"Goddess, what kind of couple is a couple who hasn't quarreled?"

"Why aren't bean paste buns dry food?"

Xiao Lizao: I think this goddess is connotating me, and I have direct evidence.

"Noisy, crying, laughing, laughing, this is the love mode that normal people should have, right?"

Jiang Zimu stretched his waist and smacked his mouth, and the words he said could suffocate Xiao Li to death.

"According to what you mean, if you don't quarrel, you don't count as a couple, and then the immortal is not Qingming. ”

"Yes, I think, as long as you can maintain your current state and play steadily, it won't be a problem for us to quarrel live in the group. ”

Jiang Zimu sighed slowly, blinked his eyes, and slowly continued: "Of course, quarreling is not a problem, the problem is the restrictive term in front - couples." Speaking of quarrels alone, my aunt and grandmother can 1V108, and in terms of strength, I am really not afraid. ”

"Ordinary bickering, silence, facts, reasoning, these are not problems. But if you have to let me make a girlfriend's style and highlight the characteristics of my daughter's family, this is completely difficult for me to be fat. ”

Xiao Lizao was a little confused, scratched his head, and the side of his face, "What if, I mean what if." If you were really my girlfriend, what would you say in the face of my affair with Doushabao?"

"What else can you say, haven't you explained everything clearly? You are out of righteousness, blocking guns for others. ”

"But don't you believe it?"

"I don't believe it because I'm not your girlfriend. If it's a real boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, shouldn't it be the most basic thing to establish a tacit mutual trust after fully understanding each other?"

"Otherwise, if it's such a sensitive issue as splitting legs and stealing food, if you really don't believe it, you can generously raise doubts, make it clear that I don't buy your story and point out the loopholes in the other party's words. In this case, the choice is left to the man - if you want to continue, please provide more arguments to support the argument;

"Clam?" "Dear, where did you find a boyfriend, aren't you afraid that you chose a one-on-one defense friend for yourself, right?"

"The kind of people who guess you guess you guess, I won't tell you why I'm angry; the kind of people who don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, and I don't know how to control my emotions reasonably; the kind of people who are full of negative energy and can make Lin Daiyu a smiling angel; the kind of people who never talk about things, and the trivial things of ten years ago can be used in every quarrel after that; and the kind of people who cry, make trouble, and hang themselves, and commit suicide with self-harm; Jiang Zimu paused, with a solemn face, " It's not impossible to imagine it, in case it happens in real life, I advise you to stay as far away as you can and hide as far as you can. ”

"Besides, your aunt and I ......"

"How do you speak?"

"Your employee, I, have always been straightforward and straightforward, and generally have no petty temperament, and if there is any revenge, I will take revenge on the spot, which is really high-level. ”

Xiao Li wiped the thin sweat on his forehead, shook his head, and said in his heart that you are the "loss of one word" in the proper female group, right? The "female man" among women, the "female nerve" among goddesses, because of the fault of that one word, you can be regarded as successfully pushing yourself to the opposite side of most women.

"Falling in love is the same as doing math problems, how can your ex-boyfriend stand you?"

Jiang Zimu's face didn't change, but his eyes darkened, "That's why it's my ex-boyfriend." ”

Xiao Li was finally able to observe his words and emotions at this time, and consciously threw out a heavy topic, thinking about making amends, but he didn't know how to turn the tide quietly.

However, Jiang Zimu noticed that the good-looking face on the screen was slightly sluggish, his eyes rolled, and he sighed in a low voice, "Emotion is something that is not easy to rely on subjectivity, I am not a strong requirement to refine love into every addition, subtraction, multiplication and division." ”

It's just that the more rational and objective you are to deal with something that hurts your feelings, the sooner you can end it. ”

As soon as he said this, the people on both ends of the phone fell silent.

"That ......" Xiao Lizao frowned, and a flash of inspiration flashed, "It's just a matter of typing a few words and writing a few sentences, you really watched the money in your hand fly like this?"

Jiang Zimu raised his eyes, his expression was a little annoyed, "What can I do?"

"Otherwise... Otherwise, you look in the search engine and see how normal girlfriends react when they face their boyfriends' hacks.

"AM I THAT KIND OF PERSON, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME!" JIANG ZIMU STOOD UP FROM HIS CHAIR WITH A HULA: WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF COPYING SUCH A CONVENIENT TRICK?

"BOSS, let's not talk about it yet, I'm going to find Du Niang. Hey~~~"

Ten minutes later.

@小恭の老公, @天然美女研究院院长:

Woo woo woo woo ~ ~~ people can't pretend anymore. I'm sad, I'm sad, I'm helpless, my world has fallen apart, I'm so miserable~~~

Before seeing this new news, Xiao Lizao was pillowing his arm and drawing a portrait of Jiang Zimu's ex-boyfriend in his mind. It's a pity that before Xiao Da Idol gathered his bald head, no eyebrows, triangular eyes, rosacea nose and pimples on the face of a dead fat house, he himself was already driven out of his brain by Jiang Zimu's sudden dramatic lines.

"Poof~~~ The opening remarks of this product, isn't it a bit big?"

