084. Whack-a-Mole (1)
When I saw the news that Xiao Li was surrounded at Yinpu Airport as early as the beginning, Jiang Zimu had just returned home from the maternity hospital. Originally, I had a happy afternoon with Ji Hua, and I packed hoof flowers and spicy rabbit heads from my favorite shop, and I was about to have dinner with Ding Dingding, but as soon as I saw the TV broadcast, Jiang Zimu's expression instantly became unnatural.
"This is too miserable, isn't it?" Ding Ding Ding flipped through the WB with his free hand, and then found the live video on station D, "I don't know, the jujube is injured." ”
Jiang Zimu chewed the cheek meat on the rabbit's head, snorted and calmed down, "It should be ...... It's okay. ”
"After all, the Chinese male star who can cause such a big sensation in country K, I'm afraid that he is the only one who is very arrogant, which is not quite a long face for Hua Guo. ”
"Is it a good thing that you can't travel because you're surrounded by fans?"
Jiang Zimu raised his face, looked at Ding Ding Ding, rolled his eyes, and quickly made a strong move, "Ding Ding, listen to me, this matter has nothing to do with me at all!"
"Although I was forced to power by him last night, and I was squeezed by him vigorously, but I took revenge at that time, hehe...... So, I don't need to keep bothering him......"
Ding Dingding put his phone aside, smiled, and didn't say a word on his lips, but his face was full of "Go on, I'll watch you make it up quietly".
"Really! Definitely not me!"
"Just rush at you, I will never harm Xiao Lizao, besides, I can't hurt it!"
After a pause, Jiang Zimu himself felt that this expression was a bit of a pun, and he muttered softly for a long time, "Again...... And no one pays me a small amount of money, what am I doing...... Take away his luck for no reason. If you harm others and yourself, you will lose your life!"
Ding Ding Ding sneered, his expression was unfathomable, and he calmly took a sip of hoof flower soup, "Don't panic, I understand." ”
"What am I panicking about, hehe... Hehe. After speaking, Jiang Zimu stared at the TV while biting the rabbit's tongue and chewing it violently.
"This rabbit head is pretty strong today, isn't it?"
"Jiang Jiang," Ding Ding Ding sighed, "you ...... just now I ate disposable gloves. ”
Jiang Zimu: Forehead.......
Phew~
Ding Dingding squinted at the TV news, and then looked at Jiang Zimu's little face, somehow, for the first time, his heart was full of expectations: everything, there must be exceptions.
As soon as Xiao Li arrived at the hotel early, he first went to take a hot bath, and the moment he put his two arms into the water, all the wounds were like being bitten by tens of thousands of ants, and those wounds were slightly deeper, and there were even blood oozing out.
After soaking the stiff muscles and washing away the dust all the way, Xiao Da Idol, who was full of grief and dejectedness, turned back into the spiritual guy who was "the most handsome man in the world".
Blowing lightly on the wound on the back of his hand, Xiao Li moved to the living room slowly.
As soon as Gu Suixin saw it, he immediately rushed over, "How about it?"
Xiao Li smiled early and waved his hand lightly, "Mother Gu, I'm not a three-year-old child, this little injury, what do you care about it." ”
"What kind of little injury?" Gu Suixin pulled Xiao Lizao's arm and took a closer look, "These fans, have they practiced the Nine Yin White Bone Claw or how to drop? Wouldn't it be nice to have close contact with idols and shake hands? Where is the strength to eat milk to scratch people like this?"
"It's alright. Xiao Lizao patted Gu Suixin's shoulder, did a childish curl, and lit up his just right biceps like a bodybuilder, and patted his chest, "I, pure masters, am strong." ”
"You~~~"
Gu Suixin held Xiao Lizao's hand, and then blew some cool air on the back of his hand.
"Look, these are so deep, don't leave a scar. ”
"No, it won't. It is estimated that the healing is a little slower. ”
"Tomorrow's shooting, anyway, it's a formal suit, and the arms can cover it. If the one in your hand is conspicuous, just cover it with powder, it's really not good, please change it later. ”
Xiao Li took a long breath, withdrew his hand, and shrank on the sofa by himself, "It won't affect the effect of advertising." ”
Gu Suixin pinched his temples, and when he looked at his watch, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.
"Jujube, I just called room service for you, don't care if your face is swollen or not, don't care if you don't go on a diet during the concert festival, the first show is already so tired, and the airport did it again just now, how much should you treat yourself first." ”
"My name is also relatively healthy, you eat a little bit to replenish your strength. ”
Xiao Lizao tilted his head, stroked his freshly dried hair, and said in his heart: Why did you suddenly ...... I especially want to eat it...... Where's the durian pizza near the god's house?!
Gu Suixin looked at the expression of his cub outside the wandering object, and shook his head helplessly, "Eat well, remember to rest early, do you know?"
"Hmm. ”
"Then I'll go back to my room and have a meeting with the team in China. ”
"If I can't find out who leaked your itinerary today, I won't sleep, and they won't even want to sleep!"
Looking at Gu Sui's puffed up, this time, it was Xiao Lizao's turn to shake his head and smile bitterly.
Ten minutes later, looking at the long-lost steak in front of him, Xiao Da Idol's expression was like Xu Xian, who met his own lady again at the broken bridge in West Lake.
Carefully cut a piece, holding the fork in front of his eyes, Xiao Lizao's hand was secretly hard, but he grabbed the mobile phone case in his other hand with a click.
I don't know what's wrong, since when, how can I involuntarily think of Mrs. Jiang's face when I see something delicious?
