After nearly a month of pre-departure preparations, Jiang Zimu and Ding Dingding finally came to Quito Airport in Ecuador hand in hand to wait for their transfer to the destination of the islands.

Ding Dingding fiddled with her DSLR while glancing at the phone on her lap from time to time. What is playing inside is the live direct shooting of the grandmother who has the highest click-through rate on a video app and is still soaring. That's right, the content of the direct shooting is Xiao Li's debut in the fruit TV talent show a few days ago.

"Jiang Jiang, since the end of the last transaction, the dates have not contacted you?"

Jiang Zimu's body shook inexplicably, and subconsciously even his right eyelid began to jump wildly, "Why did he contact me? If he really needs to contact me frequently, then that 'very arrogant' enemy is a little too much, right?"

Ding Dingding sighed, staring at the screen with pupils slightly dilated, what girl can be indifferent and unresponsive when she is hit by Xiao Lizao's beauty?

Jiang Zimu glanced at Ding Dingding, shook his head helplessly, licked the corners of his mouth, and didn't care whether he shot straight or not, just remembering the green piece of matcha mille-feuille that he had just eaten at the corner café.

"Uh...... I thought about whether to close the barrage and watch it again. Ding Ding Ding put the SLR aside and put his hand on the corner of his forehead, "The barrage of this video is too crazy." ”

While speaking, Ding Ding Ding gently dragged Jiang Zimu to his side, "Look at it, it's only been two days, the number of broadcasts is more than 6 million, and the number of barrages is more than 100,000. ”

Jiang Zimu shrugged, indicating that he was not very interested, squinting and pretending to glance at the screen, looking at the above piece of "Block, don't let you see my husband's face", "Front, this is my man, thank you", "Turned into a jujube confession male god", "Jujube is in my bed, don't think about it"...... Wait, wait, Jiang Zimu snorted, but felt that these barrages looked more interesting and pleasant than Xiao Lizao's face.

Ding Dingding adjusted the settings, and finally turned off the barrage, pressed pause, pinched her temples and sighed to Jiang Zimu: "Now the little girl, chasing stars is too unreserved." ”

"Being reserved is not a code of conduct for fans. If you want to attract attention and let idols look at themselves more, you must either take a position or contribute, otherwise, you can only become a monk. ”

Ding Dingding shook his head again, "Chasing stars, it's just a pastime, and the ordinary mind of Buddhism is still necessary." ”

Listening to this kind of words, Jiang Zimu always couldn't help but think of the incident N years ago, and inexplicably felt that Ding Ding Ding was like writing a confession, and he had to put all the blame on the victim.

"Amitabha, what idols like the most is a fan like you who has no desires, no grudges, no beatings, no scolding, and is willing to spend money. ”

"You're just too sensitive. Ding Ding Ding sighed lightly and changed the topic very interestingly, "Look, this up master has put several P direct shots, this is the most interesting, it is a collection of jujubes." ”

Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes: "Just like him, all public transportation has to prohibit him from taking it." After all, the knife mouth plus high-end scaring skills are completely equivalent to carrying a large controlled knife, okay?

Ding Ding Ding pursed his lips, didn't speak, lowered his eyelids, and glanced at Jiang Zimu very inappropriately: You can take a plane like a king of kings, why can't you have dates?

Jiang Zimu raised his eyebrows inadvertently, and happened to see Ding Dingding's eyes, "Dingding, in these eyes of yours...... There are a thousand words hidden. ”

"But why don't I think there's a good word for it?"

"Where is it?"

"Hehe. Jiang Zimu grabbed Ding Dingding's mobile phone and clicked on the collection of scaremongers, "Let me see if the 'very arrogant' mouth cannon is refined again." ”

A few moments later......

"I'm going to make a big fuss, aren't I?" Jiang Zimu pointed to the fleshy face on the screen, and laughed so badly that the flowers and branches trembled, "Look, this MC is completely a rookie, and he has no power to fight back when he is scolded." ”

Ding Ding Ding: Tut, I don't know about others, anyway, I personally think that you are the only one who is qualified to fight with dates with the poisonous tongue skill to fight the top of the Forbidden City.

"Oh, I'm going, 'very arrogant' is a special mentor, has one vote to pass or one to veto?"

"So, he's one vote to five votes. Jiang Zimu, a layman, began to worry about Fruit TV, "Ding Ding, you believe me, with my sixth sense, Fruit TV will definitely regret setting this rule." ”

Ding Ding smiled, a little dumbfounded and didn't know how to respond. As an unknown little fan who was once obsessed with Xiao Lizao and is now reborn and admired by Buddhism, she still sincerely hopes that Xiao Lizao's first variety show can have good results, and there will be more similar opportunities in the future, but as Jiang Zimu's half-sister, she has never had any doubts about Jiang Zimu's words from childhood to adulthood.

Jiang Zimu on the side didn't pay attention to Ding Dingding's distraction, just stared at the screen and watched the video, and after watching it for less than five minutes, he had already begun to hold grievances for the students participating in the show.

