Just because the call was about to end, Jiang Zimu's meaningful reminder that Xiao Li's short-term sense of peace from the poisonous oath was instantly crushed by the undignified crush.

There were promises in the past, but the future is still uncertain.

Xiao Lizao sighed, feeling that he was in too much of a hurry just now, and he actually forgot to let Jiang Zimu swear one more time to ensure that he would not secretly use Gu poison in the future.

In fact, Xiao Da Aidou is not unfamiliar with the gold content of Jiang Zimu's poisonous oath, but this kind of ancient "Emperor Tianhou soil" and "red mouth and white teeth" are used in the scene of traditional folk skills such as "Gu poison" and "head lowering", which is inexplicably compatible, and compared with other methods, it also inexplicably makes people have a sense of belonging. (Well, Xiao Da Idol won't admit it, in fact, he doesn't have any "other ways" at all.) ）

As for the actual situation of swearing poison to treat the symptoms but not the root cause, and even the standard was not cured, Xiao Da Aidou, an ostrich, originally didn't want to investigate it at all.

It's a pity that it is impossible to expect her Jiang Zimu to be honest and obedient and follow Xiao Da's idol to give what she wants. Since he has the source of Mr. Xiao's fear, he naturally has to make good use of it and use "cheap" to make "cheap" teasing back.

In this way, the things that I don't want to delve into are finally going to be discussed on the table.

"Hmph, it doesn't matter. Anyway, the goddess said that she had never made any small moves before. If she dares to say it, I will believe it!"

"Now, I just have to be careful and never let her succeed in the future. ”

Taking off the holy relics hanging ornament on his neck, and then putting away the bold scriptures, Xiao Lizao took a string of garlic garlands in his hand, and walked downstairs to the kitchen, chattering.

"That goddess, as a reverser, is unobtrusive, and she doesn't have the slightest respect for the unknown power. ”

"Tsk, ignorance, ignorance. ”

Xiao Da Idol shook his head, put garlic on his arm, folded his hands, and honestly recited "Amitabha", and then flexibly drew a cross on his chest, followed by a pious "Immanuel, Amen".

In the end, I was still not at ease, and carefully muttered, "Don't fight, in no particular order."

As soon as the words fell, he couldn't stand it anymore, and he laughed out loud.

Entertaining himself and swaying to the kitchen, Xiao Da Aidou's nose shook, put the raw garlic on his face and sniffed it, squeezed his facial features, wrote out the word "embarrassment" with first-level Yanyi, swallowed his saliva, and continued to talk to himself.

"Don't blame it, don't blame it. ”

After a pause, he continued to apologize to the Mantian God and Buddha on behalf of Jiang Zimu with a sense of responsibility.

"That...... That Goddess Jiang, she didn't mean to underestimate the immortals. ”

"You have a lot of old adults, don't be like a little child. ”

End the prayer and get down to business.

Xiao Da Idol tilted his head childishly and began a logical analysis that was fiercer than a tiger. The main direction of attack is naturally "prevention, control, treatment, and research of Gu poison".

"According to the meaning of the goddess, in the future, maybe she will take advantage of my unpreparedness and kill again. ”

"The question is, who knows when, and who knows how. ”

"Gu enters from the mouth, but I can't stop eating or drinking from now on, right?"

"In those costume dramas, there is no mention of the scope of use of silver needle drug testing. And their Tomb Sect's unique Gu poison, is it a biological toxin or an artificial toxin?"

Eh......

Xiao Lizao sighed, "Hey, no, it seems to be a little off-track." ”

"At the moment, if you want to solve the problem thoroughly, you should analyze the cause of the problem and then start from the root cause. ”

"I drugged Gu because I like me. ”

"In this case, as long as I am not so likable, she will naturally not rack her brains and go against the sky, and then want me to be her 'March boyfriend'. ”

Okay, so far, Xiao Da Idol has traced back to the roots, and has basically corrected the idea of solving the problem, and shifted the focus from the blessing of external holy relics to the reduction of internal attraction.

"Yes, yes! This method will cure the symptoms and cure the root cause, once and for all!"

