Counting on their fingers, in the half year they have known each other, Jiang Zimu and Xiao Li seem to have the instinctive impulse of "I'm going to kill you" from time to time.

It can be said that these two bear children, as long as they meet, nine and a half times out of ten, they are tirelessly committed to making each other angry to death on the spot, and then have to face the vicious circle of "the angry party" extreme counter-killing.

I heard that experts already have a standard answer to the scientific question of chicken or egg.

So, who can give a defensible explanation for the philosophical dilemma of "rejoicing in the enemy out of joy or starting from injustice"?

Anyway, Jiang Zimu's brain has already struck on all fronts, limping away from home and escaping reality.

"Ah, hey~~~ Goddess, do you really want to ...... Kill me?"

Xiao Li had already put the beer can on the table, his lungs were overflowing, and he reached out and grabbed the ears of the Stitch pajamas that Jiang Zimu was wearing.

"Don't make a fuss, or we'll die together!"

"I'm going to you, who's going to die with you?!?!"

As soon as the words fell, the neckline of the pajamas just stuck Jiang Zimu's throat.

"Ahem, ahem...... Pine... Let go!"

"I... Shout 1, 2, 3, and stop together!"

One is a dense facial features huddled together, and the other is a living sculpture whose expression management is still first-class.

Tsk, at this time, if someone manually cares about Ding Dingding, I am afraid that the two of them will smile at their aunt, swallow melon seeds, and look at the pair of "life-sparing duo" with conviction to send candy, and then piggyback on their hands to type a pair of happy words, eagerly urging their cubs to get married on the spot and send them to the cave room.

“1！2！3！”

"Whew~~~"

Jiang Zimu took a long breath, crossed his waist and lowered his head, and rested for two minutes before putting the pajamas and hat on his head: Don't say, the quality of this pajamas is quite good.

"Is this how you repay the person who has given you a meal?"

"Hey, please, you did it first, I'm purely a survival instinct, just to survive, okay?"

Xiao Lizao's eyes lowered, he reached out and touched his Adam's apple up and down, secretly glanced at Jiang Zimu, and said in his heart I am not like you, I am not light or heavy, it really forced me to a dead end.

"You're ...... White-eyed wolf! I'm Dong Guo Zimu, admit it!"

"Cut~"

Xiao Li licked his lips, shook off the beer spilled on the back of his hand, and coughed lightly.

"The rebel son is not filial! The heart of the golden master's father is pulling out the cold!"

Jiang Zimu puffed out his cheeks and didn't say much, took two big steps forward, and was stepping on Xiao Da Aidou's feet.

"Ouch~~~"

Throwing out a pair of white eyes in a chic manner, Jiang Zimu took a small hat and jumped back to the living room like a kangaroo.

Alas~~~

Xiao Li picked up the beer slowly, frowned, and began to ask himself questions in his heart.

"No, I'm here to confess, not to fight. Is this trend now biased?"

"Now that you know that you have gone astray, let's hurry up and get to the point!"

"You don't want to confess to me, I have to dare!"

"Look at your little talent! Manly man, what about your courage, what about your guts, what about your strength?"

Xiao Lizao muttered in his heart, pursed his mouth, and his eyes fell on the beer can again.

"As the saying goes, wine is a bold man. If I didn't rush here, why should I bring a bag full of beer?"

Beer Jun: Don't chatter, Ma Yu drank Lao Tzu, follow the master to play the ranks, make it!

Ran goose, the ghost knows how long it will be - Beer Jun: I can't afford milk, I can't cut it, I can't take it, and I can't take it, and I will return the sales number!

When he woke up the next day, Xiao Lizai felt that his mouth was very dry.

Squinting in confusion, he looked around in all directions: "Eh, where is this?eh? Why am I lying on the ground? Eh, why does this brain feel like it has been burned by hot water?

Xiao Li chirped his lips early, and when he opened his eyes completely and sat up slowly, he noticed Jiang Zimu standing behind him with a murderous face.

