Jiang Zimu was stunned, and felt that if he didn't face up to the catastrophic eyes of the man opposite, he would be too sorry for the seven dwarfs.

Jiang Zimu wanted to laugh a little: Although I don't know when you will be tired of playing this stalk of poisonous apples, whether you think it is more exciting to tease me in front of everyone, or it is more romantic to play dumb riddles and confess in front of thousands of people, for me personally, this is not a very pleasant experience.

Isn't it good to honestly follow the script? Isn't it fragrant to eat lychees quietly?

Xiao Lizao was full of joy and waited for Jiang Zimu's excited feedback, imagining whether the little milk meow who was fried from time to time should cry bitterly and suddenly choked up to speechlessness, and waited for a long time without saying a word, only to see Jiang Zimu slow down, his head tilted ninety degrees, and vividly cosed the supreme sand sculpture in the cat world - the cat ...... The death gaze of the head eagle.

"The ......"

"When I was younger, my favorite thing was the apples in the fruit shop downstairs - that ...... Prevent... Du five apples. ”

"Yes, the boss's name is Du Wu, so it's Du Wu Apple. ”

"My favorite is that 'poison'~~~" Xiao Lizao deliberately dragged out the end again, "Du Wu, Apple." ”

"It's just her, no semicolon. Never forget, when there is a recall. ”

Jiang Zimu: Are you always a homophonic stalk or a pinyin stalk? No matter which one it is, the deduction is certain.

Looking at Jiang Zimu's still sluggish expression, Xiao Lizao scratched his head and turned his body back: "No, no, I'm just a baby who is still very romantic when he falls in love!

"Well, because of this answer, a little bit...... Times. ”

"In this way, I have an extra question, and if you can answer it correctly, you will win. ”

Jiang Zimu: Inexplicably, there is an additional question that will make the horror premonition of more idiot, how can it be broken?

"Excuse me, if one day, I ...... got a girlfriend," Xiao Lizao's words were interrupted by a series of "ahhh

"Shhh~ Listen well. ”

"If, I mean if, I'm in a relationship and I'm a fan, what would you say to my girlfriend?"

"Two options – A, congratulations, B, wash. ”

At this time, the very sense-minded camera brother made a little skin again, and after locking the position, he directly slapped the camera on the face of Dou Sha, who came to cheer in a low-key manner.

When I saw Miss Dou appear on the big screen on the stage, the boiling degree of the audience had already surpassed Fang Cai Xiaoda's idol's abdominal muscle solo show.

In general, the fans in the audience are roughly divided into two camps:

Old Mother Pie - Zao'er, the incense of our old Xiao family is pointing at you. Work hard, marry Miss Dou into the door quickly, and hold the two of you for three years, isn't it a problem?

I don't agree with this family business! Please wake up, open your eyes and look at me! Only I will never leave you, only I will be wholeheartedly devoted to you. In front of you, there are only two ways, either my husband or a single dog!Otherwise, the old lady will lose her powder every minute, step back, and commit suicide! Hmph~

This situation is very embarrassing.

Xiao Li had already handed several plates of fried squid to the camera brother in his heart, and said in his heart, can you not mess with the mandarin duck spectrum? It's okay, honestly put the camera on the head of this girl opposite me, isn't it?

And Jiang Zimu is here, it is not good for the left or right, and he will be scolded for supporting and opposing it.

Choose A, hehe, more than half of the total number of angry girlfriend fans are probably going to come out and jump: you are a fake fan! Brother love is a big deal, you don't want to think about it, what kind of pretending to be out of the world to send blessings?

Choose B, belch, a bunch of mother powder is going to poke the backbone again: You are a fake fan! Isn't it a good thing that dates can be married? You are so looking forward to him being lonely and old, there is no one around you who knows cold and hot? True feelings, you will be punished by God, and you will climb for your grandfather.

Jiang Zimu: I ...... I'm so hard......

"I'll pick C. ”

Clams?

Xiao Li blinked early, flipped the card over and over again, and looked at it carefully, didn't he choose one of the two?

"If, jujube, you really have a girlfriend in the future, and I am lucky enough to be able to speak......"

"I'll hold your girlfriend's hand tightly and say to her with tears in my eyes—"

The fans at the scene swallowed their saliva, listening to Jiang Zimu's sentences, and really wanted to hit her.

Please, congratulations, shoot you, what else is there besides?

"Heart-pain-you!"

Poof~ Hahahahahaha.

What kind of fairy scene is this today, idols and fans have just picked up the KPI of today's auspicious day of the zodiac to rush diss?

Xiao Li had already listened to the ridicule of his own fans from all directions, and in a boo, he ushered in the highest moment on the road to singleness in the past 28 years. Yes, what could be more humorous than confessing vaguely at his own concert, but being silenced by his love object?

Xiao Da Idol, who had difficulty realizing his failure, found a step for himself again after a second of silence for the loss of love.

This goddess, because she has always boasted that she is a scholar, she can't even figure out my simple word game, maybe the diploma was bought.

Hmph, pit goods + foodies, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!

Although he was dissed by Jiang Zimu again, although he kept nagging like an awkward little doll not to talk to Jiang Zimu again, but in the next question-and-answer session, in the face of Jiang Zimu's wonderful performance, Xiao Da Idol still had to applaud the heavens and people in shock, and obediently offered his knees.

After three rounds of mandatory questions, the final lyrics rush to answer the lyrics was still unfolded among the eleven fans on the field. Xiao Lizao sings a random lyric, and after he says "start", as long as the fan can be the first to sing the next sentence, it is considered a win.

