Shen Zhu's face once again appeared with his signature smile, sneaking a glance at the dynamite bag girl group sitting in the guest seat, and then at the mentor team who were waiting for the battle, shrinking his neck and preparing for a second attack.

"Just now you mentioned that you didn't know about our mentor team lineup in advance, and now that you look at it, I wonder if you will have any psychological fluctuations?"

Xiao Lizao glanced at the mentor's seat very appropriately and smiled, "The fluctuations caused by the four of them together are not as big as yours alone." ”

"Are you familiar with these four mentors?"

"Orange is my friend in the circle. There are collaborations on stage, writing songs for each other, and having the same pursuit of music. Other...... Uncooked. Xiao Li nodded at Fang Chengcheng.

"Can you tell us about your first impression of the other three beautiful mentors?"

"Female...... Nope. ”

Shen Note: Oh, I won't mention the front front, but now it's finally my turn to show my professional side, but I encountered a mudslide that cherishes words like gold?

"If you were asked to choose ......"

Xiao Lizao was very impatient, feeling that Shen Zhu was too eyeless, so he gave him an undisguised glance, and snorted: "Sorry to interrupt, I just want to ask, this is the creation of the infinite pick men's team draft scene, right?"

Without waiting for Shen Zhu to agree, Xiao Li moistened his lips early, and immediately continued: "I'm afraid that I will go to the wrong studio hall - after all, the conversation between the two of us just now sounded like "Art Life" in the front, and I felt that I was going to deviate from "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" again. ”

After the choreographer's uncle diss many times and forms his own unique flow, he is lonely and defeats because no one diss back, and he is very helpless, very soulless yo/yo/yo two sentences, I want to be a demon with Shen Note, Lao Tzu only has peace & love in his mind now. Amitabha Buddha loves whoever he wants, and as soon as the live recording is over, Lao Tzu rushes out and hacks Ya to death.

Shen Zhu himself is not a bold person, the reason why he has repeatedly tried on the edge of Xiao Li's anger today is because of personal grudges and the instinct to lick the dog to love when he dies in front of his goddess, and secondly, it is the big boss in the stage who let go early, so that Shen Zhu can lead the topic to Xiao Da Idol, the reason is obvious- If the camera gives Xiao Li a close-up shot, the audience's satisfaction can be increased by 10%, if you can dig up some incredible news, or concoct some false and real gossip desserts, you can cheer up the whole China Entertainment.

"Okay, last question......"

"Loved?"

Oh, although Xiao Lizao used expired Internet jokes, the audience still had a good taste and unanimously hahaha.

"Well, I want to say, can you comment on the performance of the TNT girl group at the beginning?"

Xiao Li glanced at Sister Apple's side, "Not bad...... Come on. After speaking, he stared at Shen Zhu, and his eyes seemed to say: You hurry up and make a summary and enter an advertisement, otherwise you are likely to be beaten in front of the lens of N cameras.

Hello everyone, I am Shen Zhu's rat gall, I just got such an unfriendly stare from the entertainment industry, I was depressed, and now I am preparing to pack up and run away from home.

"Huh. Shen Zhu's laughter was dry, "Okay, then please sit in the exclusive throne that our column has customized for special mentors." The above is the top mentor team of this competition, don't go away, it will be more exciting after the advertisement. ”

Xiao Li walked to the side of the place early and said hello to Fang Chengcheng first. Before the two of them started talking, they listened to Tian Juan's snorting and straight in, "Xiao Xiansen's performance just now is really good!"

Tian Juan was wearing a floor-length evening dress, and walked to Xiao Lizao in a slow manner, originally with a height of 175 and a blessing of twelve centimeters of stiletto, which instantly gave Fang Chengcheng in the hard-hit area on the side an illusion of Optimus Prime transformation.

"Miss Tian's temperament is really natural. Fang Chengcheng's facial muscles twitched slightly, "It's a pity that time doesn't allow, otherwise it would be better if we could sit down and talk slowly." ”

Xiao Lizao looked sideways at Fang Chengcheng's face, then looked down at Fang Chengcheng's AJ, shook his head, and sighed: "Miss Tian should be able to support thousands of height increase insole workshops by herself." ”

Fang Chengcheng understood Xiao Lizao, frowned, and muttered silently in his heart: Listen, can this be regarded as human words?

