As soon as he heard this, Xu Yu was so angry that his face was crooked. The spittle stars are jumping around, and the whole person is dangerous like a gas canister that is only a little on fire.

"No, brother, what are you talking about?"

"I'm kind enough to answer your questions, and you're arranging me like that later?"

Xiao Li pursed his lips early, and he had no consciousness of saying the wrong thing at all.

"How do I know? Who told you to have such a thorough understanding of the scumbag's market and such a skilled grasp of their business. All the reasoning I made just now was a logical and objective analysis, okay?"

Well, thanks to the promise that Xiao Da Idol can exude the "brilliance of IQ" from time to time. Otherwise, the "idiot beauty" attribute set off by Jiang Zimu may have to follow Xiao Li for a lifetime.

"Hmph, I'm not going to speak. Hidden, hidden. ”

"Don't pay for it, otherwise, you can tell me, why do you know so much about the breed of cow ghosts, snakes, and gods?"

"Who is to blame? Don't blame my mother!"

"I'm only twenty, and I've already been married more than ten times. My mother urged me to say that this kind of thing must be prepared for a rainy day and get up early. ”

"This is the president's daughter, the mayor's daughter, all white and beautiful. They are all eager to meet today, get engaged tomorrow, and then be able to set up a wedding wine, the kind of doll born in ten months. ”

"I'm still a baby, how can I be a father so quickly. ”

"But if I insist on not seeing, my pocket money will be gone, and my livelihood will be completely ruined. ”

Hey, the rich woman begged for her grandson with a lot of money, and the young man cried. The rich three generations have been reduced to a tool for inheritance at a young age, and the gray industrial chain of succession to the throne has developed abnormally.

I have to say that the living conditions of the landlord's sons are not right.

"In order not to leave a good impression on those blind dates, I surf the Internet during the day, only read those columns that scold scumbags, and the friendship hotline at night, just to be a confidant brother to those sisters who have been let down by scumbags. ”

"Highlight and take notes. ”

Knock on the blackboard.

"The hard work is not just to create countless perfect and eclectic scumbag images in front of the blind date, so as to break their desire to continue to develop. ”

Well, a little canine trivia every day, free single you, me and him, human extinction depends on everyone.

"Tell me, getting married and having children is a burden that I should bear at my age?"

"The key, those girls who are on a blind date, one by one, are either little princesses with Internet celebrity faces, or beautiful girls with famous temperaments, no matter which one they are, they can't get rid of it, I can't afford to provoke them!"

As soon as he finished saying this, the two brothers shook their heads while promising and Xiao Lizao had a tacit understanding.

Hey, man, it's so hard!

Xu Yu scratched his head wistfully, grabbed the fat house water in his hand, and poured several mouthfuls.

In fact, he is a single Wang, and he has a dream of getting rid of his singles day and night, but the elders are forced to get married, and they don't look at the problem with the old mate selection eyes like unearthed cultural relics, and the blind date objects screened out make Xu Xiaodi not interested in seeing more than one side at all.

Those who like it don't appear, and those who show up don't like it. This kind of passive single dog is simply the most undignified cannon fodder in the history of human evolution.

At this point, the young master of the Xu family once again started to ask Jiang Zimu to help find a girlfriend.

After all, people are divided into groups - interesting girls are surrounded by ironclad girlfriends.

Thinking of Jiang Zimu, Xu Xu's brain turned coldly, and he slapped the fat house water on the table with a bang, and his voice became serious.

"I said, brother, if you ask such a question, you don't want to learn from the scumbag and change the way to bully our Miss Mumu, right?"

As soon as the words fell, Brother Xu was talking to himself, and rolled up his sleeves first.

"I can tell you, I am my master's mother's family, if you want to scumbag her, you have to ask me if I agree to this fist first!"

As soon as the widow king opened his mouth, he knew if there was one.

"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss!"

Xiao Li's cold hairs on the back of his neck rose one by one, and he blinked weakly, "At a young age, why is the anger so big?"

"Our property just owes your family a fire extinguisher, don't we?"

"I'm telling you, I'm thinking, starting from the theory, first lay a solid foundation of the basics. The scumbag's thunder is definitely not stepped on, and the scumbag's pit is absolutely not entered. ”

"I'm ...... Forehead ......"

"Tree is a good negative teaching material, three times a day, I save my body, and strive to be a good boyfriend of twenty-four filial piety and pure gold!"

Promise a dumbfounded face?

Seeing that there was no sound on the other side of Brother Xu, Xiao Da Aidou patted his chest and spoke more sincerely.

"You're a muddy boy, thinking about everything you want to do all day long. ”

"Unreliable!"

The translation is unacceptable, why was this kid fooled all at once?

