"Don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil!"

Jiang Zimu swallowed his saliva unconsciously, put his hand to his chest, and said something in his mouth.

"Lazy and indulgent yourself, self-discipline and invincible. ”

"Don't let animal instincts manipulate your body!"

"Dear, you are an internationally renowned idol, you have to pay attention to your image at all times!"

"Well, don't say this kind of tiger and wolf words in the future!

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu stiffened up with a carp, and then turned over from the back of the sofa, and the whole action was watching, flowing smoothly, and instantaneous explosive power, even Bolt couldn't reach it.

As soon as he escaped from the sofa, Jiang Zimu immediately ran to the hanger in the corner of the living room, and after a long time of panicking, he finally found a small spray bottle from the pocket of his small coat.

"Hmph, a bottle in hand, I have it in the world. ”

Jiang Zimu grinded his back molars, and said in his heart that you Xiao Li must not engage in any out-of-the-ordinary tricks, otherwise, the old lady will not care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and directly serve you with this homemade anti-wolf spray!

"Jiangzi Wood Brand Anti-Wolf Spray", through Miss Jiang's skillful hands, through the invincible ratio, integrates "wind oil essence", "medical 75% alcohol", "devil BT pepper essence", three essences in one, invincible in the world. The well-known "Flower Destroying Hot Hand" of North American Little Black Book, and the Internet celebrity "Tracking Maniac" of Aocun Kuaijiao APP, jointly recommended, sell 100 million bottles a day, who knows who uses it, and wants to be blind by yourself!

Yes~~~

Jiang Zimu turned around and faced Xiao Lizao, watching him staggering closer and closer, his eyes rolled, and he adjusted the direction of the nozzle without hesitation, and put his finger against the nozzle.

"I ...... You...... Don't be afraid...... I didn't think about it...... Hurt your ......"

Xiao Li hiccuped, stopped at his feet, frowned, and blinked with extremely slow movements.

"I ...... Not drunk...... I am...... Well... I'm not...... That kind of person ......."

"I just want to ...... Hug... You ......"

"Cold ......"

Xiao Lizao's voice was aggrieved and aggrieved, with a little childish sadness.

"Body...... Chills!"

Jiang Zimu: Hehe, what about you being a three-year-old child? I won't let my guard down! Of course, after all the phone calls from the anti-pornography special team, the old lady will not admit that she just thought about it!

"I ...... I...... It's really cold!"

Jiang Zimu knocked on his skull fiercely, there was a nameless fire in his heart, he didn't even think about it, he directly lifted the anti-wolf spray, and was about to press it, but he saw Xiao Li take the first step, like a steel plate straight on the ground, completing the first kiss with the ground.

WTF？？？

Excuse me, excuse me, or I'm too young and ignorant.

Jiang Zimu froze in place, smacking his lips, and didn't slow down for a long time. Taking a step forward, I squatted down and checked the snort of Cha Xiao's big idol, and heard the heavy breath humming like a puppy, of course, what is even more correct, is the cold hair that can be seen standing up by the naked eye, ouch, I really feel cold?

C8, does the old lady really need a box of decontamination powder to brainwash and brainwash?

Jiang Zimu shook his head, got up and looked at Xiao Lizao's environmental protection bag first.

"I didn't control it, I slept for a while, how much did this bear child drink?"

Waiting to count the number of empty wine jars, Jiang Zimu crossed his waist: Clams, iron juice, play with me? Really two cans can't get drunk like this?

Back then, in foreign countries, the old lady could add a dozen Tequila after two cups of Long Island iced tea, and after drinking, she bet with the sisters in the bar to go straight and win five in a row.

Cut~~~ I really don't know if I should call you a brother, or reluctantly let you call me a sister.

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips and looked at the international superstar lying on the ground with disgust.

"This guy is really ......"

Jiang Zimu's mind turned, and he decided to take out the winter quilt in advance, and then take the latex mattress that had been idle for N years, and set up a temporary accommodation spot for Xiao Li in the living room.

The reason why I want to do this is because I heard Xiao Lizao complain a few words in the family group before, saying that in order to protect the interpreter's arm muscle strain at Yinpu Airport, think about the concert schedule that flew around later, and the dance moves with a lot of exercise, no matter what, Jiang Zimu didn't want the cold and humidity on his floor to make this scarred arm worse.

While thinking, Jiang Zimu went to the utility room.

