"The old lady really doesn't believe in this evil!"

Jiang Zimu didn't dare to continue to work hard, but he was really unforgiving. crackled and said more than a dozen sentences, but before he could reflect half of the strength of "Zu Anwen Qu Xing", he was persuaded to retire by Xiao Lizao's action.

"Uh...... ...... vomit"

Seeing Xiao Da idol's mouth, Jiang Zimu reflexively rolled to the side, rolled his eyes, leaned over and raised Xiao Lizao's paws, and covered his mouth tightly.

"Don't, big brother, I'm begging you! bear with me, I'll go find something for you!"

"Don't spit on me again!"

"Hold back!"

"Hold on!

Jiang Zimu got up in a hurry, ran out a few steps, turned his head and came back, hid his pig-nosed snake in a hidden corner, and then threw Xiao Lizao with the sentence "fightling", and ran away without a trace.

When he returned to the cloakroom with a huge plastic bucket from the utility room, Jiang Zimu found that Xiao Da Aidou had disappeared again, and there was an extra stall on the floor of the cloakroom...... emmmmm......

"My ...... Meow"

"I don't want to eat pasta for half a year!"

Jiang Zimu's grief has been poked directly into his bones from the outside in. With his head down, he blew his bangs upwards with his lips around, and his eyes blinked, but he smiled.

"Xiao Lizao, you are a bitch, don't appear in the sight of the old lady again, otherwise, the old lady will let you know the combat strength of the 'Russian martial champion'!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Zimu clicked, and his hand carrying the bucket tightened coldly.

Slowly exited from the cloakroom, searched in the order of the living room, guest room, master bedroom, and finally, Xiao Baobao, who was curled up on his knees, from the corner of the kitchen counter.

"Which one is this?"

"Hide and seek?"

"Hey...... Happy ......"

Xiao Lizao clapped his hands stupidly, his mouth opened, and he seemed to be about to vomit again.

"Bear with it!"

Seeing this, Jiang Zimu directly put the gloves of the plastic bucket on Xiao Da idol's neck, and then pressed Xiao Lizao's head into the bucket, "If you want to vomit, just vomit inside." Let me see more vomit on the floor, and the old lady will directly use you as a vacuum cleaner!"

"Ouch, I'm so!"

As soon as he thought of being played by the drunken Xiao Lizao, Jiang Zimu felt that his seven orifices were smoking, and his eyebrows were about to be burned one by one.

"Why did the old lady put up such an ancestor as you!"

While spitting up, Jiang Zimu opened the refrigerator, picked and picked up, and took a box of yogurt, wanting to reduce the liver fire.

"Hmm...... Hot...... Hot ......"

Before Jiang Zimu could close the refrigerator door, Xiao Li, who was sitting on the side, had already rushed over with a bang. With a bucket around his neck, his arms and a head were strong enough to break through the obstacles and reach into the refrigerator.

"What's the matter!you!want!!???"

Jiang Zimu threw the yogurt on the table, grabbed Xiao Lizao's clothes and wanted to pull it out.

"Xiao Lizao, I warn you very solemnly - if you dare to spray a spit star in my refrigerator, I will knock off your front teeth and grind them into powder for you to drink with water, believe it or not!"

"Uh...... Hot...... It's so hot......"

"Huh?"

Jiang Zimu's ears moved, and this time he finally heard Xiao Lizao's stumbling complaints, and said in his heart that it was not right, he was just calling it cold, and now he keeps saying that it is hot, are you afraid that this is not an individual case of alcohol allergy, right?

"Oh, yes, yes. You take your head out first. ”

Jiang Zimu changed to the warm route, patted the back again, and gave Xiao Li early shunmao, so that he could talk about it, and finally coaxed people aside.

"Well, this miniature ice pack, you take it first. ”

Jiang Zimu took the bucket off Xiao Lizao's neck and stuffed the wrapped Xiaoice bag into Xiao Da Aidou's arms. Then, he soaked a glass of warm honey water non-stop, "Good, drink this." ”

"Hmm~~~"

Xiao Li took two sips of it, but he didn't know if he choked too quickly, or if his stomach began to turn over again, and with a "whoosh" sound, he vomited again.

