047. Why is Xiao Da Idol like that (4)
Gu Suixin, who was sitting at the table, secretly raised his hand to support the corner of his forehead, and really didn't know whether to sigh "Life is not easy, the gods are performing arts" to summarize the imitation of his little cub's personal skills, or have to chant "It's not hard to make money, it's hard to make money" to summarize Jiang Zimu's metaphysical stupidity.
"That ......" shook his head, and Gu Suixin took out a few tickets from his tableside bag. There is no way, the errand of handing ladders and finding steps, Gu Agent has been doing it for nearly a lifetime, especially in the years that he has been by Xiao Lizao's side, and the potential of Yuanchang has almost been deeply explored. Look at the knee-jerk reaction to divert the topic now to alleviate embarrassment, skillfully distressing.
"This is the concert ticket that Zaozi specially asked me to reserve in advance. It just so happens that everyone is here today, and I am exempted from follow-up courier. ”
"Come, this is Xiaozheng's and your husband's, this is Zimu's, and ...... This is Arnold's. ”
Promise was a little apprehensive: "I...... I also have a share? This is the first time that tickets for the Asian Tour have long been unavailable online. I heard that some people on the market fried ordinary grandstand tickets to 8,000 tickets, but they were killed in seconds at the speed of light, and the VIP tickets reached a sky-high price of 150,000 tickets. ”
"You are my personally certified apprentice, why can't you have a VVIP ticket? In September, you will first observe the audience, if you are willing to work hard and practice diligently, the follow-up will see if you can try to go on stage. ”
Xu Promise raised his face and looked at Xiao Lizao's suddenly serious expression, and he was moved in his heart, and took a sharp breath, "Well, okay." ”
Gu Suixin skillfully peeled a few crayfish, and said with a smile: "There is a habit of jujube concerts, there will always be five seats reserved in a row of VVIP, no matter how valuable they are, they will not be sold to the public." ”
"Is it a seat for relatives and friends?"
Gu Suixin looked at Jiang Zimu and nodded slightly, "Yes." ”
"It's been a great year for me to dominate five chairs in the domestic arena. ”
Jiang Zimu paused with the ticket in his hand, and immediately had a better arrangement in his mind.
"In every concert of Zaozi, Sister Gu is in the VVIP seat?" The agent is not backstage but is in the VIP area, which is really unheard of.
When Xiao Li heard this, he gently patted Jiang Zimu's wrist, "Gu Ma has never been as simple as an agent. ”
Gu Suixin took a deep breath and smiled at Xiao Lizao and Jiang Zimu, and then slowly got up and put the freshly peeled crayfish meat on Jiang Zimu's plate.
A few people talked and joked, and at the end of the meal, it was almost four o'clock in the afternoon.
Jiang Zimu politely rejected Xiao Li's request to send her home early, feeling that a part time of pretending to be a girlfriend, let alone 996, eight hours a day is extremely inhumane to part-time workers.
Xiao Li saw Jiang Zimu's joy of "getting off work on time" written on his face, and his heart was naturally inexplicably sour.
Gu Suixin looked at his eyes, and could only sigh secretly, "I'm not in a hurry", turned his face and sent Jiang Zimu to the door with a group of guests.
Jiang Zimu first thanked Aunt Xiang, who had been busy for a long time, and then said goodbye to Aunt Xiang with a sweet bear hug, and then thanked Gu Suixin according to the queue, and it was a big hug.
At this time, Xiao Li, who was ranked fourth in the team, had already begun to rub his fists, pursing his lips and trying to hide his smile, but he couldn't hide the swallowing action of his throat. Obviously, at this time, Xiao Da Idol was already eager to try.
However, as the old saying goes, you can't be happy too soon. Just when Xiao Lizao quietly took two small steps towards Jiang Zimu, tightened his shoulders, and tried frantically with his two arms on the edge of hugging, a fiery dog barked and shattered Xiao Lizao's dream of hugging nephrite jade and hugging Wen Xiang alone.
said that it was too late, and then it was fast, and I saw a black shadow hulala rushing over, passing Xiao Lizao, and a fierce man plunged into Jiang Zimu's arms.
Second fool: Hmph, good and evil are rewarded, and the time has come. Hmph, you two-legged beast, Uncle Ben told you, now your wife is gone! You just snatched my flesh to eat, and you just blasted me out of the room!
"Ouch, ouch, two stupid, I'll come to play with you again. Jiang Zimu crossed his shiny dog's head, listened to the second stupid chirping coquettishly, and soothed with a very cooperative soft voice.
Hey, I really want to pet the dog until I get old.
Xiao Lizao: Regret, once again, very regretful. He shouldn't have brought this dog cub back from Wu Ran in order to please the goddess. Oh no, didn't I just invite this thing out, who didn't have the eyesight to put the dog in again?
Xu Promise was leaning against the wall and watching this good show of "Eighteen Phases", his body shook coldly, a chill in his heart, and he looked up, okay, someone was holding a 40-meter machete and smiling with a quiet face.
Xiao Lizao: You little rabbit, say, did you bring the dog in again?
Promise: Division...... Master, it's really not, it's really not me this time.
Xiao Lizao: It's not who you can be? You don't necessarily have everything that tofu has.
Promise: What is a clam?
Xiao Lizao: Brain!
Xiao Lizao glanced at the second fool who rubbed Jiang Zimu's cheek one by one with great impatience, and then looked at the stupid dog's big tail like a helicopter propeller, and pouted, "The ancestor of this product is not a Siberian wolf at all, it's obviously a Zhongshan wolf, okay?"
