Chapter 198: Curse Rebound

The big fish are packed in baskets made of bamboo strips, and the bottom is filled with soft straw to prevent the big fish from rolling and fluttering in it, which will remove the scales from the body and cause bad appearance.

Many people buy big fish back and raise them for a while, and the scales fall off and cause damage to the skin and flesh, and it is very likely that they will die in the process of raising.

The skinned weight of this big fish is 17.8 kilograms, and the tail is still stretched out in the basket, which is big enough, but the king of fish should not be able to be it.

"This is not the king of fishes. Qin Luming snatched the basket from Fairy Jiang's arms.

He was able to snatch it, of course, because Lord God King heard that this was not the King of Fish, so naturally he couldn't make her possessiveness attack, and the fish that was not the King of Fish was not worthy of being snatched by Fairy Jiang.

Seeing such a little girl with delicate eyebrows and eyes, making such a domineering snatching and willful move, there was a burst of laughter in the crowd, and more people were envious of Qin Luming, no wonder he was so quiet and gentle.

Which brother has such a beautiful and lovely sister, isn't they all so spoiled, and they are all so spoiled by her?

Several leaders on the stage laughed and talked a few words, most of the men and women are brothers and sisters, with extremely good genes, and probably their parents are also dragons and phoenixes among people.

"Little sister, take a look at it again, there will be bigger ones later. A middle-aged man who carefully combed the hair next to him on the top of his head and covered his years stood up on the stage, walked over and said to Fairy Jiang with a smile.

"You're only ......" Fairy Jiang raised her hand, and as soon as she said three words, she was pulled to the side by Qin Luming.

"Hey, when did I have a ...... What pattern ......" The middle-aged man put down his hand and saw a looming pattern on his hand, as if it had been stamped.

Could it be that his own child is naughty? I never noticed that the middle-aged man wiped his hands, but there was no way to wipe them off, and he didn't care much about it.

Qin Luming noticed the middle-aged man's action of looking at the back of his hand and wiping his hands, and immediately understood that this middle-aged man probably offended Fairy Jiang again because of the three words "little sister".

"Have you printed a mark for someone again?" Objectively speaking, it is very dangerous to be marked, but because he himself has been marked with twelve marks, now Qin Luming is not very worried in feeling, she just feels that it is not necessary, she is a little too cautious.

Isn't this obvious? For such a question that does not need to be answered, Fairy Jiang rejects nonsense with a gesture of looking around.

"Aside from me, how many marks have you left on other people, at least twenty or thirty, right?" Qin Luming asked suspiciously.

Fairy Jiang stretched out her five fingers that were close together, and then parted again, and the fingers like white jade shoots were vividly bent and straightened.

"Fifty?" Qin Luming was taken aback, he figured out Fairy Jiang's mind a little, and asked her to send down the divine punishment one by one, maybe she would dislike the trouble, she was very likely to save a wave of divine punishment and lower it all at once.

Just like the divine punishment on Qin Luming's body, it only took effect when it accumulated to twelve...... Although it didn't do much either.

But this is also because of his stronger physique and the capital of resistance, being able to get along with Fairy Jiang day and night, may have gradually changed the strength of the divine punishment, she just raised it high and put it down gently.

Other ordinary people may not have such ability and luck, and Qin Luming doesn't know what kind of strength her divine punishment will be.

"Five hundred. Fairy Jiang said with pity in his eyes, "I am a tolerant and generous god king...... Originally, based on the probability of punishment and punishment, I should have lowered five million divine punishments. ”

"You're crazy, our entire city has a population of eight million. Qin Luming didn't understand her calculation of the probability of punishment, but this number was too exaggerated.

It is basically a state of being born as a human being and deserving of divine punishment.

Even if she was "tolerant and generous" and lowered it to five hundred, Qin Luming felt that it was too exaggerated, and he even felt that there were not five hundred people that Fairy Jiang had directly contacted.

Qin Luming is very suspicious that the current five hundred marks were all given out when she went out for a stroll alone, probably because others said she was cute, and when they said that her little sister and something like that, they would give a mark...... Maybe even others just glanced at her, and there was some "so cute" in their eyes, and they would be marked by her.