Fortunately, the bucket was not taken in vain.

Jiang Zimu patted Xiao Lizao on the back again, added some warm water, stirred it, and handed the cup over.

"Drink some more, don't get dehydrated. ”

"Slow down, take one sip at a time. ”

Xiao Lizao squatted on the ground, as if he had lost his soul, his deer's eyes were shining, and he stared at Jiang Zimu in a daze.

"Let you drink water!"

Look at a P, look.

Seeing that Xiao Li hadn't reacted for a long time, Jiang Zimu bit his lower lip, endured the humiliation, and forced out an embarrassing smile, with a trilling voice in his words.

"Dear, drink...... Drink water, good ~~~"

Xiao Lizao looked down at the water cup that Jiang Zimu handed to his mouth, snorted softly and glutinously, and finally took a sip reluctantly.

Yes, yes, even if he is drunk like this, Xiao Da Aidou's virtue of eating soft and not eating hard has not changed at all.

"Good, take another sip~~~"

Suck ~~~ Suck ~~~

Jiang Zimu smiled with the relief of an old mother, and just wanted to open his mouth to praise one more "good", but only made a "quack" sound, and with a bang, the person was suddenly pushed out by Xiao Da idol, and he fell directly without saying anything, and the hand holding the water cup shook, and most of the cup of honey water splashed Jiang Zimu on his neck and face.

"Poof~~~"

Jiang Zimu let out a long sigh, stood up weakly on the dining table, put the water cup lightly, and watched Xiao Da Idol soar through the clouds, and ran out of the kitchen with long legs.

"Huh...... Hehe......"

I wiped my face with the palm of my hand, and the honey mixed with tears and snot was stained on my hand, and I felt that webbing could grow between my five fingers in the next second. Jiang Zimu's eyes closed, and he had a hunch that as long as he survived tonight, he would definitely sit on the ground and ascend to immortality.

Well, be strong to save yourself, survive with a smile, live with a smile, and there will be a new blow tomorrow!

A minute later, Jiang Zimu, who hadn't cheered himself up, was suddenly frightened out of his body by the super sound effect of the lightsaber, his mouth opened, and before he had time to think about it, he had already run out of the kitchen in three steps and two steps to find out.

As expected: Xiao Da Idol entered Jiang Zimu's bedroom and took out the installed lightsaber collection from a hidden corner. Left swing, right split, some words in the mouth, especially when he heard the sound of waving and saw the hilt of the sword collide and change color, Xiao Da Aidou's whole person looked crazy...... Uh, no, it's even crazier, going around the room, screaming.

Jiang Zimu: Hehe, it's a brother, I'll cut you! The old lady now understands the essence of this advertising slogan.

"Shh~~~shhh~~~"

"Don't howl, don't howl!"

"No, don't really cut it! it's going to break!"

"No, my mother's tens of thousands of V V Starkiller ah~ah~~ah~~~"

The next five minutes.

After chasing Xiao Li several times to no avail, Jiang Zimu finally recognized the reality, and while sitting on the sofa humming and panting, he watched Mr. Xiao blossom on the spot, and slammed the wall with his lightsaber again and again.

"Huh. ”

"Eighty, eighty, eighty......"

Counting Ji Jiangzi, he slapped his hands indifferently, and said in his heart Xiao Lizao, if you are really bored in the entertainment industry, take the team to decorate. Eighty sledgehammers and forty small hammers, you can earn a lot of money a day with your old physical strength.

Spit badly, Jiang Zimu pouted, and waved goodbye with teary eyes: Debt, Jedi, Kiss Bye, Star Slayer, farewell, Star Wars!

Ten minutes later.

Xiao Da Idol was dragged into the bathroom by Jiang Zimu.

Pointing to the toilet, Jiang Zimu covered his eyes with his hands, and shouted with his back to Xiao Lizao, "Hurry up!"

"Eh~~~"

As soon as he exited the door, Jiang Zimu was already blushing, standing with his mouth pursed, taking out his mobile phone and counting, from the time Xiao Li started to get drunk and crazy until now, he had tried to make more than fifty calls to Gu Suixin, without exception, no one responded.

