079. Sisters' Bedside Talk (1)
At this time, Ji Hua was still tossing and turning in the hospital bed, imagining the tragic experience of Jiang Zimu after he was brought to power, and on the other hand, he was stupid and played two roles, and launched a frenzied criticism and pale defense to himself.
"Hmph, you must have subconsciously found out that Amu's mobile phone number was drawn early, and out of jealousy, you deliberately shouted at that throat to expose Amu's location!"
My mother, the dates are too good-looking! Watching one in ten thousand of good luck smash on the heads of other girls, who of the other sisters can not roll up their sleeves and howl - OMG, her, her, her!
"No, no, no, it's definitely not like that, you listen to my quibbles. β
"My brain was really half a beat slower, and it was really not until the moment Amu hung up the phone that I realized what a stupid thing I had done. β
"Besides, there are so many people in the audience, as long as Jujube insists, even if there is no me, there will be other people who will find clues and report it. β
"Can the matter between sisters be regarded as a betrayal? Besides, won't I also actively remedy it later?"
That being said, the video call request that suddenly came in still scared Ji Hua, who was weak-hearted.
Then, my retribution is to sit on a space-time accelerator, and sparks and lightning all the way to my side?
After struggling for a long time, in line with the principle of early death and early superbirth, Ji Hua finally accepted it with a helpless face.
"Sister Hua, haven't you slept yet?"
"Uh...... Oh, no... Not really. β
Looking at Jiang Zimu's clear big eyes blinking, Ji Hua's little heart trembled inexplicably, and he felt that the girl on the screen who looked like a cheese cat, although the laughing people and animals were harmless now, but in the next second, he would definitely have to open his teeth and claws and pounce over and use his face as a cat scratcher.
"Hello, sister!"
Yo~~~
Clams?
Oh, my God!!!
Your little sister Jiang Zimu has been squeezed out of the live broadcast room.
Ah, what is Jiangzi, what is Jiangzi, what is Zimu? Who, I don't remember.
This... This...... What kind of prank is this?
Xiao Lizao's face suddenly appeared in front of the camera, smiling slightly, blinking slowly, and already showing the attack power of his earth-destroying appearance.
Ji Hua even stretched his nostrils to twice the size of their normal state, his upper and lower teeth were busy fighting, watching Xiao Li waving his hands and smiling and playing with his bangs on the screen, his tongue trembled for a long time, and finally howled "Ah", and then he bit his fingers tightly, not daring to make more noise in the hospital.
Xiao Da Idol glanced at Jiang Zimu with a sideways face: Look, the aesthetics of all earthlings are quite normal.
"Sister, the reason why I connected with you is mainly because of her," Xiao Li turned the screen early, just took Jiang Zimu in, and the next second he was busy turning back, "In the game just now, I tried my best to win the audience." β
"As a reward for the winner, I promised to fulfill one of her wishes. β
"That is, to video connect with you. β
Ji Hua finally remembered that his eyelids could still move, slowed down and blinked, and before he could digest Xiao Lizao's words, he heard that beautiful voice sound again.
"I heard that my sister just gave birth to twins?"
"Hmm...... Well. β
"Congratulations, congratulations. β
"I hope the children can be healthy and safe and grow up soon, and I hope to see you bring them to the concert in the future!"
Ji Hua: No, my boyfriend made a video with me, and my boyfriend also invited me to take my children to his concert. Oh my God, old ...... Husband, come here and ask the nurse to help me measure my blood pressure.
Forget it, I'm just going crazy!
Yu Qianjun: Wife, does our family tree have to be reorganized? This title is a bit complicated.
Looking at Ji Hua's speechless and choked appearance full of tears on the screen, Xiao Lizao sighed with empathy while laughing.
"It's not too early, please take a good rest, and new mothers should not be too tired. β
"So, that's where the call comes first?" Xiao Lizao tilted his head and continued: "Given that this fan's performance on stage just now is really amazing, I will send you another set of the latest autographed photos." β
"Oh yes, when the concert DVD is ready, I will sign it and ask the staff to deliver a copy. β
"You...... You don't mind leaving your contact details behind, do you?"
"No...... Didn't mind ......"
Xiao Lizao held the mobile phone in one hand, and waved his other hand towards Ji Hua, who was still buffering his brain, "Cheer for all the great mothers! β
Watching Xiao Lizao's face disappear from the screen, and then seeing Jiang Zimu without saying a word, pursing his lips to make a playful wink for himself, Ji Hua waved goodbye mechanically, hung up the phone unconsciously, and continued to be immersed in Xiao Da Idol's beauty crit with a confused face and couldn't pull it out.
Fifteen minutes later, when Yu Qianjun gently pushed the door in, wanting to tuck the quilt corner for his dishonest wife, who was sleeping dishonestly, he only saw Ji Hua kneeling on the edge of the bed with a on his mobile phone, shaking around like a child, as if he was sealed by some mysterious power, and after a long time, he finally raised his head, and the corners of his mouth were raised, "Husband, when can we plan to have a third child?"
On the dialectical relationship between the opposition and unity of necessity and chance, and how to deduce that having a child is a sufficient and unnecessary condition for receiving a video call from your idol.
Tsk, it's just a phone call, isn't this stamina a little too big?
Before the audience at the concert had time to recover from the shock of the interactive links one after another, they were immediately completely blown up into fireworks by the performance of the last part of Xiao Da idol.
