When a plate of hot and slippery pasta was served, Xiao Da idol's eyes were filled with tears.

"Wow, it smells so good!"

Jiang Zimu put his hand behind his back and stood silently at the table, watching Xiao Lizao bury his face on the plate, almost about to make a veneer salute with the food.

"Well, this bacon is really delicious, the oil is fried, and it is still not scorched or old, but it is a little less. ”

"This red sauce is a combination of instant noodles, right? However, the extra tomatoes you added are the finishing touch, and they elevate the meal to the level of professional cooking!"

"The noodles are very good, and the Q bomb is chewy, mainly due to the fact that you cook it for just the right time. ”

"The smell of garlic stops, and the fragrance makes people doubt life. ”

......

Yes, Xiao Li turned into a rainbow fart bomber early, and his mouth was full, but he didn't delay people from pointing out the food at all.

Jiang Zimu: Shut up!

It depends on your old locust transit eating method, for the quality of this plate, can the old lady count it in her heart?

Xiao Li reluctantly swallowed the last bite, looked at the little leftover plate he ate, smacked his lips very dogly, and immediately gave Jiang Zimu a thumbs up.

The bright eyes blinked back and forth repeatedly, and the stars that burst out of the eye sockets seemed to have the magic power of turning stones into gold, which could make everything in sight carry the holy light of bling bling.

But right now, compared to the dopamine OD that other girls may have, Jiang Zimu is completely peaceful, at this moment, she just wants to honestly burrow into the bed, shut down her brain, and sleep with her head covered until she is unconscious.

With a long sigh of soul, Jiang Zimu rubbed his hands, grabbed the dinner plate and went back to the kitchen.

Xiao Li was a little embarrassed when he saw this, pursed his lips, but didn't speak.

Hey, as soon as the concert ended, I immediately ran here non-stop, rampage, saying that I was here to eat, but the deepest and most real driving force was definitely not on this plate of home-cooked pasta.

After all, why can't I even wait three days, so I have to come here tonight?

Is it to let Jiang Zimu also experience the happiness of the perfect ending of the Asian Tour and celebrate with himself?

Or take advantage of the success of the concert to seek a good thing in pairs and improve the success rate of confession?

Or, did he not want to waste the self-confidence of the full level of cheers of thousands of people, and hurriedly took advantage of the validity period of the charm to stage a passionate courtship, so that he could dominate and catch Jiang Zimu off guard?

Uh-huh~~~ noncommittal.

Xiao Swan: Before the action, I didn't think much about it. Anyway, now it's a central idea - I'll serve myself! Don't worry about anything, tonight, Lao Tzu's plate of swan meat must be served!

Jiang Zimu: Do you mean, the old lady is a toad?

"That...... Goddess ......"

Xiao Li thought that he had done enough psychological construction, but he paced a few steps to the edge of the kitchen, looking at the back of Jiang Zimu concentrating on washing the dishes, and the full courage of shouting "rushing duck" a second ago, like a balloon that suddenly loosened its mouth, disappeared in an instant.

"Huh?"

Jiang Zimu half-squinted his eyes, as if he was in a fixed position, and mechanically wiped the plate.

"What did you call me for?"

"Forehead ......"

"No, nothing. ”

"That's it...... Thank you!"

"This meal, the stomach is ...... Heart...... All very satisfied. ”

"Oh. ”

Jiang Zimu's hand moved half a beat slowly, and he turned his head sideways slightly, only to find that Mr. Xiao had slipped away after leaving the next sentence.

This thing, tonight won't be the same as last time, and it will stay here in vain, right?

Jiang Zimu frowned, feeling that things were not simple. With a brain that obviously couldn't keep up, he tried a little bit to recall the belongings that Xiao Li brought with him when he entered the door early.

"Well, it's still the same eco-friendly bag that I carried with me, but the contents are obviously a little heavy. ”

"Look at that shape, it looks like ...... Like bottles or something, anyway, it shouldn't be pajamas or something. ”

After thinking about it for a while, Jiang Zimu was still inexplicably unsteady in his heart, so he raised his voice coldly and started an awkward conversation with a strong purpose.

"I said, Sister Gu, she ...... I don't know if she's rested now, and when the end is over, is she going home directly?"

"Gu's mother?"

Xiao Lizao returned to the kitchen door again, checked the things in his hand, and said in his heart: Sure enough, this thing finally came in handy.

"She's supposed to be in the villa now. ”

"I guess that Gu's mother hasn't slept yet. ”

"Huh?"

The corners of Jiang Zimu's mouth lifted slightly, grabbed the last dish that he had washed in his hand, and wiped it slowly.

"That'...... Can I give her a call and say hello in a moment? After all, it's not easy for her to follow you around Asia. ”

By the way, I also expressed my difficulty on the phone, and asked her to come over immediately to rip off your piece of kraft candy, and return the old lady to a peaceful and clear night sky.

"Oh," Xiao Lizao licked his lips, "I suggest it, you still fight tomorrow." ”

After all, counting the time, she should still be at the celebration banquet. My brother and Xiao Nuo are so crazy, plus those team members who have known each other for many years, they inevitably have to make a fuss, at least drink dozens of cases of red beer. ”

"Huh?"

Jiang Zimu's wrist shook violently, and an even worse premonition arose in his heart.

"That...... The Great Mountain ...... Are you too?"

"Hey, he didn't attend. ”

"Whew. Jiang Zimu swallowed his saliva and put his heart at ease a little.

