Jiang Zimu put the pizza on the table, and under Xiao Lizao's eyes, he endured his saliva and began to pick up the contents of the horse clip bag.

Chicken rice flower, fried shrimp, pistol legs, squid rings, gimbap, black pepper steak sandwich......

Asparagus, fruit corn, oysters, white shellfish, beef rolls, coconut, pomelo, udon, frozen dumplings, ......

Jiang Zimu was a little dazzled, mechanically putting the raw cold into the huge double-door refrigerator, and staring at the cooked food on the table in a daze.

"Feeling full just by looking at it?" Xiao Li snorted angrily, his butt was placed on the edge of the sofa, and his feet were raised weakly, but he didn't dare to land. "Is it that the things you bought are not to your taste?"

"Nonsense. Jiang Zimu swallowed again, "If you say that, it will hurt the hearts of these delicacies." ”

"That was dinner?"

"No, no. Jiang Zimu glanced at Xiao Lizao not very calmly, not that he didn't see that the other party was teasing with his heart, and his mouth was open, but he didn't have an unusually needle-point to Mai Mang, but he was sincere and sincere in his words.

"On this kind of typhoon day, you, a busy man, come to deliver me food in a cloak and rain, if I come up and eat as if no one else is around, it is really ...... It's kind of ...... I'm a little embarrassed. "I've been hungry for so long anyway, and I don't care about holding on a little longer.

Xiao Lizao let out an exaggerated "ah", hugged his arm to his chest, and slowed down his speech, "Goddess, since we both realized that now, the only adjective I dare not use on you is shy." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Lizao raised his hand and scratched his nose, he really couldn't hold back the straightforward and loud serial sneezing.

"Chirp!!! chirp~~~"

Jiang Zimu was stunned for a second, his shoulders trembled, and then he broke free from the fear of being dominated by pizza, and trotted to the bathroom to get a towel and a hair dryer.

"Sorry, hungry and thirsty, the brain is on strike. It should have been given to you a long time ago. ”

"The towels are new and no one has used them. ”

Xiao Li didn't have a stubble for a long time, but just pursed his lips and smiled brightly.

Taking advantage of Xiao Li's early wiping and cleaning, Jiang Zimu secretly raised the air conditioner by two degrees.

"Why are you here?"

Xiao Li put the towel on the back of the sofa and looked around.

"Goddess, let me confirm again, your family's four famous catchers are all where they should be, right?"

"Right now, but at the critical moment when the old-timers are playing with their lives, if they dare to be dishonest, they are afraid that they will be cut off by the rolling thunder. ”

"Oh, oh. Xiao Lizao's hanging heart and a pair of hanging feet finally landed smoothly and steadily.

"Don't get me wrong, I just care, I just care, ask casually, I don't mean anything else. ”

Jiang Zimu understood in his heart, thinking that eating other people's mouths was short, so he could see through it and get by.

Xiao Lizao coughed lightly, looking at Jiang Zimu's dedicated and affectionate eyes towards the food, well, confirmed, it was the woman who sold her soul to durian pizza.

"Tsk," Xiao Lizao shook his eyebrows to himself, slowly embarrassed, and waved his big hand, "Eat, don't look there." ”

Jiang Zimu nodded in response, holding up a piece of pizza, and his ten fingers were full of the burning sensation of excessive stomach acid, "I'm a person, my will is not very strong." Since you always let me do this, then I will be a guest, and you are really welcome. ”

"Oh my God, it's great, it's still hot, the cheese is drawn!!yaa~~~"

"You...... You're going to be together... Eat... Eat?"

Xiao Lizao smiled and shook his head, on the one hand, he was strict with himself in dieting and self-cultivation, and on the other hand, he was helpless to eat like Jiangzimu hamsters.

"You don't know, I've been living a desperate life these days, eating instant noodles every day. Look at my hair," Jiang Zimu devoured as he jumped up to Xiao Lizao, "My hair is going to automatically turn into instant noodle rolls; ”

Jiang Zimu put the back of his hand on Xiao Lizao's nose, but he didn't touch it, and before the other party could react, he suddenly retracted his position.