In view of Jiang Zimu's "ghostly" and "stunning" singing voice, Xiao Li temporarily modified the rules very humanely, and changed the next sentence of singing to singing or speaking.

At the beginning, when they saw that Jiang Zimu didn't want to blurt out the correct answer, some fans in the audience who were already skeptical about Jiang Zimu's appearance finally began to whisper uncontrollably.

"Well, as I said, this woman's appearance must have been arranged in advance by the staff. ”

"Otherwise, just our group of cowards, we have been holding back our anger at the dates for several years, where is it so coincidental, this time I picked such a rigid one, and dared to directly fight the dates?"

"I think so, too. This girl has a stalk, and she can let go, and the key is that she looks pretty good. What kind of fate does this have to be for Jujube to draw her number among so many people. ”

"But isn't this setting too deliberate? Look at it, there are twelve questions so far, and she is the first to answer them, and she can answer them correctly every time. If I were dates, I would have to fry all the relevant staff as soon as I got off the stage!"

Although Xiao Lizao is often stupid, he is not stupid. Many times, he just has a big heart, and he is lazy and has advanced cancer, and he is not happy to use his brain on a dry needle and thread. In addition, there is a heavenly and earthly Gu Sui heart around him at any time, taking care of him meticulously, so it is not a big deal to go out without a brain.

Originally, according to Xiao Lizao's temper, in the face of the voices that doubted everything, a sentence of "get out of the calf" could end the battle. But this time, firstly, it was related to Jiang Zimu, and secondly, the victory or defeat on the scene was too one-sided, and Xiao Li had to change his tactics and suppress the doubts as quickly as possible.

"Let's pause the game on the stage for a moment. ”

Xiao Lizao pulled his bangs to the side, and raised his eyebrows at Jiang Zimu in disbelief.

"Out-of-tune king, you...... It can't be a relative of one of my staff, right?"

I know you have an amazing memory, but can we grasp the degree well, don't be the same as an open-book exam?

"Didn't anyone tell you that your winning method of sweeping the whole game is easy to be questioned for cheating?"

Jiang Zimu waved his hand anxiously, touched the mobile phone in his trouser pocket embarrassedly, and reflected on it, feeling that his heart to win this time was really too red.

There is no way, who asked Xiao Li to say before the game that as long as he wins, he can agree to a small wish of the winner.

Jiang Zimu looked at his phone sullenly, and said in his heart that his wish this time really couldn't be fulfilled without the blessing of Xiao Da idol.

"Do you audience feel like me, that someone missed the question?"

"Seriously, I'm also curious," Xiao Li raised his hand early and beckoned a few staff members to come up, "So I'm sorry, I'm going to change the rules of the game temporarily." ”

"Next, I'd like to ask the staff to bring a microphone to the audience. ”

"Please come up with random questions, as long as it's my song, any of the lyrics in it can be, I want to see if this out-of-tune king can still be connected!"

"In order to prevent the audience from sitting in the nursery, please hand the microphone to any one around you after you finish the question, it is best if you don't know each other. ”

Looking at Jiang Zimu's expectant little expression, Xiao Lizao shook his head and said with a smile: "By the way, don't come up with that kind of sentence with only one interjection." I'm afraid that it will be spread that my jujube forest is bullying the small with the big and not winning the army. ”

The Nth time recalling Jiang Zimu's large number of certificates and trophies, Xiao Lizao looked at the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, and shouted confidently in his heart - go, Pikachu!

Audience: Finally, after waiting so long, I finally got to a game that I could also participate in.

A group of fans looked in the mirror and put on lipstick, eager to try, for fear of missing this opportunity to show their faces in front of Xiao Lizao. Some of them have already started to take their mobile phones, and instantly searched for Xiao Lizao's exclusive song list, ready to play man-machine battle with Jiang Zimu.

It has to be said that the power of the masses is infinite and great.

In the next twenty minutes, through the disdainful efforts of nearly 200 onlookers, they finally ......

It has successfully established the glorious title of Jiang Zimu's "human-shaped small song library".

How to say it, the whole process is like a realistic version of One-Punch Man, no hesitation, no flinching, simple, one-hit killing.

At this time, VVIP cried the most bitterly, and the promise was: Hey, I was raised by dog food, and I was raised by dog food. Why is it that the food that was originally eaten is not fragrant in this mouth. Teacher, you have a wood and a primary school girl, can you introduce me to me for the sake of my dedication to learning?

After experiencing this experience, the fans at the scene went from the initial shock to the dizziness in the back, took out the concert tickets from their pockets, looked at them repeatedly for a long time, and finally confirmed a fact - where are we participating in Xiao Lizao's Asian tour, obviously the two major forces of Deyun Tiantuan and the strongest brain, you sing and I will appear on the stage, and I will work hard to grab customers on a stage!

Xiao Lizao's face couldn't hide the little pride, as if he turned his face and forgot the misery of the failure to show love just now, and staggered in front of Jiang Zimu, and said, "Say, what kind of wishes do you want me to help you realize?"

Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone.

"Jujube, now you believe that I'm really your fan, right?"

"What's the matter? you want me to ...... Got you a new phone?"

Jiang Zimu didn't have time to be like a fool, and as he spoke, he clicked on WeChat.

"I have a sister who is very special and very fond of you. Originally, she was going to come tonight, but because she gave birth to a baby two days ago, she really couldn't come in person. ”

"Can you, have a video chat with her?"