Tian Makari's face was silent, but his heart had already exploded: What did he mean by this? Did he dislike me for wearing high heels? But even if I was wearing high heels, he was still taller than me. Or is he praising my long legs with a tactful side of the praise? But who would praise others with such a yin and yang tone? Could it be that he just wants to show off his masculine sense of humor to attract my attention? But it's completely unnecessary? With such a face, who cares if you are humorous or not?

Tian Maki was speechless for a while, and there was a brainstorm in his head, so that the roots of his ears were red.

What does Xiao Xiansen mean...... Did you say that I was overdressed today?" Tian Maki was silent for a while, and finally decided to ask directly, otherwise, I am afraid that she can figure out 35,872 possibilities by herself, and ponder Xiao Lizao's words to the ground.

Xiao Li was stunned when he heard this: What did I say? Oh, yes, increase the height of the insole! But this has something to do with your field rolls?

Time went back to two minutes ago, Xiao Li had already looked down and saw AJ on Fang Chengcheng's feet, and the trajectory of his inner movement was like this: Hah? These shoes are limited editions! I also took a fancy to them, but I didn't grab the color I liked. It turns out that you can't do whatever you want if you have money, hum, you come out and talk to me about life - why did you give me a shirt and pants and shoes this time?

Stylist: Shoulders wide, back thick, waist thin, long legs, this kind of walking clothes rack, moving male hormones, wearing formal clothes can make a woman feel crazy, is it good?

Xiao Lizao: No matter, I'm just not happy. Orange got my favorite AJ first, no, I had to squeeze him. Well, let's just make an article about his height injury, well, that's all.

So...... This Miss Tian, you are just a reference for the props that you borrowed and used, don't you succeed in so many plays?

But then again, Mrs. Jiang seems to be more than seven years tall......

Wait, the show is airing, what do you want that goddess to do?

Xiao Li pursed his lips and didn't open his mouth yet, but he heard Tan Mu on the other side jump out and take the initiative to hand him the ninety-nine steps.

"Madou, your height must be eye-catching, and it's no wonder that the first impression of jujube on you is 'tall'. ”

The first round of green tea vocabulary translation - So, what you have is a height advantage. High is high, it is difficult to judge whether it is beautiful or not, and whether it is a man or not.

"Besides, Sister Juan, your home is still in the model circle, although there have been several crossover attempts in the later stage, but it is a little far from the core of the singer circle and the film and television circle. Jujube also wants to liven up the atmosphere and get acquainted with each other, maybe his cold humor is not to your appetite. ”

The second round of green tea vocabulary translation - can Madou be regarded as a person in the entertainment industry? If so, it is also a marginalized figure, and he is not well-known. Having said that, although you have also made film and television dramas, but ...... Hehe, if you have the face to mention me, I may not have the face to pick up.

Xiao Lizao was stunned, and then spoke, "That's not it, I have a good personal relationship with several domestic models who go to high fashion." Anyway, the models who went abroad and entered the high fashion circle can be counted with one hand. ”

Fang Chengcheng listened silently for a while, and now he was almost going to give Xiao Lizao a thumbs up and then give him a pennant of "Little Prince of Mending Knife", twisted his face and glanced at Tian Roll carefully, and then shook his head slightly to show that he couldn't do anything.

Tian Juan's face changed, and he didn't attack on the spot, in line with the essence of the Chinese art of war that the stone of his mountain can attack jade, and the chicken essence of his mountain can even resist the enemy, he shook his hand, and cue with a sweet voice to Yin Lai, who was speechless.

"It's really difficult for the model group to gain national attention. The high-end of the HF circle is the high-end, but it is a niche within a niche. It's the same as the song has spring and white snow and the lower riba people. Qu Gao and Widow, Miss Yin, do you agree?"

The third round of green tea vocabulary translation - popularity is a floating cloud. Your Tan Mu's popularity is high, but 80% of the fans are fat and slashing otaku, no matter how large the base is, the quality is not high, what can you show off?

