Sighing, Jiang Zimu glanced back at the boss on the counter.

"The boss is also old, and he has been a good man for most of his life, so he shouldn't have been in a hurry with anyone. ”

"Come on, he, or most of the indigenous residents of this Lang Mansion, is not good at arguing with people at all, if he is really wronged and abused on the Internet, he will definitely be helpless; ”

"If that banana has the right to speak, and there is a little bit of false comment on IG, I will really hurt my old fellow......"

Jiang Zimu pursed his mouth, and his analysis of himself was quite profound.

"At noon, I was really too impatient and didn't think much about the boss......

"Wherever I fall, I will retire there, but the temperament of the shop owner, I am afraid that where I fall, I will be troubled, maybe, and it will be a lifetime of trouble. ”

When Xiao Li heard this, he let out a long sigh of relief.

"So, you called me here just to gain popularity?"

"Ouch~~~" Jiang Zimu's eyes slanted, and his little face was suddenly filled with a crowded smile, "Don't be so straightforward." ”

"Mr. Xiao, look at it, if you can...... Can you help, take a photo with the boss, wait for me to return to China, write a few travelogues, and promote it in a low-key manner. ”

"When the time comes, to say smaller, the entire Asian jujube forest, to say bigger, the world's jujube powder, don't they all have to rush here to worship?"

After a meal, Jiang Zimu patted his chest, "As long as they come, eat the things of this house, and feel the hospitality and kindness of the boss and the clerk, they will spontaneously advertise to the boss one by one." ”

With Xiao Da Idol's silent call and the real five-star evaluation of diners, even if the banana is a beautiful Internet celebrity, no matter how many brainless fans who follow the trend upside down, we are not afraid. ”

"You, Mr. Xiao, but the top stream of the universe is good. Proper scalp artists, head artists, are all below the level. ”

"She put a small shrimp the size of a finger into a bowl, and maybe tossed out a few drops of water, but she can put it in the sea of global influence, and you meet the biggest whale of the dates, hehe, you fart, the splash can make her stranded!"

Xiao Lizao's shoulders trembled, he wanted to laugh, but he wanted to continue to tease this meow in a pretentious manner.

"Group photo, of course, no problem. ”

"Do you have to discuss the advertising fee with my agent privately?"

"As long as the money is in place, I will definitely take this job. ”

Seeing that Jiang Zimu's eyes were shining and full of joy from the beginning, and suddenly became starless and depressed to the end, Xiao Da Idol was in his heart, and he applauded this little cat who inherited the essence of Sichuan Opera very responsibly.

"Do you really want to do that?"

Jiang Zimu pouted slightly, stretched out the end of each word, and then flattened it again, making a cartoon sound that was difficult to reproduce.

Xiao Li couldn't hold back a laugh and spread his hands, "Otherwise, don't give a penny?"

"Didn't you give it to you?"

"Huh?"

Jiang Zimu turned his head and glanced at the counter, "As soon as each of you entered the door, didn't you all charge per capita?"

Xiao Lizao: "Playing with me?"

"You gave it to me, not me!"

"That ......"

Jiang Zimu's head was about to rest on his lap, and he secretly kept pointing at his fingers under the table, muttering softly.

"Then the translation manual ...... this time I've completely given up on asking you for it. ”

"It's really not good, can you use the discount meal coupon to offset it?"

"I'll discuss with the boss and give you Xiao Da Idol a half-price black card for life, can it be successful?"

For a long time, I didn't hear Xiao Lizao's reply, and at this time, Brother Zhao originally wanted to roar when he saw injustice, screamed for Jiang Zimu, and then scolded his family's "Tianzi No. 1" talker, blaming him for recognizing money and not people.

However, just as he was about to open his mouth, he swept the snickering smile on Xiao Da Idol's face that was softer than tofu on the other side, and the eyes that were more sticky and sweeter than honey, uh......

Brother Zhao, who has always been rough-lined, is not really without eyesight.

Hehe, it seems that jujube can neither become his stepfather, nor wait for his daughter to grow up. Yes, yes, it's good, this Xiaojiang girl, one brother calls me, that date, rounded up is my own brother-in-law.

Box box box, if you let your family know about this...... Besides, Miss Xiaojiang is so good, if I say something that shouldn't be said, or if I say what I should say earlier, wouldn't it make a mess for others?

After a fierce ideological struggle, Brother Zhao's eyes lit up, and suddenly he said something inexplicably.

"I ...... I'm not going to talk nonsense!"

Clams?

Jiang Zimu was taken aback by this voice, and when he raised his eyes, he saw the facial expression of Xiao Da Idol next to him, switching from "Angel Warm Man Big Golden Retriever" to "Look at you husky" in a second.

Hey, the reaction is slow, and the play is off.

"How...... What's wrong?"

"Time rift, or parallel universes?"

The little question mark was full of Jiang Zimu's little face.

Xiao Lizao sighed, feeling that the guy opposite was inexplicable. A hard-won cat teasing stick in his hand, he died before he got out of the school, and the cat show had just begun, and he was forced to call the curtain down.

"It's okay!"

"Just now, I was kidding you. ”

"It's just a photo, I'm really embarrassed to make a bid with you?"

"Besides, I don't have too much fun when I look at the food at the team's tables. If things aren't good, can they do that?"

Xiao Lizao raised his eyebrows helplessly, glanced at Brother Zhao, and then said, "The boss is free, you can come to me at any time, and when the time comes, everyone can take two group photos together." ”

"Yay~~~"

"Long live! Long live the dates!"

