040. We Do Hackin’ Right
Because of the vigorous help of the police Shu Xiao, coupled with the startled super (earth) high (dial) sound (rat) help (howl) and power (scream) of Xiao Lizao, the crispy hero on the side, after an hour and a half of wits and courage, the three fugitive little snakes were finally arrested.
Jiang Zimu thanked the police officers who went to the police, and at the same time swore to the lamp that the moon represented my heart, and promised that there would never be a similar incident again, and if there was, he would immediately send the snake to the forest police, or, on the spot, make a snake meat and make a side stove to vent the liver fire.
Sister Sun stabilized her mind, turned her mind twice, and couldn't help but scold: Shouldn't you find the snake first? Ouch, the nightmare for the next week is properly arranged.
Before leaving, all the police officers asked Xiao Lizao for autographs one by one, some for his daughter, some for his girlfriend, and even more exaggeratedly, for his mother in her fifties.
Sending people away, Jiang Zimu, who was tired for a day, threw his head on the sofa regardless of it, hummed and chirped twice, and commanded Xiao Lizao to follow him quickly.
Seeing this, Xiao Li was angry and funny, and rubbed his palm against the trouser line.
"You have to thank me, if I hadn't come, you wouldn't have been able to find those three little snakes and monkeys. ”
"Hehe, I often feel out of place with you because I'm too thin-skinned. Jiang Zimu didn't move, he gritted his teeth when he spoke.
"No thanks. ”
"Why don't you come and see my concert in September? The first stop of the Asian Tour is in Nanshi. Xiao Li licked his lips and praised himself for being able to tell his long-planned plan at such a delicate time.
Jiang Zimu's shoulders trembled, his white and tender little feet lifted, and he used his two calves to make a fork that was bigger than the big praise just now.
"Going to your concert?
"You're a big fan of mine now. Police Shu Huang stamped certified. ”
"Hehe, so what's the matter? Do you want me to come to the stage as an excellent fan representative to make a speech about being cheated.,And then thank you all kinds of TV.,And then I sincerely look forward to the idol pit me again?"
"If you're speech-minded, then I'm fine. According to your eloquence, unscripting is not a problem. ”
Xiao Li was so excited that he wanted to stomp his feet: a specific interactive session was originally arranged at the first concert, so I was afraid that he would turn the audience upside down.
"The problem is that this girl also has a phobia, or is she a symptomatic reaction, and she really can't appear in such a noisy occasion. ”
Jiang Zimu's words were weak, he yawned, and his tone of voice changed, "Besides, I will be your Xiao Lizao's fan, and it will only take two hours to be full, even if I don't take off my powder until September, it will only be two months." ”
"For a fan like me, I'm afraid that as soon as I get on stage, I have to bow 90 degrees to the seniors in the audience. ”
"Hello everyone, I am Zaozilin's new two hundred and five, I don't have much experience in chasing stars in sand sculptures, and I also ask the majority of senior brain-dead people to give me a lot of advice. ”
Jiang Zimu raised his hand and rubbed his nose, and his eyes were covered, and there seemed to be a rehearsal of tonight's dream.
"Xiao Da idol, you look at this arrangement, are you not satisfied?"
Xiao Lizao's face turned a little blue, and he said in his heart that if you really die like this, I can't protect you, in case you like to mention the ICU that day, don't ask me for reimbursement of medical expenses.
Standing silently for five minutes, Xiao Lizao listened to Jiang Zimu's even breathing, and felt that he would really be faceless and skinless if he stayed any longer.
“...... So, I'll go back first?"
"Now, immediately, immediately, N-O-W!"
Yes, as soon as I heard that I was going to send off the guests, the host finally came to the spirit.
Xiao Li was not angry, sneered, put his hand behind his back, and said slowly: "The guest is leaving, even if you don't send it to the door in person, you should say a word about driving carefully face to face, right?"