"My girlfriend, it's too late for me to hurt. You want you little boy to point fingers?"

Even if I really scum Mrs. Jiang, I still have to do a good job of superficial work.

Schrödinger's scum, if you want to participate, let's take quantum physics first.

At this time, the whole boss, who had not squeaked all along, finally went online in a low-key manner.

"Zao'er, when my brother advises you, don't die. ”

Promise woo woo woo ~ ~ ~ all the seniors actually united with me.

"If you dare to be cold and violent, so that people can take the initiative to break up, I will give you a wake-up call first-your sister-in-law, looking petite, soft and weak, in fact, people practice Aikido. ”

Quan Lezheng raised his head and glanced at his wife who was kneeling in the living room to clean up the potted plants.

Feeling the man's eyes, Kyoko curled the corners of her mouth, bent her upper body, and bowed femininely. The whole person is inherently cute, like a glowing pink chubby on the rainbow bridge.

"You, don't think about it. My wife is reasonable, and she has always been talkative. ”

"However, if you really do something ungodly to Zimu and beat you into a powder fracture, we are also reasonable. ”

At this time, Xu Xiaodi also came up to help at the right time, and while cheering up Quanle, he poured a handful of loess on Xiao Li in the pit.

"Brother, if you don't make a sound for a long time, can it be that your fancy intestines have really been seen through by the fiery eyes of all the seniors?"

"Get out of the way!"

Xiao Lizao threw his phone on the sofa, and said that Jiang was still old and spicy. But can it blame me for this? You two are standing in line, anyway, the quota of "March boyfriend" can't reach your head, and you don't have a backache when you stand and talk.

In fact, thinking about it, the scumbag combat plan promised just now is basically not feasible.

Talking about ambiguous p, stepping on multiple boats, these are all character problems, and they are fundamentally incompatible with Xiao Lizao, a righteous baby.

As for beating women, this is not only a character issue, but also a legal issue, for Xiao Da Idol, if he really does this, I am afraid that he will be nailed to the pillar of shame by himself in this life.

If you take the road of Mabao, tsk, it will be even more useless. Who made Jiang Zimu delicate, and even Gu Suixin was incorporated into her country.

The only thing left seems to be the Iron Rooster.

After thinking about it carefully, Xiao Da Idol suddenly had a bold idea if he deliberately owed Jiang Zimu's salary, I don't know......

After thinking about it again, moving Mrs. Jiang's money is equivalent to asking for Mrs. Jiang's life.

If you really want to do this, I'm afraid that the thing won't even bother to put down the Gu poison, so he will directly wave a big knife and chase me at home to cut it.

Forget it, forget it, in this way, isn't it counterproductive and die faster?

After a fierce brainstorming, Xiao Lizao squinted tiredly, grabbed his mobile phone, and added a voice message.

"Brothers, don't be cranky. ”

"It has nothing to do with Mumu, the two of us, okay. ”

"To be honest, I just feel that I am too popular, too feminine, sought after by too many people, and it has become more and more intense, which has seriously affected my normal work and life, and I am really distressed, and I am really starting to get tired of it. ”

"So you say, how can I make me less attractive to women?"

Listen, do people say?

As soon as you mix in the entertainment industry, you think about how to make yourself "a little mushy" when you have nothing to do? If this word reaches the ears of the other party, are you really afraid of making others angry?

After listening to Xiao Lizao's further explanation, the eldest brother and the younger brother Xu instantly understood, with a look of concern for the country and the people on their faces.

It's true to come up with a plan, but Xiao Lizao's question is stupid and crazy.

After waiting for a long time, I finally waited for a reply from Quanle Zheng.

Xiao Da Idol looked at it, and said that there was a door, and he opened it a little bit, and heard a few cold words coming out of the mobile phone.

"Brother, it's really not good, you disfigure yourself!"

Bow to the "evil forces of appearance", and carry the audience with piety and elegance.

Xiao Li is early. I'll you. I knew that today, when we were active together, Lao Tzu shouldn't have protected you. If I hadn't dragged you off the stage with you at that time, or hadn't blocked you and let the fans splash unknown liquids, would you still be able to talk about cool things here?

was scolding in his heart, and received a new voice from Xu Xiaodi.

"Brother, it's really not good......"

"You can develop more male fans offline. ”

"In this way, won't the relative percentage of female fans be reduced? In case something happens again, male fans can rush to the front line, give full play to their physical strength, and block the invasion of female fans!"

Xiao Lizao, you are really a little clever ghost! Hide it in your own house, your father will go to the kitchen to sharpen his knife now.

Tsk, this story tells us that the only way to be a straight male brotherhood in peacetime is to stick knives in each other, take turns to make fun of each other, and don't give up any opportunity to be each other's father. Others, P use no.

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