088. Kim Mi Gets Scared Today (1)
This night's sleep, for Xiao Lizao, can be described as a particularly sweet sleep.
The happy mood is not only reflected in the quality of sleep, but also improves the work efficiency of Xiao Da idol.
The six-hour advertising shoot originally planned on Sunday took only half the time under Xiao Lizao's dedication and perfect interpretation. is so efficient and with quality and quantity, it has attracted praise from the filming team in country K one after another, and rainbow farts suddenly pop out.
can end work early, Xiao Lizao's mood is naturally better. In the nanny car, I worked with Gu Suixin to try to advance the interview appointment for the evening to the afternoon, so as to allow more buffer time before the red-eye flight took off in the early morning.
Just before the departure of this trip to Hancheng, many celebrity interview columns in the industry of country K who got the news immediately threw an olive branch to Gu Suixin. International Bean, who has not officially appeared in country K for two years, does not need to mention the attention that can be gained by inviting him to his own program this time.
Originally, Gu Suixin planned to abandon the host and let his cub join the army of paid live broadcasts, but after discussing with Xiao Lizao, he finally chose the star interview that is the most popular in the history of country K and has the highest ratings of similar programs, but now he is going downhill on a slide - "The Tonight Show".
The reason is not the acting fee, but the popularity of this show, which has recently risen in China, and the source of this popularity is due to various scolding wars - the spearhead is the new female host of the column, Jin Mei.
This Miss Jin Mei is really a household name, black and red: as soon as she encounters an interview with a female star, she will compare her beauty with all kinds of squeezes, and she has to show off her beautiful face that she has gained after "a thousand cuts";
Make a little bit, a little, it is impossible to be popular out of the circle, after all, many fans of Huaguo have also seen the world, and there are many "old drama bones" like Jin Mei in China. However, this Jin Mei doesn't know where the sense of superiority comes from, and she has repeatedly slandered Huaguo in the show, and tried to set up a brain-dead character of "K country Bai Fumei" again and again.
Not to mention, Miss Jin watched people serve dishes in the show, wantonly suppressed Chinese workers in K, deliberately caused a scolding war between fans in the two countries, and even judged heroes with money, worshipping high and low, and looking down on the general public.
What he did, not to mention Chinese fans, even K country fans can't see it.
is such a fine work, but it has been retained by this column to this day, and even for her, the original national MC Mr. Park was emptied, and the angry national MC asked to leave, and gave up the country he had worked hard for many years to Jin Mei.
Xiao Li had already checked the background of several columns, and after learning that Miss Jin's bad deeds were getting worse, a demonic smile immediately appeared on his face.
Hey, it's you, dear, since your parents and teachers didn't teach you well when you were a child, it's better to choose a day than to hit the day, Lao Tzu will let you open your eyes today and tell you how to be a man with your tail between your legs in the future.
As soon as she was notified in advance of the interview, Jin Mei looked impatient, complaining to the show producer that Xiao Li was playing a big name early, and on the other hand, she blamed the beauty room for not being able to make an appointment and not having enough time for her styling and makeup.
scolded and procrastinated, but in the end, it was still "full of happiness written on his face", dancing and chattering on time.
As soon as she sat opposite Xiao Lizao, Jin Mei's face was full of happiness, but she was not adulterated at all.
First, Jin Mei knows Xiao Lizao's international influence. I got this exclusive interview, not to mention that the ratings of "The Tonight Show" in country K will climb, but I am afraid that Europe and North America will also have a large number of netizens to watch, and it is not easy to increase their popularity by the way?
Again, with Xiao Da idol's appearance, even if he is not famous at all, just brushing his face is enough to make a nymphomaniac like Jin Mei greet him with a smile.
In order to leave an indelible impression on the male god, and in order to increase the topicality of the column, at the beginning, Jin Mei set a "-for-tat" tone for this interview. is heavy and spicy, and does not let the global audience perforate the stomach after watching it, then the old lady loses.
Let's have a sword and sword shadow first, followed by a deep sadomasochistic relationship, and finally make a happy ending. Isn't that what audiences from all over the world like to see now?
Besides, the Chinese fans who were scared at the concert two days ago couldn't see their faces clearly, and just by talking, they sparked a big discussion on the Internet. As long as I seize the opportunity at the moment, with the beauty of the old lady, I'm afraid I will have to be received by national dignitaries?