Jiang Zimu jumped up with a snap like a live shrimp that had been thrown into hot oil and rolled around, stretched out his hand to block his eyes, covered the light, and said, "Go slowly, don't send it." Follow the traffic rules and don't spit, Bye~~~"
"There's no eye exchange, isn't it good to be distracted?" Xiao Lizao covered his mouth and laughed lowly, "People say that if you like someone, you can't hide your eyes." You don't dare to show your eyes like this, are you afraid of revealing some girl's heart?"
"Dear, is Rejoice going to change the spokesperson?"
"Huh?"
"Are you taking Rejoice's endorsement?"
Xiao Li was stunned, "This ...... You can't hit eight poles, can you?"
"If you don't use Rejoice, where did your old blind confidence come from?"
Come on, come on, please allow me to order a song "False Confidence" for Xiao Da Idol.
"Oh," Xiao Lizao reacted at this time, he wanted to laugh, no, he had to hold it firmly! His body trembled, and he replied seriously: "It's not self-confidence, it's seeking truth from facts." As for the courage to say it directly, it was given by a colleague in the circle that I admire, a female singer, surnamed Liang. ”
"Xiao Lizao!" Jiang Zimu's shoulders softened, and his full name warned, "Your true attribute is to become a fine 'one-day death', right? I've only been with you for a few hours, and I feel like I've shed two layers of skin. ”
Molting? That's a big deal.
Xiao Li smacked his lips early and smiled like a rose garden blooming quietly at two o'clock in the morning.
"Take advantage of the opportunity to take a few more looks at the human race, lest you stay with your 'Four Famous Catchers' for a long time, and it will not be good if you can't control the original form. ”
"Dear, please let me go, can you do it?" Jiang Zimu threw his arm forward, and his voice became even more milky, "I really can't look at you anymore." You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth, you are honestly too dazzling, I am afraid that my inferior titanium alloy dog eye will not withstand such a severe test. ”
"You patted me like this earlier, as soon as I was happy, I might have left early as you liked. "It's not your fault that the equipment is not up to par, just recognize the god teammates and hug the right thighs.
Jiang Zimu put his hand on his waist, raised his little face and said with a smile: "When is it considered a compliment to say that a person is a 'welding arc'? It seems that I recognize this spicy eye skill quite a bit? Lan Xiang is really a well-known college, and electric welding is really a popular major, may I ask, is it too late for me to change careers?"
"Well, wave goodbye, please Mr. Xiao Lizao, the earthy idol and welding god, drive your old Wuling Hongguang back to your two-story homestead villa in the suburbs. ”
"I ...... Forget it, is it too late to destroy your ears now?" Xiao Lizao shook his eyebrows, sighed, didn't say anything, turned his face and walked towards the entrance.
"Hey......" Jiang Zimu collapsed on the sofa softly, raised his arm, and waved it high, "If Ming'er doesn't have any specific itinerary, let Sister Gu take you to the hospital to see, the already unsmart head has been injured again and again, I'm afraid it's not you, Xiao Da Idol, who wants to personally prove to fans what is called 'brain-dead Zhijian'?"
Xiao Lizao stopped at his feet, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, but in the next second, Jiang Zimu's words changed like a leather whip, and gently slapped on Xiao Lizao's heart.
"By the way, next time you don't notify you in advance, I will directly sever the capitalist father-daughter relationship with you! Even if you are the father of the gold owner, my aunt and grandmother will not serve you much! After all, the east is not bright and the west is bright, and my aunt and grandmother have a way to make money. ”
Xiao Li lowered his head early, there seemed to be something blocked in his throat, he groaned again and again, but still turned his face and smiled at Jiang Zimu, insisting on spreading his wings on the verge of death.
"Good daughter, father's love is like a landslide, you can understand more. ”
"Get out!" Jiang Zimu hugged the sofa cushion and threw it over with a sudden thud.
After a day of tossing, after Xiao Li left early, the "rough man" Jiang Zimu only brushed his teeth hastily, didn't even enter the bedroom, curled up on the sofa in a daze, and fell asleep in an instant. The night was a nightmare, intermittent, and it was integrated into one story: Jiang Zimu recruited the policeman Shu Huang to sue Xiao Da Aidou for sexual harassment. As a result, all the onlookers and law enforcement officers judged the case according to their appearance, and instead determined that Xiao Da Aidou was the victim.
