Not long after Jiang Zimu ran into the kitchen, Jiao and Gu Suixin also left the table with their front and back feet, one also went to the kitchen to help Jiang Zimu cook desserts, and the other went back to the room to deal with email messages.

This is good, there are only three unashamed old men left at the table, and they have opened the road of the "Women's Sorrow Alliance".

"Mr. Xiao, we are wood, but we are a very good girl. ”

Xiao Lizao looked at Wen's burning and sincere eyes on the other side for only a second, and he was immediately defeated.

I'll help the guy opposite sign up as an assistant guest.

Although she is happy all day long, her empathy is very strong, and she is even more attentive to many things than the person concerned. ”

"But, sometimes, I'm also a little curious, why do you say that a girl with such a high IQ habitually comes out of her stupidity from time to time?"

Wen paused, "Mr. Xiao, if Mu is stupid in front of you, you can take care of it." ”

Xiao Lizao's facial expression was a little embarrassed, nodding and shaking his head didn't seem right, his mouth was open, and he was about to pass perfunctory.

Hehe, that goddess, where is she stupid? But if she can reduce her wisdom a little, I will not be so passive in this relationship that "has not yet begun and is over".

"As for her, she looks very strong, but in private, she is also a gentle, gentle, generous and decent girl. ”

The corners of Xiao Lizao's mouth trembled slightly, and he said in his heart, big brother, don't make trouble. It's not said that it's generous and decent, but gentleness can't be compared to that goddess, right?

Wen breathed a long sigh of relief, followed by the old father's earnest entrustment.

"Mr. Xiao, please see through her strong disguise at the right time. Stand firmly by her side when she needs it and doesn't say it. ”

Brother, do you want to start a class to teach? Love stories, modern poems, and so on? Let's not make such sensationalism? Just that goddess, just looking at the set of "meow meow combination boxing" that she fought on the street this morning, you know that she is by no means a good man and a woman, not to mention, people still have the skill of changing their fortunes with a light, and her combat effectiveness is off the charts; even if she does not change her life against the sky, just leading the way to the sky and thunder is enough for the people of the world to drink a pot.

"Of course......" Wen didn't mean to stop, after all, the front was all an appetizer, and the last one was the most worrying focus after he noticed the pink bubbles between Jiang Zimu and Xiao Lizao.

"Mr. Xiao, Huaguo has a saying, called the right person, talented and beautiful. ”

"You and Mu...... In terms of form...... Seem... It's kind of ......."

"I'm not saying that the wood is ugly, it's not that I blow it, but she is a young man who is recognized as a little beautiful in our neighborhood here, and she is trying to turn her into a 'Langfu daughter-in-law', if not a thousand, but also eight hundred. ”

"But, Mr. Xiao, you look like this......"

Wen's eyes appeared in front of his wife, fan, and sister, chasing stars, and the girl was shy, and when she thought of Jiao Youyi, she didn't have a match in front of her, shouting "God descends to the earth, Xiao Lizao", and in his heart, he couldn't control the cold.

Xiao Li saw that Wen hadn't completed the second half of the sentence for a long time, pursed his lips, and stated the facts on his own.

"Well, yes, this face of mine is indeed too superior. ”

Gao Dashan secretly stuck out his tongue on the side: Director, can you add a human rights mosaic to me? As a jujube brother, I want to keep my last dignity before I lose my face.

"Not only that, the Huaguo entertainment industry, that is the place of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. ”

Wen shook his head, "The colleagues who want to come to Mr. Xiao's cooperation must also be at the level of beautiful and moving fairies." ”

Hey, the old father broke his heart: look at the person he likes with his little girl, tsk, Jiang Taigong called him an insider, and Atlantis unanimously voted as king. What kind of bait to use, what kind of hook to use, the whole universe is Mr. Xiao's fish pond.

The competition is too fierce, wood...... Why are you bothered?

"I don't understand a man's mind. ”

"What a fresh taste, eat it twice more, and you will get tired of it. ”

Gao Dashan looked at Wen Zigu and poured two sips of wine, and said in his heart that this buddy has said everything here, and I won't come forward to help, but I can't say it.

"Hey, we're not the kind of people you think. ”

The best good man, the kind that can be blind for a lifetime.

"If he was really the kind of master who likes the new and hates the old, he has been in the circle for so long, and he would have been full of scandals. ”

Even if you don't make a book, at least you can get one.

