The next day was less than seven o'clock, Jiang Zimu was noisy by the rhythmic drum beat and couldn't sleep anymore, rubbed his eyes in confusion, turned his head and caught a glimpse of Li Feng's human-shaped standing card next to the bed, and couldn't help exclaiming "Mom", stroking his chest to smooth himself, muttering to himself: "I almost forgot that I just took a new job yesterday." ”

"Well, since you're awake, let's get to work. Finish early, go home early. ”

Thinking so, Jiang Zimu snorted and got up, finished washing up meticulously step by step, put on a thin scheming nude makeup, and prepared to go downstairs to find something to eat.

As soon as I arrived at the staircase, I saw Xiao Lizao dressed in loose casual clothes, echoing the fierce music, and dancing in the open space of the living room.

The soundtrack is sometimes passionate and sometimes sexy, and the beats are so sharp and jumpy that you feel the urge to shake your head along with it. Although Xiao Lizao's figure is tall, there is no shortcoming in the hot dance, every muscle is mobilized at the right time, and the force is highlighted to the right extent, the movements are crisp and neat, the coordination is strong, and it is so perfect that even the fingernails and hair are stepping on the point. It's no wonder that none of Xiao Lizao's fans are not praised with pride, saying that watching their idols dance is the ultimate feast of spirit and flesh, even if they have severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, they can be instantly healed and infinitely satisfied under this flawless dance move.

"It's really a madman. Jiang Zimu didn't want to disturb Xiao Lizao's practice, so he cautiously walked downstairs and walked along the root of the wall to the kitchen.

"Awake?"

"Hey. ”

Jiang Zimu turned around and saw that Xiao Li had already taken the remote control and turned off the music, and when he shook his head, beads of sweat flew like raindrops.

"Wasn't it too tired to lift your arms last night, why did you start practicing so early today?"

Xiao Lizao's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he pouted and said: "In order to prevent you from sleeping lazy, I specially chose the most intense and noisy tune." As a professional, when you hear music, all kinds of illnesses are eliminated. ”

“TD。 ”

"Huh?" Xiao Li was already tugging at the corner of the towel, but he hadn't touched his forehead yet. "Are you scolding me in a foreign language or dialect I don't know?"

Jiang Zimu gave him a blank look, "Reply to TD, I want to unsubscribe from your wake-up service." ”

When Xiao Li heard this, he laughed, and his big white teeth were a little dazzling.

"Free additional service, non-refundable and non-exchangeable. ”

"Cut. ”

Jiang Zimu waved his hand back, opened the refrigerator by himself, and said while taking the eggs: "I want to make an omelette, you either have a free service and don't add more money." ”

Xiao Li licked his lips and paused for half a minute, "Someone will come to deliver food at eight o'clock." For breakfast, I can only eat a piece of steamed pumpkin and a glass of freshly squeezed fruit and vegetable juice. ”

"Why bother? There is no joy in such a life. ”

Jiang Zimu looked at several glass bottles in the refrigerator one by one, took a jar of unopened mayonnaise, and looked at the date, it turned out to be last week.

"Why are you stuffing the fridge so full when you don't eat?"

Xiao Lizao gently pressed his shoulder for soothing exercises, and raised his eyebrows and scolded "white-eyed wolf".

"This was just ordered by Gu's mother yesterday, after knowing that you are going to live here. ”

Jiang Zimu's face was a little red, and he responded weakly, followed by a sincere "thank you".

"However, Sister Gu prepares these...... Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to hold it and steal food behind your back?"

When Xiao Li heard this, he immediately straightened up.

"I have an Asian concert tour in September, so from now on, I need to eat a reasonable diet to control my weight, increase my exercise and improve my physical strength. ”

"It's my job, and I'm not going to be sloppy. Do you think I'm the kind of fool who steals food behind my back to get myself in trouble?"

"Well, that's ......"

Jiang Zimu shook like a rattle, "No, no, no, you're definitely not!" said to himself: A proper work attitude is the only shining point in your annoying spirit.

"So......" Xiao Li took a few steps to Jiang Zimu's side, his voice was low, and he hesitated a little.

"So, I can win on my strength. If...... If you really want to compete with Li Feng. ”

"You ......"

"Gu's mother's words, I can't help but listen. After all, she is the closest person in this world, and I don't want her to be sad and disappointed. ”

Jiang Zimu's eyes rolled, and he opened the "Xiao Lizao Search Engine" in his memory.

Looks like I've heard that this guy had a rough childhood. This kind of debut standard configuration is simply rotten street. who cares？It’s just business。

Xiao Li saw that Jiang Zimu didn't respond for a long time, so he had to purse his lips and pick out his words.

"So...... This time, can you be perfunctory, don't let Li Feng have any accidents. ”

"I said boss, you and Li Feng ...... Isn't it ......"

Jiang Zimu listened to Xiao Lizao's please, and his thoughts turned a few corners, but what he thought of was the question of Xiao Lizao's orientation that was rumored on the Internet. What "the gods of the gods in the Chinese entertainment industry don't love women and love men", what "Xiao Li has never exposed scandals because he only has boyfriends", etc., etc., etc., etc.