Hey, Temeow's hurt self-esteem.
The next day, it wasn't until the third day of the day that Jiang Zimu reluctantly got up aggrieved, wiped the residual tears from the corners of his eyes and the saliva from the corners of his mouth, sorted out his housekeeping, habitually looked at WeChat, and finally found Ding Dingding's new voice message.
"Jiang Jiang, Ah Fu said that the relevant information has been sent to your mailbox, and when you have time to read it, if you have any questions, look for him on the Internet. ”
Jiang Zimu chirped like a goldfish, blinked, and smiled happily.
"This big Ah Fu is really reliable. ”
Thirty minutes later, Jiang Zimu began a video conference with Joseph.
"Da Ah Fu, I think your recent food is too good, and your face is bulging. ”
Ah Fu smiled a little shyly, "It's only been three days since I flew to Nanshi, and I've already seen small hot pot, crayfish, roasted whole sheep, boiled fish, fried buns, crab roe noodles, and so on." To be honest, I really, really want to apply for citizenship. ”
"Che, what do you want? My citizenship in Dahua is precious. Jiang Zimu hugged his hand to his chest and teased. After a pause, he quickly went through the information about the attackers at the draft scene that he had just seen.
Song Yingying, 19 years old, is a native of Changxi City. I graduated from Changxi No. 2 Middle School last year and entered a little-known local university with very poor grades. His parents divorced three years ago, his father left the country, and his mother ran a small brick-and-mortar clothing store with a modest income. ”
Jiang Zimu said casually, and after a while, he raised his eyebrows and smiled at Joseph on the screen.
"Dear, this information is too superficial, I know that with your strength, not to mention this girl's past and present life, even her ancestors can be turned over for five thousand years in the eighteen generations. ”
Joseph squinted his eyes slightly on the side of his cheek: Well, this flattery is really pleasing to the ear.
"It's a must, be hackers, we're serious. ”
"You see, the idiom of Huaguo is good - things happen for a reason, and all abnormalities are not for no reason. ”
"Therefore, I took all the years, months and days of Song Yingying from birth to the present as a separate node, radiating radiating from such nodes, expanding the digging depth, and finding the trigger of many events without much effort. As far as I know about live attacks, there are a few special events that I need to help you take to the table and take a closer look. ”
Jiang Zimu felt that there was no need to speak at all at this time, a traditional Chinese fist, plus an international thumb brother, it was done.
"First, three years ago, Song Yingying's parents officially divorced. Generally speaking, the evil consequences of personality incompatibility accumulate over time, but from quantitative change to qualitative change, it still needs a fuse, what finally triggered this thing?"
Joseph didn't say more, moved his fingers, and shared a page with Jiang Zimu.
"This is...... The police station near Song Yingying's community reported?" Jiang Zimu pursed his lips and looked at ten lines.
"At 10:49 on January 15, 2016, the XXX police station received a report that at about 8 o'clock in the morning of the same day, someone threw down a Samoyed dog from the twelfth floor, and witnesses came forward to confirm that the dog died on the spot after falling from a height. Subsequently, a kitchen knife and a small ornamental potted plant flew out from the same balcony, and no one was injured. ”
While listening, Joseph shook his head helplessly, sighed, and received slowly: "A week after this happened, Song Yingying's parents applied for a voluntary divorce agreement. I also found relevant internal documents, Song Yingying's father voluntarily left 90% of the marital property to the woman, and at the same time did not want to fight for the custody of his daughter at all. ”
Jiang Zimu scratched his head, feeling sorry for the poor Samoyed.
"Come to think of it, this is a bastard who is not more cold-blooded than morality, throws objects in the air and doesn't treat dogs as lives, it's not Song Yingying's mother, it's Miss Song herself?"
