046. Why is Xiao Da Idol like that (3)
When Gu Suixin entered the door with a large bag and a small bag, he saw Xiao Lizao playing an intimate "lift high" with his hands on Jiang Zimu's waist, and he didn't shy away from it at all. Such a pleasing scene naturally provoked the corners of the mouths of the onlookers not far away, and they all offered their uncles and aunts who had standard postures to laugh.
"It's ......"
Before Gu Suixin could react, he saw a black shadow flashing to his lap, snorting around the lunch bag in his hand.
"Yes, you are- what a dog. β
Gu Suixin put the bag on the dining table, gave Aunt Xiang a look, and then half-squatted down, touching the second fool's head with a pleasant face.
"Why are you alone in the house?"
"Sister Gu," Quan Lezheng slowly stood up, first scolded Xiao Lizaonunu, and continued: "Those two hungry wolves were just 'invited' out by me. Otherwise, I kept going around the dining table, so that my aunt couldn't concentrate on cleaning up. β
Gu Suixin raised his eyebrows, watched Jiang Zimu hold more than a dozen clean string chisels, wiped the corners of his mouth with his backhand, and landed safely with his feet. Right now, I'm afraid I don't need to ask Quan Lezheng why he left the second fool in the house.
"Sister Gu, are you here?" Jiang Zimu's curved eyes echoed the upturned lips, and the faintly visible skin texture connected into a very good-looking arc, making her whole person look more cartoonish.
"Hmm. Gu Suixin couldn't help but shake his head, looking at Jiang Zimu smiling like a child who was only more than two hundred months old, he couldn't help but feel inexplicably soft in his heart, and even his words were amiable.
"Jujube asked me to bring some crayfish to add food to you, and just now I secretly sent a message, asking me to buy some marshmallows and halloumi cheese by the way, saying that you must like to eat it, Zimu. β
"Forehead......" Xiao Lizao's ears were red, and he didn't look at Jiang Zimu, and muttered softly, "I didn't say you liked it, I said that Xiaonuo definitely likes it." β
Promise: Huh.
Jiang Zimu completely ignored Xiao Da idol's three hundred taels of silver, put the chisel neatly on the table, and sweetly thanked Gu Suixin. Then he handed the juicy hand to the second fool, raised his head and squinted, and smiled at Xiao Li straightforwardly: "I like to eat roasted marshmallows the most." Either way, it's ...... Thank you. β
Xiao Lizao snorted and pursed his lips, "The second fool loves to eat finger sucking original, your paws...... Let's take it easy. β
Gu Suixin raised his hand and curled the broken hair around his ears, exchanged glances with Jiang Zimu quietly, and then sat down at the table, and greeted Quan Lezheng and them.
"Sister Gu, the mother of the black fan, you haven't continued to find fault in the past two days, right?"
"That shrew, how can it be stopped?" As soon as he thought of that woman, Gu Suixin was not angry, "I won't mention finding someone under the Fruit TV building last Saturday, the key is that she actually inquired about the itinerary of the last few domestic flights, and all kinds of chasing and intercepting on and off the plane, so I almost bought a ticket for the adjacent seat of dates." β
"It's scary enough. Xu Xu unconsciously scratched his back, "That old woman must be the oldest illegitimate child in my master's career, right?"
Quan Lezheng snorted and laughed, "Bastards can still be confused with beauty, that old mother is too purposeful, as long as Jujube doesn't withdraw the lawsuit, as long as her baby girl is still behind the iron fence, she can't give up." β
"Tsk, people nowadays are really ignorant and fearless, when has the world changed-unreasonable arrogant, reasonable and restrained retreat?"
Jiang Zimu sighed slightly, his eyes drooped, and he seemed a little depressed.
"I've searched for those so-called human flesh information on the Internet, and I feel that there is no real material at all, I don't even know a name, and there is not much difference between having and not having it. As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu cautiously glanced at Xiao Lizao, who was standing on the edge of the dining table waiting for the dishes, and said in a low voice: "If I had a way, I would have taken action myself to help the jujube get out of this evil breath." If she doesn't give that person a look, I'm afraid she can't count how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has. β
As soon as the sentence came out, others hadn't picked up yet, but they heard Xiao Lizao's slow and leisurely speech.
"What eyes?"
"Oh? no, no. Jiang Zimu rubbed his hands, twisted his face to take the plate in Xiao Lizao's hand, and smiled all over his face.
Xiao Li didn't care about it, slowly sat down, put on his gloves meticulously, and caught a spicy crayfish.
Seeing this, Quan Le was a little strange, "Jujube, haven't you been on a diet for the concert?
Xiao Lizao's cheeks were slightly sideways, and he looked at Jiang Zimu, who was fighting with the second fool, his mouth was full, and he responded: "I don't know how many eyes, and I don't know how many stomachs, but if I want to come to my house, Mu Mu only has two hands, and I don't peel her, is it difficult to let this stupid dog help peel it?"
Yes, at this moment, this top superstar is just a special tool man who has no emotion to peel shrimp shells.
"Mumu ...... Yo~~~" Quan Le was whistled in a proper manner, looked at Jiang Zimu's blushing face that pretended to be nothing, shrugged his shoulders, and didn't say much.
At this time, Jiang Zimu said that she had no waves in her heart, but she really lifted up this girl who was not very rich in love experience. However, even if there are ripples in the heart, it is only fleeting. It only takes thirty seconds for a calm and rational mind to accurately identify the insurmountable gap between himself and Xiao Lizao, in a word, a man like Xiao Lizao knows at a glance that he has nothing to do with him. What's more, Jiang Zimu's high-purity capitalist heart that only beats for small money, can't match any love and love, so he simply pretends to be stupid and continues to play the little game of "hand, hand" with the two fools, so that the current situation is not so embarrassing and suffocating.