The big grain producers in the male and male CP powder are best at making all kinds of Lalang matches related to Xiao Lizao. Not to mention, there have been a lot of popular works that have cut Xiao Lizao and Li Feng into a "double LI" combination recently, full of brains and feelings, and have become Xiao Lizao's same-sex CP trend.

Although Xiao Lizao didn't know what addition, subtraction, multiplication and division was going on in Jiang Zimu's mind now, just looking at her little intoxication and all kinds of weird expressions that wanted to talk about it, no matter what she was thinking now, it was not a good thing after all.

"Ahem, ahem, you don't have to worry about the cost. The amount promised to you, I will pay a lot of money and make up for it privately. ”

"That's not good! I'm a lucky changer with professional ethics, okay?" Jiang Zimu's voice raised a little, "It's a big deal, I don't let him lose his arms and legs, I just let him have a little bad luck." Anyway, with my years of practical experience, the unlucky degree of the casting target is still within a controllable range. ”

Xiao Lizao nodded, wiped the sweat on his forehead again, paused for a moment, and said coldly, "Goddess, since you are a change of luck, why can't you directly add a buff to me without harming others?"

"What do you know? The longevity in the universe is determined by heaven, and the total amount remains the same, scientifically speaking, do you understand the conservation of energy? It is impossible to add it, you can only make up for the loss first and then make up for it, and adjust individual differences. I take some of the luck from others and put it back into the loop for a redistribution of the lanes. The good fortune that is taken away may fall on one head, or it may fall on tens of millions of people. This redistribution is random, or God's work, and I can't interfere with it. ”

"It's just that because you have a direct interest in the person I picked up, you can get visible feedback, but the part of the luck that is taken away may not really fall on your head. ”

"Oh. Xiao Li was stunned for a long time, and smacked Jiang Zimu's explanation, it was really like that.

"So this small adjustment of yours is actually increasing God's workload. ”

"Not really. Jiang Zimu clapped his hands and sighed again and again, "So, those who do our job won't live long." Do you think, the god father is so happy to sunbathe in the sky of Saipan and watch the big-breasted beauties fishing koi to cultivate their sentiments, suddenly WeChat rang, and the only public account subscribed to - the human free-range guide issued instructions, telling him that there are people in Huaguo whose luck has been cut off, and now this wind-like free luck is floating in the air waiting for redistribution. ”

"Father Tianshen thought to himself, Lao Tzu is on vacation, you are looking for work for Lao Tzu again, 996 every day, who can afford it. Hey, let me see which little hoof is giving me trouble. ”

"As soon as the Qiankun mirror was opened, I saw my face. Father said to the gods, it's just you, I will remember you for the rest of my life. I can't let you live to ninety-nine, or my annual leave will expire. ”

Xiao Lizao listened to Jiang Zimu's more and more incoherent stand-up comedy, and sighed sincerely, "This may be the reason why girls need to be proficient in makeup and PS." Even if you are mirrored by God, you may not be able to recognize who is who. As soon as the words fell, Xiao Lizao lowered his head and looked at Jiang Zimu's little face, shook his head, and sighed, "As for your case, let's rely on plastic surgery to save your life." ”

Jiang Zimu muttered and scolded in a low voice, "Have you insured your poisonous tongue? It's really easy for you to be beaten to death if you go out like this." ”

Xiao Lizao subconsciously brushed the flowing sea, tilted his head, and his face was filled with the pleasure of dominating the whole service, "Not only do I have insurance for my tongue, but I also want to apply for world cultural heritage for my face." ”

Hehe, Jiang Zimu took a sip in his heart, and then he was afraid that he would continue to be asked about the details of the change, if he really wanted to do that, he really couldn't fool the past. Thinking so, he simply followed up with his appearance, so as to divert Xiao Lizao's attention to other places.

"Yes, yes, you are the most beautiful, don't refute. As for me, it's better to forget about plastic surgery. Other people need money for plastic surgery, but my plastic surgery is terrible. Which surgeon has really taken over, just my Mariana Trench-like basic starting point, I'm afraid that the doctor will die of exhaustion on the operating table?"

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Lizao was a little unhappy.

"Not really, you're not particularly ugly. ”

"Huh. You'd better go over and continue to practice, or I'm worried that I won't be able to hold back the next second and hold you by the neck and rub your face against the smooth omelette pan. ”

Xiao Li felt a little happy, not for anything else, at least he grew so big, few young girls can be so big and open in front of him, especially after his debut, this relaxed atmosphere of conversation is basically gone, and what surrounds him on and off the stage is either crazy yelling "Jujube is so handsome, I will give you a monkey", or a black fan who shouts "Xiao Li will get out of the entertainment industry early".

True, in the years after becoming famous, it seems to be precious and hard to find.

"By the way, the dietitian will deliver the meal at eight o'clock, and the cleaning aunt will come and clean it at ten o'clock. I'm working downstairs, you just stay in the room on the second floor, we don't interfere with each other, and the most important thing is that you don't let outsiders find out, lest they think I'm ......."

"I thought that you, a thirty-year-old man, were really old and dizzy, and couldn't tell the difference, so you let an ordinary person like me appear in your villa. ”

Xiao Li couldn't cry or laugh in the morning, "You won't be comfortable if you don't show your fancy skills for a day, right?"

"Each other, each other. ”

The first to drive the second to achieve common poverty.