@小恭の老公, @天然美女研究院院长:

On the first day of Xiao Li's early scandal, he hated him, on the second day of Xiao Li's early scandal, he hated him and hated him, and on the third day of Xiao Li's early scandal, he hated him, hated him, hated him, hated him!

Xiao Li took a look at it earlier: Hey, if it goes on like this, I'm afraid that this goddess is going to move the entire set of "The Complete Works of Qiong Yao" to me?

@吃饭专家:

Honey, haven't the two companies already made a statement? It's clear enough, what else do you want me to do?

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

You are ruthless, you are cruel, you are ungrateful, you are unlucky. It's me who is blind and mistaken for you, a wolf-hearted man!

Xiao Lizao: Handsome and confused. This goddess, the meaning is right, and she really has to pick up the tone endlessly.

@吃饭专家:

Mumu, listen to me.

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, you big liar, I don't listen.

Xiao Lizao: I may really not be able to hold down this MMP.

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

Let me ask you, have you considered my feelings? Do you know what kind of invisible pressure I was under as soon as the news of this overnight stay broke? Do you know that I have been unable to eat and sleep lately, and I have been crying blood with tears on my face? Do you know that I seem to be dozens of years old these days?

What about you when I endured such great grief? You didn't have a word of consolation, not a single warm and domineering hug, not even a reasonable personal explanation......

@吃饭专家:

Mumu, that's actually the way it is......

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

Oh, I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen.

As soon as these lines of hypocritical sentences came out, Quan Lezheng and Xu Zheng invariably let out a barbell-like laugh. The two of them privately summed up, and began to support Xiao Li in the group - the wax of the wax, the koi of the koi, and the effort to pull the style of the group chat from sensationalism back to the sand sculpture in the shortest possible time with a strong emoji. Such a close (owed) heart (flat) reaction can be said to be a touching detail of brotherhood.

When Xiao Lizao's hundredth video call came in, Jiang Zimu was still flushed with his face and hoarsely shouting a few classic lines that had just been sent, dancing with his hands, which can be called the champion of the world's confusing behavior awards.

"Happy?"

Jiang Zimu honestly spread his palms on his knees, pursed his lips, and tried not to laugh too loudly.

"The fruit machine is now high-end enough to support virtual equipment immersive systems?"

"I see that you have acted in this drama, and the emotions are in place. ”

"BOSS, you have won the award, you haven't gone through any orthodox acting training, and acting well depends on talent. ”

Xiao Lizao: Poof!

"God... Goddess, although I did ask you to search for relevant information on the Internet just now, you have the correct attitude that is not 'take-it-ism' at all, okay?"

"Quarrels that only talk about subjective feelings and don't look at reality are worse. Jiang Zimu raised his head, his expression was serious, "Any trickery between lovers that can't solve the problem and can't enhance the relationship is either murdering time or murdering themselves." ”

"This kind of thing that has no essence and is full of dross, how do you always let me take it?"

"That'...... At least, at least don't be so rigid and pay attention to learning and applying? Do you know how grippy the situation is now?"

"Didn't I change the protagonist's name to you?"

Xiao Lizao closed his eyes, and felt that Jiang Zimu's words were not the worst, and what made him the most maddened now was that there had always been a villain in his heart, jumping up and down with a support sign, and he was calling Jiang Zimu with confidence, and repeatedly chanted in a loud voice: What Mu Mu said is right, what Mu Mu said is reasonable, Mu Mu is awesome!MUA~MUA~~~

I'll go~~~

Xiao Li hurriedly punched his head, blinked, and put his hand on his forehead, trying to appear calm.

"Well, let me explain the customer's needs a little bit more. ”

"That's it...... Well.. ... You have to show anger wrapped in grief, which is vivid and impactful, but not subtle. ”

"And then...... The use of sentences should allow the onlookers to see a dynamic beauty of perseverance and perseverance, as if they were watching Eugène Delacroix's "Liberty Leading the People", but at the same time, it should reflect a kind of inner entanglement and pain, a kind of ruin and paranoia, well...... It's the kind of... The resonance and shock of standing in front of the original Salvador Dalí's "Burning Giraffe". ”

Also, the overall tone is to express an intuitive and strong hatred, but there is a love that is stronger than hatred that spreads unobtrusively. That's it, you're scolding me in every sentence, but after others read it, they feel that every sentence is that you are saying that you love me. ”

Xiao Lizao spoke early, sat cross-legged at the head of the bed, lowered his eyebrows, and glanced at his mobile phone a few times while making inexplicable gestures.

Jiang Zimu let out a "hum" without any waves in his heart, his mouth moved, and he sighed how someone could shoot so well with this kind of death angle.

"I said, Goddess, are you distracted again?"

"Don't dare, don't dare. "I was sleepy, but now I have been awakened by your very artistic needs (blind) description (white) narration (living) laughter.

"Do you understand what I just emphasized?"

"Understood. ”

"Really?" Xiao Lizao raised his eyebrows, "Then you tell me about it." ”

"My personal understanding of what you just said is," Jiang Zimu hugged his arm to his chest again, pausing for almost a minute, "You just want colorful black and colorful white." ”

Hehe, I'm going to be allergic to the word "but" for an hour.

"Or to put it bluntly, you just don't want to give money. ”