After a polite Tai Chi greeting, Jiang Zimu's eyes narrowed, and he couldn't think of other lines for a while.

"That...... BOSS, EAT...... Have you eaten it?"

Xiao Lizao: Hey, this is a very good entry point.

picked up the mobile phone to give a close-up of the steak on the side, and then held the fork to shake the thick and juicy meat, Xiao Li smiled with a satisfied face.

"I'm eating. ”

"Yo ho, red meat?"

Hehe, finally started eating what people eat. Think of those chickpea boiled vegetables, just looking at it makes me feel like a bird is fading out of my mouth.

"Gu's mother ordered it, mainly because of last night's performance, and the physical exertion was too great......"

The alarm bell in Jiang Zimu's mind was suddenly ringed, his body shrank into the sofa, the corners of his mouth trembled, and another sea seal applauded.

"Congratulations again, congratulations again. ”

"Thank you, thank you. ”

......

Xiao Lizao: Can we turn this page over for the time being, Lao Tzu's field in Japan has not been patrolled yet, and I have bowed more than 100 times in one night today.

"Uh...... Actually, this call ......"

Jiang Zimu took a deep breath, and with the speed of cross talk, Huhula started to show off his personal skills.

"Thank you for your autographed photo, Sister Hua is very happy to receive it. ”

"I had a very pleasant time last night, and I really saw the super long performance of the boss without flaws and zero mistakes, which is especially shocking!"

"I saw on the Internet that the local airport was paralyzed by the fans of country K, and I don't know if you are old, so I will call and say hello. Now I see that your old one is smooth sailing, the two dragons take off, Sanyang Kaitai, the four seasons are safe, the five blessings are in the door, and the dragon is alive and well, and the small ones are relieved. ”

"By the way, I wish you a new high in your next concert, a complete success, fame and fortune, a lot of money, count the money until your hand is broken, and your hand is soft when you win the award. ”

"Okay, that's all for my statement of why I called. If nothing else, the little one will kneel down first. You always eat and drink well, eat and drink well. ”

Finally, one time, it was Xiao Lizao's turn to look Jiang Zimu up and down with the eyes of a fool. On this day, I am afraid that it will have to be marked into Xiao Lizao's personal history and compiled into the "Lifetime" series.

Hehe, in the end, is your mobile phone rented, or is your mouth rented? If you are not in a hurry to pay it back, take a breath first, I am afraid that you will suffocate to death and I will not be able to understand the relationship.

"Wait a minute!

Since you threw yourself into the net, then don't blame me for holding on.

Jiang Zimu was excited, but this time he was obedient, and quickly retracted his outstretched hand.

Xiao Li didn't sleep well early, his brain obviously couldn't keep up, his eyes were half-open and half-closed, so he almost put his hand into his brain directly, and checked the pile of lines he had just heard word by word.

Well, thank you for receiving a photo - safe √

Praise my performance for the Nth time - safety √

The fan picked me up and confirmed that I was not injured - safe √

The N+1st wish for a successful performance after the N+1 - Safe √

Okay, Xiao Da idol's self-confidence instantly multiplied, the deer's eyes opened suddenly, raised his hand to flick his bangs, leaned lazily into the sofa, and put on an exclusive expression of patting the pictorial: Hehe, this goddess, should be worried about me. It seems that the odds of a direct confession are high.

Jiang Zimu honestly put his little hands on his knees, glanced at the main screen and still saw the terrible face, but in his heart he kowtowed to the Buddha three times - please, everyone, don't let me be arrogant to mention those key words that I don't want to hear!

"Ahem," Xiao Da Idol cleared his throat and raised his eyes, "Yesterday's incident ......"

Jiang Zimu's eyes widened, and his heart and tonsils met.

"Yesterday's incident, let's not mention it now. ”

Whew~~~ scared the old lady to death.

"Just said that I was at the airport just now, hey, that battle was all stunned. ”

Xiao Lizao moved closer to the camera with the backs of his hands, sighed, and said softly: "Look, give me this tickle." ”

"It's not me!"

Jiang Zimu glanced at those long and short marks, and before Xiao Li could speak, he first raised his hand and surrendered.

"Boss, you always listen to me, it's really not me this time. ”

Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes, and immediately realized that there was a loophole in this sentence, and then opened his mouth, but he made up for himself.

"I mean, our service is ISO9001 certified, non-toxic, harmless, non-regurgitative, safe, efficient and natural. ”

"Unanimously recognized by all consumers, no regurgitation, no regurgitation, no regurgitation. Three times!"