In fact, from the end of last night's premiere to the present, Xiao Li has already had the idea of talking to Jiang Zimu for the third hundredth time, but now, it is also the three hundred and first time to persuade himself to temporarily suppress this idea.
"Career is the priority! I have to focus on the Asian Tour first. ”
He was just afraid of being rejected outright.
"I always call first, which is very inconsistent with my identity as a cosmic idol superstar?"
He was just afraid of being rejected outright. Plus 1.
"Didn't we just meet yesterday, so there's no need to call today. ”
He was just afraid of being rejected outright. Add 10086.
"She sings so badly, if I call again, I'm afraid my ears will vomit. ”
He was just afraid of being rejected outright. Add your ID number.
Vaguely, Xiao Lizao's subconscious was already unconfident in himself: what if Jiang Zimu understood his on-site confession at all, what if last night's reaction was her only answer, whether directly or indirectly?
Pushing the direct confession to the end of the Asian Tour is just a step that Xiao Li has given himself. Even if the subjective does not want to admit it, the subconscious has long understood that at this time, it is definitely not a good time to be rejected, that is to say, the subconscious has already decided that it is likely impossible to confess again now.
Therefore, hiding from Jiang Zimu until the end of the Asian Tour has become the only way that Xiao Da Aidou, a stupid ostrich, can think of.
Jiang Zimu, who had eaten dinner, watched TV absentmindedly. Ding Ding Ding watched that in less than a minute, the TV was changed from channel one to channel two hundred, stared sideways at the "changing machine of wooden feelings" on the sofa, and sighed softly.
"Jiang Jiang, I read what WB said, there are noses and eyes. ”
"What do you mean?"
"Said that the date was at the airport, and it seemed to be injured. ”
"Oh...... Oooh. ”
Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, "So?"
"So, as an employee, and as a friend, do you have to give a phone call?"
Jiang Zimu waved his hand in disgust, and the whites of his eyes rolled, "Don't price." I don't go to hell, whoever loves to go. ”
"Whatever you want, whatever you want. Ding Ding Ding sighed again, got up and went to the bedroom, "I'll clean up, the new lazy sweat steam bucket has been idle for more than a month, and I happen to be free today, I'll get some petals and throw them in, and make a spa by myself." ”
"That's right," Ding Ding Ding turned his head, just in time to see Jiang Zimu holding his mobile phone with a bitter and bitter expression, "Jiang Jiang, I'll take a bath, but it will take a long time." ”
Jiang Zimu: Hehe, dear, your words can be said more clearly.
Awkwardly, he moved the phone under his nose again, and then looked around the living room vigilantly, and when it was confirmed that Ding Ding Ding was really gone, Jiang Zimu chirped:
"Anyway, if you want to congratulate you on the success of the debut, right?"
If you want to call, just say it.
"Sister Hua received the autograph photo, and the joy was almost over. Thank you personally, right?"
If you want to call, just say it. Plus 1.
"Although being surrounded by fans shows that the popularity is high, but in case there is a three-long and two-short, I'm afraid that if it's not the goods, you have to teach me a lesson - "After-sales Processing of Reshipment"?"
If you want to call, just say it. Add 10086.
Jiang Zimu glanced at the hot pick-up discussion on WB, his face wrinkled, and he dialed a video call.
As for why it's a video, don't ask, it's Lao Tzu's pleasure to ask.
Here, Xiao Da Idol had just had his first cordial and friendly oral meeting with the steak, and before the preliminary negotiation between meat and teeth was over, he was so frightened by Jiang Zimu's call request that the slippers hanging on his feet flew out.
Pick it up?
Before his brain could analyze it, his thumb involuntarily clicked the acceptance button.
"Forehead ......"
Jiang Zimu's kitten eyes were boneless, and before Xiao Li could speak, he first came a storm-like fur seal clapping.
Xiao Lizao: I'm a little confused, let me take a look - this is because I know that I was scratched, so I can't help but send a congratulatory message?
"That...... Congratulations to the owner dad on the success of the first game of the Asian Tour!"
"Oh~hehe...... Hehe. ”
Xiao Da Idol breathed a sigh of relief, but at this time he was inexplicably humble, pushed his mobile phone on the stand, and covered his chest to make an unusual gentlemanly half-bow, "It's okay, TOEFL TOEFL." ”
"Handsome and handsome. ”
"Where, where. ”
"That's great!"
"It's so-so. ”
"Amazing, amazing. ”
"Laughing, laughing. ”
......
If Gu Suixin and Ding Dingding threw everything off at this time and rushed to the scene of the incident, they should be able to witness the most deserving winner of the "2020 Human Confusion Behavior Award" for the first time.
Gu Suixin and Ding Dingding shared the bitter tears of the old mother: Although I don't know what these two people are talking about, but they can talk so well about nonsense, what else can they say except for a good match?
Jiang Zimu and Xiao Li had already discussed, nodded at the mobile phone one by one, looked at the other party's equally slightly embarrassed and extremely respectful expressions, and said in unison: As long as I don't mention "poisonous apples" and "Meng Qiqi", I can have the strength to cos automatic pile drivers, and bow this to the end of the world.
Hehe, seeing that the second concert is about to start, the boy who plans to confess for the second time is afraid that the other party will refuse first at this time, and the girl who plans to refuse is afraid that the other party will confess again at this time.
"Hehehehehe~"
"Ho Ho ~"
Who has seen Erha polite in his life, big orange has no desire and no desire, a dog and a cat love each other, don't scold or pinch each other, and can still push the meat in the bowl around?
Well, just once, right now.