"Phew!"

"Goddess, are you trying to scare me to death!"

Jiang Zimu had dark circles under his eyes that people couldn't look at directly, and coldly handed over a glass of warm water.

"Drink. ”

"Oh. ”

After a cow drink, Xiao Li's memory that had almost dried up early on also showed signs of rebirth under the nourishment of this cup of nectar.

As soon as the last concert was over last night, I drove to the goddess.

I ate a meal of love noodles cooked by my grandmother last night, hehe.

Later...... I want to confess, and then I just drink, or drink, and keep drinking...... Open your eyes again, well, it's now!

What have I done to the goddess?

What has the goddess done to me?

What happened in this missing memory?

Soul torture after drinking fragments!

"Uh...... Hehe... Goddess, last night...... Are you all right?"

International superstar, humble online.

After staying up all night, Jiang Zimu's fancy eye-rolling skills have been perfected.

"I don't know if you're okay, anyway, I, my family's name, my baby Monchiqi, and, my lovely neighbor, are no better!"

"Oh, oh. ”

Hello, everything else is familiar, famous catch?

Ah......h

No, it seems that the snake is not the point, and it is not right, it can only be said that the snake is not the first priority.

Xiao Lizao finally reacted with hindsight, subconsciously touched the cold hair standing up on his arm, and cautiously picked his eyes and asked, "I didn't ...... Put you ...... How's it going?"

"Hehe, go to your old spring and autumn dream!"

"Oh, oh. ”

Xiao Da idol's head hung down to his chest, he was very vigilant, and looked at himself, well, it seemed to be the support T-shirt that he wore directly from the concert scene yesterday. Secretly poked and poked the hand hidden under the blanket to his lower limbs, and touched it not very honestly, well, the jeans were still well worn.

Call~~~

Mofang, chastity is still there.

"That'...... I ...... yesterday Say...... Said ......"

I didn't finish a word, and I was already interrupted by Jiang Zimu categorically, "What have you said and done, and when you finish dealing with personal hygiene later, I promise to take you with you, and the 1510 will be returned-original-case-occur-present-scene!"

Don't worry, it will make you a ghost. I believe that at that time, you, Mr. Xiao Lizao, will definitely regret it, I wish that this "eraser in my mind" would not expire so quickly, and I wish that I hadn't been here at all yesterday.

As soon as the words fell, looking at Xiao Lizao's sluggish but slightly aggrieved little daughter-in-law, Jiang Zimu's eyelids drooped, slowly took two steps back, picked up a large paper bag on the sofa, and threw it forward.

"I don't have men's clothes at home, and I brought them back from Decathlon when I went to the market this morning to buy groceries. ”

"Oh, oh. ”

Jiang Zimu hugged his arm and nodded his chin, "Oh fart, you howled for nearly a night last night, and I doubt myself whether I have a prehistoric Tyrannosaurus rex or a three-headed hell dog at home." ”

"It's good today, you just woke up, oh oh oooh a few back and forth, what's the matter, you still want to sing?"

Xiao Lizao's mouth just opened, and he immediately raised his hand to block it, and swallowed the "oh" that had already overflowed the tonsils.

"I'm not...... I just want to behave a little more so that I don't make you angry again. ”

Jiang Zimu didn't even bother to speak, his nostrils and shoulders exerted force at the same time, and facing Xiao Da Idol was an image of "double negation".

"Stop talking nonsense, get up and go take a shower. ”

As soon as he heard this, Xiao Lizao subconsciously lowered his head and sniffed his body, but after smelling it a few times, he was also disgusted, raised his hand and scratched his head, and handed his finger under his nose.

"Hello~~~Mom~~~"

Raising his head, he smiled without shame: "Hehe, it's really stinky, hehe." ”

Hey, Prince Charming is dead, and the Huayu Empire is hopeless.

Just this scene, if the majority of jujube forest fans see it, it should have a miraculous effect on preventing early love.