After staying for less than ten minutes, when I came out, something strange happened: the man who was dizzy like a dead dog disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

Jiang Zimu held the huge mattress in his hands, blinked, and looked at the time: Well, one o'clock in the morning. At this time, it is indeed time for some time rifts, hellish spirits, and other appropriate links.

Jiang Zimu tilted his head calmly, first put the mattress in the open place, clapped his hands, and with the broad mind of the changer, he instantly accepted the terrifying reality that such a big man said no.

After all, what else can be done at night to be terrible about hair loss caused by staying up late?

Gotta find someone.

Jiang Zimu ran from the living room to the guest room, entered the master bedroom from the guest room, looked at the master bedroom bathroom, turned around and went to the independent bathroom outside, looked for the study, found the kitchen, and found the balcony, and finally found that his cloakroom door was not closed.

"Xiao Lizao?"

"You're in there?"

It's so good to hide, the old lady is in her own home, and she almost uses the navigator.

Jiang Zimu was still careful, clenched the anti-wolf spray in one hand, picked up a baseball bat in the other, looked at the signature of the great god on it, and instantly his heart brightened, and his body was full of strength.

He kicked open the door and retreated to the edge of the doorway wall with lightning speed.

After waiting cautiously for half a minute, Jiang Zimu flashed again, and when he saw the scene in front of him, his whole body was shocked, and his SAN value went crazy.

I'm in a big rub!

Brother dei, what are you doing?

I saw that Xiao Da Idol, who was originally sleepy, was now facing the door, kneeling on the ground, grabbing the chubby pig-nosed snake energetically, with a kind old father's smile.

Jiang Zimu: Hehe, now, I really don't doubt the authenticity of your old drunkenness at all. In ancient times, there were three bowls of Wu Song, but the post went up the mountain to fight the tiger, and now there are two cans of idols who don't go home to catch snakes, and they are criticized horizontally - Xiao Lizao is a bad color!

"Xiao Lizao!"

"You take the old lady's baby name and put it aside!"

"Did you hear that?"

"Put it down!"

These words, I don't know if Xiao Da Idol has entered his ears, anyway, just looking at the indifferent smile, Jiang Zimu said that it is a very simple and dialectical philosophy of life that can be used to try not to BB.

"Loose ...... You let go of the old lady!"

Jiang Zimu had a cold face, his upper lip was stretched in a straight line, he stood the baseball bat in the corner, took a few steps inside, and raised his hand to pump it on Xiao Lizao's arm.

"Put it down!"

"Hey...... Hey hey ......"

Even after being beaten, Xiao Da Idol still laughed heartlessly.

"Friend...... Look! I'm new ...... New friend...... Target... Friends ......"

As soon as the words fell, he grabbed the name and handed it to Jiang Zimu under his nose like a treasure.

The snake was stunned: Lord Yin, who is this fool? It's so scary, no, I'm scared.

"Give-me-loose-hand!!"

Jiang Zimu looked at his pet's big cartoon eyes full of doubts, sighed, grabbed the snake's tail directly, and grabbed Xiao Lizao's finger with his other hand, breaking it one by one.

"No...... Don't give ...... My friend ......"

Xiao Lizao also began to exert his strength. Frightened, Jiang Zimu hurriedly released the snake's tail, for fear that if he was not careful, his cute and beloved giant pig's nose would snap in half.

"Ouch, what the hell do you want to do???

Xiao Da Idol was howled by Jiang Zimu's voice, his shoulders shook, and he held back a string of hiccups.

"Friend...... Want...... Let's play ......"

In the next five minutes, Xiao Da Idol played with a snake and kissed and hugged him high, and then did his best to spread a fat giant pig's nose on the ground and roll it into a noodle.

Seeing his baby under Xiao Lizao's claws, several times and three times in a ball, with his belly open and mouth open, spitting out letters and smelling, strong and pretending to be dead for a century, Jiang Zimu was distressed and annoyed, took a long breath, and paused word by word, "Dear, did you hear what my snake said?"

"Huh? hahaha...... Friends ......"

"It says - don't suffer Lao Tzu, let Lao Tzu die!"

After saying a word, Jiang Zimu took advantage of Xiao Lizao's distraction, went around to the side, and saw that as soon as his hand left his pet, he immediately raised his foot, and with a bang, kicked Xiao Lizao's back.

Bang!

Xiao Da Idol threw himself on the floor again without resistance, achieving the second achievement of kissing the earth.

