After resting for about two hours, Jiang Zimu finally woke up with a burst of gurgling sounds in his belly. The probe touched the phone and took a look, ouch, I'll go, Jiang Zimu's cat eyes instantly turned red, and he felt that he should be in trouble.

However, after a return to the palace, Xiao Da Idol actually sent more than forty similar WeChat friend applications, with a fierce tone and an extremely arrogant attitude, just looking at a few Chinese characters, it has the intimidating effect of listening to real-time voice.

"If you don't add me, you won't have any business to do for you in the future. ”

"Gu's mother called you home for dinner. ”

"No after-sales, bad reviews!"

"Complain!

"I have a little temper to have, and if I don't pass, the consequences will be serious!"

......

Jiang Zimu leaned on the head of the bed with a down pillow, couldn't help shaking his head and smacking twice, slowly moved the phone out of one arm, scratched his nose with his little fingertips, and browsed through such "tear-jerking" friend applications one by one, calmed down for five minutes, and finally nodded "accept" with his eyebrows.

"It's also 'Universe Invincible Xiao Lizao', fart. Jiang Zimu looked at Xiao Da idol's WeChat name, puffed out his mouth and muttered quietly. Before the voice fell, he changed the note to "very arrogant". Habitually clicking into the album, only to find that Xiao Lizao's personality loves to show off so much, but he has not shared a single picture or a few words, Jiang Zimu coldly called "boring", turned his face and called a grilled seafood set plus a hot chicken wings room service, wanting to rely on the cute and protein-rich little animals swimming in the sea and running on land to soothe his empty and lonely soul.

Twenty minutes later.

Xiao Lizao's video call was in front of the Room Service.

Jiang Zimu pursed her lips, and said "don't video" hundreds of times in her heart, but in the next second, she still honestly clicked the green answer button.

Looking at the two windows that were destroyed by the front camera of the same model but the imaging effect was very different, Jiang Zimu blurted out the sentence "My God", and the next second he had already recognized the reality, and there was no longer any turmoil in his heart.

"The exclamation you just made, was I handsome, or was I ugly?"

Xiao Lizao on the screen habitually showed the idol logo and smiled, except for his hair being a little unkempt, he really didn't see any other effects of the stage attack.

Jiang Zimu: "Hehe, shut up." Even your poisonous tongue machine gun, holding ten medical insurance cards in your hand may not be able to save your life. ”

Hurry up and get down to business, I still want to go to the highlands to see giant turtles.

"Actually, there is an essential difference between being ugly and not keeping up with the appearance. Luckily, you fall into the latter category. ”

"But unfortunately, the reference you are using now is me. "Xiao Lizao's best quality is that he is not on the road, and his most outstanding achievement is that he has already the chat partner to death before he has even killed the chatter.

Jiang Zimu felt that his whole set of intestines and stomach were dancing weight loss exercises in a very rhythmic manner.

"Xiao Da idol, according to the time difference, Huaguo is late at night, you don't sleep honestly, you have to make a video call to harm me, a hungry and cold working people who can't eat on the other side of the ocean, is this really a big husband?"

Xiao Li rolled his eyes, "Where are you going abroad, what are you doing, when will you come back?"

"How can you have a sense of déjà vu in the official tone of the boss to catch the fish and social animals? I am a big god, you still expect to work from 9 to 5 and do six days off and one day off?"

Where and how long will I stay in your business?

"I don't bother to care about how you arrange your leisure time. Xiao Lizao slammed the phone above his head, carefully stroked his hair, exposed the hidden gauze, and went straight to the point. "I said, Goddess, this time I have to ask you, do your methods of changing fortune have any toxic side effects?"

Jiang Zimu's pupils dilated a little, and his shoulders shook unconsciously.

"What are the side effects, and it's not a ...... of taking medicine, injections, smoking, drinking, and drinking?"

"In your jargon, it's... Is there any ...... Regurgitation?"

Jiang Zimu: "If you want to regurgitate, you should first regurgitate the person who casts the spell, I'm not afraid, are you afraid of wool? ”

Xiao Lizao listened to Jiang Zimu's avoidance of the heavy and light as if the world was moving for a while, and pursed his lips helplessly, "You don't even ask how this injury came about, is it a ......?"

