Xiao Lizao smiled and took another step towards the bedroom.

"Okay, okay, then in the next game, I'm really out of the rock. ”

Xiao Lizao nodded, his mouth pursed, invisible coquettishness, the most deadly.

"Rock, scissors, paper!"

In the third round - stone vs. cloth, Xiao Li has already won three consecutive victories.

"Clams?"

Jiang Zimu's expression management began to loosen at this moment.

"Do you make wool and lose again?"

Looking at Xiao Lizao's smug smile on the screen, Jiang Zimu wiped the bitter tears from the corners of his eyes, "Hehe, look, I'm a sincere person, if I say a stone, I will come out of a stone." ”

Xiao Da Idol blinked at 0.5 times the speed, although he didn't make a sound, but his facial features were unusually vivid and interpreted "Do you think Lao Tzu will believe in your evil"?

Jiang Zimu sighed, shook his wrist, held the mug, and made up for himself all over the world, "Rest for a minute, I'll replenish my water." ”

Taking advantage of the time to drink water, Jiang Zimu was not idle, frantically flipping through the literature materials in his mind to help the next round of data analysis.

"According to the big data of the survey and research, for the average person, the probability of stone is 35.4%, the probability of scissors is 35%, and the probability of cloth is 29.6%. Now he is very arrogant and has already separated rock-paper-scissors, and if he tends to be balanced, then the probability of the next game will be very high. ”

"However, if he analyzes my psychology and loses three times in a row, the average person will subconsciously imitate the winner. So, he should think that I have to come out of the cloth in the next round, so that he himself will come out with scissors and wait for me. ”

"But...... It's very arrogant about this person's character, tsk," Jiang Zimu put the mug back in place, shook his head slightly, and pouted, "If he can analyze my psychology, then he is not Xiao Lizao." ”

"Okay, then the fourth inning. ”

Jiang Zimu clenched his hands into a fist, brought them close to his mouth, and blew softly, "Rock-scissors-paper!"

The fourth round - cloth vs. scissors, Jiang Zimu lost again.

EXO ME？

Jiang Zimu looked incredulous, biting his lower lip, and staring at the people on the screen without saying a word.

Is this a gift with Kaiji Ito, or is it exchanging souls with von Neumann?

"What are you doing with me?" Xiao Lizao subconsciously touched his cheeks, and then brushed his hair again, "I didn't install electronic roundworms in your stomach, let alone cheat." ”

Jiang Zimu pouted in his heart, and said in his heart, could it be that the goods used some kind of high technology to delay the transmission of video images? Isn't it just a guessing shell, there is no need to engage in such a big battle that burns money, right?

"Goddess, are you still here?"

"Nonsense! Of course the old lady has to win it back. ”

"Rock-scissors-"

Taking advantage of the shouting, Jiang Zimu's kitten eyes were spinning, and he stared at Xiao Lizao's right hand carefully.

"If he was about to come out of the stone, then his five fingers should be clenched tightly, but his whole palm now looks very relaxed, so—there is only one truth, and he is very arrogant to come out next—cloth!"

The fifth round - scissors vs. rock, Xiao Li won again.

Huh?

Jiang Zimu clutched his mobile phone and collapsed on the sofa, and his expression management collapsed. It seems that another small Jiang Zimu has split around him, pushing the eyes on the bridge of his nose, and turning over the books of Nash equilibrium, probability theory, and psychological games like crazy.

"Dear, listen to me, I've already eaten this book, and you'll be able to return the scissors to the next one, win!"

The sixth round - scissors against rock, Jiang Zimu defeated.

"Dear, it's okay this time, out of the cloth, and you can reverse the defeat. ”

The seventh round - cloth vs. scissors, Jiang Zimu defeated.

"Dear, don't be discouraged, you must believe me this time, I have synthesized several major knowledge points of psychology, and then you will come out of the stone, and you will not be able to win my live broadcast. ”

The eighth round - stone to cloth, Jiang Zimu defeated.

"...... pro"

"Shut up!"

