Chapter 83: Rectify the Bear Child
"Hello, your takeaway has arrived!"
Wang Zhizhi had just finished speaking.
Click!
The door opened.
Out came a little boy of thirteen or fourteen.
"Give me takeout. ”
The little boy spread his hands.
Take the takeaway.
"Wait, little brother, can you do me a favor?"
"You say!"
"You come in first. ”
The little boy invited Wang Zhichu into the room.
In the room.
No one.
Empty.
"You sit here, wait a minute. ”
The little boy pulled Wang Zhichu to the sofa.
After speaking.
Ran away.
After a while, he came with a large pile of textbooks.
"Little brother, can you help me with my homework?"
“......”
Wang Chuchu's face was full of black lines.
"You help me make this page, and I'll give you a five-star review." ”
The little boy spreads out one of the pages.
in front of the king.
I'm busy.
Leave the takeout in the fridge.
Wang Zhichu saw a lot of takeaway in the refrigerator with his spare eyes.
It seems that this little boy has asked many takeaway guys to do their homework for themselves in this way!
"I'll try!"
For five star reviews.
Wang was ready to give it a try.
Pick up the textbook.
I watched it with great interest.
I am a top student, and the questions in junior high school can be difficult.
Wang Zhichu is very confident.
Can......
Question 1.
Lao Wang raised chickens and rabbits together, with three heads and four feet.
Q: What is Lao Wang's surname?
"What's the problem?"
Wang Zhichu complained.
Write down your answers with ease.
Question 2.
There is a family with two children, one of whom is a boy, and the probability that the other is also a boy?
"What the hell knows?"
The king began to crumble at the beginning.
Question 3.
In World War II, how many troops did the United States send and how much did it lose?
The king was more and more broken at the beginning.
What the hell is this math problem?
Are you sure you don't digress?
Stepping on a horse, even the president of the United States may not know this, okay?
Which expert is this question?
No.
Skip!
Question 4.
Which planet in the universe has aliens?
I'm special!
What a problem!
Can't you have some problems on earth?
Could it be that the teacher is still going to the alien to give a lesson to the aliens?
No.
Keep skipping.
Question 5.
"Avengers 4" set a box office record, so what is the curvature of Captain America's hips?
Please explain!
I'll dismiss your uncle!
I'm going to slap Captain America's buttocks flat, and there's no curvature at all!
Seeing the fifth question, Wang Zhizhi was already a little desperate.
Take a deep breath.
Go on.
Question 6......
Question 7......
Question 8......
Yes!
The trigeminal nerve hurts!
Except for the first question, Wang Chuchu couldn't do any of the rest.
"I don't want five-star praise, goodbye!"
At the beginning of the king, he left without looking back.
Secretly glad that he was born a few years earlier.
Otherwise, I won't even be able to graduate from junior high school!
Just walked downstairs.
I received a one-star negative review from the little boy.
There are also comments.
[The little brother of takeaway is so stupid, he can't even do junior high school questions, no wonder he can only deliver takeaway!]
I'm special!
Despised by a child!
Today is a sad day.
From going out to now, it has not been smooth!
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the delivery of the order, and getting a one-star negative review, rewarding a building on the business street!"
Although he was rewarded, Wang Zhichu was still unhappy.
He's going to fix this kid!
It's understandable to give a bad review, but you despise Lao Tzu, that's your fault!
Wang Zhichu drove to the nearest bookstore first.
I bought all the exam questions in the bookstore.
That's as tall as a six- or seven-year-old!
Then, go back the way you came.
Then, wait patiently where you are.
Keep your eyes glued to passers-by coming and going.
Soon.
I noticed a man who looked a little like a little boy.
"Hello, are you the parent of a child in room 608 upstairs?"
"It's me, I don't know if you're it?"
The man saw the Bugatti Veyron behind Wang Zhichu at a glance.
So you're welcome.
"I sent the test papers for free. ”
"Send the test papers?"
"Yes, I gave these test papers to your child for free. ”
Looking at the one-person tall test paper.
The man's mouth opened wide.
"That's too much, isn't it?"
"Do you want your son to become rich overnight? Do you want him to become famous? Do you want him to have assets of more than 100 million? Do you want him to drive a Bugatti Veyron in the future? Do you want him to use money to light cigarettes? Do you want to be happy with him when he is old?
Then, choose these papers.
As long as you finish these test papers, you can become extremely smart, you can get into a good high school, a good university, and you can become a big boss of the company after graduating from college.
Trust me, that's right!"
At the beginning of the king's words, there were one set of words.
Quite the style of a pyramid scheme boss.
He also patted his chest and added: "Look at me, I just didn't study well before, and my academic performance was the bottom of the class."
Later, I was instructed by a master, completed these test papers, and immediately took the first place in the class the next day.
Not only that, but I now have this Bugatti Veyron that is almost 300 million. ”
"Really?"
The man was stunned for a moment.
"Of course it's true! I swear to my ex-girlfriends that if I lie, they will go to the toilet in the future, buy cans without pulling rings, buy milk tea without straws, eat watermelon with watermelon seeds, always be cut in line, and never get on the bus!"
At the beginning of the king's vows.
He also grabbed the man's hand and leaned to the front of the car.
"If you don't believe me, you can touch it and see if it's true?"
Where have men ever seen such a luxury car in his life.
Not to mention touching it.
Excited hands were shaking.
Just touched it.
If you rub it, it will bounce away.
"Don't say anything, I want these test papers!"
The man picked up the test paper.
"Can these last night really be developed?"
"Of course, but he must do it himself and solve all the problems himself!"
Wang Zhichu also reminded: "If you want him to be developed, just sit next to him and watch him do it."
If he can't do it, then just hit it with his hands and fight a few more times.
It's all pretended by him, I can untie it, and I'm sure he can too!"
"Okay!"
The man bared his teeth happily.
It seems that I feel a little uncomfortable.
He also took out a few pieces of RMB from his pocket.
"I can't take your rolls for nothing, I don't know how much it is, so much on me, all for you!"
"You're welcome!"
Wang Zhichu took the renminbi.
My heart blossomed.
Earned!
Men gave twice as much!
"Thank you!
The man also thanked him vigorously.
The little boy almost finished his homework by asking the takeaway boy to do the problem.
I'm chattering at home.
After seeing my dad come back with a one-person-high test paper.
The little face suddenly turned green.
From then on, his hell came.
I have to do the questions under the watchful eye of my father every day, and if I can't do it, I will inevitably be beaten up.
To deal with this kind of bear child, you have to let him do a bunch of test papers to let him know the sinister nature of society.
If it weren't for the limited time, Wang Zhizhi would have to find tons of test papers!