"I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense. ”

Well, Jiang Zimu didn't know very well why he threw out a set of denial triplets at this time. No matter what, I haven't watched your talent show variety show, it's a puppy to deceive people.

"What did I say?" Xiao Lizao was stunned for a moment, lowered his eyes, and smiled even better, "A month ago, you still called me honey honey, but now that the money is in hand, you immediately turn your face and don't recognize anyone?" While speaking, Xiao Lizao raised his hand and pretended to look at his watch, "Anyway, we have been a couple for an hour and forty minutes, even if we break up, we have to get together and disperse, right?" Seeing that your ex-boyfriend is seriously injured, can't you be gentle and sensible and give me some humanitarian aid?"

"I'm bah~~~" Jiang Zimu's heart trembled three times, and he shrank into the gap between the sofa cushions with his cheeks, and sneered: "This girl is only widowed and doesn't break up, the words are here, don't say it far away, think about Li Feng, I'll give you one more chance to reorganize the language." ”

Small, dare to take advantage of the remodeler?

"Yes, yes. Xiao Lizao looked at Jiang Zimu's little face on the screen, which was red all the way from apple muscles to lying silkworms, and then stared at the pair of big cat-like bulging and shiny eyes for a while, and secretly said in his heart, "The appearance of this goddess is still a little worse than mine, well, it's just a little bit worse." As soon as this OS came out, Xiao Lizao himself was also stunned, the corners of his mouth twitched, and finally raised the white flag to forgive.

"I was attacked by someone, I was injured and bloody, and you still threaten me like this......"

Xiao Lizao had a very hurt little expression on his face, spread his hand and patted his heart, pouted and raised his eyebrows, "I'm afraid." ”

At this time, he disappeared without a trace of the king's domineering spirit on the stage, and his inadvertent childishness and small grievances hit the girl's heart, which can make hundreds of millions of girls become mothers painlessly in a second, and the mother's love is bursting immediately.

"Tell me, what's going on? For your poor sake, I'll help you out, master. Jiang Zimu glanced at the screen of his mobile phone, and his words were full of masculinity.

"There was a live broadcast of the draft tonight, and I was attacked by anti-fans on the spot. Xiao Lizao shook his head, as if he had licked a marshmallow dipped in cough syrup, and his smile was bitter.

"People are too famous, this kind of thing is inevitable. Xiao Lizao raised his face and sighed. In fact, he himself doesn't understand, everything has to pay a price, and showing up to increase exposure can indeed win more fans, but at the same time, it will inevitably give some ill-intentioned people the opportunity to approach him and secretly attack.

In this world, no matter how perfect things are, there are people who don't like them because of messy reasons, let alone people?

Xiao Lizao's smile was so good, so good that I wanted to defend him. ”

"Xiao Lizao's words and deeds are too presumptuous, and no one wants me to defend him. ”

"Xiao Li would have dragged a bunch of people to fry CP a long time ago, so despicable that I want to anti him. ”

Xiao Li ...... early Forehead...... No matter, anyway, I don't like him, I'm going to anti him. ”

......

Since the first draft just ended, Xiao Lizao's on-site direct shooting with Apple Girl was immediately put on the Internet. A group of immature TNT fans shouted that Xiao Lizao was arrogant and not gentlemanly enough, and dissed his baby Apple Girl, so overnight, Xiao Lizao's anti café surged by thousands of people.

Xiao Li thought about the various anti reasons he had seen on the Internet, and felt that the sunspots were so naïve that they made people laugh off their big teeth, and originally thought that it would be good to ignore them, but how did he know that after all, there were sunspots who were not satisfied with verbal violence, and escalated their anti behavior to the height of seeing blood.

"I'm lucky, but I got a knife on my scalp and didn't hurt anything. The doctor said that it would grow well in a month or two. ”

Jiang Zimu listened to this, looked at Xiao Lizao's expression again, and couldn't help but say: As a mature idol, you should learn to regulate your negative emotions and digest bad words and deeds in the outside world, can you not call and harass me because of this, dear?

The dissatisfaction in his heart was reflected in his words, and Jiang Zimu's words began to be pistolled with sticks. However, thinking that Xiao Li was already an invincible existence like the God of Wealth, Jiang Zimu could only point his Italian cannon at some insignificant people.