Yin Lai was not cued by someone, his brain couldn't turn a little, he looked up at Xiao Lizao, and said with one mouth, "Brother, when will we work together?" Although I am the best at black bubbles, my vocal range is quite wide. ”

Fang Chengcheng: Hehe, it's a good show of five daughters to worship their birthdays, ah no, eight women throw themselves into the river, and they are not, and the three girls compete for favor!

In the next second, Fang Chengcheng's elementary school math and physical education teacher and school gate was slapped hard.

Where are the three girls? I don't understand the addition and subtraction of no more than ten? Don't forget that in addition to the mentor, there are special guests on this stage. plus the TNT girl group, it's obviously six women who take their husbands.

When Xiao Li was chatting with several other mentors, Apple privately asked the translator sister to tell him word for word, and now this embarrassing stall is the best time for the beautiful and intelligent Tuan Ba to make his debut!

"Oba!"

Xiao Lizao's body trembled, and on the side of his cheek, he saw the TNT girl group rushing towards him in the posture of playing rugby.

Forehead...... Trinitrotoluene, piping hot. This summer, let us all have a fire to pass on this scorching heat, so that more people can feel the warmth of the-stirring stick, and let everyone blow up to the sky hand in hand.

"Oba~~~" Apple took two big steps, and the first one came to Xiao Lizao.

Xiao Lizao: Fruit TV still makes the majority of viewers and friends in front of the TV live? Is this a variety show or an ad variety show? This is all ...... It's been a seven-minute advertisement, okay? If you drag it out any longer, do you want to collect the body of the director or for me?

"Thank you for your comments and guidance on our performance. ”

What did I instruct?

"We're going to keep up the good work and keep improving according to your instructions. ”

I just said the words "yes, come on," and you will understand it? In this way, the four words written on the "Sunflower Book" are almost the same—just cut it.

"We really are big fans of yours. ”

It is predicted that in 2020, the sentence "I am a fan of Xiao Lizao" will completely replace some old pick-up routines such as "eat", "young lady is in the object", "play with the heart" and become the first opening sentence of online and offline chats.

"This time I came to China to participate in the performance, which I also worked hard for with the company, so that I could share the stage with my idol. ”

Fruit TV plus chicken legs in Taiwan - a variety show, has become a large-scale dream scene for many idols in the entertainment industry? Xiao Li has long been a true ambassador for public welfare assistance.

The thick eyelashes planted by Sister Apple's eyes fanned, and she felt that she could send Xiao Li to a distance of 54,000 miles away from the Flame Mountain.

"Oba, would you like to take a picture with me?"

Xiao Li had already seen that the on-site execution not far away had begun to direct the audience, and thought that the advertisement would end immediately, and after weighing it, he was still a gentleman and said: "Wait for the live broadcast to end." ”

Apple listened to the words of the translator, the eldest lady lost her temper, raised her hands, and tightly grabbed Xiao Lizao's arm, "Oba~~~ Please, can you take pictures now?"

Xiao Lizao was still restrained, and with a little force, he broke free his wrist from the apple's clamps.

"If you can't wait, forget it. ”

Apple looked incredulous: Who is the old lady? Is the soul of the hottest TNT girl group good? Is it okay to just be on the top list of the most beautiful female stars in the world? Several national treasure-level variety show stars in country K are rushing to lift the shoes of the old lady?

"Don't you like women?" Apple puffed out his little face, and while signaling to the translator's sister not to translate this sentence, he lowered his head and raised his eyes to stare at Xiao Lizao secretly.

"Can you represent all women?" Xiao Lizao was not polite, his voice was not loud, but the tone of his foreign language was full of aura.

Apple: What? Do you understand me?

Xiao Lizao: On the importance of mastering a few foreign languages. You can't learn anything else, but you still have to master the basic vocabulary of scolding and confession, no matter what language you use or what opponent you face, my Xiao Lizao's criterion is - you can't lose if you quarrel!

Sister Translator: May I ask if I'm going to be laid off? One month's notice, N+3 compensation, no negotiation.