"It's not that I'm exaggerating, I've been in and out of this circle with dates for a long time. Those shots look vibrant, all kinds of fairy spirits in the photos, and I have removed my makeup in private, oops, maybe I don't look good without Zimu's makeup. ”

Be confident, remove the "maybe", and give me Fang Mu Mu Zi noodles.

After a pause, he seemed to feel that what he had just said was a little unconvincing, and Gao Dashan swallowed half a bottle of wine, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and began to find another way to say the truth.

"Brother, you don't know. Far from it, just my girlfriend ......."

"The first time I saw it, it was no exaggeration, it was a shocking person. A proper first love face, an absolute school flower fan. ”

"In order to chase her, I am a soft grinding and hard bubble, a driver, a POS machine, an excavator, a fighter jet, and I will transform when I say that I will transform, that is really a five-level kill, and finally I will return with a beauty. ”

"After dating over the years, I have summarized that the vast majority of girls, before and after, have two faces. ”

"Originally, I thought she was the kind of slender beauty who couldn't pick up her shoulders and couldn't lift her hands, but after dating, I realized that she was simply a street fighter Chunli who punched Nanshan and kicked Beihai. ”

"Before falling in love, you can be full with one bite of food, and after falling in love, you can add another instant noodle with half a family bucket when you are full. ”

"It's a goddess when it's not ripe, and the fairy even has a fragrant fragrance; after living together, it doesn't matter if you don't wash your face or makeup, your hair is oily, and you can carry it for another week if you tie a pill head. ”

"Applying makeup and no makeup can't be said to be exactly the same, it can be said that it has nothing to do with it. ”

Gao Dashan: It's all tears. This beauty can't be blasphemed from a distance, and the gap is really unbearable. But think about it the other way, dating a girl, inexplicably being able to live in harmony with two girlfriends, this is not what I earned?!?!

Tears burst into laughter.

Wen sighed when he heard this, and cautiously glanced back in the direction of the kitchen to confirm that Jiao had not returned, so he took a sip of wine and relayed to spit out.

"Brother, I have learned this for a long time. ”

"My wife, when she went on a blind date for the first time, spoke softly, her voice was soft, her movements were slow, and her expression was sweet. ”

"I thought that this was simply a fairy who did not eat the fireworks of the world. ”

"As a result, when I got married, I ...... tsk"

"Picking your teeth after eating, picking your feet before going to bed, snoring and farting, grinding your teeth and getting constipated......"

Jiao, who was on another planet fifty meters away, watched Jiang Zimu impatiently stuff a whole piece of the freshly cooked coconut milk cake into his mouth, and just wanted to smile with relief, but suddenly sneezed.

Huh, are your ears so itchy?

It's not itchy enough, at least not as good as your husband's.

"Hey~~~"

Wen and Gao Dashan glanced at each other, and at the same time showed an understanding look in the eyes of finding a confidant.

"Zao'er, my brother said so much, in fact, I just want to tell you - those particularly good-looking beauties, I don't know how big they are behind their backs. Don't build unrealistic expectations just because you look good at the moment. ”

"Yes, yes, that's right. ”

"Girls in daily life are like this, so the beauties in your circle have to rely on packaging. But our wood is different, the inside and the outside are the same, and there is no fraud at all. ”

Xiao Li said twice in the morning, but he didn't say a word in his mouth. But in his heart, he had already jumped up and swayed back and forth by the collars of the two old men around him: Yes, Mrs. Jiang is not false or pretentious.

God knows that since Lao Tzu knew her, he has seen her starve to death and reincarnated to cramm a few tons of food, and has seen her win thousands of fights and win tens of thousands of WBC gold belts.

What is a weak Daiyu, reserved and beautiful, does it have anything to do with her Jiang Shenpo?

The initial image is already at the bottom, no matter what, there is no room for decline, right?

But how can the disorderly intestinal sound that screams like a drum sounds so cute? The burp that can smell the smell of durian when you get closer, how can it smell inexplicably a little fragrant? And the wit of the tongue battle group, and the big mouth of the KO audience, how can it ...... How is it so... Full of girlfriend power?

It's not good, it's not good. I'm a special meow.,It's a real fan filter, right?

Gao Dashan was stunned when he saw Xiao Lizao, and he didn't react for a long time, so he raised his hand and touched his wine bottle with Wen's.

"Dang!"

Brittle.

"Dude, actually, what I just told Brother Wen, put it on you and Zimu, I'm afraid it will be reversed. ”

"Look at the people, from head to toe, they are frank and unrestrained, but you, wearing the big hat of an international superstar, let the little girl have some unrealistic dreams. ”

"You have to show some of your shortcomings as a human in front of Zimu - otherwise, people may think that celebrities don't even!"

