Zhou Hao stunned the reaction of the two, "Eh, why are you going?"

"Read!"

These two guys, who were still arguing just now, answered very neatly and sonorously at this time.

These crabs are to be saved for the evening, and what are they going to do with these eight-legged creatures in the meantime?

The theoretical reserve is insufficient, and there is no Internet, so it is natural to ask for books.

Zhou Hao pointed to his nose and offered another option, "But you can still ask me?"

The Zhou family has experience in eating crabs, and they also have a set of methods for how to preserve live crabs.

According to Zhou Hao, the most critical issue in preserving live crabs is to preserve utensils.

Picking river crabs is naturally to buy energetic. But this energetic river crab also had a problem when it was preserved, that is, these eight-legged guys did not have the consciousness of waiting for death quietly, relying on their long legs and many feet, and looking for every possible escape at the first opportunity.

For fugitives who prefer to escape from prison, the first problem is to find a strong, safe and suitable "prison" to restrict their freedom.

"It's better to be deeper, a little more slippery, it's not easy to get off your feet, it's not easy to climb out, like a big plastic bucket or something. And they have to be a little brighter, otherwise they are stacked one on top of the other, and it is still easy to run out. ”

"Is the bathtub okay?" Cheng Wei's idea came quickly, and he felt that this proposal was very good. It's absolutely open, the walls are smooth enough to put your feet on, and the depth is about the same.

Su He enthusiastically agreed, "Okay, okay, just put it in your bathtub." ”

Someone's tone sounded like they had been soaking in bad water for three days and three nights.

The cleanliness addicts suddenly became vigilant, and reacted in an instant, the crab smelled fishy, and putting it in the bathtub was not a problem of escaping, but it would inevitably leave a fishy smell that was difficult to remove, so he said angrily, "Why don't you put it in your bathtub?!"

Su He spread his hands, "However, you came up with the idea of putting it in the bathtub." ”

Cheng Wei, "......"

Lift the bar and forget it.

At the critical moment, it was Zhou Hao, the living Lei Feng, who stood up to save the world, "Uh, what, is there a big plastic bucket at home?"

Although he didn't change the topic very well, he finally gave his good friend a step down, Su He thought for a while and said, "How about the sauerkraut jar?"

"Sauerkraut jar?"

This answer is creative enough to make Zhou Hao and Cheng Wei a little stunned.

So Su He took them to see the sauerkraut jar at home.

The sauerkraut jar was placed in the basement, and it is said that it was her grandmother's father, and it seemed that she should have called her grandfather in terms of generation.

The old stuff is particularly authentic and resistant, with thick walls, dark brown outer walls that are close to black, and blue-gray inner walls, and the whole cylinder is only a little shorter than Suhe. first moved from the countryside to the city with her grandfather, and then moved with her grandparents and father countless times. It is said that when Su and her father were still a little child, Su Jinghai, who is now elegant, was naughty and took a bath in the tank in the summer, and was naturally spanked by Grandma Su when he turned around.

This incident was still told by Su Heding when she was young, and it can be seen that someone with a hole in his head still has a very good memory at some times, and he remembers things very early, so it's a pity to remember all the useless things.

After Grandma Su died, their family's life became more and more like a family, not to mention the accumulation of sauerkraut, and no one even made a decent meal, and this sauerkraut jar naturally retired.

In Su He's memory, after his parents divorced, the house was disposed of, and the old sauerkraut jar also moved to a new home with Su Jinghai and found a place in his beautiful villa.

After Su He was reborn, he patrolled around this former home, and when he saw this old sauerkraut jar again, he couldn't help patting its thick tank wall with emotion, and sighed, "Grandpa Jar, I didn't expect to see you here again." Or do you know that people are not as good as tanks. ”

Now Su He brought two friends to visit their grandfather, "How is it, you can't escape, right?"

Cheng Wei and Zhou Hao nodded together, of course they couldn't escape, not to mention that the crab couldn't escape, even Su He and her rice friend Cheng Wei entered the tank, and it had to be difficult to climb out. If the crab can still escape like this, then it will be eaten, and it must be a sperm.

At that moment, Zhou Hao started to wash the old, but not old-fashioned grandfather with water, and then put those eight-legged prisoners who were full of spirit into this antique prison. I poured some water on the bottom of the tank, and it was shallow, but it didn't reach the crab shell. Plus a spoonful of salt, which is meant to make the crab spit out the mud and sand in its stomach.

The reason why this work was contracted by Zhou Hao was not because Su He and Cheng Wei were honest and unpolite, and the two of them couldn't be polite if they wanted to--it, it wasn't that they couldn't do it with their size, it was just that it was too laborious to do.

After finding a powerful prison for the escaped prisoners, the three of them went their separate ways without worries.

Zhou Hao is going out to go fishing with Grandpa Zhou today. Su He and Cheng Wei continued to carry out weekly cleaning and purchasing. Because of the dinner in the evening, the speed at which the two of them worked today became extraordinarily efficient, and the time to complete it was much earlier than in the past.