Jiang Zimu slammed his old fist and slammed it firmly on his head, "I still don't want to continue to wander in the ocean of knowledge, do my own work, let me check the yellow calendar, and confirm what is the auspicious day of the zodiac today." ”

The poison of the world, Xiao Lizao.

Entity dissection of Jiang Zimu.

Xiao Lizao looked at the little face on the screen from doubt, anger, nervousness, to grievance, abandonment, despair, this vivid series of changes, it was just like watching a spy war drama, thrilling.

"Goddess...... Otherwise, let's take a break?"

Jiang Zimu Muran shook his head, and with a twist of his wrist, another pair of scissors came out. Indifferently looking at the big stone with distinct bones and sexy muscles on the opposite side, Jiang Zimu sighed, his head drooped, and swept the camera with the back of his hand.

The mentality collapsed, and the faith died heroically.

Xiao Da Idol took a look, the corners of Le's mouth were about to lift behind his ears, and he took a big step towards the bedroom with a brisk step.

I'm proud!

Seeing that eighteen consecutive defeats were a foregone conclusion, Jiang Zimu threw his mobile phone on the table and stretched his waist fiercely.

"Dear, I want to humbly ask you for advice, may I ask, what kind of emerging black technology do you always use? Otherwise, what kind of logical reasoning can I calculate again and again what I will do next?"

Xiao Lizao's face frowned, "This algorithm of mine, how to say it, was introduced from the West and has only recently emerged in China." ”

Jiang Zimu: Awe-inspiring.

"If you want to be successful, you need to think fast and have a wide range of knowledge. ”

Jiang Zimu: That's quite the case.

"Before you shoot, you must have rich creativity, and when you shoot, you must have strong explosiveness, both of which are indispensable. ”

Jiang Zimu: Bang bang, this reel should be in applause.

"And, most importantly, you have to be bold and confident......

Jiang Zimu began to be impatient, glanced at the screen, and urged with a long tail note, "Say-heavy-point!"

"Oh, what am I ...... It's freestyle. ”

Clams?

Blind analogy, huh?

Punch the master to death, right?!

Jiang Zimu originally thought that if he missed any knowledge points, he would ask Xiao Da Idol to help make up for it, probably talk about the reasoning process, or recommend a few related books to open up his ideas, but now? Jiang Zimu only had one sentence left in his mind - it was easy to stop questioning Xiao Da Aidou's IQ, mainly because I prematurely set a lower limit for his IQ.

Reckless, it's me reckless.

Xiao Li had already looked at a fried cat at this end with a loveless face, and sneered, which pot is not opened.

"Goddess, although I was scratched like a screen window by fans today, but, according to the current situation, today is still my lucky day, right?"

Jiang Zimu was so angry by this complete defeat that he swept away the worldview that had been shattered into slag, and raised his chin, "How many steps are you from the bed?"

Xiao Da Idol tilted his phone, "It's in the next step." ”

Jiang Zimu shook his wrist, not ready to drag it down, "Rock-scissors-paper!"

In the next second, Xiao Da Idol was already lying on the soft big bed with a back pass, steady (four) steady (up) and (eight) when (fork).

"Hung up. ”

I have to say that Jiang Zimu lost very ungracefully this time. However, such an evil nineteen consecutive defeats, I'm afraid it won't be easy for anyone to accept.

"Can you have a little sportsmanship - competition second, friendship first, okay?"

Jiang Zimu paused for a second, leaned his face towards the mobile phone, and grinned, revealing eight big white teeth.

"Congratulations, congratulations!"

"If you always think that verbal congratulations are not solemn enough, I will give you another set of cheerleading exercises?"

Looking at such an unobtrusive performance, Xiao Lizao's good mood was not affected at all, holding up his mobile phone, looking at Jiang Zimu, who was "lying flat and mocking" and "having no fighting spirit", paused, and said softly: "Goddess, how about the last game?"

"What, you want to make it up?"