"We are professionals. If you have used it, you will say that it is good!yes~"

"So, you are old, and you will definitely not be the only counterexample - this injury really has nothing to do with me!"

Xiao Lizao smacked his lips, and then he understood what Jiang Zimu meant: Dare to learn the lesson of the time I was attacked by black fans, and I was afraid that I would be held responsible, so I took the initiative to call me.

Looking at Jiang Zimu's cautious atmosphere on the screen and not daring to breathe, Xiao Da Idol decided not to make any remarks first, and just quietly watched the rare moment of confusion of the fried cat, which was good.

Jiang Zimu hurried one sentence at a time, and clearly advertised his own transportation change service. swallowed his saliva and waited for a while, and found that Xiao Lizao on the other side was silently maintaining his original movements, not speaking or expressing his position, and his expression was very interesting.

"BOSS?" didn't the Internet say that he hurt his brain?

Could it be that he knows something?

No, no, no, his IQ basically has no room to decline, if he can find out, I will go home and eat all the certificate trophies dipped in hot sauce.

Or is he trying to blackmail me into getting me a refund? Or is he waiting for me to give him a tip?

"That ......" Jiang Zimu launched a precise search in his mind, and with the blink of his eyes, the supporting lines had already come to his heart.

"Didn't you say it before, you are old and hot, this year, in terms of money, although it is beneficial to the East, but it is a little bloody, it is the so-called wealth and danger, so it is destined that your trip will not be particularly smooth. ”

Jiang Zimu smacked his lips, without meaning to stop, "If you want to crack it, it's easy." The next concert, isn't it in Japan? The sun is the phase of fire, which is in line with your old life, what is "this", that is an obvious "drilling wood for fire", using wood to start a fire, using wood to help the fire, and it can prosper you again. Therefore, if you leave Hancheng early, you will definitely turn the corner. ”

Jiang Zimu: I feel that the Chinese language is broad and profound, and I applauded this little clever ghost 10,000 times by the way!

"That...... You Jiang Zimu, although it is a small tree, but in this way, you can also prosper me, right?"

Huh? You're doing a dangerous job.

"Ahem, ahem......"

Jiang Zimu first launched a tactical cough, and although the sluggish Xiao Da Idol was two beats slower, he finally knew how to cooperate.

"You...... Go on. ”

"Well, when you go to Osaka, wear less black clothes, more red and green, and some yellow jewelry to help you vent your anger and benefit your body. ”

"As for the moment, you always find a gourd to put on it to ward off evil spirits and avoid evil, and if you can't find it for a while, just eat a few more zucchini cakes. is the so-called combination of meat and vegetables, and you don't get tired of working......"

Xiao Lizao: Nani?

Jiang Zimu watched Xiao Lizao slowly put a piece of beef into his mouth, and his tongue was a little scoopy, "No...... As the so-called shape is similar, the meaning is not far away. Hehe~hehe~"

Xiao Li took a sip of his mouth, swallowed the meat in his mouth, drank a sip of lemon water to moisten his throat, and when he raised his eyebrows, he smiled.

"Goddess, why are you so weak-hearted?"

"Whether it's being surrounded by fans or being accidentally injured by fans, for me, it's a common thing. ”

"It's just that this time Gu's mother is more angry, and she is trying to catch the culprit of the leakage of the itinerary. ”

"Those who know your itinerary, I'm afraid it's not the people around you?"

On second thought, "Could it be that your opponent has started Infernal Affairs?"

Xiao Li sighed early, his voice was still bright, "Who knows, let's see how Gu Ma's progress is." ”

"So...... This time, it's not my problem, huh?"

"It's none of your business. ”

Jiang Zimu: Why is this thing so easy to talk about all of a sudden?

After turning his mind a few times, Jiang Zimu breathed a long sigh of relief, and finally confirmed that he was making a big fuss, but in the final analysis, it was not because the goods were okay to find trouble Last night, there were "poisonous apples" and "Meng Qiqi" in the highlight?

"Actually, the number of people who picked up the airport this time was too much more than expected. Gu's mother also feels sorry for me, mainly because of last night's performance......"

Before the words were finished, the alarm bells in the heads of the two people were buzzing at the same time.

Jiang Zimu's brain was moving fast, and as soon as he reacted, he immediately blurted out, "It's hard, it's hard." ”

"It should be, it should be. ”

"Not easy, not easy. ”

"It's okay, it's okay. ”

"I hope you are old and healthy, and live a long life!"

"Then I wish you happiness like the East China Sea, and longevity than Nanshan!"

