Chapter 197: The God King and the Fish King
After Zuo Zuo and Caicai recovered, they still hugged Qin Luming, Qin Luming gently patted their backs, turned around and walked out of the carriage.
A little embarrassed, but not much, closed the car door and faced Fairy Jiang, and handed over Zuo Zuo and Nana's wet clothes.
Fairy Jiang didn't refuse this time, helped dry Zuo Zuo and Nana's clothes, and then kicked the car door.
Afraid that she would kick the car door badly, Qin Luming opened the door with great insight, after all, this was just a "mount" in the eyes of Jiang Shenwang, not a "refrigerator" that she attached great importance to.
The kick just now was obviously much more casual and forceful than when she kicked the refrigerator.
Fairy Jiang glanced into the carriage, the two stupid hands had no shame about being naked, just now Qin Luming walked out and closed the door to Fairy Jiang dried his clothes and then opened the door, in such a short period of time, they didn't know what was going on, Caicai bit Zuo Zuo's chest, and Zuo Zuo was gritting his teeth and pulling Caicai's chest.
Fairy Jiang frowned, hoping that they would lose their ability to breastfeed because of this, which would probably reduce their obsession with giving birth to a baby for the old Qin family all day long.
"Leave them alone, let's go see if the fish king has come out. Qin Luming said to Fairy Jiang.
He felt that it was better to separate Fairy Jiang and Zuo Zuo Cai Cai for now, so as not to cause any accidents.
Fairy Jiang nodded calmly, without those two stupid hands making noise next to him, Fairy Jiang didn't mind being alone with Qin Luming, after all, he was her divine envoy, and it was necessary to give him a trivial little time, so that he could have the opportunity to better comprehend some of Fairy Jiang's thoughts when he was alone.
Now he doesn't know how to look at her eyes, and it is difficult to figure out Fairy Jiang's intentions, what is always something to say to Fairy Jiang, it's too stupid.
Thinking of this, it was because I flipped through Qin Luming's book "Tianlong Babu" this morning, and the monk in it was as bald and stupid as Qin Luming, but that monk changed from stupid to a little witty in the process of being alone with the goddess.
Qin Luming also needs to be alone with Fairy Jiang more before he can become a little more witty, otherwise, with Zuo Zuo and Caicai, their stupidity will always infect Qin Luming and continue to reduce his wit.
Even if there is a positive impact of the Jiang Fairy infection next to him, it can only slightly suppress the negative impact caused by Zuo Zuo and Caicai, and his improvement is limited.
As for why Tianshan Tong is called a goddess, of course, it is because this reincarnation ability of Tianshan Tong is similar to the ability of a god king, but she is reincarnated from the state of an old woman after all, so it is good to be a god woman.
Fairy Jiang followed behind Qin Luming, lifted a little skirt, revealing the grass-green toes, and kicked the fine broken stones all over the road, she looked at the shallow depressions she kicked out, and decided to name the section of the road she had traveled "The Sacred Road to Find the King of Fish".
If you are a qualified oracle, you will announce it yourself and let the oracle record it, and it will become a god-king journal praised by countless believers in the world...... Qin Luming's similar record in this world is the Bible.
"After buying the king of fish today, the fish head is the traditional steamed fish head. The fried fish belly in butter is also delicious, and the fish tail is braised or made into soup...... Let's make soup, fish offal can be made into hot pot, take part of the meat of the fish body to make loofah stewed fish, marinate the rest and wear it, and light a cigarette on the roof to make smoked fish...... Forget it, let's make smoked preserved fish. "Qin Luming has already planned how to eat the king of fish who may not have been caught yet.
"Is the King of Fish particularly delicious?" Seeing Qin Luming's move, full of expectations and plans, Fairy Jiang was also imagining whether there was anything special about the taste of the King of Fish, which made Qin Luming so concerned.
Qin Luming's attention to this fish exceeded his attention to Fairy Jiang...... His attention is not what Fairy Jiang cares about, but he is objectively a little unhappy, because it is very ridiculous.
"It's not particularly delicious, it's just bigger than ordinary fish, but because it can grow so huge, it means that it is more energetic, the flesh and blood are more energetic, and the taste is a little more delicious." "Qin Luming is not the kind of glutton who pays great attention to the subtle changes in taste, for him to eat is to eat, and there is no need to make something almost metaphysical.
"You public servants will be big and shallow. Fairy Jiang said contemptuously.
"Worker?" Qin Luming is still just a student, and his class composition is difficult to change, and there is no way to integrate into the great working class.
Fairy Jiang didn't explain, when she was flipping through Qin Luming a few days ago, she noticed the function of "real-name authentication", and she was developing a magic technique that can find the fluctuations of divine particles according to "real-name authentication" and locate the address of the netizen who spoke.
At the same time, she also found that many people call the females in this world "mothers", so the corresponding males can be called "males", which is similar to the "insects" and "mothers" that Fairy Jiang has always called.
"Since it's not particularly delicious, I'll give you a little bit. Fairy Jiang walked forward on his own.
Qin Luming touched his head, how could it be that she gave a little bit to others to eat?
In the past, she also announced, for example, "This refrigerator is mine!"
Qin Luming didn't care, anyway, she could announce that it belonged to her, the refrigerator that belonged to her did not affect the use of Qin Luming and Zuozuo Cai, this fish king belonged to her, could she still hold it and gnaw it directly?
At this time, Zuo Zuo and Caicai had already finished fighting, got dressed and kept up, but their hair was draped on their backs somewhat casually, and their bangs were still a little messy, and they didn't make the cute and lively hairstyles such as "double ponytails" and "ball heads" that Qin Luming liked.
"You said that if we hadn't been caught in the fishing net, would we have been able to catch the king of fish?" Zuo Zuo said to Nana with some regret.
"Most of the time you can't catch it. Caicai subconsciously took out her pocket, only to remember that her little crucian carp had been thrown into Dongjun Lake by Qin Luming.
"We have money, except for things that can't be bought with money, we can buy them with money, don't care. Seeing that they were still obsessed with catching the king of fish, Qin Luming enlightened them again.
"Hey, you can't buy Brother Qin's love with money. ”
"Money can't buy Brother Qin's cells that can allow us to have children. ”
Qin Luming let out a long breath, a little hoping that Fairy Jiang would turn the two of them into earth dogs when he turned around.
"If it could be bought with money, would Brother Qin still be a single dog now? He has no girlfriend and no children, so his position in the old Qin family is not stable!" Zuo Zuo said worriedly.
"Don't you think it's because we haven't worked hard enough? In romance, the condition that the building near the water gets the moon first is just like the god-level golden finger you see in the protagonist who is an orphan!" Nana poked Zuozuo's cheek.
"Lord God, please turn the two of them into earth dogs. Qin Luming ran up to Fairy Jiang and prayed sincerely.
Fairy Jiang satisfied him.
The two earth dogs glanced at each other, realized that they were probably in the same situation, and immediately tore each other happily.
Qin Luming was also a lot more relaxed, he didn't have to worry about someone next to him hearing these horrifying remarks, looking at him as if he saw a perverted and pitiful worm.
As soon as Qin Luming looked up, the Jiang Fairy who was still casting the spell just now disappeared again, and after looking around, he found that the Jiang Fairy was walking towards the crowd in front of him.
She is still the unstoppable momentum of the future of the God King, the person who was originally in front of her automatically gave way to her, she walked in and picked up a big fish placed on the weighing table, and announced loudly: "This fish king is mine!"
Qin Luming glanced back at the fighting earth dog, and then at the god king who was grabbing the fish in front of him, hey.