See the forgetful dog thing!
Promise: Ahem, ahem, actually...... I think so...... Huskies, a dog with no IQ at all, even if they are mixed with wolf blood, cannot be bred from generation to generation without being eliminated by nature. The reason why he survived may be because of Qingqi's brain circuit. So...... Therefore, the possibility of the second fool just now hitting it by mistake and passively unlocking the new skill of opening the door is very high!
Learn and apply, Master, do you think my apprentice is quite talented?
Xiao Lizao: Lao Tzu praises you for a hammer!
"Hey......" Xiao Li ate two deflated words in a row at the second fool and Xu Promise earlier, his lips pursed, and the elongated tail note was a little crying.
"That...... I have an obedient queue," Xiao Li turned his head sideways and began to count from Aunt Xiang's side, "One, two, three, four, it's my turn, okay? Why don't you give me a loving hug in order, but let this dog cub stop?"
"Huh?"
Quan Lezheng glanced at Xiao Lizao with disgust, and then gave his wife a look from afar: Sweetheart, I am not this person's brother, I have never known such a shameful brother.
Jiang Zimu knelt on the ground on one knee, as soon as he heard this, his eyes were closed, and he felt that he couldn't cry or laugh, he shook his head helplessly, and with a force in his hand, he slipped up the two stupid four paws that were sticking to him, and stared at Xiao Li for a while, and his mouth was no longer forgiving, "You are a tall man of more than one meter and eight meters, what does it taste like with a puppy?"
"Who isn't a baby yet?" Xiao Lizao pursed his lips, even more aggrieved.
"Dear, what is it that helps you switch freely between 'no brain' and 'unhappy'?" Jiang Zimu leaned his face towards the back of the second fool's neck and said lightly.
"You. ”
"Yes, yes. In order to get rid of the freak love scandal of "male" and "male", Mr. Xiao can be regarded as working hard and giving up his old life. Since the leading actors are so involved in the play, what can they do if they are temporarily pulled to play the play, except for cooperating?
"Honey, when I saw you and my two fools, I remembered junior high school math. ”
Jiang Zimu: Huh?
"Merge the same kind of items. ”
Hehe.
"If I add you, I might be able to put together a puzzle game. ”
Xiao Lizao: Huh?
"Love to eliminate every day. ”
Jiang Zimu looked at the beautiful face of the prosperous world in front of him, and then looked at the onlookers who were laughing into vibration mode, and finally decided to give up spitting and do a full set of plays, the requirements of the gold owner's father were not excessive.
"Two stupid, good. ”
As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu leaned forward, grabbed the dog with one hand, and hugged Xiao Lizao's back with the other.
"Xiao Da Idol is good, good. ”
Xiao Lizao bent his knees, pulled the dog aside, rubbed his chin on Jiang Zimu's shoulder, and quietly wanted to further prick Jiang Zimu's arms: Mmmm, the hug of the same kind, love love.
In this scene, if the dog caught in the middle can be replaced with a baby carved in pink, it will be a happy example of a sweet family of three. It's just that the second fool who is now regarded as a sandwich biscuit looks confused, and the messy sand sculpture in his chest is really a lot of scenery.
Promise: Cold dog food slapped indiscriminately on the face. Well, I'll pack up and go home for a while, and the four are empty.
Before Xiao Lizao's light and shadow magic hand hit her back, Jiang Zimu pushed the second fool into Xiao Lizao's arms in a timely manner, blinked, and whispered a crisp sentence "Let's go, huh, blame", and then raised his foot and arm to avoid the wound and patted Xiao Lizao's head twice, and turned to leave.
Xiao Lizao: Clams, huh, weird, this goddess actually uses such a disgusting name to call me, a man who is nearly 1.9 meters tall???
However, I heard it inexplicably how it was broken~~~
Quan Le was looking at Erha and Xiao Lizao, who were inexplicably similar even in the arc of their smiles, looking at Jiang Zimu's back, and couldn't help but sigh secretly in his heart: My younger brother and sister, the name of the No. 1 animal trainer in the country, is stable.
An hour later, Xu Yu shook his head and came out of Xiao Lizao's fitness room, rubbing his ears to himself, and sighed at Quan Lezheng: "It's hopeless, it's not saved." ”
Quan Le was listening to the dog's wail in the fitness room, and the person became more and more unable to sit still, "What's wrong with your master? Is he really abusing the dog?"
Isn't it, didn't Ren Erha just snatch a few crayfish from him plus a hug, this little brother is really going to die?
"Where is the abuse of dogs, it's obviously self-masochism - a person has been running on the treadmill for an hour with a dog on his shoulder, smiling like Maitreya Buddha on his face, making his family Erha happy, grinning and singing RAP until his throat bleeds, okay?"
"Clams?" Quan Lezheng scratched his head, the dog and the person are at least crazy after all, but fortunately, it is the husky with rough skin and thick nerves, and other breeds will be autistic to show you every minute.
"My master said that if you have just eaten something that should be avoided, you need to spend a little more effort to burn off the fat. ”
"I know fitness, I just don't understand why he has to run with the dog?"
Promise to spread his hands and give a look that is not difficult to understand, "What else can it be? Because of love, it will not be easy to be sad, so everything is happy." ”
"Or - the dog smells of her perfume?"
After singing the two sentences, he promised to put his hand in his trouser pocket, shook his head and sighed, and said "Why is Xiao Da Idol like that" with Quan Lezheng in tacit understanding, and went to his villa with his shoulders hooked.