Xiao Li was stunned for a long time, and he didn't clear his mind for a long time, "I said god woman, do you mean that you want to die of immortals?"

Jiang Zimu: Hehe. In addition to the close bond of capitalism between the two of us, what can be used to explain my patience and perseverance in ensuring effective communication day after day?

"Boss, the same nine-year compulsory education, why are you so good? Now you're here to play the Heavenly Maiden Scattered Coins again? It's uncomfortable for you to be undefeated every day?"

"What's the matter, I'll give you the game currency that is not commonly used in the world, and you have to be willing to accept it. Xiao Li felt that his current self was at best a "rod maker", and he really couldn't reach the height of "scattering coins", let alone realizing the heaviness of "scattering coins".

"Pay with one hand, deliver with the other. Why haven't you sent me a picture until now? I haven't been able to get through to the phone. ”

"Dear, the conscience of heaven and earth. I had just returned to my hotel from the island and the first thing I did was answer your phone call. There is even a ghost on the wild island, and you still expect a signal? Can't just because you are soaking in the honey pot of China, assume all over the world are walking hand in hand to become well-off. ”

Xiao Lizao looked at Jiang Zimu's red apple muscles and some pinky nose on the screen, and then looked at her slightly exaggerated facial expression, and wanted to say: Your acting skills ...... Forget it, it's better than AI.

"What did you go out to see today?"

Jiang Zimu is not stupid, he threw a few stalks out by himself, and he already found that his praise seemed to be resisting the passive slacking off at work. Glancing at the screen a few more times, looking at Xiao Lizao's lowered eyes, Jiang Zimu could already confirm 100% that Xiao Lizao's mood was completely below the passing line today.

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips and raised his eyebrows, thinking about it empathically, if he was attacked and saw blood, he was also "made a big fuss" and "exaggerated" by the "knights" he didn't know afterwards, and tried his best to speculate with all kinds of malice, just afraid that he would be so angry that his face was green and he would be depressed.

"It's a terrible day. Jiang Zimu cheered up, and his voice sounded much softer and more pleasant, "Let me tell you, today I witnessed the whole process of Teng Mouxun's executives going to and from work on the front line, not only that, but I also peeked at them forming a group to eat and sleep and beat Doudou." ”

"Huh?" Xiao Lizao's reaction this time was not slow, "Oh, you landed on the island to see the equatorial penguins?"

Jiang Zimu nodded at the screen, with an old mother's smile on his face, "The children can be taught, and the children can be taught." ”

"Not only did the little penguins soak in Jio Jio, but the little lizards sunbathed with me. ”

Jiang Zimu: Of course, there is also the volcanic ash that accidentally covered your mouth and the cactus that accidentally pierced you into a sieve, hehe. Jiang Zimu looked at his arm and felt that it was necessary to call and ask the front desk if there was any medicinal oil.

When Xiao Li heard this, he was indeed aroused a little interested, leaned on the sofa with one elbow, and said lightly: "You hang up the phone first and send me the photo to see." ”

Jiang Zimu's chick nodded in a rice-pecking style, turned his face and passed over more than fifty original pictures in his mobile phone.

After waiting for a full fifteen minutes, Jiang Zimu received a belated call from Xiao Li.

"Dear, in order to see those photos clearly, you specially washed your hair, bathed and changed your clothes and went out, went to the best hospital to hang up the old expert number, and went to the operating table to change the cornea of the hand, right?" Jiang Zimu rubbed his nose, and his voice involuntarily brought a little milk.

The current Xiao Lizao looked more breathless than Jiang Zimu, pursed his lips, and stumbled for a long time before asking, "There are two group photos inside, who is the curly-haired man on it?"

"Matthew, a friend I met on the boat today. Jiang Zimu's answer even the punctuation marks that were skipped revealed openness, but goose, this may be the most hurtful part.

"The attribute of this person should be an ornamental plant, right? ”

"If you want to worry about it, it's been arranged early, don't talk too much, let people go with peace of mind. ”

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu's brain went down for a moment: As soon as he came up, he asked Matthew about the situation, don't you Xiao Da Idol really love the master of "strongman lock man", right? Anyway, if you take 100 million steps back, even if you Xiao Li chooses to eat a whole lump of elephant poop, you will not want to eat a bite of my flying vinegar. I'm still very sure of this, if I'm wrong, I'll not be able to order hairy belly when I eat hot pot in my life!

When a foodie takes her favorite food as a bet, don't doubt that she has a chance of winning with 1,487,390,000 percent.

As smart as Jiang Zimu, he can deduce from Matthew's few small expressions that he borrowed a thimble is just a fairly trendy way to pick up a conversation, and he can also determine whether the other party is trying to attract his attention through a look, which is both talent and experience. However, all predictions are based on the fact that the other party and oneself stand within reach, and it is also at a level that can be crossed. Obviously, the pinnacle idol of infinite scenery is separated from Jiang Zimu, an ordinary person with a money word in his left brain and a word in his right brain, and an ordinary person with a comic on his face written all over his face, Mo said that Jiang Zimu is out of reach, I am afraid that Luffy will stand in Jiang Zimu's seat, and he can only suffocate and sigh helplessly in the face of Xiao Lizao who is far away.

"His appearance, in the face of both men and women, is lonely and seeking defeat, and he naturally has to be a lonely star on the road of love. Jiang Zimu's eyes slanted slightly, very unhappy, "Otherwise, he will let him take advantage of all the good things, this god is too blind, isn't it?"

"Besides, the two of us, but there are grudges in the past and hatred in the near future, the last time I didn't succeed in designing the old lady in the villa, this time I still want to recycle the beautiful man's plan? ”

Look, everyone has a preconceived notion, most of the time, this preconceived idea will turn people's heads into an impregnable city, any discerning person who is out of the way will have the greatest probability of knowing the possibility in his mind, and every time he is hit by that hateful preconceived idea, his nose is blue and his face is swollen and he falls off the cliff and his bones are gone.

Therefore, at any time and in any situation, you should not be too full of words. It is best to write down the "true fragrance" law of Mr. Wang Mouze, a philosophical speculative master who has been in the limelight in recent years, and carry it with you.

"Huh. ”

Xiao Lizao began to speak with his nostrils instead of his tongue again.

"In order to see these photos of your spicy eyes, I also worked hard. Optic nerve strain, retinal scratching, two more minutes of viewing, really going blind. ”

"Yes, yes, I can't get a penny for the photos I sent you, and I have to pay you some medical expenses?"

"No, I have health insurance. Xiao Li tilted his head sideways, "Experts say that I have too many concerts, which causes 'phobia', and it is recommended that I try to avoid contact with strangers at least half a year in advance before each concert." ”

Jiang Zimu was stunned for a moment: Ahhh

"So?"

"So you send me a picture later, and don't get anyone in the picture. ”

"Two flowers, two flowers. Jiang Zimu's small hand stood up, his ten fingers opened, and it was another seal-style applause. "You Xiao Da Idol is really not an ordinary person, you have a mental illness, and you have a high-end luxury and international quality. It is suggested that your case be reported to the state, which may open up some new ideas for high-tech topics such as the research and treatment of rare mental diseases in China. ”

After saying this, Jiang Zimu's brain was hot, and he hurriedly raised his hand to support his forehead, sighed, and felt that he was really not far from bursting his blood vessels if he continued like this.

Xiao Li pursed his lips early and opened his mouth to pick up the stubble, but he didn't know what to say, so he had to subconsciously shrug his shoulders and scratch his head, making him even more indebted.