Sure enough, as soon as fear is turned off, IQ immediately occupies the high ground. ”

At this time, Mr. Xiao's face was "I am proud", in stark contrast to the garlic that was still hanging on my arm and fragrant garlic alone.

Maybe I empathized with Mr. Xiao's brainstorming, and felt that "garlic was tired", and the garlic skin was like snow, snorting and falling crisply.

Seeing this, Xiao Da Aidou hurriedly threw the two strings of garlands into the corner of the kitchen, rolled his eyes, rubbed his hands slowly, glanced at the half bag of fresh garlic, and his face was full of disgust.

Tsk, garlic, dzi, all the objects prepared before, for Xiao Da Aidou, who has now had an epiphany, has become a stupid and ridiculous physical mockery.

This is like facing the strong encirclement of the Blood Drop Army, but spending a lot of money to buy a body armor.

burned money, but obviously didn't burn in the right place, and I don't know if I was blinded by lard at that time, why did I have to fix this big pile. If you want to use it effectively, I'm afraid you have to eat garlic pork ribs for a few years?

Sighing, Xiao Da Idol couldn't help but let out the "ultimate sigh".

"Oh, it's weird, I'm too handsome, I'm so handsome, I'm in debt, I'm too handsome, I'm so handsome, I'm so helpless......"

Look, a singer with a mature singing consciousness and a gorgeous voice who opens his mouth and kneels has been forced into a C who shouts microphone at every turn, and can start a live broadcast immediately with a big gold chain and a big gold watch. Jiang Zimu's sin is too big.

"This beautiful appearance, this damn charm, is really a burden, a distress, a life talisman. ”

What can I do to make myself less likable?

For the cosmic idol whose appearance is always online and his charm is everywhere, he shouldn't know this question!

Men, when they are cornered, they reflect the importance of brothers.

Xiao Li strode to the living room early, lay down on the sofa, and casually clicked on the chat group with Le Zheng and Xu Xu.

"It's okay to be idle, I'll ask. ”

"You say, under the premise that the general direction is correct, what kind of man can make a woman particularly disgusted?"

Within a few minutes, the single dog promised to speak first.

"Brother, you're just Ultraman Showa's question. ”

"Putting aside the villains who kill people and set fires, don't women hate scumbags? ”

Xiao Lizao raised his hand and slowly rubbed his chin.

"Well, then tell me, what kind of scumbag is a qualified scumbag?"

"It's not going to bother me. ”

"First, the central air-conditioned warm man. Sow warmth in the world and carry out ambiguity to the end. As long as he is close, he is warm to anyone. ”

"Second, Ma Bao Nan. Quit milk for life, and never change after repeated teachings. I can't rely on anything, I can't count on it at any time, don't ask, just ask - my mother said it. ”

"Third, the fishpond king and humanoid Teddy. High-end love bureau, don't fall in love, only raise fish. Chat well, n has to be good p. I don't have that word in my dictionary. ”

"Fourth, an iron rooster with tight hands but loose waistband. The set has to be the AA kind. Clams, I'm stingy? Didn't I give you five cents and two cents during the holidays? How can you make me love you more?"

"Fifth, crazy primitives. Evolution has not caught up with prehistoric civilizations. can move his hands and not move his mouth, see women beat harder than anyone else, and see the same kind of people running faster than anyone else. ”

The analysis and summary of the promise made Xiao Li stunned for a moment, licked his lips, put on a special face for trouble, and sent back several voices in a row.

"That...... Xiaonuo, I don't see it, you have lived a tortuous life in the past 20 years. ”

"Listen to my brother's words, if there are such rich fox friends and dog friends around you, let's sort it out quickly, otherwise, close to Zhu Zhechi, the three views will be crooked sooner or later. ”

"However, if the above is your own experience, scum has been so many times, and every time you are scum, then your predecessors and I will have to fork you out of the family group. ”

"After all, the Tao is not the same. ”

"What if...... Well...... What if, in all of the above, is your experience of victimization...... I've been so many times by different scumbags...... Hehe, it's really miserable. I didn't say it, my brother sympathizes with you and supports you, but let's break off our friendship properly. ”

"Again, don't listen to the rumors on the Internet, your predecessors and I are really not good at this!"

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