Student A: "Mr. Xiao, I am your loyal fan! Sincerely, it was you who supported me step by step through the audition, and you also supported me to do my best to complete the performance just now!"

Xiao Lizao: "Your words answered my doubts about how you could pass the audition - what made you on the current stage is the blessing of the title of 'Xiao Lizao's fan', not your strength." ”

Student B: "Mr. Xiao, I don't force myself to win this round, I just hope that every performance I perform is better than the last one." ”

Xiao Lizao: "The first wish is fulfilled, and the second wish, can you tell me who made the decision that let you pass the audition?" ”

Student C: "I did the song, lyrics, music and choreography by myself. ”

Xiao Lizao: "Please start cultivating trust in your teammates, after all, judging from the piece you just wrote, you won't be able to walk independently in the short term." ”

......

Student N: "As the last student in this group, I am very confident. ”

Xiao Lizao: "Many people's subjective self-confidence is actually objective arrogance in the eyes of outsiders. I have only one blessing for you - please sober up. ”

Jiang Zimu couldn't help it, and he couldn't care about the public, and a crisp duck call erupted in quack.

"This ...... This 'very arrogant' is poisonous, right? Hahahaha, aren't you afraid that these intimidated students will be upset and join forces to hit his window with a monkey band in the middle of the night?"

While laughing, Jiang Zimu reopened the barrage with his hand. In an instant, the content of the barrage made Jiang Zimu feel a deep sense of powerlessness again in this world of looking at faces.

"It's another day of tears for the invincible beauty of dates. ”

"Oh, so handsome!

"I don't care, I don't care. It's okay for you to choose anyone, anyway, I will pick a special mentor. ”

"Xiao Da Tutor A exploded, okay? If my class guide has half the appearance of a jujube, what Q is big, what F is big, and why don't you choose with my mother?"

"Stand up to the cue class guide in front, I'm not as greedy as you. What's half of the appearance, and I'll kneel down to thank the sky for one percent, okay?"

"I'm the only one who notices that the other instructors on the stage and TNT are all paying attention to my dates all the time?"

"Apple girl is so innocent and cute, she looks like a nymphomaniac when she looks at dates is the same as herself. ”

"Ahead, you're not as beautiful as anyone else. ”

"The universe is invincible, the nuclear explosion is beautiful, Xiao Lizao. ”

"There is no peak, always refreshing. ”

......

Jiang Zimu snorted, turned his head and returned the phone to Ding Dingding. In the next second, he took out his Surface and began to check the hot search.

Sure enough, there is no one on the hot search list who is not surnamed Xiao.

At the same time, Xiangcheng.

Jing Chong was wearing a bathrobe and bare chest, lying handsomely on the sofa in his villa, swiping his mobile phone with one hand, sweeping his eyes, and his face was even more gloomy.

"Look at it, what's on the hot search list?"

"Xiao Li was scolded early, Xiao Li was early in variety shows, Xiao Li was early in TNT, jujube orange combination, mechanical butterfly, Shen Zhu knelt down and was scolded...... Look, there's one that has nothing to do with Xiao Lizao?"

The agent Han Rang stood aside with his neck shrunk tremblingly, and silently muttered in his heart: Hey, it's still here that should come.

"It's okay to dominate the hot search, do you know what is the most sassy? The most sassy thing is that this is all real data - I can't buy such a magical layout with money!"

Han Rang's heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys trembled at the same time: Yes, no matter what, in the end, it can be blamed for my disadvantage.

"Super talk...... It's all him, and he and the rest of the mentor group have arranged N CPs, okay?The family is neatly arranged!" Jing Chong parted his face in, and clicked into the topic of #apple jujube shake shake# with his hand.

This is a good place for TNT Apple Xiaogongju and Xiao Lizao's CP fans to enclose themselves. The people inside are hidden deeply. Although TNT and Xiao Li had only intersected for a few minutes in the first issue of the draft, with the 0.5 times the speed of the live direct shooting, everyone read the lip of the lip of the mouth, the translation of the translator, relying on the screenshots frame by frame, the dialogue between the two of them during the commercial was sinicized, which really showed the strength of the detective who the CP fans punched Conan Doyle and kicked Kazuyi Kaneda.

"Don't you like women?" - the little milk cat's best efforts.

"Can you represent all women?" - the big bad wolf's sword seals his throat.

Relying only on these two dialogues, the CP fan giants have opened their brains, their inspiration is flashing, and the output and quality of the same humanities have reached a new high, which is enough to make a certain tree senior in the island country Murakami willing to give up the Nobel Prize to continue to run for 20 years.

Jing Chong randomly clicked on a fandom link, and after watching it for less than five minutes, he couldn't hold back his laughter.

"These brainless fans have captured Xiao Li's selfish and arrogant character flaws quite well. But tell me, why does this kind of flaw become a shining point when it comes to fans?