For the strong strength of the reverberation of the recording studio, Zao Zilin and other fans are tired of saying "I can", but when I saw my male god change three sets of costumes in the last hour and a half of singing, especially when I saw Xiao Xiansen, who is known for his "male hormones" and "Chrisma", dotted with small freckles on his cheeks, painted a black round nose, and a curly exploding wig on his head, When wearing the fluffy jumpsuit cos giant Monqiqi, all the fans in the audience, including Jiang Zimu, were speechless, and just wanted to brainstorm at the first time to discuss what brand of inferior fake wine their idols drank backstage.
"Wow Ka Ka Ka My jujube is too cute, isn't it?"
"Uh...... This transformation is too ...... Suddenly. Jujube is spicy and cute, how can I look directly at my evil thoughts that I want to shui?!?!"
"Sisters, don't talk about it, I've turned my mother into a fan, and I want to be my daughter-in-law, come and get a number plate. β
Jiang Zimu, who was finally put back in the audience, was originally happy for the rest of his life, but was instantly replaced by a WTF expression, and looked at Xiao Lizao, who was rolling and selling cuteness on the stage, and Meng Qiqi's "monkey" doll that was upright on the shoulders of Xiao Da idol, swallowed saliva, closed his eyes, and then trembled and took a sip of wolfberry water in the thermos cup, which was right to continue his life.
Hey, I didn't see it. As your employee, my wife really doesn't see it.
Ah, Xiao Lizao, you are sober! Do you want to hit the Oscars, as long as you give a word, the old lady will pay for you to be a little gold man out of her own pocket?
Xiao Lizao: Who am I?
Fans: Xiao Lizao!
Xiao Lizao: No, no, no, I'm Meng Qiqi, or the most expensive one, a limited edition, not on the shelves and not for sale.
Xiao Da Idol was inexplicably intoxicated by his handsome and lovely Shengshi beauty, touched the bib around his neck, and then shook the pacifier hanging on his wrist, although he couldn't see Jiang Zimu's current expression, but no matter how limited his IQ was, by now, he should understand his good intentions.
Thinking about it like this, Xiao Da Idol already laughed unconsciously. Gently twisted the little monkey paper on his shoulder, looked at each other affectionately, and pulled his long fluffy tail at the same time, snorting and spinning in a circle.
The original lyrics of "I'm your man" "I find myself in love with her, and I always hope that she can come home with me" has been brutally directly modified into - I find myself in love with your Ma Ma, and I always hope that she can pick me up.
As soon as he finished singing this sentence, Xiao Lizao squatted to the edge of the stage with a big grin and pointed to the nearest VVIP.
Ding Dingding was startled by Xiao Lizao's gesture, his brain seemed to be doused with sticky rice porridge, and he stopped cooking in an instant, and he couldn't function anymore.
Thanks to Gu Suixin, he patted Ding Ding Ding gently on the side, and then pouted at the big bouquet of flowers.
"Oh, oh. β
Ding Ding Ding hurriedly got up and stepped forward, and handed the bouquet to Xiao Da Idol's eyes. At the end of the mission, he was about to leave, but he was stopped by Xiao Lizao, and watched the idol he had in mind hand over the little Meng Qiqi.
This posture, which authentic jujube forest fan can hold it?
"Let me come" and "I will give birth to a monkey for you" in all directions, resounding through the clouds, until Ding Dingding's old face turned red, caught Meng Qiqi, ran back to his seat in three steps and two steps, and then completely covered his head with a doll.
At this time, the mood is like a dancing doll spinning around on a music box that emits beautiful music.
At this time, the body is like a microwave tray that is turning around under high heat.
Head...... Dizzy!
However, if you want to say that the biggest emotional fluctuations in my heart at this time, it has to be Jiang Zimu.
"Hey, it would be nice if I didn't come to the scene, if only I didn't get a ticket. β
After a pause, I didn't feel right.
"Thank you, Sister Hua, it's none of her business, if only she hadn't taken on a very arrogant business at the beginning. β
On second thought, no, no, what's wrong with a little money?
"Forget it, let's talk about itβif I ...... It's nice if it's not so flattering. β
Jiang Zimu was very helpless, blaming himself for being too "upright", and he couldn't learn to shirk responsibility.
Ay~~~
Xiao Li, who stared at the big screen in front of him, watched it for five minutes, and as soon as he slapped his head coldly, Jiang Zimu, who had a lot of scenes, started a new round of self-talk.
"This thing...... Do you think I'm giving a good meme, so you borrow it to give benefits to other fans, or is it just to fool me?"
"If I really get hit, he will definitely smile his eyes into two slits, and then point at me and scold the toad for wanting to eat swan meat!"
"By the way, I will say that I am mediocre for the N+1st time, and then praise myself to the sky. β
"But...... There's a 'poisoned apple' in the front and a 'Monchiqi' in the back, if it's really just to trick me, this thing is too hard, right?"
"Or is it that in order to let me help him change his fortune desperately, it is best to work for free, so he came up with this bad idea?"
Jiang Zimu pursed his cheeks and opened and closed his mouth like a goldfish.
Do you choose to be ridiculed, or pretend to be deaf and dumb and continue to pretend not to know?
After weighing and weighing, he finally decided to let go, and as soon as Xiao Lizao's tour ended, he immediately talked face-to-face, even if he was ridiculed by Xiao Da Idol for being amorous, and then he was embarrassed for three or five years in a row, it should not give people false hope, let alone delay the other party's life.