"I've always felt that writers, prop artists, and cartoonists must have referred to crabs and lobsters when writing books, making movie props, and those alien creatures in comics. ”

"What else do you need to say?"

"In fact, if you put yourself in the shoes of those protagonists, you really have the courage to face such a behemoth!"

"I don't think you're having the courage right now. ”

"Well, I'm really lacking in courage. How are you?"

“...... Better than you anyway. ”

"That's great. I'll leave the job of killing crabs to you~ So, killing crabs or something is a man's job~"

This is a heated discussion between Su Caichu and her good food friends standing on a small bench and picking up the edge of the sauerkraut jar.

Out of men's self-esteem and face problems, Cheng Wei had to accept Su He's low-level radicals.

Originally, these two guys didn't plan to do it themselves at all, they had a good friend Zhou Hao who had a lot of experience in dealing with live crabs. With Zhou Hao, the two of them only need one to mix the sauce, the other to prepare the aftermath, and in addition, they can wash their paws and wait to eat ready-made.

However, Zhou Hao called temporarily and said that he might have to come later. Due to the absence of crab killing experts, Su He and Cheng Wei, two useless guys, could only roll up their sleeves and do it themselves, with plenty of food and clothing.

If they want to kill the river crab, for Su He and Cheng Wei, the first problem they have to face is not how to kill it, but how to take the river crab out of the big sauerkraut tank that the escaped prisoners have difficulty escaping.

For the two short killers, you really have to use your brains.

Su He first thought that if these river crabs were replaced with cabbage, then although she was not very tall, this matter would be much easier.

Cheng Wei is very unaccustomed to a guy like her who doesn't practice just talking and talking nicely, but doesn't dare to do it for a long time, "Nonsense!"

That's right, too.

In the end, the division of labor between the two little ones is like this.

Cheng Wei stood on the stool, holding the edge of the tank with one hand, and using the big fence with the other hand to catch the crabs out of the bottom of the tank one by one.

Originally, Su He proposed that she do this work, on the grounds that she was taller than Cheng Wei, and it was more convenient to be half a head taller than Cheng Wei.

But she didn't say this reason, and she knew with her crab feet that Cheng Wei, who had just encountered height discrimination, had to react when she heard her reason.

Helplessly, Cheng Wei thinks that this kind of dangerous work can't be done by Su Hegan, who is one year younger than him and is still a girl, and he said "righteous and strict", "I don't look very good-looking, and let the crab bite two bites in the tank, can I still watch it?"

Su He couldn't help him, so he had to hold the plastic bucket as the director of the detention center, and as soon as Cheng Wei grabbed the crab out of the edge of the tank with a fence, he hurriedly sent the bucket to his hand to catch the fierce prisoner.

Because it was the first time for both of them to deal with this kind of long-shelled multi-legged creature, and Grandma Zhou's level of picking crabs was excellent, even after more than half a day of imprisonment, these crabs were still fierce and powerful, so that the two fools were in a hurry for a while. In the meantime, due to the limited size of the plastic bucket selected, seeing that the two crabs were neatly preparing to escape from prison under Su He's nose, a reborn person was very useless and held a plastic bucket and screamed, "Cheng Wei Cheng Wei Cheng Wei, I'm going to run, I'm going to run!"

Cheng Wei was holding the edge of the tank and bent over to stretch out her arm to reach the crab at the bottom of the tank, and when she heard her string of soul-like "Cheng Wei Cheng Wei Cheng Wei", she almost fell into the tank, and scolded angrily, "If you want to run, you are holding back, what are you telling me to do!"

Someone was silent.

Nonsense, if she dared to stop her, what would she call it? Let her deal with those two eight-legged alien monsters with her bare hands?

Someone puts the bucket down, turns around and runs.

Cheng Wei shouted angrily, "Why are you going?"

Su He replied confidently and proudly of his quick wit, "I'll go get a weapon!"

"Don't you know how to grab it?"

If I could, what weapons would I have?!

"This stupid!"

"You're not stupid, you catch!"

"I'll catch it, I'll catch it. ”

"Aren't you good at grabbing it?"

"Isn't that just my hand-scratching?"

"And what are you doing with the fence?"

"Nonsense, isn't the fence also held in your hands?"

......

After all, none of these two useless guys dared to throw away their tools to catch crabs with their bare hands.

There was another period of chaos, but they still refused to be idle, fighting with each other.

In order to prevent the fugitive from escaping from the temporary detention center in the middle of the day, and to avoid the lack of oxygen in the bucket, Su He also deliberately found a large steaming curtain to cover the plastic bucket.

Someone is proud of their creative application.

If there are holes in the steaming curtain, you will not have to worry about the problem of oxygen.

The steaming curtain has weight, and you don't have to worry about the lid being too light and being pushed open by the eight-legged monsters.

If people are smart, there is really no way.