Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, jumped back to the edge of the dining table, grabbed a mango magic wand, and handed it to his mouth, but he couldn't bite it down.

"Dear, what I actually want to say is - I can't be responsible for your life, and you don't have to pay for my life. ”

If you eat one more instant noodle, you won't be poisoned, and even if you don't eat a meal, you won't starve to death, at most, that is, you will read it for a few hours, crying your father and calling your mother to squeeze out a few tears, and then hold the pillow and turn it over and over until dawn.

"I don't like ...... very much"

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Li had already raised his voice vigilantly and interrupted, "I came this time, and I also took a ride on the mountain." If it were just me, I'd rather stay in the practice room for a few more hours or just stay home catching up on sleep instead of going out in this damn weather!"

Jiang Zimu suppressed his unhappiness and decided to look at the noodles of the table of food and let Xiao Li finish talking first.

In the past few days, Dashan's girlfriend has always shouted and scared, so he has to ask him to go over to accompany her every day. Dashan's girlfriend's house is only two blocks away from here. Xiao Li scratched the tip of his nose early and unconsciously fiddled with his bangs for the third time. "As soon as the typhoon came, Dashan was happy like a child of more than 200 pounds, and every time he saw me, he muttered that he could finally let his Mercedes-Benz G500 4×4 into the water. ”

"Besides, today's wind and rain are not smaller than the first two days...... It's a little smaller. Otherwise, the mountains would not dare to carry me out. ”

Jiang Zimu naturally didn't hear the name Dashan for the first time, so he pursed his lips and answered without being salty, "People are sacrificing their lives to accompany their girlfriends, what are you adding to the mess?"

"I ...... too I am...... I heard that the price of pork has risen recently, and I want to fatten you up and sell it again. If you lose your weight because of a typhoon, won't all my previous pig feed money be wasted? ”

"A stomach can't compare to your old guts. ”

"Clams?"

Jiang Zimu sighed, didn't pick up any more, and changed the topic by himself.

"I heard that the off-road vehicle costs more than 3 million? The color is bright, but the model is square-headed, and it looks very raw and hard. ”

"I like it too. Xiao Lizao put his palms together, "I specially chose the one with lemon yellow, which I gave it on Dashan's birthday in April this year." ”

Now that he has turned to the proposition of a car, which can make all men's eyes shine, Xiao Da Idol naturally can't let go of the opportunity to show off. Immediately afterwards, Xiao Xiansen used almost four pages and used more than 100 body movements to explain the ultra-high performance of this off-road vehicle for Jiang Zimu in simple terms.

"By the way, Goddess, you are not surprised, this time, I just told the security guard at the door to find 5001, Building 2, Block C, and he immediately let me go. "This G500 is no worse than Pagani.

Jiang Zimu gave a very restrained thumbs up, and said in his heart: Your little B number is really used to being taken by the old lady's precautions. If the old lady hadn't called the doorman earlier, would you think this time it would be as unimpeded as last time?

Xiao Li had already continued the purpose of doubling the happiness without heart and lungs, and began to babble about his assistant's help to search for a pizza shop, make a purchase list, frantically sweep the supermarket, and ask for the access control code of the Jiangzimu unit building from the pizza shop.

Seeing Xiao Lizao's childishness, Jiang Zimu inexplicably began to overflow with maternal love, and got up and gave Xiao Lizao a bottle of chocola BB that had been iced in the morning.

"The benefits of the staff around you are so good. Jiang Zimu turned around and waved at Xiao Lizao with his bag. "In ancient times, Xiao Da Idol spent a lot of money to give his assistant a luxury car, and now there is a father who is not afraid of wind and rain to deliver food for himself. can sing and cry, moving the world. ”

"What kind of international humanitarianism is so selfless?"

Xiao Li smiled a little weakly: a well-known idol, thousands of miles away, came to this community, yin (bright) difference (knowledge) yang (so) mistakes (made) to achieve physical contact achievements again, in this way, can he still be regarded as a noble, pure and moral person?

