111. The Trick of Issuing Good Guy Cards (11)

Jiang Zimu has a clear understanding of Xiao Da Aidou's timid qualities.

Not to mention anything else, just talking about his own strange plug-in of changing fortunes, if it is someone else, who has heard laughter and laughter, maybe he will have to scold a "neurotic" behind his back, but for Xiao Lizao, the number one beneficiary of the change of luck, there is no doubt that he must be a faithful believer in the mysterious power and the number one fan in the metaphysical circle.

Therefore, talking to Xiao Lizao about unnatural death that has nothing to do with science is like talking about "Frozen" with an African brother who has stayed in Russia, not only will people not feel strange, but they may be able to pull you to hook your shoulders and sing "Let it Go" together.

"That'...... That ......"

Xiao Da Idol's brain turned, the cool air on his back was stronger than a wave, and before he had time to analyze his position, his tongue had already tasted a sour taste, and he jumped out and rushed to the battlefield first.

"What does your ex-boyfriend think of your luck change skills?"

Jiang Zimu's eyes were a little empty, he sighed, and said lightly: "If you want to ask, whether he knows, then let me tell you, before we officially fell in love, I told him all the truth." ”

"He didn't dislike or be afraid, but calmly accepted the reality and encouraged me to accept it together. ”

Xiao Li snorted early, and when he spoke again, he had already turned the gun and no longer aimed at his ex-boyfriend.

That means that you know that falling in love will affect your ability to change your luck, but you are still persuaded by your ex-boyfriend. ”

"But now, you keep saying that you like me, compared to whether I will die, you are more worried that not being able to continue to change your luck will affect your income?!?!"

Xiao Lizao pouted childishly, although he tried hard to persuade himself not to worry about the dead, but as soon as this idea came out, all the other rational and logical ones didn't have time to think about it, just entangled in Jiang Zimu's love for who he loved more, he felt that his ex-boyfriend had already overpowered him.

"If I tell you now that I have a way to make my luck change skills increase instead of decreasing, but the premise is that my boyfriend's life span is compressed twice and he can only live for three months, would you be willing?"

"Huh?"

"Hmmm......"

The corners of Jiang Zimu's mouth curled, and he took out a test tube bottle similar to a perfume sample from his trouser pocket.

"My master gave me a treasure on the day I completed my studies, which was passed down by my ancestor, saying that it could improve mana and make up for the tragic fate of our master who was single per capita. It's just that because of this thing...... Tsk, it's too evil, so my master said that if you want to accumulate yin virtue for yourself and let yourself die a peaceful death in the future, try not to use it, take it with you, and leave a thought for yourself. ”

"My master has never been in love in his life, and he has never used this thing once. ”

"And I've only done it once since I left school. ”

"The ancestor is a woman?"

"Uh-huh. ”

"There must be no senior brothers and junior brothers, right?"

Jiang Zimu secretly rolled his eyes, "dei dei dei, all women, the whole sect is a girl's family." What's wrong?"

Xiao Da Idol didn't say much, his brain turned, and he only dared to slander in his heart, your faction, I'm afraid it's not the "Tomb School" of the "metaphysical world"?

Carefully touched his arm: Yang Guo is married to Xiaolongnu, and he only gave up one arm, but if I want to be with you, I have to give up my life, what kind of black-hearted capitalist is your grandmother-in-law, this is not an equivalent exchange at all.

Eh, wait, now this plot is going, is it running from fantasy to Xianxia!

Jiang Zimu didn't care about the little Jiujiu in Mr. Xiao's mind, sighed, and continued.

