Seeing this, Xiao Li didn't say much, so he naturally took the drink from Jiang Zimu's hand, and didn't drink it, just played with it in the palm of his hand.

Brother Zhao looked at it, smiled, and when he sat down, he opened his mouth and boasted about Jiang Zimu's heroic deeds at noon.

"Jujube, this Teacher Jiang of yours, this little sister Jiang of mine, is not an ordinary person. ”

"Have you heard everything that happened at lunch today?"

Jiang Zimu waved his hand, and had already foreseen that there would be a scene of gods and horses next, so he buried his head in the rice bowl in embarrassment, and without saying a word, he only worked the glutinous rice fried rice.

"Uh...... She ...... for the time being I haven't said it yet. ”

"Otherwise, Mr. Zhao, can you tell me about it?"

Xiao Lizao swept the "ruthless eating machine" on the side of his arm, shook his head slightly, and smiled even better.

"Oh mom~~~"

Brother Zhao, a big man, leaned his face forward coldly, and when he started talking, the harazi in his mouth was turbulent.

"Dates, you ...... You look so close that you look so much better than on TV, right?"

I was stunned for a moment, as if I felt that my words were not in place.

"No, I mean, you're also very good on TV, but it's ...... that real people are so much better than TV."

"Tsk. ”

"Your face, it's really amazing......"

Jiang Zimu didn't hold back his "poof", covered his mouth, and rushed to answer, "That's it." ”

"It's not a human thing to look like this...... It's not something that humans can do!"

"It has to be the hand of God's old man, and it's different from me, who is casually making do with mass production. ”

Xiao Da Idol pursed his lips and helped turn over the meat on the hot pot table.

"Eat your meal. ”

"Oh, oh. ”

Seeing this, Brother Zhao didn't bother much, took a sip of beer, and returned to the topic.

"At noon today, we met a girl who could speak English and Chinese. People look at it, it is an Asian face, but how to talk and do things, how to block the Chinese compatriots, how can she come. ”

"Throwing garbage everywhere and deliberately bullying other people's restaurant girls. ”

"Thanks to my old girl, as soon as she came out, she punched and kicked and swept the field. ”

"Huh?"

When Brother Zhao heard this, he shook his head again and again, "No, no, I just borrowed that meaning." ”

"My old sister, Cheng Zhizhi, absolute IQ crushing. ”

"Hmm. Xiao Da Idol responded lightly as expected, his voice was extremely low, and he muttered to himself.

"What she is best at is either talking or playing with her heart. ”

Jiang Zimu didn't hear this. As for Brother Zhao, hehe, he snorted on his lips, "What a demon and a monster, when I see Xiao Jiang, I have to show my original form." ”

Yes, she is sticky or not, she is better than a monkey.

Xiao Lizao nodded, took the opportunity to put two pieces of luncheon meat in Jiang Zi's wooden plate, and just took the chopsticks back, he suddenly noticed Brother Zhao's eyes that had discovered the new world, and then looked at the tall mountains not far away, and they all seemed to be saluting at him.

Xiao Da Idol realized the action just now, and put it in the environment in front of him, with the character of the teacher and the student, it seems that it is indeed inappropriate. After hesitating for a while, he licked his lips and opened his mouth to save himself.

"Hmm...... Did you eat luncheon meat?"

"I'll give it to you first, or there's no place to bake what I like." ”

"Huh...... Hehe. ”

Brother Zhao pouted, looked around, rolled his eyes, automatically ignored the scene he saw just now, and continued: "My old girl, I know a lot of Chinese, from the beginning, I found that the girl is not a good thing." ”

"After that, all kinds of shows of weakness, all kinds of pretenses...... Not to mention, it once bluffed me. ”

"Wait until you fool that girl into the bait and kill her with a knife, and guess what?"

"Finally, I forced that girl to eat a freshly roasted pig!"

"Clams?"

"What?"

Ask for a pair of clean ears that didn't hear what was just said.

Originally, Xiao Li had thought that fish was low in fat, and in order to start work smoothly tomorrow, he was going to eat a few pieces of fish and add some boiled vegetables. As soon as he heard Brother Zhao mention the roast pig baba, the chopsticks that had just stretched out to the fish immediately turned back.

"Hehe, that's the way...... What's the dish?"

Xiao Lizao couldn't eat anything anyway, so he simply asked clearly, maybe it could help me overcome my hunger, make my face sharper and more close to the camera, and make this Asian version more durable.

Brother Zhao rubbed his sideburns with his palm, and hurriedly chewed the meat in his mouth a few times. raised his head and was about to speak, but he heard Jiang Zimu speak first.

"You two are chatting first, I'm in a hurry, and I'm a little blocked. Get up and do the activity, and talk to the boss by the way. ”

Hey, it's best not to discuss the matter of and pee in front of Xiao Lizao.

After all, this cosmic idol is still quite picky in terms of eating environment.

Of course, the sudden interruption at this time, in addition to not wanting to ruin Xiao Lizao's appetite, more importantly, was Brother Zhao's exaggerated praise, which really made Jiang Zimu psychologically allergic.

Slipped away.

If you can't hear the rainbow fart, you won't be embarrassed.