"This trip, the mountains are also tired. I promised to give him a week's leave. ”

"I heard him say yes to his girlfriend tonight and join the security team's party. ”

"So, there are two separate parties?"

"Who knows, more than two, maybe more. ”

Hehe.

Jiang Zimu trembled and put the bright plate back into the storage cabinet, and before he could speak, he heard the crisp sound of opening the can behind him.

"Click!"

Nani? No...... Probably not......

No~~~

When Jiang Zimu twisted his facial features and teleported to Xiao Lizao's side, Xiao Da Idol just tilted his neck and took a sip of beer, smacked his mouth, and watched with a smile as Jiang Zimu's little paws rested on the beer can.

"You want to drink it too?"

Jiang Zimu: Hehe, drink? The old lady can now slap this can of beer directly into hops!

"There's no need to grab it, I brought a lot of them, and they were all on the coffee table from the backstage of the concert. ”

"By the way, can you help you get a few more cans and put them in the refrigerator? ”

U KIDDING ME? IT'S TIME FOR YOU, AND YOU STILL WANT THE OLD LADY TO GIVE YOU A COLD BEER? THE OLD LADY WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS PAW AND CRUSH YOUR UPRIGHT PURPLE HAIR ERHA DIRECTLY INTO POTASSIUM PERMANGANATE!

Jiang Zimu's little face raised, he took two steps back in frustration, sighed, and gritted his teeth word by word.

"Dear, I just want to ask, everyone is at the party, who will pick you up later?"

"No, I'll ...... myself ...... yourself"

"Forehead ......"

Just thinking about drinking some wine to strengthen the courage to confess, I threw the stubble of driving out of the clouds.

The mouth is refreshing and has a sweet taste, and at this time, it is uniting thousands of taste buds to carry out a silent cheerful shout: the last compliant driver on the planet, driving is disqualified!

Xiao Li finally reacted, first shook his hands in a stressful manner, his eyes rolled, and a pair of fawn eyes looked at Jiang Zimu innocently, "Actually... Bar...... I'm not ......."

At the same time as his thinking stopped, Xiao Da Aidou pinched his waist with one hand and the can with the other, and even sent a few more mouthfuls into his mouth.

I admit it...... I have an element of gambling......

But it's no wonder to me, originally these wines were used to cheer for courage, and I didn't expect that they could really be used in the end?

If Jiang Zimu hears this, he will definitely do his best to roll his eyes: How many pounds and taels are you old, and you have never been praised?

Boom knock, boom.

If you come here, you will be safe, anyway, the matter has come to this point, so you simply drink enough to drink and drive. I, Xiao Li, have really set up the flag here a long time ago - a few cans of beer in my stomach, "I'm also afraid of that" has properly evolved into "I'm not afraid of heaven and earth".

"Still drinking?"

Jiang Zimu: Don't Xiao descendants, do you think that if you are angry with me, you will be able to inherit my mother's talent for changing fortune and the wealth of the family?

"Mouth...... Dry mouth. ”

Xiao Li shuddered.

"Otherwise, call a substitute...... Substitute driver, right?"

This sentence directly blew up half of Jiang Zimu's braincase into the sky.

"Why don't you call the tabloid reporters directly and ask the paparazzi to open the way for you?"

"Uh...... Hehe, there's... Makes sense. ”

"That'...... Look, Goddess...... Is it more convenient for me to sleep here, wake up and drive home by myself, or ......?"

"Or am I just waiting here until you get your driver's license, and it's safer to send me home?"

Xiao Lizao: Option 1 is just a matter of one night, option 2, tsk, I guess I can't leave here for the rest of my life.

Looking at Jiang Zimu's cloudy little face, Xiao Li shrugged his shoulders casually, without any desire to survive, "Goddess, I really didn't mean to. ”

"But let's go, the driver has a drop of wine, and the relatives have two lines of tears. Safe driving starts with me. ”

"Ah!! Xiao Li !! early"

The first tone particle roars out the coherence and fluency of a whole scale. Come to think of it, this must be the most accurate time in Jiang Zimu's singing career.

Xiao Da idol's eyes closed, tilted his head and smiled.

"Don't be noisy, don't be noisy, can you have a sense of public morality on this big night?"

"I ...... I...... I'll strangle you!"

Jiang Zimu was indeed a wolf fire that did what he said, slapped his hands, and pounced directly with his teeth and claws.

The little hand that was not completely dry first circled Xiao Lizao's neck virtually, and then coldly, suddenly exerted force, choking Xiao Lizao out of a string of coughs.

"Spit it out! Spit out the wine I drank in!!"

"Uh...... Ah......h

"Don't ...... Don't shake it, head... Dizzy!"

Jiang Zimu exerted his strength to breastfeed, watching Xiao Da idol's head float around like a dead leaf in the wind.

"Ah~~~ I'm so tired today that I'm dying!

"God...... Goddess ...... Lighter ......"

Jiang Zimu looked at the face in front of him, which was enough to make hundreds of millions of "Ah Wei" righteous in an instant, his mouth pursed, and he spewed out saliva three meters away, and Xingzi was angry.

"Fart, let your bear kid make the old lady angry all day long!"

Just you, Xiao Li, have already been in front of the old lady's "Live Heaven Special", and you can cut out a TV series of seventy or eighty episodes.

As long as you Xiao Li is early, you can always verify a truth - as long as the thinking does not slip, there are always more difficulties than solutions.

It's true that I, Jiang Zimu, am greedy for money, and it's true that I changed my luck, but I've already suffered the punishment I deserve???

Why would God do this and send you a bad star to me?!?!