Jiang Zimu, who was thousands of miles away, learned that someone wanted to copy his own way of being a scaremonger, smacked his lips and shrugged his shoulders, saying that he didn't have time to see the plastic surgery enthusiast who had brain wrinkles.
Now that the tone of the interview has been set, Miss Jin, who is used to being arrogant and arrogant, said to herself: Today, if I don't see Xiao Lizai speechless, it won't be over.
Coincidentally, Xiao Da Idol also thinks so.
"Hello, Mr. Xiao. ”
Xiao Lizao glanced at the star-eyed Jin Mei on the side of his cheek, then glanced at the translator nearby, and nodded expressionlessly.
Jin Mei looked at it and was a little embarrassed, but if you think about it, after all, she is an international superstar, so she has to pinch a little fan.
"Thank you for accepting our invitation to participate in this interview. ”
"After two years, we are back in country K to make a public appearance, and our fans are really looking forward to it. ”
Although Xiao Lizao listened to Jin Mei's words, he still subconsciously leaned towards the translator, "Yes, you can feel the hot love of the fans at the airport." ”
When Jin Mei heard this, she was not slow to react.
"I have also seen reports on the Internet that because of your arrival, our Yinpu Airport as a whole has been paralyzed. ”
Xiao Lizao sighed, and said in his heart I haven't complained yet, you are the first to complain, snorted, and immediately responded, "I'm sorry, I still have to point out the mistake in your words - not because of my arrival, but because of the pick-up of fans in your country, the airport was suspended." ”
Jin Mei exaggeratedly raised her hand to cover her mouth, "Oh, how could it be?"
"None of our own idols have been treated like this at the airport. ”
"I heard that the brokerage company in Huaguo habitually pays out of its own pocket and specializes in hiring professional fans to pick up and send off the airport and fill the scene, which has become a well-known secret in your country. ”
Xiao Li pursed his lips early, listening to such a low-level question, but laughed.
"I have probably seen Miss Jin's wonderful performance in this column before. Touching his chin, Xiao Da Idol wanted to suppress the first Yang.
"If a little money can attract so many fans in your country, I'm afraid that Miss Jin's previous description of your country's per capita GDP is too inaccurate, right?"
Hehe, didn't you say before that you are all Balenciaga here, every Louis Vuitton, and Bill Gates per capita? In the first few episodes of the program, didn't you still squeeze my Chinese fellows, saying that people couldn't even pronounce the pronunciation of international brands?
The corners of Jin Mei's mouth trembled, and she really didn't want to lose too ugly in the first round.
"The fans of our country are all qualified. ”
This is too much to say straight (stupid) and white (stupid).
The interpreter frowned, smelling the increasingly strong smell of gunpowder at the scene. I was thinking about how to translate this sentence into Chinese euphemistically, but I didn't expect that I hadn't opened my mouth yet, but I heard Xiao Da Idol's fluent Korean white.
"The quality can be seen from Miss Jin. But I still want to believe that Miss Kim should be an example of country K. ”
When Jin Mei heard this, her face obviously couldn't hold back, she smirked for most of the day, her eyes opened and closed, and she almost squeezed out the silkworm she had just made.
Fight back, the old lady has to fight back. By the way, let's use the point of "foreign language" to change the topic and turn the situation around.
"No... I didn't expect Mr. Xiao to speak Korean so fluently. ”
Xiao Li tilted his head early and smiled.
"First of all, after responding to this advertisement invitation, I asked a full-time teacher to give me intensive tutoring. I believe that better communication is a prerequisite for more efficient work. ”
"That's the least respect I have for this job, and it's the most basic effort I've made. ”
As soon as the conversation changed, Xiao Da Idol began to stir up trouble in a timely manner. Look at Jin Mei, she asked with a harmless face.
"I heard that Miss Jin has also received ...... in Europe," Xiao Da Idol did not hide the disgust in his smile, "Received a noble education? I don't know, have you ever been exposed to Chinese? Or, have you made sufficient preparations for today's interview?"
Xiao Lizao: Cut ~ aristocrats? Just pour hyaluronic acid on your face, you don't need to paste gold.
Syllable!!
This slap was quite crisp.
"I ...... Will ......" Jin Mei stretched out her hand and weighed it tremblingly, "Will it be so...... A little bit. ”
"Oh. Xiao Da Idol didn't give up, "Hello, thank you, goodbye." ”
"By the way, I don't know if you will, but at least you should learn the phrase 'I'm sorry'. ”
Hehe, international superstars have been practicing Korean hard for the advertising of country K, although there are not a few advertising lines, but country K is presiding over this kind of lip service, knowing the nationality of the invited guests, but he is not prepared at all?