"Two fools, claws, come on, let it go. Jiang Zimu put his palm up and handed it to the second fool, "hand, hand." β
"Wang, Wang!"
βhandοΌhandγ β
"Wang, Wang. β
Now the second fool, full of eyes and brains, I am afraid that there is only the food on the table, and he stubbornly tilts his head and sticks out his tongue, so that the onlookers can't help but wonder if this husky ancestor has mixed chameleon genes. Not to mention that Jiang Zimu is sitting opposite, even if you let it face the head tiger, I am afraid that it will not know how to run.
"Yes, yes. Jiang Zimu grabbed a piece of shrimp meat that Xiao Da Idol had just peeled with his hand, and rubbed it into the clear water indiscriminately, "You put the claws in my hand, and I will give you meat to eat." β
As he was speaking, Jiang Zimu stretched out one hand in front of the second fool, pinched the shrimp meat with one hand and put it on the other side, cleared his throat, raised his voice and read again, "Second fool, come, hand, give me your hand!"
"Wang~"
In the next second, a big, hairy claw claw landed on Jiang Zimu's palm.
"Good boy!" Jiang Zimu shouted to himself in his heart, and immediately stuffed the shrimp meat into the second fool's mouth as a reward.
"One more time!"
"Woo~"
"Good, good dog, smart dog. β
Jiang Zimu fed four or five round shrimp meat one after another, seeing that one person and one dog were getting more and more tacit, and they were becoming more and more excited, the shrimp peeling tool man on the side, Mr. Xiao Lizao, was not very happy.
"Hmph, did I peel this shrimp for the dog to eat?" Xiao Li slowly collected his chin and pursed his lips, but he only scolded in his heart, and the work in his hand was not delayed at all.
"It's also a smart dog, just its IQ, just need to put a piece of paper on the skull to write - the skull is vacant, and it has been rented all year round. Xiao Da Idol concentrated his firepower and spit out his dog, and he didn't even think that he had spent a lot of money for such a thing back then.
Jiang Zimu blinked his kitten eyes, wiped his hands with a tissue, and then supported his chopsticks and fed himself a mouthful of shrimp meat unhurriedly. In this way, the second fool was not very happy, and the dog head leaned towards Jiang Zimu again, one paw was placed in Jiang Zimu's hand, and the other began to scratch Jiang Zimu's knee not very honestly, and his mouth was still purring, and he expressed his dissatisfaction vigorously.
"Good guy, good guy, I'll give you the next bite. β
Jiang Zimu shook his head helplessly, but the smile on his face did not disappear. Two fingers pinched the crayfish tail, and handed it over to one side of the body.
But in the next second, I saw Xiao Da Idol take off his gloves and put them on the table with the whirlwind speed of the thunderous speed of the ringing bells, and then leaned over with one hand to tightly clamp the mouth of the two stupid dogs, and with a little effort, he pulled the dog to a distance of one meter away from Jiang Zimu, and then the other hand took advantage of the situation on Jiang Zimu's palm, which was still hanging in the air, leaned forward, and opened his mouth very smoothly to wait for feeding.
Hmph, if you don't set rules for this dog, you should be an adult in this family?
Forehead......
Jiang Zimu felt that his eyes were dark, and his head was a little dizzy: What...... What's going on? Wait, let me figure it out.
"Ho-Honey, you... Didn't you lose weight?"
Xiao Li didn't speak for a long time, shook his head, and opened his mouth wider.
"Well, that'...... Then I'll give you chopsticks...... Re-clip a flavorful one, this one...... This is only soaked in clear water, not salty, not spicy, not numb. β
Xiao Lizao: Continue to shake his head, and learn to bark twice by the way.
Seeing this, Jiang Zimu hurriedly glanced at the other onlookers at the table, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he finally sent the shrimp meat to Xiao Lizao's mouth with his eyes closed.
"What's going on today? Why does Xiao Da Idol always reveal a unique temperament that is more 'funny' than mushrooms?"
Jiang Zimu complained indignantly in his heart, and after a daze, he hurriedly took back the arm that was close to Xiao Lizao's palm.
"Ahem, I said ......"
"As a world-famous top idol, but he made a childish act of violently abusing dogs and snatching food from dogs, Xiao Da idol, can't you reflect on it?"
Xiao Li slowly swallowed the tasteless crayfish in his mouth, ignored his dog's strong resistance, got up and hugged the second fool in his arms, strode a few steps to the door of the house, and threw the weak, pitiful, helpless and edible dog out of the house with a "clang".
Amitabha, the whole world is finally pure.
"As the girlfriend of a world-famous top idol, but forcing her man to make a childish act of violently abusing dogs and snatching food from dogs, Miss Jiang Zimu, can't you reflect on it?"
"Ah~"
"What are you doing?" Jiang Zimu looked at Xiao Lizao's face that came over again, and then looked at the faint curvature of the corners of his mouth and the white teeth that complemented each other, and four bold bold characters appeared in front of him.
"Hey. Don't you like to feed?"
"You don't have any hands yourself?"
"Nope. β
"Then what is this?" Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes and poked Xiao Lizao's thumb.
"Claws. β
Jiang Zimu: γγγγγγ
Seeing this, Xiao Li leaned over and grabbed Jiang Zimu's arm, covered a big hand on it by himself, and then seemed to learn from his own dog to say a few vivid dog barks - dog language level 10, Yiduo is not pressing, and successfully highlights his self-cultivation as a top traffic.
"Lie to you that you're a puppy. β
Poof~ Humanoid husky, bring your own rations, and give it away for nothing.