Jiang Zimu slowly closed his eyes, and for a moment, he felt that the whole world was suddenly quiet, followed by a burst of tinnitus buzzing in one ear.

"God, I think I'm going to die suddenly. ”

His eyes were just beginning to moisten, and he was about to squeeze out some unassailable tears when he heard a loud bang in the bathroom.

"You bastard, you bastard, don't give me any respite!"

Muttering, Jiang Zimu subconsciously raised his hand and covered his eyes again, pushed the door, and looked through his fingers to find the source of the loud noise just now.

The first thing that jumped into the field of vision was Xiao Da idol, who had a detached face, lying on the toilet lid and parallel to the ground.

Hehe, I'm afraid, the toilet is going to be replaced.

Call~

After thinking about it, Jiang Zimu still took a breath: Yes, at least the pants are lifted.

As soon as I put away my hand to cover my eyes, I immediately saw pieces of toilet paper scattered almost everywhere.

WTF！！！

Forehead drop old swan! Is this an inappropriate Erha tearing home scene?

Can anyone tell me why dogs and men like toilet paper so much!

"Are you a dog? Huh? Did you learn this ability to tear up your family from your family's demolition team?"

"Speak!"

Jiang Zimu really couldn't hold back the anger in his heart, so he rushed up and slapped Xiao Lizao on the waist.

"What, what are you doing now?"

At this time, Xiao Da Idol propped his abdomen on the toilet lid, straightened his arms and raised his legs, and the whole person was combined with the toilet, which was a capital "T".

“Super...... Superman...... Yo roar roar~~~"

"Flying ......"

"Hehe, fly?" Jiang Zimu licked his dry lips, "Is it okay for the old lady to blow you up into the sky with a bazooka?"

"Get up!"

Jiang Zimu exerted his strength, leaned his foot against the edge of the toilet, and grabbed Xiao Lizao's arm with both hands, "After the little solution, I will go to the old lady!"

With a bang, Mr. Xiao was pulled straight to the ground.

"Hmm...... Woo woo woo ~ ~~ "

"Pain...... It hurts!"

Xiao Li got up slowly, his face wrinkled, his mouth pouted, grabbed Jiang Zimu's arm, and shook back and forth like a little doll.

"Oops......

Jiang Zimu lowered his head slightly, only to find that Xiao Da Idol's jeans were just hastily pulled to his waist, with zippers or something, wide open.

"Damn!

Jiang Zimu swallowed his saliva, twisted his face to the side in disgust, let Xiao Lizao hold him with one hand, and cautiously leaned forward with the other hand, but he couldn't touch his body, and he had to make sure that he could grab the zipper pull, dodge, hesitate for a while, and finally help him close the front door.

"Release!"

Jiang Zimu shook off Xiao Lizao's claws, lowered his head, joined forces with his two hands, and tied the buttons on the zipper. was about to turn around and walk out the door, but was pulled by Xiao Lizao again, and when he turned around, he saw this guy pinching a small piece of toilet paper that he didn't know where to touch, and stuffed it into Jiang Zimu's palm affectionately.

"Give ......"

"Here you go...... Cloud ......"

If you do yellow, you will do it wholeheartedly, and what little fresh elements will you add?

"I'm so ......" Jiang Zimu couldn't even say dirty words clearly, left, right, right, looking around, not to mention, surrounded by piles of "toilet paper clouds", lying on the toilet and pretending to be Superman, it was really logical and self-consistent.

The main purpose of Xiao Da Idol's visit to my house tonight is to conduct this turn-based sand sculpture competition, right?

What else can I say?

Jiang Zimu almost cried with joy, and dipped the small piece of toilet paper in hot tears.

"Pet medical expenses, laundry dry cleaning fees, floor cleaning and maintenance fees, disinfection fees, genuine VV lightsaber fees, daily necessities purchase costs, home improvement costs, mental damage expenses, overtime expenses, night shift subsidies, ......etc.

"Everything that can be solved with money is nothing. ”

"Right, Daddy?"