Chapter 84: Weibo Celebrity
Things are not going well today.
I just went out and didn't eat pancakes.
Subsequently, the Bugatti Veyron was robbed.
Then, he had a fight with Long Mei.
Tightly, he was given a one-star bad review by the bear child, and he was also despised.
Wang was very depressed at the beginning.
After driving the Bugatti Veyron some distance.
There was an abrupt stop.
He was wondering if he should continue delivering food today.
If you encounter all kinds of problems again, what can you do?
Turn on your phone.
Tap on the calendar.
Today.
Yi: Burial, sacrifice, medical treatment!
Don't: Marry, travel, open the market!
Really.
The calendar is clearly written.
I can't help but believe what my ancestors have handed down!
Going out without looking at the calendar is the consequence!
I'm sighing.
Suddenly.
Weibo rang.
Someone Aite himself.
Since that day's comment, Wang Zhichu has never looked at Weibo again.
Click on it today to take a look.
That's three million more fans.
Wang Zhichu remembered that he only had more than 300 fans.
I didn't expect it to rise so fast.
It seems that the operation that day did cause quite a stir!
These days, netizens on Weibo are waiting for Wang Zhichu to go online.
Expect him to leave a comment again.
There is no need to ban bloggers.
Just pay attention to the comments.
In the past few days without the king's initial divine commentary, they have had a boring life.
Lost a lot of fun!
Although Wang Chuchu's divine comment a few days ago is still on the hot search, it is no longer as funny as before.
They are all looking forward to a new divine commentary!
Today, a netizen saw a problem, and he had the courage to go to the beginning of the king.
I hope that Wang Zhichu can show his style again.
The question is simple.
The blogger should be a shy little boy.
Asked [The first time I fell in love, which big guy told me how to make girls lose their resistance to themselves instantly. 】
There are quite a few people who leave a message below.
One by one, they are comparable to love saints.
[Simple and rude, hug her directly.] 】
[It's very simple, look at each other, and look at her shy. 】
[Biting her ears, girls' ears are very sensitive.] 】
[I went to South Korea and made myself into a little fresh meat, and now many girls have no resistance to little fresh meat. 】
[A group of hypocritical men, buddy, listen to me, drug me directly, it doesn't work, you come to beat me, I live in room 3 of the mental hospital. 】
......
......
Wang Chuchu shook his head helplessly at these comments.
Too times!
These answers are too many times!
The king didn't think much about it at the beginning.
Start replying.
Just finished replying.
Less than three minutes.
Wang Zhizhi saw that his comment was topped first.
The blogger happened to be scrolling through Weibo.
Look at it with great interest.
As a result, the face turned green directly.
I don't know whether to cry or laugh.
Wang Chuchu's comment is like this.
[If you want to make a girl lose her resistance, it's actually very simple.
First, take the back of the brick and shoot it on the back of the head.
Second, choke her by the neck.
Third, if conditions permit, drive the car towards her.
Not to mention a girlfriend, even a cow will lose its resistance.
Remember, these three points must be done quickly and accurately, otherwise you will lose your resistance. 】
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[, talent!]
[I have done what you said, and now I am lying in the hospital, and if I have a conscience, come to the hospital to see me. 】
[This name is a little familiar, hey, hey, isn't this a takeaway brother?]
[The takeaway brother is finally online, wow Ka Ka, come and watch!]
......
A comment.
instantly detonated the entire Weibo.
Some people even began to ask their friends to hurry online.
More and more people came to watch.
As the number of people gathered gradually increased.
even went directly to the hot search.
An ordinary takeaway brother only posted one comment, and he competed with those big stars for hot searches.
Wang Chuchu's fans are also climbing exponentially.
Netizens are waiting.
Waiting to see if this blogger will be banned.
But ten minutes passed.
The blogger's account is still there.
Finally, someone was bold.
began to take the initiative to leave a message under Wang Zhichu's Weibo to ask questions, hoping to get a reply.
[Big brother, I want to get a foreskin, do you have any good hospital recommendations?]
[How much money there is, is what the price of the hospital.] 】
[I'm still a student and I don't have any money. 】
[Then do it yourself, play the tradition of old craftsmen, as long as your hand speed is fast enough, you can rub the skin off.]
If you can't rub it off, it's because your hands aren't strong enough.
If it really doesn't work, just add some boiling water and rub it again!]
Another divine comment.
The person asking the question was a bit devastated.
But I wasn't unhappy.
On the contrary, I was a little excited.
He originally asked a question tentatively, and he wanted to see Wang Chuchu's reply, so he went from it.
Now he is replied by Wang Chuchu, which is exactly what he wants.
As for other netizens.
I couldn't laugh for myself.
[I'm in the toilet so specially, I'm worried about it, and I'm laughing straight away!]
[Laugh at me, I bet this one has to be popular on the Internet again.] 】
[Deyun Club needs you!]
[You must go to this year's Spring Festival Gala, otherwise I won't watch it!]
[The opening is a joke, buddy, do you want to consider going to the talk show conference?]
......
More and more people are commenting.
More and more people are leaving messages.
More and more people are asking questions.
At the beginning of the king, he couldn't see it.
Randomly rummaged through another one.
[That guy was really interesting just now, why did he want to cut the skin of Bao?
This question.
It's profound.
It's like someone asking you why you have a head and why you have two eyes.
Can't answer.
At most, I can only reply with one sentence: Lao Tzu's mother gave birth, what do you want?
Really.
A lot of people don't know about this issue.
Some even go straight to Baidu.
to reply to this question.
[This is the same as your eyelids, which plays a protective role.] 】
[Cut an egg, anyway, Lao Tzu has never cut it. 】
[Your mother gave birth to you, but you cut it off, you are a great rebellion and unfilial piety!]
......
Someone is seriously replying.
There are also people who refute it.
They think that it was given by their parents and could not be cut.
This question was not difficult at the beginning of the king.
It didn't take long for the answer to be typed down.
[Pi thought you could grow so long, but you can't grow it, it's too inferior, so you can only cut off the excess!]
【66666!!!】
[My God, the doubts that have been buried in my heart for many years have finally been solved. 】
[This is too showy, the show is overturned!]
[Fortunately, I didn't cut it, it seems that I have grown to its ideal length.] 】
The comment section boiled again.
Comments are increasing every second at a rate that is visible to the naked eye.
Even some celebrities secretly came to watch with trumpets.
Not for anything else.
Just to have fun.
And Wang Chuchu's fans are also growing rapidly.
It's only been for a moment.
Soared straight to five million!
And, it's still rising!