Han Rang felt that it was better for him to keep his mouth shut at this time, but after Jing Chong finished speaking, his eyes were nailed to Han Rang, and it seemed that he had to squeak from his agent before he would give up, so that Han Agent could only have nothing to say.

"The more severely the fans are brain-dead, the more willing they are to take money out of their pockets. ”

Han Rang: Thanks to you, Jing Chong, and that part of the brainless fans who don't distinguish between right and wrong to support the scene, otherwise, as soon as the matter of swiping tickets breaks out, you can directly roll up the cover and get out of the Chinese entertainment circle. So don't be so angry and ask them why they are brain-dead, I just hope they continue to carry it forward.

"Why don't I have so many fans who have turned off their IQs?"

It's another day of daily jealousy of Xiao Lizao.

Han Rang: If you have this time to complain, it's better to exercise more and practice singing and dancing to improve your business ability.

"By the way, the female fan who picked me up at the airport last week ......"

Han Rang scratched his head, his throat a little sticky.

"Oh...... Just the one with the bridge of the nose up to the sky and the chin plowing the ground......"

"You remember, she's pretty good-looking, isn't she?"

Han Rang smiled perfunctorily, and said in his heart: Dear, it's not "long", it's "whole", please use the verb accurately. In addition, a bunch of female fans picked up the plane, but you only smiled at her a few times, and took her mobile phone and took a photo with her alone, plus the standard assembly line Internet celebrity face, I don't remember who else she remembers?

"I found her on Weibo. You use your trumpet to add it, old rules. ”

Han Rang responded weakly in a nasal voice: What can I do to save you, Jing Sleep Fan Maniac Demon is aesthetically worrisome Chong! If you make your appointment P object into Lianlian, I am afraid that the first level will kill you.

Jing Chong leaned over and stretched on the sofa, moving his wrists, and suddenly remembered something.

"Speaking of Weibo, I almost forgot just now, I asked you to contact that point soldier at all costs before, how is this going now?"

When Han Rang heard the name of "Soldier General", he felt another sigh in his heart, and he rubbed for a long time, and finally said hard: "That number, I haven't logged in and haven't updated it for a long time." ”

"Really?" Jing Chong's smile sent chills down Han Rang's spine a little.

"If you want to swipe the ticket, you can't, and if you want to find someone, you can't. Why didn't you ever hear you say no when you received your salary and took commissions?"

"I ...... I really checked it with someone.,That account.,The login is a mobile IP.,And there should be a professional to help sweep the tail.,There's no clue at all.。 As for the registration number, I have also checked, and it is a remote mountain code that cannot be played by eight poles. In addition, I also contacted several buyers of the transfer stone, and it turned out that the delivery place of the express is different for each order......"

What can I do? I'm desperate!

Han Rang: Aggrieved and angry. The sea of stars is bright, I chose you, just like the ups and downs of the sea, but I chose a garbage speculation stock blindly, and I was trapped for a long time and forced to hold it. Where can I be considered an agent, is it okay to be a male nanny?

"I don't care what you do, you're going to have to get that guy from the other end of the network to me anyway. ”

"I want to see with my own eyes where that person is sacred, and I want to hear with my own ears whether I am a soldier or a general!"

As soon as he finished saying this, the two brain cells in Jing Chong's mind, which were separated by 108,000 miles, suddenly achieved an unexpected historic meeting, and his IQ soared.

"Han Rang, this Fruit TV draft, did any insiders say that they wanted to sign a contract with Li Feng before?"

Han Rang is also clever, and he was a little bit removed by Jing Chong's words, and he began to reason with a pretentious matter.

"I just said that I signed a contract with Li Feng, and Li Feng had an accident on the back foot, and then Xiao Li had already become a special mentor for some reason...... Why does this matter look so suspenseful?"

The two of them looked at each other, and each handed out a "this thing is boring" looks.

"You hire more water armies for me, go to the fruit TV official micro post bar to stir and stir, and pick a few smart ones to mix with Xiao Lizao's anti café. Although his jujube forest's combat power is amazing, his anti is not a good man and a woman. ”

"Remember, be sure to pick the smart, the best of the best. Don't blindly lie and talk dirty, if you want to be able to review the question, you will also use the question to play. Go to Weibo to kill and scold at the same time, go to the anti club to say good things to Xiao Lizao, and if you come on the contrary, you may get twice the result with half the effort. ”

Jing Chongtan wrapped the curly hair on the top of his head around his fingertips, "Since he Xiao Li has already taken over the debut of this live live variety show, we have to rivet enough strength to take this opportunity to leave him some memories that he will never forget for the rest of his life!"

Han Rang: Arrangement! Not only do I have to go to the navy, but I also understand the focus and direction of my next work. Dear, I will do my best to give you a palace fighting scene, so that you can star in your true colors and successfully transform. What kind of influential singer of the year, this kind of award is too unqualified, if you want to win it, let's work hard for the Golden Rooster, Golden Horse, Golden Bear, Golden Statue! Best Actor, Duck!