Originally, because of Jiang Zimu's series of unconscious cuteness, everyone has temporarily put aside the in-depth discussion of the amount of idol wine in the universe.

After eating and drinking for a while, I don't know which tendon in Gao Dashan's mind suddenly moved, pinched the bottleneck of the wine, and slapped his thigh coldly.

"Oh~~~ I remember!"

"When I met Xiao Xu last time, he also showed me a photo of you drunk!"

Xiao Nuno, who was far away in Xiangcheng and had no heart and lungs, inexplicably felt that his back bones were numb and cold. Hong Kong Zhen, the black pot covers the top, and it is by no means a good omen for the New Year.

Xiao Lizao looked at the fingers of Gao Dashan who were about to put on his head with a righteous face: Clams? Promise that Wang Ba Calf !!actually took advantage of my unpreparedness to share ugly photos of Lao Tzu everywhere - he had the courage to fatten him!

Wait a minute, promise that kid, how can there be a drunk photo of me?

In addition to confessing that he was unconscious that night......

Don't even think about it, Xiao Li had already unloaded the oily Jiang Zimu with a knife in the eye.

Jiang Zimu: I forgot about it.

"Hehe, P's, that ......"

"Mountain, a well-known artist like Zaozi has been spoofed by someone P, and it's not a day or two. ”

Jiang Zimu: I think I can help myself call 120 and try my best to save it.

Gao Dashan has an upright face, insists on the truth, and does not back down.

"No, it won't. Xiao Xu said, you sent him the photo. ”

As soon as he finished saying this, the whole table looked at Jiang Zimu with curiosity.

"Eh, hehe, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, hahaha. ”

Jiang Zimu touched a few hairs floating on his forehead, and while sighing at Xiao Lizao's cold and piercing super murderous aura, he shivered at the right time.

"Actually......"

The tall mountain was full of red light, digging a pit, burying some soil, counting one, two, three, four, five, just waiting to see how many Jiang Zimu supported to the first few breaths.

Hey, we don't know why, anyway, when it's time to dig a pit for others, this old forgetfulness will be reborn immediately, and he won't be left behind to participate in the strongest brain.

Xiao Xu also said that the night the dates were high, it was at your house! Those photos are completely on-site photos. ”

Rise???

Wen Jiao and his wife had a paparazzi expression on their faces: Gao Dashan, the CP promoter, is simply the industry leader of the unanimous certification of the old Cupid.

"Zimu, don't say it, I've worked with Jujube for so long, and I've never seen him drunk. ”

"I really want to thank you, it can be regarded as an eye-opener for me hehe. ”

Jiang Zimu looked loveless: Shan, you are sober! If you want to die, don't take me with you! If you do this, can you sit together and drink a few cups of wine in the sun in the future?

"Hey, it's a pity that I begged for a long time, and Xiao Xu refused to forward the photo to me, only saying that he let people hold the handle, and he couldn't let the ugly photos of the dates leak out when he died. ”

"You listen to what he said, leak - my tall mountain is an outsider?"

Jiang Zimu swallowed his saliva, grabbed a tissue and wiped his mouth tremblingly, and then, with a very dog-legged side, approached Xiao Lizao, smiling innocently.

"Dear, you know me, and I will never trade at a loss. ”

"No, although I sent your photo, but, in exchange, I also have an indecent photo of Xiao Nuno in my hand. ”

Xiao Lizao's ears twitched: Indecent photos?

"Not only him, but I also have your brother's drunken gaffe photos, hehe, they were all captured by Kyoko on the night of the end of your tour. ”

"When I go back to China, I'll export it from the computer and show it to you, encrypted backup. You don't know...... Can... But I laughed at ......."

"I swear, both in terms of quantity and quality, that we made a solid deal. ”

The quantity determines the number of blackmails, the quality determines the amount of hush money, the grade of the other party's photos has refreshed the lower limit, and the privacy and security of your Xiao Da idol's ugly photos can completely put one hundred and twenty heart clams.

Xiao Lizao: If you say that, my cosmic idol will not be happy.

What's the matter, don't you dislike me for having a bad expressiveness in hard photos? Dislike me for being complacent and can't concave a new pose, isn't it? Lao Tzu's words are here-whether he is conscious or not, Lao Tzu's film production rate is the highest! The visual impact is the strongest! Even if it is a funny and ugly photo, Lao Tzu can still rely on creativity and difficulty index to ride the dust, and kill his peers in seconds.

Jiang Zimu: When is it, can you put your old competitiveness aside for a while?

"Dashan, come on, come on, tell me carefully, what kind of photos do you see?"

Hey, worthy of being the pinnacle of China Entertainment and an international superstar, he is meticulous compared to the real thing.

Gao Dashan is a sincere person, nodding his head, he will come with his mouth open.

"Hmm...... What about the shape, the expression, the grinning, the temperament, the nondescript, the whole, um...... It's hard to put into words. ”

Jiao frowned on the side: 嚯~~~ Chinese idiom living dictionary!Remarks: Copy, and recite the full text.