Only with this possibility can we accumulate five hundred.

It seems that in the future, it is still necessary to minimize the chance of her going out alone, Qin Luming thought about it and decided that when he accompanied her to go out for a walk, because he would always distract her, her chances of leaving a mark on others would be greatly reduced.

"I'm crazy? If I define your words as a curse, then I can rebound and let your neurotransmitter dopamine become hyperactive, excitatory amino acid activity is overactive, epinephrine and tryptamine function are reduced, the frontal and temporal lobes of the brain are atrophied, the sulcus gyrus is widened, and the ventricles are enlarged. "Fairy Ginger tells the effect of the curse bounce in a way that the bugs on the earth can easily understand.

Qin Luming was stunned for a moment, he didn't know what she was talking about, but it sounded extremely terrifying, "What do you mean?" I didn't curse you, I just ...... objectively I just found a random adjective, not a curse on you, I take it back. ”

Anyway, let's take a moment of instigation, this kind of unintelligible words is a terrible feeling.

"You don't understand that? Aren't you a college student? In your low, inefficient education system, a college student means that you have been educated for more than ten years, and you can't even understand the simple vocabulary of your own world. Fairy Jiang frowned slightly, Qin Luming was so stupid, and it was understandable that Zuo Zuo and Caicai were especially stupid.

"You're not talking about simple words, but technical words. Our disciplines are subdivided, and I don't study biology, medicine, or anything like that, how can I understand it?" Qin Luming didn't feel stupid, just like a Funan's dialect is better than a Hu Jianren's Funan's, so does that prove that the Funan's language ability is stronger?

Hu Jianren will definitely not be convinced, and will definitely say that if he is not convinced, the meat of our Hu Jianren will be more delicious.

Cantonese people can be invited to be referees.

"It means that if you curse me, and I will curse back, you will get schizophrenia, you will have affective disorders, you will have depression, you will have Alzheimer's disease, and in general, you will go crazy. After Fairy Jiang finished speaking, he pointed to Qin Luming's head, "You didn't wear the hat of the prince under Putian today, and you can't be immune to the curse rebound." ”

"Honorable God King, I was wrong, I used the wrong words, I just used inappropriate words without words, I am very grateful for your tolerance and generosity!" Qin Luming said sincerely, "There are only five hundred marks, which is enough to show your mercy, even if you send down five million divine punishments, it is a sin of being born." ”

Fairy Jiang nodded with satisfaction, "I'll find a time to lower these five hundred divine punishments first." ”

"This ...... What will be the effect of these five hundred divine punishments?" Qin Luming asked cautiously, he was still very worried about the fate of the people of City A.

"Huh...... ......Fairy Jiang sneered, "After I send down the divine punishment, they will not be able to eat mutton skewers from now on, as long as they smell the smell of mutton skewers, they will be nauseous and want to vomit, so that when I go to buy mutton skewers in the future, there will be many fewer people who buy more than me, or buy all the mutton skewers before me!"

"What a terrible punishment!" Qin Luming said in a trembling heart, "Please Lord God King must bring down such divine punishments, they all deserve it." ”

"Originally, I wanted to lower five million divine punishments, so that the mutton skewers in the entire city A were basically mine, but considering the interference with commercial behavior, if there were five million people in the entire city A who didn't eat mutton skewers, there would basically not be much roast mutton. Fairy Jiang said with a little regret, "Five hundred is a bit less, I will slowly increase it to reach a balance." ”

"Lord God King is wise!" Qin Luming praised Fairy Jiang loudly.

Fairy Jiang looked at Qin Luming with a little suspicion, his appearance of echoing her was too exaggerated.

"There's another big fish to weigh it!" Qin Luming hurriedly diverted Fairy Jiang's attention.

The two earth dogs stopped fighting, biting Qin Luming's trouser leg and following him, and went to see the new big fish with Fairy Jiang.

This time, a few boatmen caught a big fish, and they came together to line up heavily, and they all looked about the same size, and they were weighed in a basket, and the notary read that the first one to weigh was one kilogram heavier than the one that Fairy Jiang grabbed just now!

"Is this the king of fish?" Fairy Jiang tilted his head to look at Qin Luming.