"The left half is spiced beef, and the right half is pork bone soup, really, all marinated in instant noodle ingredients. ”

Xiao Lizao: Poof~~~

Seeing Jiang Zimu take a bite of two gimbaps, and stuff a fried shrimp and two squid rings, Xiao Lizao, a "deceptive eater", couldn't stand it anymore.

"Slow down, slow down! I won't rob you!"

"Eating is like a starving ghost reincarnated. ”

"You don't understand...... Jiang Zimu bulged his cheeks, raised his hand to cover his mouth, and did not shy away from dismantling his platform at all.

"I'm not hungry, I'm hungry. Gluttonous parasitic brains, if you show up a little later, I should mutate. Think about it, if it weren't for your old man, I'm afraid I wouldn't have to watch the disease of gluttonous insects sweep across the world and destroy human civilization in one fell swoop?"

"So, boss, your old feat tonight is a proper merit that will benefit the present generation. On behalf of all the earthlings, let me give you a 720-degree free fall in the air, and then follow Thomas's full rotation bow!"

Xiao Lizao raised the corners of his mouth again, and said in his heart that it had been a long time since such a "shameless" person had said such "bells and whistles" in person, mainly because no one could have both "cheeky" and "language expression".

"Really?"

"Not really!"

"Just now your old tall and majestic figure appeared in front of me, my first reaction was that the gods descended to earth! If you don't believe me, you go to the bathroom to take a photo, your old ears and eyes are still shining with holy light!"

"Cut~~~" Xiao Lizao subconsciously dragged his earlobes down, "I'm afraid it's not me who shines, it's those who eat, right?"

God knows how weak, helpless and pitiful Xiao Lizao, who was standing at the door just now, was afraid that the "stepping stone" was not hard enough, and the "talisman" was not bright enough, and he would touch Jiang Zimu with a nose of ashes. If it weren't for Jiang Zimu to love Wu and Wu, where would he follow his assistant to four fast food restaurants and two supermarkets in a row, and engage in such a big battle of "food blessing"?

"That's not what I said. Jiang Zimu wiped his mouth, feeling a little full, and then casually picked up half a steak sandwich.

"Have you read "Journey to the West"? The mount of the gods is most likely also a super god. Like the golden retriever of Guanyin Bodhisattva, the old green cow of Taishang Laojun ......"

"Co-author or eat, I'm just a means of transportation for cattle and horses?"

It is an extremely difficult errand to make Xiao Da Idol admit that he has been stained with durian pizza.

"Just kidding, don't be angry. Jiang Zimu licked the bread crumbs on his fingers, and his face became serious, "Seriously, I really want to thank you." ”

Xiao Lizao stared at Jiang Zimu, and suddenly felt hot and dry for a moment.

"Thank you to the gold lord dad for saving my dog's life! Father's love is like a buffet, and father's love is like gold and silver!" As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Zimu kicked his slippers, revealing coffee-colored fluffy rabbit ear socks that did not match the season, and his hands and feet moved together, and he applauded Xiao Lizao with a chirping voice.

"Boss, you haven't told me yet, why the hell are you here?"

Xiao Lizao scratched his head, got up and took a carton of banana milk from the dining table.

"That...... Last time you called, didn't you say that you were busy translating and making milk noodles every day...... And said that the deadline for delivery is one month?"

"Four weeks. ”

"All the work is done now?"

"Ninety percent complete. ”

"Hmm. Xiao Lizao bit the straw a little unnaturally, and only dared to put his eyes on Jiang Zimu's rabbit ears that were trembling slightly on the side, "I guess, you didn't pay attention to the typhoon warning a few days ago......"

"It's all because the glass is of such good quality. Jiang Zimu raised his hand and shook the pot, refusing to admit that it was his "two ears that did not listen to what was going on outside the window" that caused today's miserable situation of running out of ammunition and food and sitting in a troubled city.

"You haven't squeaked in the group for the last few days...... Counting the days, I guess you're still busy, and you definitely can't bother to go to the supermarket to buy things. It's windy and rainy, and I'm afraid it's not easy to deliver takeaways...... I'm afraid of your instant noodles... Tired of eating...... There is no nutrition yet......" In the last sentence, Xiao Lizao's volume can't compare to mosquitoes.

"Do you have anything else to do when you come out this time?"