Seeing the protagonist of the story suddenly leave the table, Brother Zhao was unconscious, and his desire to express himself was not affected in the slightest.

Adding oil and vinegar, foaming at the mouth, what happened in Jiang Zimu at noon, little by little, broke it and crumpled it, and told Xiao Lizao over and over again.

That battle, adding a piece of waking wood to his hand, was a storytelling scene.

"The Legend of Chinese Heroes: Xiaojiang Girl", "Haojie Zimu", "ZSI - Investigation of the Death Scene", etc.

But Jiang Zimu was given a full row of noodles.

Xiao Lizao listened to Brother Zhao's eloquent narration, he wanted to laugh and sigh for a while, and couldn't help but say in his stomach that this goddess, how can he turn other people's territory into his home field no matter where he goes?

Seeing that Xiao Lizao had no intention of moving chopsticks, Brother Zhao thought that he was not used to eating, and he took care of his own warm recommendation.

"Dates, this small hot pot, the ingredients are really fresh. ”

"Don't say anything else, you can't miss this pork belly. ”

"Roasted on a charcoal fire, the fat is first-class, this finished pork, not old and not greasy, with a special chutney sauce, it can't be more refreshing!"

Xiao Lizao pursed his lips and smiled a little reluctantly.

Not to mention anything else, just hyped up the production and tasting process of roast pig poop, or in the same restaurant, using the same tableware, at this time, no matter which edible part of the pig is forced, I am afraid that he will not be able to eat it with a small throat.

Brother Zhao took a look, and originally wanted to directly pick up some cooked meat slices and send them to Xiao Li's morning bowl, but as soon as he moved, he suddenly stopped and asked the restaurant girl for a pair of new chopsticks, and then turned back to the table to help set up the dishes.

"No, no. ”

"Thank you, I can do it myself. ”

The seeds of embarrassment have just been planted, and a rainforest is harvested in an instant.

Xiao Li was a little overwhelmed for a while, his temper had just come up, and he hadn't had a seizure yet, when he twisted his face, he saw Jiang Zimu swaggering back.

"Ouch, Brother Zhao, my boss is going to start work tomorrow. ”

"Eat so much at night, tomorrow morning the mirror will be edema. ”

As soon as Brother Zhao heard this, he reacted, touched his head and smiled, "Ahem, I'm sorry, I forgot." ”

Xiao Li had already hugged his arms, pulled his body out, and deliberately stayed away from Jiang Zimu.

"Tell me, is it related to your feat of eliminating violence and peace at noon by bringing so many of us over here for dinner this time?"

"Hey~~~Hey~~~"

Jiangzi squid thief smiled, "I really can't hide anything from my boss." ”

As soon as the words fell, he continued to boast to Brother Zhao.

"Look, what is a good idol in the universe? A good face and a better brain! No matter how good a monkey is, I can't compare it with the Buddha who has insight into the world. ”

"Pull down!"

"Talk about it!"

"Me...... Brother Zhao must have told you too, let's be here at noon...... Packed up a swaggering banana. ”

"That girl, look at the eyes. It must have just arrived in Lang Province for tourism. ”

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips and lowered his little head.

"At noon, I was a little impulsive. ”

"At that time, I was really angry, I didn't think too far, so I just thought about the girl first. ”

"But later, I thought about it carefully, I don't know the bottom of her, in case she is not small, I want to take revenge......"

Jiang Zimu hesitated, and Brother Zhao immediately rolled up his sleeves to pick it up.

"I'm afraid of her!"

"Here in Laos, we are foreigners, and that girl is also a foreigner. You think she can make flowers!"

"Besides, old girl, I heard that you are also the first tyrant of this Langfu...... It's not, it's ...... Half a local. ”

"If she is still holding back, let the horse come. Old sister, if you have something, as long as you can use me, just find my brother, brother help you!"

Jiang Zimu smiled gratefully, but somehow, he hiccuped three or five times in a row, and when he came back to his senses, he was overwhelmed by Brother Zhao again, pulling the topic thousands of miles away.

Seeing this, Xiao Li scratched his eyebrows, cleared his throat again, and still interrupted Brother Zhao.

"I think what Mr. Jiang is worried about is not that the girl is looking for her revenge, but that the girl is looking for trouble with this store. ”

The word "afraid" in her Jiang Zimu dictionary was artificially cut out early. But no matter what, this store can't move around with long legs after all.

"Yo~~~"

Brother Zhao was stunned, his brain turned around, slapped his thigh, and finally caught up.

"yes, I didn't think of that. ”

"I'll just say, when I talked to the shopkeeper in the afternoon, he seemed to be a little sad when he talked about it. ”

"Aha~~~ No wonder, now I really understand. ”

Jiang Zimu's eyes rolled, and as soon as he raised his palm, Xiao Li had already seen it, and turned his head away with disgust, but his body was still honest, and he raised his hand and Jiang Zimu's little claws, snapped, and slapped his palm.

Jiang Zimu don't say it, a creature like a husky, if you don't make two mistakes, it is indeed "instinctively handsome". It's a pity that in this long life, the serious moments when he didn't commit two mistakes appeared with the same frequency as the "Planetary Parade".

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