039. The Police Are So Angry That They Want to Call the Police (3)

"In my communication with Ms. Gu, I repeatedly begged her to allow Mr. Xiao to take the time to meet with me before the formal lecture. Jiang Zimu pointed at each other and pretended to be very embarrassed, "I am a little careful, you should be able to understand Sister Sun, right?"

"Hey, it's really embarrassing to admit it directly in front of the Lord. ”

Xiao Li looked at Jiang Zimu early and was even more disgusted by her unobtrusive acting skills.

"Showing up at night, that's a last resort. After all, it's easier to dodge the long guns and short guns of paparazzi reporters at night. Xiao Li cleared his throat early and said word by word, "I really didn't expect that I escaped the paparazzi and illegitimate children who chased the car and followed the photo, but I didn't escape the food delivery uncle in Chaoyang District, my ancestral hometown." ”

When Sister Sun heard this, she hurriedly waved her hand, "It's not him, it's not him, we're ...... It's not ......."

Xiao Lizao's brows were not gathered, and he was hearty, showing a sincere smile of relief, "I didn't want to hold him responsible, on the contrary, I am very happy to know that my language teacher and senior fan lives in such a community, and I am also very relieved about her safety." ”

Jiang Zimu took advantage of the fact that people were not paying attention, and glanced at Xiao Li early, intending to make him pay attention to the wording so as not to cause more misunderstandings. Then, I made eye contact with the policemen in front of me one by one, pursed my mouth, and said a little stiffly: "No matter who made the report, when I think of him from the perspective of my personal safety, I sincerely want to thank him." In the same way, I am also very, very grateful for the quick response and timely investigation and punishment of all of you after receiving the police. ”

"It's just that if my labor relationship with Mr. Xiao is discovered, I'm afraid that I can feed hundreds of tabloids and self-media. At that point, it is absolutely impossible for my normal work life to be unaffected. ”

Jiang Zimu's eyes widened, and although the content of his words was a reminder, his tone was extremely pitiful.

"Article 22 of Chapter 3 of the "People's Police Law" states that secrets of police work must not be disclosed. In addition, Chinese citizens enjoy the right to privacy in the tranquility of their private life and the protection of the confidentiality of their private information in accordance with the law, and not to be illegally disturbed, known, collected, used and disclosed by others. On the premise that Mr. Xiao and I have not violated any existing laws and regulations, we really need to reaffirm that we have the right not to be interfered with in private affairs and not to disclose our privacy. ”

Jiang Zimu paused, and begged softly as he showed weakness: "Aunt Shu Xiao, police officers, please really keep the relevant information of this police dispatch confidential." Otherwise, I'm afraid that in the future, hats, sunglasses, and masks will not be of sufficient level, and I will have to wear a gas mask if I want to go out. ”

Definitely, yes, the high-end lawyer's letter warned that you are so homely and down-to-earth, so reasonable, well-founded and modest, and the fire of raging gossip has to be extinguished by splitting your head and covering your face. After all, in a word, a blunt embroidery needle in Shen Bijun's hand is actually more lethal than a deer cutting knife.

Calm down and analyze and analyze, not to mention vicious criminal cases at the moment, there are not even civil disputes. Even if it is really a matter of men and women falling in love, there is no evidence and no on-site capture, at most it is a personal act, and it really can't be inferred casually.

Sister Sun rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "Girl, we all understand your words, and you also know that we are bound by relevant laws when we go to the police, and we will record and report everything that should be reported, but we will also be meticulous in blocking and controlling what should be blocked, don't worry too much." ”

As soon as the words fell, Sister Sun turned her head and looked around, and suddenly said, "You have a lot of rooms, if the guests who come to the door don't want to be seen, it shouldn't be difficult, right?"

Thorough analysis, reasonable suspicion, praise one.

Jiang Zimu puffed out his cheeks and breathed a long sigh of relief, "That...... In fact, this matter has to turn to the reason for the recurrence of Mr. Xiao Lizao's old injury. ”

"I ...... My house...... There's that...... That ......"

Xiao Lizao rolled his eyes, and grabbed Bai very angrily, "The first time I came to deliver the contract, I inadvertently heard that Miss Jiang had a few snakes as pets, good guy, completely defenseless, my heart was weak, my feet slipped, and I accidentally hit my head." ”

"Moreover, because Miss Jiang's care is not good, the pet snake escaped from prison, I don't know that it is now shrinking in that dark corner of the house waiting to scare me, in this sinister environment, except for the living room, where else can I go?"

As soon as these words came out, several policemen present showed some unnatural faces with the naked eye.

Jiang Zimu snorted coldly, and his mouth seemed to be making up for Xiao Lizao's timidity, but his voice didn't sound like that at all.

"The natural fear of snakes in human beings is due to the self-protection consciousness that primates have evolved in biological evolution to protect themselves from danger, which can improve the survival rate of the evolutionary process began tens of millions of years ago, and secondly, it is due to the most primitive fear of the unknown in human psychology. ”

Therefore, Mr. Xiao's fear is not fear, but just going along with nature. ”

Well, I'm sure I won't despise it, I'll just take it out and laugh at it from time to time.

Xiao Lizao smacked Jiang Zimu's words carefully, and replied: "Why do I think Miss Jiang, you are either burying me with literary crepe quotes, or squeezing me fiercely?

"I'm sorry, everyone is equal in the face of knowledge. ”

Police Shu Huang: Poof~

Sister Sun: "You...... Do you have snakes at home?"

When Jiang Zimu heard this, he was a little anxious for no reason, "I... These snakes are all artificially bred, all of them are toy snakes, and they do not belong to the national key protected animals, nor do they belong to the list of three animals, let alone the CITES Convention list. I...... I bought them all through regular channels and have a full set of compliance certificates. ”

Uncles and aunts, don't take my little snake and snake all over the house! I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars for them! Woo woo woo woo~

"My snake snake...... It's all legitimate......"

Sister Sun smiled, looking at Jiang Zimu's wrinkled little face, her mother's love was even more bursting. Quietly lifted his feet, suspended from the ground, and then comforted slowly: "Don't worry, don't worry, I'm just curious about how your little girl likes such an unpopular pet." ”

"Uh-huh. Jiang Zimu nodded obediently, and replied delicately: "First, there is no noise, oh, of course, remove the fuss howls of those people who are frightened by snakes, my snakes and snakes basically do not cause neighborhood disputes; second, there is no peculiar smell, clean and hygienic, and third, it is easy to clean up and take care of, suitable for lazy players." ”

With so many benefits, it's just a good pet, isn't it? Jiang Zimu rubbed his chin, and even didn't understand why such an excellent reptile pet hadn't been popularized by every family.

One of the policemen, Shu Xiao, listened to Jiang Zimu's words, but he still couldn't help but feel numb in his back teeth, scratched his back mechanically, and asked in a low voice: "Girl, your snake...... Where the hell did you go?"

"Forehead ......"

Soul torture.

Jiang Zimu's nose trembled, he got up embarrassedly, and bowed forward.

"Although I know that it is a waste of police resources, I really have no other way. Now that a few people have come to the door, can you ...... Can you ......?"

"Can you help her find the snake? Xiao Li snorted early, and said like a killer of wooden feelings.

Hehe.

As soon as the voice fell, the audience closed up.