Jiang Zimu's arm was raised high, and he was excited for seven and a half weeks.

"You," Xiao Da Idol held his forehead, and his voice couldn't be lowered, "When you're out, don't always cause trouble." A little girl, can you think twice about everything?"

"It's been so long, I haven't seen it, you can't smash the field!"

On the side of Jiang Zimu's cheek, there was a rainbow fart without a trace.

"It's not because there's no hole that your Xiao Da idol can't plug!"

Brother Zhao, as the best viewing position in this game, I don't know why, I can't control it anyway, and the corners of my mouth are crazy up.

After waiting for a while, I also understood that I was a little bright, grabbed the beer, and said, "What, you continue to discuss, I'll go to the folks at those tables, chat, and drink." ”

Xiao Lizao and Jiang Zimu stared wide-eyed and nodded perfunctorily.

As soon as Brother Zhao left, the two people at the same table suddenly stopped talking.

Jiang Zimu's heart fell to the ground, and he was happy to eat two more bowls of rice. And Xiao Da Idol can only continue to help Jiang Zimu barbecue unnaturally, and his heart is full of resentment.

As soon as he heard Brother Zhao's description of the lunch incident, Xiao Lizao just wanted to blow up the lights for Jiang Zimu as soon as possible; when he understood the ultimate purpose of Jiang Zimu pulling himself over for dinner this time, Xiao Lizao almost wanted all the guests to blow up the lights for Jiang Zimu.

However, when you think about it and think about it deeply, this taste is not quite right.

This goddess, in addition to calculating my money, is calculating my fame, you goods,...... You can't count my people!

As soon as he thought of this, Xiao Da Idol instinctively poured up a stream of sour water. As soon as the chopsticks were thrown, he threw out a sentence, "Na, you can eat as much as you want and bake as much as you want, I won't serve." ”

Jiang Zimu had just gotten the benefit, and the puppy's face couldn't be more obvious.

"Yes, yes, Lord Jin, you rest, don't tire your wrists. ”

"The little ones come by themselves, just come by themselves. ”

"If you need anything, just let me know, little saddle before and after the horse, bow to the best!"

"Shut up!

"Gotta know. ”

Jiang Zimu didn't take it to heart at all, he happily sandwiched a plate of freshly roasted beef, and scooped up two chopsticks of freshly cooked wild vegetables.

"Then he knelt down. ”

After saying that, he found a vacant seat in the corner and continued to fill his stomach with food.

Seeing this, Xiao Da Idol had to petrify himself on the spot, staring blankly at the unopened bottle of soybean milk standing on the table.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, he just touched the glass bottle, and when he paused, he immediately retracted it.

Hiss~~~

No, I can't fall into the trap of that god's poison for the sake of a momentary appetite.

can take 10,000 steps back and think about it, even if you don't eat and drink with Jiang Zimu, can you change the fact that your heart continues to fall?

If the whole heart is lost and falls, then the final result is not to ask for money for money and life for life after all?

Thinking about it like this, the cute and vibrant grass on the top of Xiao Da Aidou's head withered visibly to the naked eye.

Why does Lao Tzu's road of love and the road of life have to be two and two opposites?

Wait, wait, wait. She is a good goddess, and the more she gets to know her, the more she thinks it is good, but ...... In this world, there will always be a better than her, or a similarly good but safer love partner, right?

In the next hour, Brother Zhao successfully topped the "Wood Blow" ranking by himself.

Funny and humorous, he quickly mingled with Xiao Lizao's team, and pulled the boss halfway, the two of them teased each other, and their strength reproduced the chivalrous story of Jiang Zimu vs. Banana, not only boasting without soft-mouthed, but also regarded Jiang Zimu's many words at that time as classic celebrity quotes.

When they were happy, a group of old men hooked their shoulders and shouted Jiang Zimu's scolding words as slogans.

At this time, at the door of the small store, the number began to be released.

"You, number one. ”

"You, sit next to her. ”

"Now, you're number three. ”

"People are chartered by a team, so you can't disturb them. ”

"Don't get too close to the original guests, and don't affect the normal dining of people. ”

......

Some of these guests who are waiting for the number plate are originally planning to come over for dinner, but found that there is no seat, and some of them are just a lot simpler, just admiring and admiring the handsome guys.

Full of people, but Xiao Lizao's face swung there, even those who came for food were instantly assimilated into simple and pure nymphomaniac.

It's better to look at the face, and it's better to look at the face when eating.

At the beginning, the boss kindly advised everyone to go back first and not miss the meal, but they didn't expect that the human pursuit of beauty could become a source of creative power.

"Boss, the money is for you. ”

"Don't give money, I don't have a seat here. ”

"I know, I brought my own little bench. ”

"It's useless to have a place to sit, you can't bake anything without a charcoal stove. ”

"I know, I brought a little snack from home, I'm self-sufficient, and I won't touch any of your food. ”

Boss is in danger! You are challenging the authority of my catering management! Bringing your own drinks is considered to be crossing the line, you bring everything by yourself, is it too much?

"Forehead ......"

"Then you give money ......"

"You can't eat overlord meals!"

"But you didn't eat my food!"

"Boss, you don't understand this. ”

"When it comes to eating, it's all about participation. ”

"What's the point of eating?"

"Rice. ”

"Wrong, it's the atmosphere (beauty) (male)!"

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