Jiang Zimu raised his hand and pressed it on his forehead, then shook his head and put his index finger under his nostrils.

"Anyway, you are also an internationally renowned idol, and you are all stinking like this, can you be a little conscious?"

"Oh... No, okay. ”

"Just go wash it, go right away!"

Bian Ying, Xiao Li dug into the paper bag early, and found a wide pink jogging long T-shirt one after another, black elastic running pants that didn't pick the figure, and ...... The same men's boxer briefs are available in all sizes from L to 5XL.

Xiao Lizao picked up his underwear one by one and looked at it, his expression gradually turned from hesitation to disdain.

"Look at the wool, the old lady bought it and washed it, and dried it quickly for you. What else do you want?"

Seeing that Jiang Zimu was a little fried, Xiao Lizao turned his neck left and right, slowly repacked all his clothes back into the bag, and went to the bathroom barefoot.

As he walked, he picked up a few pairs of small-sized underwear with his fingers, turned his head handsomely, and almost choked Jiang Zimu to death with a word.

"Goddess, your eyes are not good, are you?"

"Just this kind of small size, just kidding, who do you look down on?"

"I ......"

Besides, the old lady is not the group of "crotch-staring cats" with burning eyes in your jujube forest!

Jiang Zimu didn't say a word, his eyes were closed, and when he opened them again, he directly bent down and picked up the small cart he had just used to buy vegetables, raised his hands above his head, and went to Xiao Da idol.

"Here, here, here!"

"Let's see if you can open it to the sky for me, or if the old lady and the guy let you fall into a box, from the surface to the center of the earth!"

"If you have something to say, don't get excited!

"Ahh

"Take it easy!huh~huh~~~~huh~~~"

......

Chasing and dodging, Jiang Zimu really had no strength, slowly put the car down, and took a long breath: Catch the shrimp household, right? Didn't catch enough last night? The old lady really ...... Hey, this arrogance has been smoothed out by the years.

Before, the old lady threw an explosive bag earlier, leaving your puppy bones gone!

"Go wash it! It stinks like crawling out of a dung pit. ”

After a pause, he reluctantly continued: "It's almost eleven o'clock." I'll do it now, and when you're ready, you'll be ready to eat." ”

Xiao Li pursed his lips early, cautiously detoured to the kitchen, looked at the table, looked at the table full of vegetables, meat, eggs and milk, and then thought about the small car that Jiang Zimu used when he was violently intimidating just now, snorted, and smiled coldly.

"Hehe, this goddess, who is young, uses this equipment, which is completely the standard configuration of the aunt in the community. ”

It's really hard to imagine how "unbearable it is to look at a young girl in her twenties" wearing a casual sportswear, dragging a small cart and picking and choosing in the vegetable market with the uncles and aunts in the community.

Well, maybe, she will use her three-inch tongue to bargain with the small traders, and finally unilaterally debate with the seller over the issue of whether to erase the zero and whether to send the shallots.

Xiao Da Idol sketched such a "new daughter-in-law's daily life at home" in his mind, and his big white teeth couldn't wait to come out to bask in the sun.

After thinking about it again, I inexplicably felt a burst of warmth and warmth, and then, the whole person's spirit was like a dog rolling in a quagmire, turning in a circle with all fours facing the sky.

"Yo ho, although the memory of last night is completely blurred, but, according to the current trend, Lao Tzu will be able to officially announce his release in the afternoon!"

But at this time, Jiang Zimu puffed out his cheeks, frowned, and his little face was worried about a bun.

Push all the floor-to-ceiling windows open, slowly swing to the balcony, shrank on the swing chair, hug your knees and sigh quietly.

Wait a while, not only will you Xiao Lizao be an understanding ghost, but also let you be a full ghost, the last lunch, this can be regarded as the last tenderness of this girl to the gold master's father.

After being smashed into scum by a star who fell from the sky, and being blown into slag by an inexplicable demon wind, Jiang Zimu was able to do it so lightly now, and he had tried his best to survive.