There is a follow-up report on this incident, saying that the husband and wife quarreled, and the woman's emotional breakdown led to irrational behavior. ”
"Hehe, I killed a dog when I was in a bad mood, and I threw objects from a high altitude, and I threw dangerous objects! From a criminal point of view, endangering public safety, suspected of intentional homicide! A scumbag!" Jiang Zimu waved his hand at Joseph angrily, "Da Ah Fu, plug your ears, I'm going to scold the street for three minutes!"
Joseph sighed and said hurriedly: "Don't worry, there are more exciting ones to come." You're scolding now, I'm afraid you won't be able to find the words if you want to scold again in a while. ”
Jiang Zimu grabbed his hand and viciously contributed an emoji.
"I checked Song Yingying's mother's bank transactions and found that two months before Song Yingying's college entrance examination last year, she withdrew 500,000 yuan in cash from the counter. ”
"To whom?"
"Don't worry. Joseph took a big bite of the wormwood cake in his hand, shook his head, and muttered: "It should be a face-to-face transaction, and I didn't find out who it was given to." ”
"But...... After the college entrance examination, Song Yingying's best classmate in high school, a girl named 'Sun Qiang', went to Japan to study. However, her parents' bank accounts did not have any major expenditures during that time. ”
"The most terrifying thing is that Chen Hui, a female student bully in the same class as Song Yingying and Sun Qiang, fell down the stairs due to lack of sleep and mental pressure before the college entrance examination, resulting in severe head injury, and she has not woken up until she is in a coma. The accident occurred just a week before Song Yingying's mother withdrew the money. ”
"Oh yes, this Song Yingying, but back then, Changxi No. 2 Middle School was a tyrant, and he liked to bully those honest people who had no background and no money but had good grades, this Chen Hui was the one who swallowed his anger for the longest time and suffered the most. At the time of the accident, the only witnesses were Song Yingying and Sun Qiang, and there happened to be no camera at the place where the accident occurred. ”
Jiang Zimu's nose trembled, and he smelled a very unusual smell.
"Wait, you're going to let me do it. ”
Joseph's big white teeth were bared, his eyes were squinted, and he wanted to laugh a little, "Amu, didn't you wake up? I don't think it's challenging at all for such an obvious causal connection, okay? You still need to deduce it for so long?"
Jiang Zimu raised his hand and pinched his neck, and responded softly: "You want to say, it is obvious that Song Yingying caused Chen Hui to be injured and unconscious, and her mother used money to bribe Sun Qiang to exonerate her daughter with a unified voice." ”
"I don't have any doubts about that. What I think is that perhaps, it was not Song Yingying's mother who threw the dog downstairs back then, but Song Yingying herself - no sense of morality, self-centered, indifferent and ruthless and lacking guilt, these may have been evidenced early. Yesterday, I saw her mother's video and felt that although the person was a shrew, she rarely took the initiative to attack. However, if this inference is wrong, then I can only sympathize more with Song Yingying's father, after all, 'a double master' is unbearable for a normal person. Again, this Miss Song had a bad reputation in high school, why did the revelations about her on the Internet sell miserably? Is it the real revelations that have been accused and commented, or is the revelations themselves a game?"
"Forehead......" Joseph listened a little big, wiped the crumbs of pastries from the corners of his mouth, and felt that he should really follow Jiang Zimu's advice, find several classic palace fighting dramas in Huaguo to sublimate himself and sharpen his three views.
"Amu, I'll put this information here, and I'll give you Song Yingying's Weibo and Sun Qiang's IG. If you feel the need to go deeper, feel free to contact Adin. Joseph waved his hand at the screen, and suddenly swept away in the speed of "mouth rent is urgent", "Adin has a half-day break this afternoon, and said that he will take me to F for most of the half-day tour and eat college snacks by the way." I'm going to pick her up from work now, bye~"
"Hua Cha!" Jiang Zimu looked at the black screen in front of him for a moment, and was stunned for five minutes before he viciously squeezed out a few words from between his teeth, "You have the opposite sex and no humanity!"