After a tearful start, Xiao Da Idol did the same, and drew two female fans and one male fan to the stage in turn.

Although it is said to be a chorus, most of the time it is Xiao Lizao's high-pitched one-man show. The lucky fans who came on stage, except for the first girl who could intelligently automatically lower the tone and sing in rhythm, and was not led by Xiao Lizao's nose, the other three were either so excited that they suffocated on the spot and could only babble in agreement, or they thought that their strength was not good, and they opened their mouths to lip-sync perfunctorily.

That's right, when the physical distance between you and your idol can be reduced to within one meter, when you see your idol looking at you affectionately and singing love songs to you affectionately, if you can still remember how to gasp, then congratulations, this is a manifestation of high psychological quality.

Xiao Li looked at the four lucky fans who were arranged to wait on the side after the end of the singing, and seemed to take a long breath inadvertently, scratched his head, and put his whole arm into the number tank like a child, digging left and right drilling, grabbing a handful, and then putting it down, having a lot of fun.

"The last one!"

"It's really the last one. ”

Somehow, Xiao Lizao seemed to flash a happy little milk cat in front of his eyes, meowing, and waving his teeth and claws at his cat teasing stick.

"That's you!"

No matter whose number is drawn, anyway, what Lao Tzu is going to read out next is your Jiang Shenpo's, hehe.

Xiao Lizao shook his head slightly, staring at the piece of paper for a while, "The first three are 139, and the next four - 0, 4, 2, 8!"

"Congratulations to the last lucky winner!"

Before the fans at the scene could react, the staff who received the notification early had already dialed Jiang Zimu's mobile phone.

Fifteen seconds later.

"Hello, your call is on a call, please call again later. ”

Clams, Nani, ???

Xiao Lizao's smile full of small happiness froze instantly, like an old man behind his ears, he turned his face sideways and listened to the busy line prompt sound seriously and solemnly: Hehe, goddess, are you serious with me in this play?

Fans at the scene watched their idols go from a gentle prince to a milky and aggressive little wolf dog senior in half a minute, and then to the bandit gangster with a murderous face who can immediately go to Somalia to drive a pirate ship when he steps on double flip-flops, and can't help but applaud Xiao Da idol's personal skills in his heart that instantly change his face.

"Ahem...... Ahem," Xiao Li tilted his head slightly, gestured to the staff on the sidelines, and motioned for them to continue trying to make phone calls.

With the tossing and turning "on the phone" again and again, Xiao Lizao licked his lips and laughed coldly.

"May I ask all of you, do you know where you are and what you are doing?"

"In Nanshi, listen to the concert. ”

Xiao Lizao clapped his hands, "Bingo!"

"This is my first game on the Asian Tour, and this is the first game of the Asian Tour for Xiao Lizao, who has been fried to tens of thousands of yuan and is hard to find...... I just want to ask this fan with the mobile phone tail number 0428, when you come to my territory, don't you listen to me honestly singing, what kind of phone porridge do you make? Do I have a portable cell tower to make your calls particularly high, or do you open a star-chasing package to call with me and don't need money?"

At this time, Jiang Zimu sat upright like a good baby, secretly pinched the mobile phone with one hand and hid it under the seat, and the other hand subconsciously pressed his knees, and wiped the sweat on his pants with his palms by the way.

"Who is this? Even if it was unintentional at first, it should be reacted now, why don't you hang up your phone?"

"Hehe, yes, yes. Jiang Zimu whispered softly in response to the lemon in his hoarse voice, the flesh at the corner of his mouth twitched one by one, and his face was full of weak, pitiful and helpless people who couldn't hide "Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do".

Xiao Li had already picked up a bottle of water on the ground, swallowed two mouthfuls, opened his mouth to say a few more words, but swallowed back when the words came to his mouth.

"Da!"

A snap of the fingers.

The staff had a good eye and pressed the call button for the third time.

"Hello, the phone you dialed is on a call......"

"Da!"

Another snap of the fingers.

"Hello, the phone you dialed is on a call......"

"Da!"

"Hello ......"

"Da! Da!"

"Hello ......"

"What a splash...... Splash Monkey ~~~"

Beep beep ~~~

Thinking that there might be ten generations of dolls in the audience listening and watching, in order to set a good example for the flowers and bones of the motherland, Xiao Li had already automatically silenced his swear words.

"Dial again!"

The staff was trembling by Xiao Da idol's yell, as if the tip of his heart was grabbed, and he trembled for the Nth time trying to call.

"Hello ......"

"This fan who continues to be on the phone, I just want to ask, do you bring enough gauze iodine wine band-aid with you when you go out this time? In case you are admitted to the hospital, the money in the medical insurance card is enough to last for a few days?"

"As for me, it's really not very good now, as for whether 'hello' or not, it depends on your creation. ”

Xiao Li had already paced a few steps aimlessly on the stage, sticking his tongue on his cheeks, with a ruffian face.

"In that case, I'll take a break, and all of you don't sit idle, help me take a look and listen to it from all directions. ”

"Oh, lie, please close your eyes when it's dark!"

Forehead...... When things get to this point, it's very embarrassing.

Jiang Zimu simply thought at first that as long as his mobile phone was busy, Xiao Da Idol could only give up if he tried it once or twice, who would have thought that as soon as his temper came up, he would make a good concert of 10,000 people into a werewolf killing.

once he made a mistake and became a romantic character, he looked back on a hundred years of loneliness.

