Xiao Lizao laughed dryly, and his paws were ready to move again, but before he could get close to Jiang Zimu's brain, he retreated again with a weak heart, pursed his lips, and crossed his waist stupidly with his two hands.

"I don't know, now that Gu's mother and Dashan have begun to look for us all over the world. ”

Jiang Zimu sighed, his eyelids drooped uncontrollably, his long eyelashes trembled slightly, and he spoke lazily.

"Tonight's stall is not a good time to mobilize the masses of the people in this sea and carry out a search for a three-foot carpet. ”

In terms of the happiness index of the residents of Lang Province, the phrase "there must be a brave man under the heavy reward" is untenable.

Even if the case is reported, what about the evidence? No matter how confused Eton and Mei are, just saying that he and Xiao Lizao, two adults in their twenties, have only disappeared for a few hours, and if they really want to talk about it, I'm afraid that the first reaction of others is to secretly date or something, right?

Chinese New Year's Eve, two people, scattered stars at night, flowers and insects, counting three two and one together into the New Year, I am afraid that it is not the peerless romance that many people miss in their hearts?

Ah~~~ phew!

Jiang Zimu tried to open his eyes, but as soon as he saw the fire light in his eyes, his brain buzzed, sighed, and reluctantly followed, "I just hope that Sister Gu can hold Eton, don't let that old boy go." ”

"He's going back to China?"

"Hmm. I heard Mae mention it today, she and Eaton are both red-eyed flights in the early morning. ”

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu snorted in his nostrils, and he laughed first.

"No wonder the two of them are in such a hurry, I'm afraid they are ready to slip away. ”

"That's not going to happen!"

Xiao Da idol puffed up.

"We still want to get away with bullying, but there is no door! When Ming'er goes back, Lao Tzu volunteered to teach them to sing "Tears in the Iron Window"!"

"Today's episode, we don't have any physical evidence, if we call the police, even if we arrest May, do you think she will confess to Eton? Or, even if Mei is relieved, according to Eton's cunning nature, what direct evidence can be left to prove that she was involved?"

Xiao Da Idol licked his lips and glanced bitterly at the little face in front of him who seemed to be asleep.

"That ......"

Jiang Zimu's nose trembled, "I estimate that with Sister Gu's experience in the rivers and lakes, there is a chance that Old Man Yi will be able to stumble." As long as I can keep the two of them for tonight, and when my aunt and grandmother return to the city tomorrow morning, I will personally go into battle, and I won't be able to kill him!"

Xiao Lizao secretly slurred: This goddess, her head has been hit like this, and she still speaks and acts so violently!

"The back of your head...... Does it still hurt?"

Jiang Zimu nodded subconsciously slightly, but when he opened his mouth, his words were reversed.

"It doesn't hurt...... Well, it's all right......"

Xiao Li pursed his lips early, pretended to lean out to observe the situation outside the cave, moved his body, and carefully straightened his legs, which were already a little numb.

"Uh...... Hehe, I don't know what kind of star lineup the major TV stations and online live broadcasts will be tonight. ”

Jiang Zimu snorted, didn't answer, and said in his heart that the program list of the New Year's party and the Spring Festival party is really the top three hottopics on the list of embarrassing chats in China, although the time limit is limited, but as long as it is winter, it is suitable for men, women and children, and it is always available for home travel, whether you are familiar with it or not, as long as you throw this question out, it is absolutely right to trigger a protracted discussion in full swing.

Seeing that Jiang Zimu was silent, Xiao Da Idol pursed his lips again and flicked his tongue, "Four months ago, Gu's mother received an invitation from N TV stations, and she was vying to invite me to their New Year's stage. ”

"However, I don't pay much attention to this matter - after all, I have been tired for a whole year, and I don't want to be at the end of the year, and I have to tighten the string in my head, like facing the New Year's Eve stage of the enemy. ”

"Besides, I have a small New Year's special concert next month......

"As soon as I return home this time, I will be busy again. ”

Xiao Lizao slowed down his speech, tilted his head slightly, and looked up and down, left and right, and slowly looked at the scenery and people around him.

In fact, think about it, this quiet night with no one disturbing at the moment, and the quiet (strange) and well-behaved (not) Jiang Zimu leaning on his knees, such a "wonderful" Chinese New Year's Eve, if you don't consider someone injured, it is a beautiful and surprising arrangement.

