Chapter 44: It's Too Cruel

It was easy to invite these living ancestors from the sauerkraut jar to the big plastic bucket, and the two stupid people squatted in front of the plastic bucket with the steaming curtain for a while, and held a temporary summary meeting.

"That's it. Su He wiped his sweat, and he didn't know if this sweat was hot sweat from busyness, or cold sweat from a scuffle with the eight-legged monsters.

Cheng Wei let out a long breath, and he couldn't tell when this breath started to hold, in short, it could be regarded as an end.

"I might as well listen to you and put them in the bathtub. ”

"yes. After a pause, Cheng Wei asked uneasily, "Whose bathtub is it?"

The cleanliness boy couldn't stand the fishy smell of the crab, and he felt uncomfortable just thinking about itβ€”it was a different matter when he ate it, and although he planned to have an abortion, he still felt that he had to discuss the issue to rest assured.

"Put it in my bathtub. Su He replied quite happily this time, "Just put my dad and my mom in the bathtub, you can't smell it when you go back and take the detergent." "Su He still has a lot of trust in Cheng Wei's work ability as a cleanliness addict. And at the end of the unfilial girl, she added without any psychological burden, "They don't know anyway." ”

In autumn, you can't just eat crabs this time, and if you don't plan to use them this time, you can use them next time.

After the summary meeting and the formulation of a plan for the next work, the two faced a new problem, which is also the most critical problem in this crab eating task - killing crabs!

Looking at the hard shells in the barrel, the shells were slippery, multi-legged, and with big pincers, and looked at the extremely powerful creatures whose vitality seemed to be particularly tenacious, the two stupid people didn't know where to start for a while.

Lack of experience naturally asks for help from books.

The two of them ran to the small bookshelf in the kitchen dedicated to the recipes.

Soon, the steps to kill the crab were found.

Su and crispy read aloud, "Use a chopstick to poke straight into the middle of the crab's eyes." This method makes the crab appear in a feigned death state, which can maximize the freshness and elasticity of the meat. ”

Cheng Wei also immediately recited another strategy option, "Put the crab belly facing up, press the crab with one hand, and hold a sharp knife in the other hand, lift the triangular or peach-shaped lid of the abdomen a little, and stab it vertically downward." ”

β€œ...... Is this ......" Su He looked at the recipe in his hand with some hesitation, and then looked at Cheng Wei's recipe.

β€œ...... It's a bit too cruel?" Cheng Wei also hesitated.

"Yes, yes, it's too cruel!" Su He quickly nodded vigorously, "Let's see if there is any other way." ”

"Hmm!"

The answer is no.

"Really, animals also have feelings, so if you want to kill them, you should be gentle. Someone muttered particularly hypocritically.

"That's it!" someone chimed in, "That'...... Hands-on?"

"I can't get my hands dirty. "Actually, I don't dare to start.

"Me too. "The tough guy has taken the gentle route instead.

You can't stop eating, right?

Of course not.

Since they can't agree with the method on the recipe, they can only use their brains to figure it out.

"How about steaming directly in the pot?" Cheng Wei thought of one of the most trouble-free.

"That's right. The lid of our big steamer is still heavy, so we make sure they can't escape. "Su He is trying to save trouble now.

"But the recipe I read just now said that if you want it to taste better, you have to clean up the offal and so on. And when steaming in the pot, you also have to clean the crabs, how can you eat them if they are not clean?"

"Actually, you can eat it without shabu, anyway, crabs have shells, and we eat the meat in the shells, not the shells. "This unproductive one obviously has no limits.

"That's not going to work!" the cleaners strongly objected, "Sue and you are so disgusting!"

Su He's voice was fluttering, "Yes, you're not disgusting, you're not disgusting." ”

"......" a certain man silently coaxed, glaring at Su He angrily.

Su He pointed in the direction of the kitchen, "Dear Cheng Wei, don't stare at me, please stare at the crab." ”

"...... dear classmate Cheng wants to transform into a crab and clip someone.

After some research and discussion, the two guys who have a lot of lip service and zero effort actually let them think of a way - freeze them to death, a little one!

The freezer compartment of the refrigerator was temporarily vacated and all the live crabs were locked in. At first, there was the sound of crab legs and crab claws dancing, and it didn't take long for the sound to disappear.

Su He and Cheng Wei glanced at each other silently, and a little nervously moved to open the door of the freezer, only to see that the river crab gentlemen were all honestly frozen in place, motionless.

Cheng Wei took a chopstick and poked it, and the thigh of the river crab moved imperceptibly, the amplitude was extremely small, if it wasn't for them holding their breath and focusing on observing, it would be easy to ignore the past.

"I didn't freeze to death, I froze and fainted. Cheng Wei came to a conclusion.

"Good, it's time to get your hands dirty. Su He began to roll up his sleeves.

The two studied it again, and for the sake of safety, they decided to take out a few of them for slaughter first, rather than all of them at once, so that the multi-legged monsters would not wake up during the slaughter.