The huge stadium should have been the sound of singing, music, cheering, and sound in the ears, but now, it has become a hunter and werewolf prophet, and the grass and trees are all soldiers. It's like eating spicy and fragrant Chongqing hot pot with three or five friends around the stove in an Internet celebrity store one second, but the next second you are alone leaning on the cold wall of the morgue and nibbling on the overnight nest head of four yuan.

"Ouch, who the hell is it, can you blow yourself up?" Lemon pouted and muttered, "I hate it, people lose every time they play Werewolf Kill!"

Jiang Zimu's ears trembled uncontrollably, and he felt that there seemed to be cold sweat on his back, chasing drop by drop to his waist.

"You're playing werewolf killing, I'm playing a big adventure!"

Stab...... Stimulate!

"What did you say, sister?"

"No, no, I didn't speak, hehe. ”

Ji Hua on the other end of the phone may have been pregnant and stupid for three years, suffering in a terrible silence for three minutes, and I don't know what's wrong, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in front of him, he patted his thigh coldly, and snorted at the speaker, "Amu, it's your mobile phone that dates you call, right?"

Jiang Zimu: Hehe, now, it's dead.

"That...... That ......"

Please keep your eyes open at dawn.

Voted, 0428 was executed.

Jiang Zimu's neighbors in front and back turned around very cooperatively, and when they saw the smile on Jiang Zimu's face that was more ugly than crying, everyone shouted at the stage with bright eyes.

"Here!0428She's here!"

"XX row XXX!"

Hehe, if you want to say that you have a heart, it has to be your jujube forest, which is pulled out for military training for half a year before it is put back, right?

Jiang Zimu bit his lower lip shallowly: Xiao Da idol, you really hate my long life.

In the relieved wheezing sound of the fruit farmers in the jujube forest, there was also an extremely abrupt dissonance. I'm afraid that only Jiang Zimu's next door can still make a deafening "ahhhhhhh

"Ah, sister, sister, you...... You've been chosen......! Draw your number!"

As a top student, Jiang Zimu has successfully summarized and perfected N essential cold knowledge for life conservation, including but not limited to:

A. Practical Escape - The shortest time from the current position to the nearest exit, and the escape route with the least number of beatings

B. Clinical Medicine - Symptoms related to heart attack and how to avoid a beating with suspended animation unknowingly

C. Quantum Physics – Things with Albert Einstein and How to Use Wormholes to Achieve Space Teleportation and Time Reversal

D. Metaphysical Magic - Harry Potter's favorite 100 spells

E. Hand Labor - Millions of Grandma Master Teach You the Same Makeup as Balala Little Demon Fairy (Enchanting Wand DIY Tutorial)

F. Popular science of criminal law - the main types of punishment and the calculation of sentences, on how to win the victory of the group without using words

......

Jiang Zimu's face drooped, and all the exposed skin burned red.

"No matter, fight. ”

Jiang Zimu blew the horn of the charge to himself in his heart, took a deep breath, raised his eyes, made a few uncoordinated feints, pretended to touch the mobile phone, pressed it gently, and then looked at the interface in the call in a daze, his eyes were staring at copper bells, and his mouth was open enough to stuff his fists.

"Oh my God, why is my phone on a call?"

Ji Hua on the other end finally said the right line at the right time after pressing the restart button for his brain with difficulty, and after a series of complex physical procedures.

"Oops, did you accidentally knock your phone somewhere?"

"You had this problem with your mobile phone before, and you still refused to let you change it to a new one!"

Jiang Zimu put away his exaggerated expression a little by one percent, swept the neighbors around, and pretended to be a panicked little white rabbit, "Ah, what kind of broken mobile phone is this!

"Huh...... Hehe......"

"Jujube...... Dates, it's really none of my business, this ...... This phone ...... It's not good!"

Jiang Zimu watched the good-looking face poke out of the carriage window, his heart was inexplicably filled with a sense of desolation, he was embarrassed to squeeze out a smile, and as soon as he raised his hand, he was about to smash his mobile phone on the ground.

Xiao Lizao had a cold face, although he didn't speak in his mouth, his heart was like a mirror.

Goddess, life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills?!?!

"Shh~~~"

Xiao Li opened the carriage door early, made a silent gesture, put down the folding ladder, and watched Jiang Zimu take two steps back and reluctantly climb up to him.

Wow~ For just a moment, as if it had been cleaned up by a whole barrel of Shell lubricants, Xiao Lizao's frowning brows relaxed unobediently, and slipped back to his original position in a second.

"Do you think you've been delayed long enough?"

Jiang Zimu was stunned, and the kitten's eyes swirled back and forth.

Xiao Lizao snorted and laughed, "We are all good children in the jujube forest, your safety ...... For the time being, it is guaranteed. ”

Clams?

What do you mean by "temporarily"?

Jiang Zimu gritted his teeth and stomped his feet with a bit of fearless heroism, got into the carriage, shrank into the corner, and whispered to the mobile phone, "Sister Hua, I'll hang up first." ”

Well, yes, such a smart Chinese person, such a beautiful Chinese dialect - this time it is hanging, I'm afraid it is really hanging.

Thank you, without further ado, I will lead by example and pass away first.