"You Xiao Li climbed to the top of the food chain in the entertainment industry early, is it to be a human target for those black people who have no brains and no future?"

Xiao Lizao: I suspect that this goddess is slapping my ass, but I have no evidence.

"Being injured by a knife, no matter where it is, is not a minor injury. Are you sure that hospital is reliable? No, you can contact Sister Gu and go to a few more hospitals for consultation. ”

Xiao Lizao: Listening to this, it is inexplicably refreshing.

"Also, Fruit TV is vegetarian? There is no security check when you enter the studio? How can you let the audience bring knives in?"

"That kid was so clever that he mixed his eyebrow shaper in a bag full of cosmetics and beauty supplies. The security check saw that she was a girl, she was beautiful by nature, and she came to chase stars, so she must touch up her makeup from time to time, so she didn't ask in detail. ”

Gu's mother told me that after listening to the child's explanation, she secretly went to the bathroom in the middle of the show, disassembled the eyebrow trimming knife, stuck it in an empty drink bottle, and left the blade out. Later, while my eyes were not clear with a laser pointer, I aimed at it and threw the drink bottle on the stage, and then ...... I was tricked. ”

"Uh......" Jiang Zimu was really taken aback when he heard this. In these years, how can there be someone who is not moved by Xiao Lizao's beauty, but instead tickles the teeth hated by this superstar, girl! child???

"You're saying the murderer is a ...... Female?"

Xiao Li was stunned for a moment, and then immediately understood, "Don't you know that 90% of my anti fans are women?"

"Are you an adult?" Maybe you're still young, mentally unsound, and aesthetically unformed?

"Are you still a baby at nineteen?"

When Jiang Zimu heard this, he snorted and laughed, "Isn't your Xiao Da idol known as the cosmic Yan Ba?" Looking at that face that is close at hand, that girl can actually do it?"

"What is this, I have seen a little girl who stayed under the same roof with me for several days, scolding me every day with blood, and scolding me with smoke. ”

"Dear," Seeing that there was no way to rely on empathy to let Xiao Li end the phone call as soon as possible, Jiang Zimu simply stopped hiding it, and moved his face closer to the end of the phone, and pointed a finger to his own face, "What do you think of my eyebrow shape? If you have an opinion, you can directly mention it, I will accept it with an open mind and resolutely not change." As he spoke, he squeezed his eyebrows and made a decapitation motion.

"Sorry to bother, I forgot what you do best - salt wounds. ”

"Not only that, but also pepper, chili powder and cumin powder. ”

"I'm scared, I'm scared. Xiao Lizao subconsciously raised his hand to lean on the top of his head, his eyes fell, and his face really showed some weakness and helplessness.

Jiang Zimu stretched out his hand, his little face was covered by more than half, he hid his worried eyes, and changed his words softly.

"That...... Where is the murderer now?"

Before the show ended, Gu's mother asked the security guard to detain the person, and then called the police and took him to the police station. ”

"Actually, in this live broadcast, there is more than one anti fan who came to that girl. Several other people mainly criticized and educated, and their personal information was left on the spot. After all, their actions did not cause substantial harm, and there is no way to hold them accountable. ”

When Jiang Zimu heard this, he had doubts in his heart, and faintly felt that it was not a coincidence that this gang of black and black appeared at the same time in such an organized manner.

"Judging by my rich, no, superficial knowledge of law, that girl ...... It should be released within 24 hours of being questioned. Jiang Zimu sighed, and then said, "Next, what are you going to do with her?"

"Go through the normal legal process. Xiao Li didn't think about it, "I won't use my popularity to suppress her, let alone induce my fans to make any illegal judgments or lynchings online and offline, but everyone is responsible for their words and deeds, isn't it?"

Jiang Zimu snorted and shook his head slightly: Even if the girl is an adult, even if the girl is deliberately hurt by the public, but what about it? Once this incident breaks out, there will eventually be people who will jump up and down from the moral high ground, and keep saying "She's still a child" and other-stirring sticks and sayings are calm, anyway, they themselves don't feel any pain in a matter of one sentence; what's more, maybe they will turn black and white upside down, and it is unknown to portray that girl as a vulnerable group who has suffered a lot of injustice.