"Tsk, I can't afford to lose like this, it's not like your style. While speaking, Xiao Lizao raised his other arm, waited close to the mobile phone, stood up, and touched Jiang Zimu on the screen emptily, "Yo yo yo, look at this aggrieved look." ”

"Hula, hula, don't be angry. ”

The moment the words were spoken, Xiao Da Idol seemed to suddenly feel the numbness and nausea of this line action, looking at Jiang Zimu, who changed his face instantly, he was busy shrinking his hand, "Ahem, let's say, what are you going to do next?" Ye is happy tonight, and he will reluctantly let you win a game. ”

Jiang Zimu: I believe you're a ghost! You're a bad old ...... You're a handsome boy, so bad!

Disgusted glanced at Xiao Lizao, who caressed the screen five seconds ago, Jiang Zimu moved his face back secretly, and his eyes drooped, "I'm out of the stone!"

Forget it, don't struggle. Today is not the lucky day of the old lady, if you say that the stone will come out of the stone, at least you can still lose the high wind and bright node.

"Rock-Scissors-Paper~~~"

Jiang Zimu subconsciously put his hand on his eyes, and with a shout, a small pink fist had already been sent out.

Slowly and leisurely opened his fingers, opened his eyes cautiously, and through his fingers, he saw Xiao Da Idol's smiling face, and a big square scissors in front of him.

“YES~~~ YES！YES！YES~~~”

"Happy~~~"

Jiang Zimu straightened his waist, his upper body shook back and forth rhythmically from left to right, and shouted "win, win, win" over and over again in his mouth, and finally came to a wrist-wrapping hand, followed by an original Uyghur neck moving dance move.

While Jiang Zimu was still immersed in the great joy of 19VS1's "overwhelming failure", Xiao Li had already put away the scissor hand stretched out in front of him, lightly pasted it to his lips, took advantage of the unpreparedness, and then followed Jiang Zimu's face on the screen.

"Goddess, I'm asleep. Good night. ”

Whew, Xiao Da Idol nervously raised his neck and looked around, and after making sure that no third eye saw his stupid and stupid actions just now, he retracted the quilt again.

“Nighty Night。 Jiang Zimu stopped his movements and looked at his mobile phone, although he didn't know why Xiao Da Idol was smiling on that end...... Forehead...... ambiguous, but in the face of his long-lost victory, the brain can't take care of much for the time being. The eyes narrowed, the corners of the mouth were raised, and the two hands moved to the ears.

Listening to the commotion in the living room, Ding Ding Ding was unhurried, and slowly walked out of the bedroom with the steps of the old man.

"Jiang Jiang?"

What kind of medicine did you take by mistake, and your face turned red, and even the watery kitten eyes couldn't laugh?

"Dingding, come here. Jiang Zimu hung up the phone, threw the phone to the side, stood up in a hurry, grabbed Ding Dingding's arm and pulled it on the sofa.

"What do you guess I was playing with the arrogance just now?"

Ding Dingding looked helpless: Hehe, judging from the current situation, if you two are each a lump of wet mud, you two can also play two Disney tricks.

"You don't believe it, let's guess the shell. That kid actually won 19 games in a row, and he didn't even have a draw in between. ”

"So are you happy for the good luck of the dates, or are you happy for losing nineteen games in a row?"

Forehead......

Jiang Zimu patted his head, "Yes, the transportation of that goods, biang biang is high." ”

"Hehe, but I'm happy because the last set was flipped against the wind, and in the end I killed the Quartet! Sure enough, I still have to laugh to the end to laugh the best. ”

"Yo, this beautiful night, this fair competition, and this ...... A real victory!"

Facing Xiao Lizao's opening of the gate and releasing water, Jiang Zimu shrugged absentmindedly: What? Release water? I don't know, I haven't heard of it, let's play!

Ding Ding Ding had an expression on his face that I didn't know what to take, and looked down at the freshly trimmed toenails, feeling that he was still more eager to pick Jio Jio now.

At this time, the nineteen were coherent, and he buried his face in the quilt, and the whole bed trembled happily. I poked my hand to the side of the bed, picked up a thick bath towel from nowhere, wrapped the phone firmly, and childishly left a goodnight kiss on it, and threw it out.

Well, satisfied.

Sleep.