"Ouch, baby, baby. ”

"Poor ......"

Jiang Zimu said as he pounced directly on the actor who pretended to be dead, the pig-nosed snake, held it in his hand and stroked it, and hurriedly sent it back to the nest.

"Xiao Lizao, you are a king and a lamb!"

"There are three long and two short in the famous catch, and the old lady will cut off your head and sacrifice to the snake god!"

At this time, Xiao Lizao didn't know if he broke his head or was corroded by alcohol, but instead of getting up from the floor, he honestly straightened up, put his arms to the sides of his body, and his feet were hard, like a huge ancient worm, and slowly began to inspect the entire cloakroom.

it!

What the hell is this a "snake spirit disease"!

"Are you still finished?"

Jiang Zimu bit his lower lip and watched Xiao Lizao give up walking upright, just like the strip-shaped "artificial intellectual disability sweeper", up and down, from left to right, vowing to protect the neatness and brightness of the cloakroom floor.

"La~~~Lala~~~Lala~~~"

While crawling, Xiao Da Idol also soundtracked his actions. Although I didn't understand a single word of the lyrics, even if it was already this time, Jiang Zimu still had to admit: Ya, it's really God's food. Sing casually when you're drunk, it's all so good.

Originally, I thought that if Mr. Xiao could honestly wipe the floor here all night, then he would give his wine a score of 60 and barely make up a passing grade. Who can know that since his debut, no matter how much he meets the father of the gold owner, he is unmoved, and Xiao Da Idol, who insists on "whatever wine you have, Lao Tzu only takes a sip", tonight in order to confess, he risked his life to listen to the beer twice.

How did the positive energy idol with strict self-discipline become a sand sculpture fool with no lower limit as soon as he arrived in front of Jiang Zimu?

Confused!

Mr. Xiao, who was drunk like this bear for the first time, used his creative and infinite demon strength to vividly teach Jiang Zimu, a primary school student, a lesson.

"Forehead ......"

Xiao Li had been crawling for almost ten minutes, and he didn't know what was wrong, when he suddenly stopped moving in front of one of the compartments in the wardrobe.

"Ah, Xiao Lizao?"

Jiang Zimu held his fingers on his eyelids, which could not stop falling, and the radar suddenly detected an abnormality, and his spirit couldn't help but be shocked.

"What are you going to do?"

"Forehead ......"

"Uh...... Whew......"

Snoring~~~Puff~~~coughcough~~~

"Hmm...... Unfold...... Comfortable......"

Jiang Zimu's nostrils opened wider than his eyeballs, and he tilted his head to his shoulders extremely slowly, and raised his finger to point to the wardrobe, "Xiao...... Xiao Li ...... early"

"You... You're ...... I threw up on my favorite dress?!?!"

Jiang Zimu controlled his left hand with the remaining reason, pressed it on his trembling right hand, and symbolically patted it, lowering his head, "No, no, no! He's drunk! He really didn't mean to!"

"There are a lot of adults, so let's spare his life!"

"I'm !!"

"Really drunk, fake drunk?"

"Why is it so coincidental that so many sets of clothes don't vomit, and you pick up the best robe with the highest appearance rate at the old lady's drinking party?"

"Huh?"

"Xiao Lizao, you break with me!"

"Speak!"

Jiang Zimu rushed forward with an arrow step, and directly put his claws on Xiao Lizao's neck.

"Hey...... Hey hey ......"

Xiao Lizao raised his upper body, finally opened his eyes a little wider, raised his hand to wipe his mouth with his sleeve, and raised his face, "You...... You are...... Who......"

Every muscle on Jiang Zimu's face was beating at an accelerated pace, the corners of his mouth trembled, and the smile was really ugly.

"I-a-wood-get-feeling-feeling-dripping-killing-person-machine-device!"

Well, in the next second, the old lady went down naked and took off your girl's head directly!

"Hey...... Hey hey ......"

Looking at Xiao Da Idol's ignorant and fearless fool smiling, Jiang Zimu didn't know whether he was bewitched by that overly good-looking face, or whether he used his surviving brain to successfully search for criminal law knowledge, sighed, reason still prevailed over emotion.

"Calm down!

"It's not worth it, it's not, it's not necessary!"

"Murder is against the law, people are against the law, crime is against the law, law is ...... FXXX THE SHIT~~~”

Beep~Beep~Beep~~~