"Huh...... What do you mean by that? ”

Jiang Zimu had a bucket of the whole family with a great value, and all the pounds and two pounds were lifted on the face of the tall mountain, and then he hurriedly spread a whole golden and fatty grilled fish into his bowl: As long as you have a mouth, you horn all day long, and you don't know how to close it when it's stuffed with food?

"Straight male aesthetics! Brother Shan, you are completely straight male aesthetics, okay!"

Jiang Zimu licked his lips, squeezed out a juicer smile to the greatest extent, first sold it to Xiao Lizao, and then twisted his head, and refuted it one by one in a serious manner.

"Regarding the shape, how can it be four ups and eight forks, it's obviously crazy and cool, okay?"

"What about the expression, hehe, although my idol grinning teeth are also full of aura, but the photo I passed on is obviously out of the world and upside down sentient beings. ”

"Also, looking at the entertainment industry, who dares not to admit that my dates are so good in terms of temperament?"

"On the whole, it's definitely clear water out of hibiscus, forehead ......"

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Zimu glanced at Xiao Lizao again.

"Say, you go on. I'll sharpen my knife for a while, and leave my clams alone. ”

"That...... Just, the whole is ...... Subvert imagination, unwilling to be mediocre, unprecedented, bold and avant-garde. ”

Jiang Zimu: Hehe, ballball guys, I really can't make it up.

Gao Dashan: A Defeat in Doubt??!!

"Zimu, listening to you, why do I think that the two of us don't seem to be the same photo?"

Jiang Zimu blinked, and suddenly came to Duan Wu's physical performance. As soon as he raised his hand, he was close to the center of his eyebrows, and he pinched his two fingers, as if he had taken something off.

"Come on, Brother Shan, put it on, put it on and open the clam again. ”

"What? Nothing!"

"Filter! I'll lend it to you for two minutes. ”

The whole table was stunned: Okay, the emperor's fan filter?

Gao Dashan's big hand waved back and forth, and he seemed to be amused by Jiang Zimu's serious funny, hehehaha for two minutes, and then finally took a breath.

"Don't say goodbye, as soon as you put on these glasses, I'm afraid that I will turn black and white upside down and refer to the deer as a horse. ”

Jiang Zimu pouted, "Brother Shan, you made it, you look good, you can really do whatever you want." ”

"Think about it, the little white rabbit and the little fly both wash their faces in the same posture, when have you ever heard someone scold the rabbit for being obscene? Rowan Atkinson and Pierce Brosnan both play 007, why is the former Bean and the latter an idol? Also, they are both the embodiment of wealth, why is the surname Ma a father, and the surname Li is a husband?"

What else can you do because of your face.

Gao Dashan frowned, and suddenly glanced at Xiao Lizao affectionately.

Hey, I finally caught the shortcomings of a jujube with my face, and now it's good...... Versailles Crit.

After all, the ugly photos of emojis are temporary, and this "delusional" face of the gods is the norm.

Wen and Jiao smiled and leaned back together, and when they came to their senses, they finally opened their mouths to pick up the stubble.

"Mu, you just said, did you take a picture of the jujube when you were drunk at your house?"

"Forehead ......"

Jiang Zimu suddenly had a big tongue, carefully swept every face in front of him, brackets, Xiao Li had already forgotten it, and he didn't dare to look at it. After a while, I felt that there was a kind of poison called "looking at pictures and talking in the small theater in the brain", which was spreading wantonly, and there were unusually obvious symptoms of human-to-human transmission.

“Dei！”

Certification!

"Well, ...... that night"

"How the hell did jujube go drunk?"

Jiang Zimu looked at Gu Suixin, who asked the soul question, suspiciously, and smacked his lips, feeling that her trick of asking knowingly was really very unconscionable.

Gu Suixin: No way, as soon as the new year begins, you have to work hard to catch up with KPIs. Whether you can have a cup of daughter-in-law tea depends on this year.

"Forehead ......"

"Just ......"

No matter!

"You can't let him drink tonight anyway! ”

"If you're willing to spend the night dealing with a drunken maniac above you—...... You can break your head with a telephone pole anytime and anywhere, and you can win the game as long as you feel like you can handle it, then just give him wine. ”

So...... Fierce and cute?

Jiang Zimu swallowed his saliva, feeling that the information in his eyes flying in all directions, tsk, his eyes were serious, but the imagination behind them didn't seem to be very reliable.

"Oh, Jiao... Sister Jiao, let me go to the back kitchen to see, aren't there still nasi milk cakes and mango pancakes on the stove?"

After selling his teammates, he ran away, what a red chicken.

Before the people at the table could react, they saw Jiang Zimu running away with a smoke. was about to speak, but found that she suddenly turned back again, holding a marker in her hand, regardless of it, took the unopened beer in front of Xiao Lizao, and worked hard according to the label on it.

"喏~~~"

"You can't understand the Liao language, I have translated the raw materials for this wine for you. ”

"If you really want to drink, read these Chinese characters carefully. ”

Xiao Li was stunned for a moment, and waited for Jiang Zimu's back to disappear around the corner, and then finally came back to his senses, lowered his head, and snorted~~~

What the hell?

"Consume ...... Rat's tail juice?"

Who can drink this?

Xiao Li couldn't help but want to laugh a little: Why did the cat he met have a ghost idea in his belly?