Forehead......

Jiang Zimu embarrassedly put his hand on his forehead, and said in his heart: If it goes on like this, I'm afraid that we will have to greet each other for the New Year in a while?

"BOSS, seeing that you are safe and sound, your employees and I, I will also be relieved. Knowing that your old schedule is particularly stressful, the small ones don't bother much, and retire quietly. ”

"Hey, wait a minute. ”

Xiao Da Idol brought the whole plate of steak to the front of him in a tone, and while lowering his head to cut the meat, he said slowly: "You also know that I haven't eaten red meat for a long time, since your phone call is coincidental, then I will reluctantly make it difficult for you to eat and broadcast for free." ”

Jiang Zimu: No, no, no, cheap and not good, free ones generally have pits.

Xiao Lizao: If you don't want to be free, just watch and give some, no matter how much, the number one is you.

Jiang Zimu had one nostril, and his smile was particularly unnatural.

"You always buy and sell like this, isn't it not in line with the laws of the market?"

"Didn't you say that you only say 50 words a day before the concert?

Xiao Da Idol raised his eyes, picked up the watch on the table and shook it at the camera, "To be precise, last night's premiere lasted until half past twelve this morning, so today, it can be regarded as a part of the concert, and it is not within the jurisdiction of fifty sentences." ”

Without waiting for Jiang Zimu to speak, Xiao Li had already rushed ahead and bluffed, "What about last night's performance...... You...... I ......"

Jiang Zimu coughed sharply, put on a 100% professional smirk, opened his mouth, and immediately gave in.

"Eat, eat as long as you like. "Just shut up and don't make a sound.

"Didn't I dig out my mind and want to thank you for your assistant last night?"

"No thanks, no thanks. Eat without saying a word, you always eat slowly. I looked, watched. ”

Forget about being stupid, the key is to return to the tiger. No help, next!

Xiao Li snorted early, and he couldn't hold back and wanted to laugh a little. From the beginning of the phone call to the present, Jiang Zimu's attitude can be regarded as a whole understanding: about last night's vague confession, Xiao Lizao for him, is poison, and for her Jiang Zimu, it is arsenic.

Although they are not all good things, which one has a fast onset and which one has a high fatality rate really varies from person to person. Since both sides are afraid, now, let's fight for the thickness of the skin and the resistance of the individual.

Hehe, thanks to me, Xiao Li has already been shameless!

However, fortunately, Xiao Da Idol still retains a little desire to survive at this moment, and when he glanced at Jiang Zimu, he really didn't say a word, and ate meat with his head bored.

Jiang Zimu put his elbow on his lap: Since it stopped expanding on the edge of the explosion, what else can the old lady say?

Although he didn't know if he could eat two catties more than two catties of his idol by himself, or if he could eat the steak with the taste of dragon meat, Jiang Zimu had to admit that after eating and broadcasting for five minutes, his unproductive salivary glands began to secrete unstoppably again.

"Hey, I miss Hancheng's original pig's trotters. ”

"There are also boneless chicken feet, crescent bones, iron bucket beef, and Anton chicken. ”

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, grabbed the Yakult on the side, and took a sip, but it was not the taste he expected at all.

"But when it comes to favorites, it's the brushed cheese sticks. Eat it hot, the cheese is sticky and dense, and it is simply fluttery. It's a pity that there are so many restaurants in China, and they are not the kind I want. ”

Xiao Li's cheeks were a little sour, and the steak in his mouth suddenly didn't smell good.

"Then I'll buy you ......"

Jiang Zimu didn't hear clearly, he suddenly remembered something, and raised his voice to interrupt, "BOSS, if you don't mind, wait for your Asian tour to end, that ......"

"I'm going to invite you to dinner?"

Make an appointment for the showdown in advance, isn't it?

"I cook it myself, it's home-cooked stir-fry, it's healthy and hygienic, it's delicious and not expensive. ”

Xiao Da Idol at this end, there was still no reaction on his face, but in his heart, he was already happy.

"Goddess, she's invited me to dinner! hehe, right after the tour. What kind of heart is this, what kind of love is this!"

Subconscious: Can you have a more sense of crisis, and have a little basic awareness of the upcoming confession failure!

Xiao Lizao: Come on, drag Lao Tzu's subconscious five-flower tie out and cut it.

Subconscious: Wronged ...... Yes...... Soldier.

Xiao Lizao put the clean plate aside and wiped his mouth, "Since you sincerely extended the invitation, then I will be merciful to spare an hour for you." ”

Jiang Zimu: Virtue!