"I won't mention anything else, but you should always know about this kind of thing as 'Gu'. ”

"My master said, put this thing into the bowl of the man you like, colorless and tasteless, as long as he drinks it, he will be obedient to me when he is alive, sweet and sweet, after he dies, continue to refine the soul, and he will become an exclusive ghost, so that my mana will be raised to a new height. To put it bluntly, to some extent, this is equivalent to picking yang to supplement yin. ”

"Think about it, it only takes a little bit to skip all the preliminary procedures and go straight to the love stage. Save time, effort and worry. Less than a drop allows you to harvest a three-month relationship, but also increase your mana. ”

"Tut-tut, tell me, what kind of 'poisonous woman's heart in the world' and 'invincible brain sex appeal in the universe' are our grandmothers!"

Xiao Lizao: Hehe, that sounds like this, you're quite proud, aren't you?

"Of course, with such a domineering Gu, there must be side effects. Jiang Zimu scratched his head and carefully put the bottle back.

"As I just mentioned, after taking this kind of Gu, people generally don't live for more than three months. ”

"With the development of society and the progress of information dissemination, we in the metaphysical community must also keep pace with the times. If you get a festering death that is unrecognizable, I am afraid that it will be easy to be exposed, so in order to avoid becoming the focus of public opinion, our faction has always kept a low profile. ”

"After eating this Gu, within three months, I will be hit by a car while walking, smashed by falling objects from high-rise buildings, stumbling into the water, and having heart paralysis ......"

"In general, letting the deceased leave skillfully and peacefully is not unsightly. ”

"After all, these accidents, all the time, in all corners of the world, have to happen to one person. If we don't lag behind in ideological education, it's not a big deal, and we will never cause trouble to the police!"

Jiang Zimu raised his eyebrows and smiled, "You say, isn't this design particularly humane?"

Xiao Lizao: Yes, yes. That is to say, if you send someone in the party, you will either not be in love for the rest of your life, and if you are in love, you will either be a dead person, or you will withdraw from the circle? The gambling agreement you sent is much more dangerous than that of the entertainment industry.

"I ...... You ......"

He ...... Your ex-boyfriend...... He ......"

"Don't worry!"

Xiao Li had just started his early words, and he didn't say anything, but Jiang Zimu looked at his eyes and already understood.

"This thing, I didn't force it, I didn't deceive it, he ate it voluntarily. ”

"Huh?"

He's a ruthless man. Resbye!

Jiang Zimu lowered his head, and he didn't know why, but his eyes were really wet.

"He's a ...... Very nice people. ”

Xiao Lizao: No wonder your goddess said seriously that she never quarreled with her ex-boyfriend before, but now she is telling the truth. Not to mention that this Gu is so powerful, it will only be three months to live, where is there time to quarrel.

Not to mention, this metaphysical explanation is really more reasonable than the explanation of your strong rational character at that time.

"The reason why I did that was because I had known him for a long time and knew each other very well. ”

"Because we know each other, we understand. Because I understand, I play with my life. ”

"But you and I are different! After all, in just a few months, who can know who knows the bottom line?"

As soon as Jiang Zimu raised his eyes, he stared at Xiao Li for a long time, and without waiting for the other party to open his mouth, he had already begun to answer.

"Don't ask why he has to die, and don't ask why he can increase his mana by eating this Gu, ask, it's metaphysics. Metaphysics itself is so unreasonable. ”

"If you have to classify metaphysics as science, it is very unscientific in itself!"

"Don't talk nonsense, I'll just ask you one thing - you, Xiao Lizao, this world-renowned top idol, are you willing to compress your life to only three months for the sake of me, such an ordinary and inconspicuous little girl?"

"Or take a step back and say, even if I am willing to dissipate my cultivation and give up the path of the goddess, are you willing to talk to me about a love affair that is only less than a year, and then calmly enter the soil and smile at Jiuquan?"

Hehe, no matter how you advance or retreat, anyway, your Xiao Da Aidou is going to die here.

Xiao Lizao: The scalp is numb, the eyes are black, and the soles of the feet are soft and belching!

I said goddess, where are you issuing a "good person card", obviously signing a "life and death certificate". A cloud-piercing arrow, a bull head and a horse face to meet!

Mom, I'm ...... I'm not timid, I'm just... It's true...... I really haven't lived enough!