"By the way, why haven't I seen that Gao Dashan classmate a few times I have been to your villa?"

Xiao Li tilted his head early and responded: "Dashan is mainly responsible for event security, if I want to film, he will follow into the group, otherwise the company will check in most of the time." Daily life is trivial and generally does not need him to handle it. ”

Jiang Zimu snorted twice and deliberately teased, "I look at other celebrity assistants, 99% of them are girls." ”

"I'm not the emperor, and I need one hundred and eighty palace maids around me. Those who can take care of themselves can take care of themselves, but if they can't do it, Gu's mother and Dashan will each do some of it. The little girl can't do the heavy work that consumes physical strength, and many times, it's not convenient for the little girl to do it. ”

"Oh. ”

Xiao Lizao peeked and saw Jiang Zimu retracting from the dining table, picking up strawberries in a fruit cup to eat.

Gu's mother said that the people around her should be few and fine. In this way, the safety factor and work efficiency will be improved. ”

Xiao Li sighed early, and when he spoke again, he turned to a painful experience a few years ago.

"Before, I thought about making Gu's mother easier, so I took it upon myself to recruit a living and clothing assistant, who was a girl. ”

"That girl, her mouth is sweet, but she doesn't work neatly at all. Xiao Lizao raised his eyebrows and asked coldly, "Goddess, do you know which type of employee is the most unpleasant for employers?"

Take people's money and look up to people's breath. Although Jiang Zimu doesn't want to admit it, she still can't escape from the huge shadow of capitalism at the moment.

Jiang Zimu choked, and simply swallowed the strawberry stalk, not breathing, and even began to burp.

Xiao Lizao cocked Erlang's legs, covered his mouth and smiled: What should I do, this goddess is even cute with hiccups. If you score it, Jiang Zimu, who has numb claws under his eyes, and the pink meat pad of the little milk cat, and the crystal clear grape eyes of the little baby can be tied for five stars in the "can't help index".

"I'm not afraid that employees are not capable of working, but I'm afraid that they don't even have a good working attitude. That girl, after beating me several times, still couldn't figure out her position - several times and three times I sent my private photos to the circle of friends, sent all kinds of ambiguous and ambiguous love chicken soup in my girlfriend's tone, and most importantly, she stole my personal belongings......"

"Oh, oh. Not good, that's really bad. Jiang Zimu swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva and took a long breath, confirming that Xiao Lizao had no insinuation at all.

"The second week after Gu's mother fired her squid, the girl posted that she had been harassed and suppressed in the workplace, adding fuel and vinegar to my private life, fabricating my privacy quirks, and crying in an interview with pear blossoms with rain......"

Forehead......

"Is that girl beautiful?"

Xiao Lizao shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly, "Even if she is beautiful, it is not a reason for me to forgive her, not to mention, she is not beautiful." ”

It's right to think about it, Xiao Lizao's 24-7 scandal creates a perpetual motion machine, if you let a beautiful face follow in and out, how many paparazzi will have to be exhausted and how many cameras will be scrapped?

Xiao Lizao shrank his neck pitifully, pursed his lips, and whispered: "What makes me most angry is that she also sold my mobile phone number to illegitimate students, and she has no professionalism at all. ”

"In those days, I received an average of more than 7,000 phone calls a day, and there were fan texts bombarding me every minute, and it wasn't until two months after I changed my number that my insomnia improved slightly. ”

Jiang Zimu was speechless when he heard it, and he couldn't figure out why some people had to put their lives to a dead end.

"That girl, I'm afraid she has paranoia?"

Xiao Li smiled early, and his tone was a little lost, "It's a shame that the girl's parents are sensible, and before I filed a lawsuit, they took the initiative to post a psychiatric diagnosis certificate and a public apology letter, and then forcibly restricted the girl from continuing to appear on camera, and calmly communicated with Gu's mother, saying that they were willing to accept any legal and public opinion sanctions." ”

Xiao Li poked his temple with his index finger early, "That girl, she is indeed ill." I don't know why I chose her in the first interview?"