In order to speed up, the two of them worked together, each with a sharp knife, lifted the lid, and in the sound of Su He reciting the recipe with words, his wrist was forced, and he stabbed it according to the abdomen of the river crab.

The poor frozen river crab Jun had a good skill, and those long legs only paddled weakly twice before he died, and then he directly boarded the flight to Western Bliss, and never returned.

As for any cruelty, any mercy or something like that, he was thrown on a flight to Western Elysium by two crab killers together.

Just kidding, don't eat if you want to be cruel? Don't talk about cruelty if you eat it.

The work of washing the crabs was done by Cheng Wei independently.

At this point, no one should talk about friendship and mutual assistance to the cleanliness addicts, and the enthusiastic help of others is only the part that he picks and dislikes.

Besides, there are other tasks to be done in addition to shabu-shabu, for example, according to the instructions of the recipe, a small surgical removal operation on the white-washed river crab - the gallbladder eater, the gills, the shell of the abdomen, that is, the place that was opened when slaughtered just now, and the antennae of the crab head, these parts are all parts that affect the taste. In addition, the crab claws are chopped off with a knife, and then the crab claws are cracked with the back of the knife, so that there is no burst accident when steaming.

In fact, Su He remembered that when he ate steamed crab in many places in his previous life, it didn't seem to be so troublesome. If it weren't for Cheng Wei's insistence, she would really be able to do something that is not shabu and steames directly.

But since the recipe said that the crab was already dead, she would give it a try, and there was no loss anyway.

After the surgery, it is the simplest step, put on the steamer.

However, because another dining friend had not yet arrived, Su He had to put the processed river crab into a basin, throw in a few slices of ginger and a few peppercorns, and temporarily send them to the refrigerator for refrigeration.

On the other side, Cheng Wei was calling Zhou Hao, with a little smug in his tone, the crab has been killed, when will you come to Mixi?

Zhou Hao arrived quickly, answered the phone and set off.

During this period, Su He made a few more side dishes, and the main dish was naturally River Crab.

As soon as Zhou Hao entered the door, Su He put the crab gentlemen into the steamer one by one with their white bellies shining and looking up at the starry sky. According to the recipe, the reason why the river crabs put on such a fragrant and sultry temptation is mainly to avoid the flow of crab oil and maintain the umami.

Mixed the juice again. Su He prefers white vinegar when eating crabs, Zhou Hao and Cheng Wei have no preference, and the person in charge has the final say. The soy sauce is cooked according to the recipe. Rubbed the ginger and added a little Huadiao wine.

As soon as the sauce is adjusted, the fresh aroma of the river crab has already wafted out with the steam.

A bottle of white wine was turned over from the basement, a little was poured into each person, and the paws were washed well, and the river crab was ready to be served.

Seeing the red river crabs, Su He and Cheng Wei were very excited, and they couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

"We killed them all with one sword!"

"Yes, it's not easy, but it's a river crab. ”

Zhou Hao looked at Su He, who was particularly hard at the word "river crab", and then looked at Cheng Wei, who had an inexplicable hideous face, and always felt that the exclamation of these two sounded a little wrong.

What's wrong?

In front of the steaming and seductive river crab kings, the question of what is wrong is left to think about later, along with the so-called battle meetings about which project to declare, all make way for the river crab kings. At this time, only food, wine, and eating are king!

These three people eat crabs all belong to the violent stream, do not take the technical Sven route, have no auxiliary tools, directly get started, pick the crab cover, hold the crab with chopsticks to dig out the crab meat to eat. As for the crab legs, naturally the claws are broken one by one.

Breaking and breaking, Su He suddenly discovered a problem that she hadn't noticed in her two lives - how many legs does a crab have?

In her cognition, she has always thought that the river crab has eight legs.

But she seems to have broken off eight legs just now, how can there be two more? Could it be that her elementary school math class was taught by her physical education teacher?

So she sucked the crab leg while observing the river crab king who was still intact in the basin - that's right, three rice friends, two big stomachs, ordinary plates can't deal with it, so she had to take the basin to fill it, and then she began to ask, "Dear students, now there is a question to test you." ”

Cheng Wei and Zhou Hao were busy in their mouths, looking at her with their eyes, especially Cheng Wei's gaze was the most powerful - there is something to say, and there is nothing to shut up.

Su He took out a piece of white and tender crab meat from the crab shell, carefully put it in the sauce and put it into his mouth, ate it slowly, and then took a small sip of wine, and then nodded the river crab in the basin with his chin, "Don't look at the basin, tell me how many legs the crab has?"

When Su He was eating crab meat and drinking, Cheng Wei and Zhou Hao were very patient and did not squeak, more precisely, their mouths were too busy to urge her.

After listening to Su He's question, the three of them continued to be silent among themselves, just stretched their necks together, and counted the delicious long legs of the river crab monarchs in the basin with their eyes.