Mr. Mu Xin has a song "Once Upon a Time", which gradually entered the public eye, and then became popular, and everyone wanted to drag a sentence in a crepe, which sounded boring.

Ordinary people will be envious of the slow time of the old days, not to mention Xiao Lizao's super perpetual motion machine that is eager to break one minute into one hundred and twenty seconds.

Therefore, at this rare night, when I can secretly count the number of simulated second hand actions in my heart, there is a little goddess who should appear in metaphysics, but was dragged by Xiao Lizao's subconscious to compose a love hymn.

"I plan to hold the concert in Xiangcheng in January. ”

"So...... That ......"

Xiao Da Aidou subconsciously scratched his head, cautiously tempting, "Do you want a ticket?"

"Yes, of course!"

"Thank you, Daddy, for the second ticket!"

At this time, Jiang Zimu finally came to lose his spirit.

"But can I gratefully accept your old ticket and give it to someone else who needs it more?"

If Ding Ding doesn't have time to participate, then ask Sister Hua again, anyway, her baby has been born, and she just takes this opportunity to make up for the regrets of the last time.

Xiao Lizao shrugged, lowered his head and rolled his eyes, "Roll the calf." ”

What does Lao Tzu mean, can you understand honeycomb coal?

Jiang Zimu: I don't understand, I really don't understand. My brain is injured and my IQ can't go up. Hehe~~~

For a long time, both of them were silent.

Jiang Zimu was already groggy, and because he was tired of the light, he had to close his eyes, so his brain received the hint of sleep, and he had already set up the chessboard against Zhou Gong neatly.

It's a pity that at this time, Xiao Da Idol was in good spirits, not only was he not sleepy at all, but he was as excited as drinking five cans of Red Bull in one go.

"Goddess, idle is idle, I'll sing to you. ”

Without waiting for Jiang Zimu to respond, the humanoid jukebox, AKA, and mobile CD player Mr. Xiao had already begun to brew feelings.

first sang three of his old songs seamlessly, and after the warm-up, he began to challenge the most popular female vocal tracks of the year. Sing it, and it doesn't have a change of tone.

Xiao Lizao: The dignity of the golden voice - there is no KEY in Lao Tzu's dictionary!

On this big night, it was still in the wilderness, and Xiao Da Idol's high voice was like Tiangong No. 1 going to the sky smoothly, wandering in outer space with Jiang Zimu's eardrum without hindrance.

Due to the special structure of the cave, there are echoes from time to time, the treble and bass tones are in place, and the echoes of singing are in the ears. If this is resting on any of the loyal fans of the Jujube Forest, it will be a good blessing that can only be cultivated by saving the galaxy in the previous life!

However, what about Jiang Zimu, who is now drowsy?

Hehe, that's a fist-to-flesh "noise crit", the lethality is equivalent to that of an unscrupulous neighbor who decorates at one o'clock in the morning, or a meow master who sits on your face and urges you to get up before dawn in the morning.

Jiang's heart was like ashes, but he still didn't want to open his eyes and didn't bother to speak.

Xiao Da Idol performed several female songs with affection, took a long breath, full of pride and pride in his excellent singing, licked his lips, "Tsk, I'm a little hungry when I sing, and I seem to be a little thirsty." ”

Jiang Zimu's remaining active brain cells didn't stop for a second: Hmph, it's better to starve to death of thirst and starve to death your turtle grandson!

After thinking about it, I didn't say a word after all.

Xiao Lizao turned his head sideways, feeling that the little man on his leg didn't even move.

No, this is not the audience reaction that idols in this universe are expecting!

Slow, slow, don......'t move, don't speak?

Xiao Li had already used the essence brain cells that he grew on the soles of his feet, and after thinking about it, he couldn't help but shiver.

Put your hands on your forehead, exert your strength on your waist, and pull your upper body towards your knees as if you were practicing yoga.

"Oh no! This goddess can't be unconscious, right?"

"No, no, it can't be this bad. ”

Xiao Da Idol's brain twitched, and he straightened his fingers under Jiang Zimu's nose.

"Also...... Still angry, huh?"

Hehe, with his current reaction, if Jiang Zimu is aware of it, it will be considered a noble hand if he can't take care of himself by holding the back of his neck.