"No, of course not!" Xiao Lizao's eyes widened, and then there was a little smugness on his face: I just went out in such bad weather to feed you, am I not tired?

This kind of great kindness and virtue is not needed to be a slave or a maid, and it is difficult to consider it with a personal promise.

Jiang Zimu's ears trembled, he pursed his mouth and didn't move, and it took a few minutes before he cleared his throat and solemnly thanked Xiao Li again.

"You can show up with so many delicious foods, just in time when I need it most, and it would be hypocritical if I say that I am unhappy in my heart, and if I tearfully emphasize to you how dangerous it is to travel on a typhoon day after a feast, it will seem that I have to sell cheaply, and I don't know what to do. ”

"Thank you!" Jiang Zimu raised his chin slightly, then sighed slowly, patted his belly, and felt that his IQ had reoccupied the high ground.

"I just want to tell you that you are really a gift in the snow this time, and I am especially grateful. Jiang Zimu's eyes were brighter, and he didn't wear slippers, he stepped on the floor through his socks, and stood in front of Xiao Lizaoyan, his head was tilted, his waist was forked, and he said with a sense of happiness that he was full of wine and food: "But, I thought about it carefully, just now, just now, just after you sent a message to the time before you appeared at my door, what made me feel tormented was not the stomach at all, but the ......."

Xiao Lizao watched Jiang Zimu move his hands from his waist to his chest, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to come out, and said in his heart that this confession was a little unexpected, and the cultural differences between the East and the West were still so indigestion.

"The most tormented thing is actually my nerves. ”

Jiang Zimu frowned as if he was looking, and then said, "My slender and sensitive little nerve trembles from time to time. It doesn't matter if I shake it, my mind is full of brake failures, billboards falling, and the whole vehicle being overturned by the wind, otherwise, it's just thunder and thunder and something like that......"

"I said, Goddess, can you hope for me to be better?"

Jiang Zimu raised his hand to make a silent gesture, sniffed, and said softly: "What if...... I mean, if the next time you are in the same situation, can you stop worrying me so much?"

In case you Xiao Da Idol has three strengths and two shortcomings, self-blame is secondary, and the most afraid is that the Zaozilin fan group will attack it, and "A Thousand Ways to Die" is not enough for them to learn from.

Xiao Li licked his lips early, feeling that he should give Jiang Zimu a quality triple, and by the way, ask her how to easily achieve a sweet lethal dose with just one sentence. No, it's really up, at this time, Xiao Da Idol felt that his brain was full of chocolate.

"Then next time, can you not let me worry so much?"

After saying that, a stream of blood rushed straight to the door of his head. Xiao Lizao raised his hand coldly and pinched Jiang Zimu's two wrists, and pressed them softly. The brain flower that was stewed into a crispy shape by the sweet words of self-confessed was almost drowned in the sea of chocolate, but the moment it looked at Jiang Zimu's clear eyes, a lifebuoy called "Reason" had been firmly stuck on Xiao Li's head that was about to burst.

Suddenly, Xiao Lizao was like a nine-handed old vinyl record spinning in place, his brain making a "clattering" sound, but there was no substantive command about the next move. Under Emperor Zhang, Xiao Da Idol had to blush and pull his white and tender wrist closer to his nose, and pretended to sniff, "The left is obviously Thai seafood, and the right is obviously Italian meat sauce." ”

Jiang Zimu was stunned for an instant, and his right eyelid clocked in and out of work every second, beating wildly as if he was about to throw his eyeballs out of his socket.

"Look at the hungry children, all... I was stunned. Jiang Zimu hurriedly pulled his hand back, took a few steps back, and hid his arm behind his back unnaturally.

Forehead...... Was it the food that made Jiang Zimu float, or was the too friendly customer feedback that made Xiao Li float early?

The sudden non-consensual skinship, while making Jiang Zimu feel uncomfortable, also made her begin to reflect on whether she had just deliberately used the wrong way to smile at hippie?

In any case, the silence seems to have been too long now, no matter what weird funny memes can be found, even the universal topic of weather cannot be used without embarrassing traces......

It's like forcing yourself to take a cold shower on a cold day. Rejection, every pore is refusal.

Xiao Li saw this earlier, and trembled and teased his bangs twice. This handsome trick is less natural than the smile of a social phobia patient at a company dinner.