Xiao Lizao pursed his lips, leaned out, and hammered his fist on Gao Dashan's arm.

"Since they are all human beings, why do you two old men still want your wife and girlfriend not to eat, drink, pull or scatter?"

What kind of man who shows off his wife and hasn't farted in front of him for more than ten years, let Xiao Li say it early, it's outrageous.

In order to maintain her perfect image, women endure this most basic physiological phenomenon - what's the matter, if you fart yourself, you are not pure, and you are not worthy of a man?

"Everybody's human, it's kind of fair. ”

It's really not good, what kind of love do you talk about and what kind of wife you marry, everyone cultivates immortals. If you can't do it, then don't be hypocritical, love is love, fart is fart, and don't interfere with each other's sovereignty and territorial integrity. In case the mood comes up, let alone fart, it should be sparse, then it will have to be sparse.

Gao Dashan smiled and found a step for himself.

"Isn't this a vaccination for you in advance? ”

"Oh no, I'll have to tell Zimu in a while, tell her not to have any unrealistic fantasies about you that are beyond the limits of human beings. ”

Wen then smiled and pursed his lips.

"Anyway, although I know that you must be very busy at work, you also need to spend a little more time and get along with each other. ”

"The longer you stay there, the more you'll know that Zimu is a very real person. ”

"Hey, hey, hey, or you move to Zimu's house. Anyway, it's not like we haven't spent the night together. The tall mountain looked straight at Xiao Lizao. "It's a trial marriage, and it also lets Zimu adapt to your shortcomings in advance. ”

Take off your disguise early, don't hide it.

Huh?

Xiao Li was stunned early.

Isn't this Laotian beer very low, why don't you drink it all without two cases? If you give each of you one more bottle, maybe you should compete to be my son's godfather next!

I'm ...... with the goddess I'm ...... with the goddess

Oops!

Don't move, let me brush up this logic: the longer you spend together, the more you can perceive each other's shortcomings. On the other hand, even if there are no new shortcomings for me to discover, but I, a treasure boy, must have countless shortcomings that surprise the goddess every day!

As long as she can break her thoughts about me, then I will definitely not be blessed with their Tomb Sect's life-killing Gu.

Xiao Lizao's eyes rolled and rolled, in fact, there was a voice in his heart, which was shouting from the beginning, asking him to seize the opportunity and take over the reality show without discussion.

But the desire to survive, or the male self-esteem who refuses to face the reality of confession failure, always makes him hang up and sell it intentionally or unintentionally, and every time Jiang Zimu opens his mouth to plead, he will inevitably pout back without turning around.

"She's so cute, I don't want to go back to Xiangcheng. Lao Tzu wants to stay with her all the time. ”

"The goddess is poisonous, and you may die. ”

"Even if I go back to Xiangcheng, no matter where I am, it's good to see her every day. ”

"The goddess is poisonous, and you may die. ”

"The last confession, mainly because Lao Tzu was drunk and didn't show one ten-thousandth of his daily charm, which led to an unsatisfactory ending, if you give Lao Tzu one more chance, hum ......"

"The goddess is poisonous, and you may die. ”

"Ahh

"Lao Tzu can't control a few times, I'll send a few wow~"

"So, leave the decision to the goddess, as long as she dislikes me, don't I have no chance?"

"Pull it down, you just want to be with that goddess for a long time. ”

"No way, she's so cute, Lao Tzu ......"

Sky!!!

Xiao Da Idol slowly closed his eyes, and felt that the ideological struggle he was engaged in and had gone off the right track was extremely complex-

Gee......

Like a gourd baby, together with Voldemort, catch a monk who went to the west to learn scriptures, wash it, wash it, send it to Daguan Garden, and talk to Shi Yu and other brothers, while eating and drinking, discussing how to destroy Wu Guo, three points of heaven are destined to be seven points, and the remaining ninety points are mainly based on brushing their faces, and Tony's is big to escape the pursuit of Tokyo, and finally reunite with the commander of one meter six in the green grassland to see Dingchun, a pickup, the leader of the pickup car, the Pleasant Goat, the bald head of the wolf, and the tree cut.

Call it a day!

This kind of dream linkage in which normal people spend three lifetimes may not be able to figure out the cause and effect is a true portrayal of Xiao Da idol's war and chaotic brain now.

After five minutes of racking your brains.

Jiang Zimu groped for a new mobile phone, squinted and looked: Goddess, let's work together and go back to Xiangcheng to earn a single-family three-story high-end villa with a swimming pool and garden.