Sure enough, at ten o'clock, Aunt Cleaning Xiang came to the door on time to serve.

The person himself was selected by Gu Suixin and signed a confidentiality agreement early, and Aunt Xiang has been conscientious and tight-mouthed in the past four or five years, so Xiao Li has been polite to this mother fan in her fifties, and she doesn't put on any superstar shelves.

"Aunt Xiang, in the past two days, I will only tidy up the first floor, and if you are on the second floor, you don't need to clean it for the time being. ”

Aunt Xiang agreed again and again, looked at Xiao Lizao and looked at it carefully for a while, suppressed the pink bubbles in her eyes, and whispered as if nagging her son, "What a beautiful young man, it's just too thin." Dates, but eat on time, don't treat yourself. ”

"Uh-huh. Xiao Li had already had a pair or no support, and he sat on the sofa with his feet crossed, listening to the demo he had just recorded repeatedly.

Aunt Xiang is very discerning, seeing that Xiao Li was busy in the morning, she didn't say much, put on gloves, rushed into the kitchen, and started daily cleaning.

"Yo, I actually ate barbecue, it's really down-to-earth. After washing the dishes, Aunt Xiang chattered while sorting out the garbage. "My boy, if he is half as beautiful as a date, he won't be in his thirties and still can't find a partner. ”

"But when it comes to finding a partner, you can't just look at your appearance, you have to find someone who is empathetic and knows how hot and cold you are, so that the life of the young couple after marriage can be harmonious and beautiful. ”

"Having said that, the boy really can't be too beautiful, otherwise he will compare his daughter-in-law and son-in-law, and what little girl is willing to be a green leaf as a foil. ”

Aunt Xiang muttered alone, and she could slap herself in the face four times in three sentences. Even though it is upside down, it is also enjoyable. was busy, and suddenly heard a bang upstairs, as if some heavy object had fallen on the ground, which made the old man tremble three times.

Xiao Lizao got up from the sofa in a hurry, took off his headphones tremblingly, and threw an embarrassing and polite smile at Aunt Xiang who ran out of the kitchen to check what was going on, and scolded in his heart: What the hell is Mother Jiang doing?

"Dates...... Upstairs ......"

"It's okay, Aunt Xiang. I guess something didn't put it away and slipped to the ground. You're busy, I'll go up and take a look myself. ”

Before the words fell, Xiao Li hurried to the second floor three steps and two steps earlier.

At this end, Jiang Zimu didn't know that his crystal ball had smashed into the floor like a meteorite hitting the earth. With B-brand classic noise-cancelling headphones and turning the volume to the maximum, Jiang Zimu stood on the sofa with a horse step, staring at the big screen in front of him without blinking, which was playing the first solo concert held by Li Feng in Xiangcheng at the end of last year.

“Everybody put your hands up!”

Li Feng on the screen is dressed in a silver and white suit, and the stage is full of appeal. Domineering pointed to the stage, singing and dancing, and performing the title dance song of his album - "Dangerous Relationship"

"Your high heels sound like a war drum in my heart. ”

"The drums of war are up, the drums of war are up. ”

"Your Chanel is sprayed in the air and smells like your breath. ”

"Your breath. ”

"I think your presence is a trick by the devil, and I gladly go to war but I don't know who I am. ”

"Ah, what a dangerous relationship. ”

"yes, yes, danger ......" Jiang Zimu was on the rise, holding the support stick high in both hands, and twisted and jumped on the sofa with enthusiasm, but unfortunately the last word had not been shouted out, and his eyes had already caught a glimpse of a tall figure flashing at the door, the pressure in the room rose at the speed of light, and the temperature dropped instantly, that kind of solemnity, which was close to Thanos's cold, lonely and contemptuous appearance.

"The bird said, early, early, you... Why do you ...... With the explosives bag on his back......, Jiang Zimu slowly took off his headphones with a crying voice, and looked at Xiao Lizao at the door for three minutes, and then suddenly snapped his fingers and smiled flatteringly, "Hey man, don't be so serious."

"Speak Chinese. Xiao Lizao sneered and closed the door gently, "Your support is very skillful." ”

"Okay, I think there's room for improvement. Jiang Zimu hurriedly put down the support stick, bent his body, and sat down slowly on the sofa, "Dear, listen to me make it up for you...... Explain! Let me explain it to you. ”

"Here's the thing. Jiang Zimu's lips were wet, and his brain was running rapidly.

"In martial arts films, in order to respect the opponent, before the move, the heroes have to sympathize with each other and blow each other first. ”

"Ahem, ahem, and then...... The real masters are all killed and buried. ”

"So what......" Jiang Zimu clapped his hands, raised his head and smiled at Xiao Lizao, bright and bright, "Well, that's right." So what I am doing now, it is the standard process before changing the fortune and casting the spell - to put it more concisely in Chinese, that is, before killing someone, first chanting the sutra to be excessive, and calming the soul in advance; in English, just one sentence, show my respect. Well, I say that, do you understand?"

Xiao Lizao nodded very kindly, "You are so excessive, you are really distracted." ”

"By the way, one of your magic artifacts fell to the floor, I hope it won't have much impact on your follow-up work. ”

When Jiang Zimu heard this, he immediately looked down, and then found that the backpack on the sofa didn't know when it opened, and it was estimated that he was touching and jumping too much on the sofa, and the crystal ball was forced, so it rolled to the ground without dying.

"Uh...... It doesn't matter, my one has been passed down from generation to generation, with the blessings of several masters' spiritual power, tempered thousands of times, and not broken or broken. While speaking, Jiang Zimu quickly scooped up the crystal ball from the ground with a weak heart, rolled it in the palm of his hand twice, and muttered silently in his heart: Don't say, the quality of a certain treasure is surprisingly good. Catch up with Ming'er and add a rainbow fart review to the store to show my heartfelt gratitude.

Xiao Lizao snorted coldly from his nose, and an equation that no longer needs to be argued like one plus one equals two appeared in his mind:

Goddess = liar.

Thinking like this, Xiao Lizao's eyes tightened, and he glanced at Li Feng's standing card in the corner, and felt more stable in his heart.

"You give me honesty, don't make any more moths, do you hear clearly?"

“Yes ，sir。 By the way, I'll do it later, I need a relatively independent space, so don't just break in, in case it is affected, I am not responsible. ”

Xiao Li turned his head and bowed to Jiang Zimu, "I also need absolute silence when I work." I really beg you to stop hurting my young heart, okay?"

"Well, they are all earthlings, and they must love each other and never hurt each other. ”

Jiang Zimu responded without shame, turned his face and looked at Li Feng on the screen again, he couldn't wait for Xiao Li to close the door early, and he couldn't help but whisper and praise: So handsome, I'm going to become a girlfriend fan.