You, don't laugh, two hundred meters away, I can hear your pig cry in the bedroom!