This comparison is too tragic.
Jin Mei's face was blue and white for a while, thinking about turning the page quickly, and as soon as she opened her mouth, she heard Xiao Da idol's beautiful voice sound again, and her tone was frustrated, without stumbling at all.
"Before I was on this show, I also watched the previous columns. Huaguo has a saying - it is called knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent, why didn't Miss Jin do her homework in advance and learn a little more about today's interviewee?"
"After all, I spoke Korean yesterday at Gimpo Airport. ”
"Uh...... In fact...... Ahem, hehe......"
In the first round, Jin Mei was visibly defeated, her eyes rolled, and she felt that it was really not the best strategy to hit it hard - we are such a beautiful acquired beauty, if we can't rely on feminine charm to make Xiao Li obediently obedient, then I am really a little sorry for the surgery fees that have been spent along the way.
"Mr. Xiao......" Jin Mei licked her lips and put her hair behind her ears pitifully, "Speaking of airport pick-up, the on-site information I received here is that there are fans who greet you with gifts, and many of the gifts are worth a lot of money?"
The topic was obviously prickly, but Miss Jin's tone couldn't be more obvious than lying on her stomach.
"Thank you for the reminder. ”
Xiao Li had just finished speaking, and the expression on his face was serious.
"Here, I would like to solemnly thank all the fans for their love. You like my heart, I know that. ”
"Please support my music, my films, or any other work that follows. ”
"But, I don't need you to spend money on buying gifts for me, especially those that are very valuable. Because, first of all, I am richer than you, and more importantly, I don't want you to deprive me of the pleasure of spending a lot of money. ”
Roar, capitalist hardcore rejection, that's how neat and neat it is.
"According to Mr. Xiao, yesterday's gift ......"
Xiao Lizao spread his hands, "I just used this show to publicly inform the pick-up fans who gave gifts yesterday." ”
"All the gifts you have given have been reserved and managed by the relevant staff at the airport. If you would like to retrieve it, please contact the airport directly. ”
At this time, the person in charge of the airport who was cue took a look at the temporary storage room that was piled up, especially when he saw the original underwear and socks that had been classified, shook his head, and his inner emotions were extremely complicated.
Hearing that Xiao Lizao hadn't taken a single gift, Jin Mei looked incredulous, "Really...... Didn't take anything?"
Xiao Li saw this and knew that the little fish was starting to bite the hook, so he lowered his head and felt a little more embarrassed on his face.
"You can't say that, take ...... I still took some. But it's not on the surface, it's ...... Take it casually. ”
Jin Mei: Hehe, my mother has already guessed it. If fans really send high-priced brand-name goods, which idol will be so stupid as to really refuse to accept it, isn't it all "unavoidable" on the one hand, and on the other hand, he opened his pockets vigorously, for fear that the duck in his mouth would fly again?
Jin Mei glanced at Xiao Lizao, and couldn't help but snort: I'm blind to this face. looks high-end and atmospheric, but it is still the soft bones of a poor family in his bones.
scolded in her heart, Miss Jin herself was crooked, but she didn't want to think about it at all, in private, when did she refuse a male fan's bag necklace?
Such a double-standard thing, tsk, even if it encounters a garbage collector, it should be able to survive.
After Xiao Li finished speaking, he glanced at his staff standing under the stage, and then saw Gao Dashan covering his face with one hand and holding a silk scarf with the other.
Jin Mei: What kind of silk scarf, so precious? The H family's doesn't look like it? Is there any niche luxury that has emerged recently? But it's not worth a lot of money?
Xiao Li took the silk scarf early, put it on the front desk, and slowly opened the folded part unhurriedly.
"Look. Xiao Lizao pouted at the things wrapped in the silk scarf.
The on-site camera is deaf and clear-sighted, and a lens is on top of the silk scarf.
Well, it's breaded in it, what kind of valuable good things, bits and pieces, all kinds of patched nails that have fallen off.
Xiao Da Idol stretched his arm forward, revealing the scar that was scratched yesterday, sighed, shook his head, and said, "Thank you fans for your kindness." The injuries on this body, along with some of the tools used to commit the crime, I will reluctantly leave it for the time being. ”