Qin Luming glanced down and found that Fairy Jiang was holding the hem of her skirt, and her little feet were bouncing under the skirt, she couldn't help but feel a little funny, but the expression on her face was very serious, and she couldn't blurt out that she was "cute".

"Probably not, although this one has 18.8 kilograms, the real king of fish should be close to 20 kilograms, or even more than 20 kilograms. Qin Luming speculated based on past experience.

"What the little brother said is right, the last time Dongjun Lake was opened, the king of fish came out with 2.3 kilograms. An old man next to him nodded and said that this was indeed the case.

Hearing this, the two earth dogs who had just rushed out and ran around the basket twice ran back and stood beside Qin Luming, they had already suspended the fighting state, after all, for Zuo Zuo and Caicai, buying ingredients is also a very important thing.

Only when you buy the king of fish and fill up the ingredients of the fish and meat at once, Zuozuo and Cai Cai will be a little more at ease and no longer worry about the lack of food.

The notary reported the weight of two more fish, neither of which exceeded 20 kilograms, and just when everyone wondered whether the weight of this year's king of fish would not exceed 20 kilograms, a boatman happily sent a big fish.

As soon as it was put into the basket, the crowd of onlookers let out a cry of "yo ho", and the big fish seemed to be bigger than the one that had just been weighed.

"This one is two kilograms!" the notary announced loudly, glancing at the weigher.

There was a sudden sensation in the crowd, this king fish once again refreshed the record of the king of fish in Dongjun Lake, and now all the boats that open the lake to fish have returned, and no other boaters have sent fish to weigh, indicating that this fish is the king of fish in Dongjun Lake this year!

"This fish king is mine!" Fairy Jiang walked over again, holding the basket and announcing loudly.

Qin Luming patted his cheeks, and the two earth dogs also rushed out, barking twice, and circling around Fairy Jiang, as if announcing that they and Fairy Jiang were accomplices: the Fish King Combination.

"Little girl...... This fish king is going to be auctioned, don't grab it. The middle-aged man who had been marked by Fairy Jiang walked out again and kindly admonished.

Because of the opening of Dongjun Lake, there has never been any security arranged, at most there are some medical staff who deal with emergencies, volunteers who maintain order on the spot, and no one will hold a basket and declare that the king of fish belongs to him, so Fairy Jiang grabbed the king of fish, and no one tried to drive her away.

"I didn't rob it, I just held it in my hand, and what I held in my hand was naturally mine. Fairy Jiang looked at the middle-aged man coldly.

"Whew...... Whew......"

"Woohoo!"

Qin Luming hurriedly walked over, took a number plate that had not yet been distributed, and directly raised the card to offer: "I'll pay 30,000!"

The leaders on the auction table and the surrounding crowd were in an uproar, this price is not too outrageous, but this inevitable appearance is still very imposing.

The last time the king of fish in Dongjun Lake opened the lake was only a little more than 20 kilograms, and the final transaction price was 16,800, this time the record reached 22 kilograms, and everyone estimated that the final transaction price should have reached more than 20,000 yuan, and the price of 30,000 yuan probably no one competed with him, but it was not much to lose.

The auctioneer didn't have many opinions, someone directly shouted out the price of 30,000 yuan, and posted this matter on social media to make a momentum, and the promotion effect brought to Dongjun Lake would not be worse than the regular auction, and it would be enough to achieve this purpose.

How much direct economic benefit can be obtained from the auction of the king of fish is not an important factor.

So the auctioneer sold the fish to Qin Luming and issued him a certificate to prove that what he bought was indeed the king of fish caught in Dongjun Lake this year.

Many people are showing off this certificate, posting it to Moments, and showing off on social media, after Qin Luming got the certificate, he also took a photo with the King of Fish, and then sent it to the space.

Fairy Jiang was a little unhappy to hand over the basket to Qin Luming, but he returned it to her immediately after taking the photo, and Fairy Jiang was not unhappy, she was a generous god king after all, and it was nothing to lend her fish king to her attendants to take pictures, and it was nothing to satisfy his low-level vanity and show-off psychology.

As for who paid for this fish king, Fairy Jiang didn't care much, could it be that whoever paid for it was who's own?