Jiang Zimu shrugged his shoulders and snorted, "Maybe it's sympathy." ”

"As soon as the incident came out, although most people chose to believe me, there were still sensationalist media people who had to find another way and poured dirty water on me on the Internet. If people don't have fantasies about us, how can they spend money for us?"

"Isn't this a stealing concept?" Jiang Zimu retorted with a puffed face, "That girl's identity is an assistant, not a fan, and not a girlfriend, and it is her duty to do her job well and protect the privacy of her employer." I don't know of a boss who pays for the livelihood of his employees with his left hand and solves the marriage of his employees with his right hand. ”

"Ahem, cough, cough ......" If it weren't for Jiang Zimu's face, Xiao Li might have crashed into the south wall more than 800 times: the reason why he was involved with the female assistant was not to divert the attention of this goddess and play an emotional card by the way?

Sure enough, in the next minute, Mr. Jiang bluntly explained what "Murphy's Law" is and its universality.

"BOSS, you're never stupid enough to treat an employee as a girlfriend, are you?"

"Hehe, that's nature. Xiao Lizao's lips trembled, "I look like such a stupid person?"

"Your employee, I, don't look like that silly girl, don't have any balance, do you?"

"Hmph, of course...... Of course. ”

Jiang Zimu felt that his words had been said clearly enough, squinting his eyes and smiling: in view of Xiao Da Idol's charcoal in the snow, Jiang Zimu finally decided not to ignore the alarm bell that had been buzzing in his head. Left-handed empiricism, right-handed rationalism, under the premise that Xiao Lizao would not be ridiculed for his self-inflicted amorousness, strangled some ideas that should not appear in the cradle as quickly and accurately as possible.

Although, thinking about Xiao Lizao's face, Jiang Zimu felt that there was a high probability that his brain was hot, and it was really worrying.

Xiao Lizao's face flashed with unconcealable deflatedness, blinked, and continued to pour bitter water. Obviously, the grievances suffered because of the female assistant incident do not seem to have diminished with time.

"At that time, there were still people who made a fuss about the value of celebrities - celebrities made so much money, didn't they just sell their private lives?

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Zimu was not happy at first.

"I don't dare to say other stars, you Xiao Li is already a complete technical job, okay?"

"can sing and act, the business strength is against the sky, and those who rely on their works to speak will always be able to eat the world with a big mouth. ”

"Besides, celebrity salaries and record pricing are both market-oriented, and it's not you, Xiao Li, who has the final say. ”

Jiang Zimu glanced at Xiao Lizao, and then his eyes drooped, feeling soft in his heart as if he had seen a lame stray dog, and his mind was full of regrets for not being able to carry a bag of ham sausages with him.

"You have relied on your own blood and sweat to reach the top step by step, and if you don't take shortcuts, you don't need to pay for any toll booths set up on shortcuts. You don't need fans to throw money, you don't need fans to explode your liver, you don't need fans to tear up resources and brokerage companies, you can still survive steadily in the entertainment industry. ”

"BOSS, you believe me, skilled workers don't worry about employment. As for taking out your private life and choking you, take care of it, throw a few tubes of erythromycin, and let those pink eyes get out of here!"

Yes, the little princess who swears still sticks to herself even in the encirclement of desserts, without losing her true colors.

Xiao Li ate and chuckled, relaxed his shoulders and neck, hooked the corners of his mouth, and threw a bombshell at Jiang Zimu.

"Goddess, my bed photo with a well-known actress has been uploaded on the Internet recently, have you seen it?"

"Clam ???" Jiang Zimu immediately became interested, reached out and took out his mobile phone, and his smile was evil, "So...... Is it such a red chicken?"